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Joined 12-24-03, id: 508909
hey i'm kind of new to fanfiction, but i'm already addicted... i have two stories, one "The Invincible Just Take Longer to Die" is umm... in the process. it's definately the better of the two, even though there are many things i'd like to get to changing about it. and i need to update. the other, "Wonderful Really Bad Eggs," sucks major ass. lol. however, i like to keep it up because i find the flames i get for it hilarious, even if the story makes me look like a completely shitty writer. yeah... i'm thinking i'm going to post some of my poems up too. the ones that i actually like that i have written. even though nobody reviews poetry. hmm...
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A Parody Worthy of A Pirate by March reviews
This is a parody of the movie worthy of a pirate. Arrr!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004
Nothing Gold Can Stay by pervy-pirate-fancier reviews
Jack Sparrow and Natalie Turner hate each other. It's that simple. But when she has no choice but to travel on the Pearl with her brother, Jack finds out she means more to him than he thought. (Rated for later chps.)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 8/24/2003
That Umbrella in the Water by Trojan Snail reviews
What if, instead of rescuing the boy in the water, Elizabeth saved the umbrella? Bloody parody. -Chap. 3 up-
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 8/3/2003
War of the Mary Sues by NessNess reviews
The War has begun, but the turtles can't take sides. What war? you ask, and what turtles? Why, the war of the Mary Sues. And the turtles are old friends of Captain Jack Sparrow. Dear Buddha, child! Where have YOU been? ¤PARTS OPEN! Wanna be in it?¤
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003
Really Bad Eggs by Anne Parkington reviews
What happens when Jack convinces Elizabeth that the eggs in the rum runner’s cellar are okay? Madness ensues! Full of cross overs and crazy things, this is very flameworthy
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003