Quotes!!

My sister: "He's cute...in a serial-killer kind of way."

My best friend: "Sam, I know your second boyfriend is awesome, but my hair is falling out!!"

Hannah: "Okay, so for your sixteenth birthday me and Julz are gonna go kidnap Jade and put him in your closet."

Myself & Hannah: "Jade in the closet!"

Myself: "Hey Hannah, could I have some of your ice cream? Just don't tell the Vegans."

My best friend: "D8@n you, Logan!!!!"

Myself & my best friend: "Oh my god, it's Anthony! He is SO HOT!!!" Serena: "Oh my god..."

VGCats.com: "InuYasha!? It's freaking Dragonball Z for GIRLS!"

Yo! This is Nozomi...again. Yes, my profile has gone through many, many changes, so just breathe deep with me and expect even more. I won't remove anything my friends and I have done to it--I'll just keep adding on. So, I've decided to drop a line right now, since I'm by myself. Thanks to all of you out there who've happened to stumble upon my humble internet abode and have decided to risk looking at it.

Um, well, first off, I'm a Straight-Edge Vegan. Some things I like are listening to music, playing guitar, fingerless gloves, scarves (even in 100 degree weather), improving my sarcasm, talking with my best bud Suki on the phone, band shirts (AFI, My Chemical Romance, and the Used--Oh yeah!), hot pink and black Vans (my fav pair of shoes--I wear them almost every day), plastering my bedroom walls with posters, Japanese art, romantic movies, watching the moon rise, and hot tea. I also adore hanging out with my friends--and trust me, when you're sitting in the library after school, joking around and laughing as one of your compadres messes up his skateboard trick (again), you couldn't ask for a better way to spend your time.

So here my rambling will end, and next on the agenda of this profile is my wonderful conversation with partner in crime, Christmas. And yes, we really do call her that in real life.

Hi! This is Nozomi (Kurama'sGirl88, if you hadn't already figured that out) and her wonderful companion, Christmas! We are here after school, we are horribly bored, and we have an hour and unlimited access to high-speed internet. Let the fun begin!

To respect our companions (and we ARE totally flippin' awesome) everybody's nickaname will be used.

(Christmas and I walk into science room bedecked in Dorian Gray attire) Mr. Vampire: "What are you two, pirates?"

Mr. Vampire: "What do plant cells have that animal cells don't?" Me: "Chlorophyll. If we had that, we'd be green." Mr. Vampire: "Well, WE won't, but with your diet you will be." (I'm a vegetarian, folks.)

Mr. Vampire: "You hippie." Me: "I am not a hippie!"

Christmas: "I completely understand, it's okay--oh, a pig!"

Me: "It's orbtastic!" (you had to be there) Christmas: This refers to Nozomi's insane infatuation with 'Aquapods'. Don't ask. It's just plain creepy. Yes it is! You called a water bottle ADORABLE! Am I the only one who sees something wrong with this!

Me: "Some advice -- don't drink Aquapods while laughing." Christmas: Though she ignored her own advice pretty brilliantly and did this twice. I guess you could say she know from experience.

(Kavey and me while watching the "Silver and Cold" video): "Aw, Davey, we'll give you a hug!"

(Me while watching "Miss Murder"): "It's Jade! HI JADE!"

Me: "I can't erase the top of this board. Why do you have to write so high?" Mr. Vampire: "Why do you have to be so short?"

Me: "What's your favorite food?" Christmas: "Giant cheese-filled shells." Me: "You should really say pasta shells, 'cause that sounded really weird."

(Christmas typing 5 fav foods) Christmas: types 'coffee-covered chocolate beans' Me: "I think there's something wrong with that..."

Veggie-Hater: "It's not fair! Girls can, like, sit in each other's laps and be all close and they won't be made fun of, but guys can't do that without being called 'queer.'" Mouse: "Yes they can!" (sits in Hater's lap) Veggie-Hater: "AAUGH! GET OFF!"

Nozomi's Top 5 Foods

1. Mrs. Field's cookies (hehehe...blush)

2. Chocolate-covered espresso beans (YUM FUN!)

3. Strawberry ice cream

4. Spaghetti

5. Pizza with mushrooms and olives

Christmas's Top 5 Foods

1. Giant cheese-filled PASTA shells with marinara sauce=

2. Pizza with bacon, sausage and BBQ sauce

3. STEAK! (with A1 sauce) (Nozomi: You're doing this to bug me!)

4. Bertolli Spinach and Ricotta Cheese Ravioli

5. CORNDOGS! (sorry, longstanding joke. can't help)

Nozomi's Top 5 Songs

1. Silver and Cold by AFI (this is the greatest song ever...so beautiful) Actually, I love every single AFI song, but Silver and Cold is the best

2. Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol

3. Look After You by The Fray

4. Feeling This by Blink-182

5. I Caught Fire by The Used (if you have never heard this song--listen to it!)

Christmas's Top 5 Songs

1. My Give-A-Damn's Busted by Jodie Messina

2. Mississippi Girl by Faith Hill

3. Sunshine and Summertime by Faith Hill

4. Life Is Good by Jodie Messina

5. Zippity-Doo-Dah!

Nozomi's Top 5 Musicians

1. JADE PUGET! You are amazing!

2. William Beckett

3. Davey Havok

4. Gerard Way

5. Kurt Cobain

Christmas's Top 5 Actors (Nozomi had none of these and I couldn't decide on musicians)

1. Keira Knightley

2. Heath Ledger

3. Viggo Mortenson

4. Miranda Otto

5. Billy Boyd

Nozomi's Top 5 Bands!

1. AFI! AFI!

2. My Chemical Romance

3. Blink-182

4. The Used

5. Metallica, The Cure, The Clash--all of the older alternative bands

Christmas's Top 5 Bands

1. AFI

2. Evanescence

3. Nickelback

4. Rascal Flatts

5. All American Rejects

Nozomi's Top 5 Movies

1. The Nightmare Before Christmas

2. The Princess Bride

3. The Lord of the Rings trilogy

4. Phantom of the Opera

5. Stand By Me

Christmas's Top 5 Movies

1. Stick It

2. RV

3. Lord of the Rings

4. The Polar Bear King

5. The Princess Bride

Nozomi's Top 5 Books

1. The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas

2. InkHeart/InkSpell by Cornelia Funke

3. The Drizzt Do'Urden Series by R.A. Salvatore

4.The Lord of the Rings

5. The Shining by Stephen King

Christmas's Top 5 Books

1. Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier

2. The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas

3. Caged by ?

4. Eragon by Christopher Paolini

5. Shadow Horse by Allison Hart

And my infamous convo with my best bud, Suki!

Nozomi (this is me, Kurama'sGirl88--it's my nickname): Well, welcome one and all to my webpage!

Suki (my best friend--this is her nickname):Hey, it's my webpage too!

Nozomi: No it's not! I write the stories here. You just watch me type!

Suki: So? I give you ideas. And best friends share everything, ESPECIALLY webpages, where everyone can read, um, stuff.

Nozomi: I don't remember ever agreeing on that. Besides, wasn't it YOU who stole all the pillows at my sleepover? I don't call that sharing.

Suki: That is irrelavent! Besides, sleepovers don't count, there's an invisible boundary. Besides, the "Best-Friends-Share-Everything" Law is in the unwritten book of written world-universy thing laws.

Nozomi: That doesn't make any sense! None!

Suki: Well, it makes sense to me! But I don't make sense...maybe the whole world doesn't make sense. Who cares! The point is, I get your webpage too!

Nozomi: No way! This is MY webpage, where people read MY stories! They don't come here for "Suki's Adventures", they come here for "Kurama'sGirl88's amazing stories on Kurama!" Who is really cool, by the way...

Suki: So? "Suki's Adventures" would be WAY awesome-er than "Kurama's Adventures." And they're way awesome-er than your stories on Kurama anyways. And I type with ALL my fingers, which makes me cooler! And besides, Hiei is WAAAAYY hotter and cooler than Kurama!

Nozomi: At least I'm not in love with a pointy-haired midget! I've had boyfriends in the real world, you know, and they kick your Hiei's butt.

Suki: NEVER! Kurama has spikes in his hair too, and you love him! And he towers over you, because you're a midget in REAL LIFE! And even though I've never had a real boyfriend, at least I didn't have an ex-boyfriend who stepped on my toes because he couldn't slow dance!

Nozomi: I am not a midget! I am just a little short for my age! And don't you dare insult Kurama! He is way too cool for you!

Suki: I'll insult Kurama all I want. And besides, YOU'RE the one who's always saying that I'm way too good for ALL the guys out there! Hahaha!

Nozomi: Sooo, you give your heart to Hiei?

Suki: Exactly! Wait, that was an insult, wasn't it?

Nozomi: OK, well, thanks to everyone who actually read this conversation! As I was saying, welcome to my webpage. Suki, the greatest friend in the entire world and an absolutely amazing person, is here with me. We love All-American Rejects, (Suki: Heck yes!), punk rock, sweet snow (Suki: EXTRA HECK YES! If you don't know what it is, then you live under a rock!), chocolate, and Yu Yu Hakusho. I have a Kurama complex, and Suki has a Hiei complex. Though, this IS my webpage and I wrote the stories, NOT my sugar-high tomodachi here.

Suki: Sugar-high is cooler than you!

Nozomi: Whatever you say, Suki.

Suki: Yes, because I'm going to write a NEW unwritten book of written laws. To be posted soon!

Nozomi: Oh no, you are not posting anything on my FanFiction account! If you do, I will take away your Hiei chibi!

Suki: NOOOOOOO! You can't! Besides, I am SO posting. I'll have Hiei read your mind and give me your password. Besides, the world needs "Suki's Adventures" as well as a new unwritten book of written laws.

Nozomi: Keep dreaming, Lady Wolf. Just keep dreaming.

Suki: I wanna put quotes up. Snausages quotes!

Nozomi: Ok, here. "Holy sweet snow!" "Le Kurama! Le Hiei! Le cheese!" "May weasels eat your socks!" "May transexual Nazi eskimos rule the world!" "bernolio!" "Ahahahahahaha-HAIR!" "I'm a goody-two-shoes who dresses like a prep and is addicted to punk rock! Tell me how this makes sense?" "Roasted vampires!"

Suki: "I'm always angry! And I have a dragon! ON MY ARM!" "This is the first time I learned Kuwabara could read, in Japanese, no less." "Dance of the Sugar Babies!" "NOZOMI, THEY CAN SWIM!" "It was so tempting! It was red, and right near my hand! I wanted to pull that emergency exit thingy so bad!" "Oh my gawd, I have Snausages! I'm gonna live forever, man!"

Nozomi: Ok, I think everyone now knows how crazy we are. Well, as crazy as we can be without getting thrown into a rubber room. I hope you all enjoy my stories! Thanks, and ja ne!

Suki: Hey, wouldn't it be fun to be in a rubber room?

OWARI (finally)