We are stupid people. Yep, that’s us…. No, We’re not really, at least I don’t think we are anyway… We are really smart and beautiful and arrogant. Nah, that’s not true either. Where is the truth? Well you see, ‘YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH’. But we are going to give some of it to you anyway.

We are sisters. You can call us Bill and Ben or B1 and B2. Nah, actually call us Lorelei (Lau-re-lie) and Amurdera (A-ma-deara). Yeah, don’t laugh.

We are taking on the FanFiction world by storm and we feel that laughter is the best thing, (Just don’t laugh at our names!) so a lot of our stories will be what we think is funny.

So go a head and read them and tell us what you think.

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L= Stories by Lorelei

A= Stories by Amurdera

B= Stories by both parties.

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ABOUT US!

Name: Lorelei

Age: I’m not telling you that!

Likes: The colour Blue, cats and kittens, Harry Potter (I don’t like him…. I LOVE HIM), Chocolate Milkshakes and stuff.

Hates: Tomato’s, cheese and Sport.

I would like to say: HELLO PEOPLE! Please read our stories and review.

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Name: Amurdera

Age: I can’t reveal that without the presence of my attorney.

Likes: The colour black, reading, writing, storms, the dark side/darkness Japan, Anime and Manga.

In between: I don’t mind Harry Potter. I don’t hate him just find his a little 'ME ME ME!' in the fifth book.

Hates: My older brother, Tomato’s and smelly people.

I would like to say: No comment.

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We can’t publish any stories until July the 11th seeing as we are new. So please wait!