A collection of humorous stories featuring a variety of dark witches and wizards. First up, a drunken party at Malfoy Manor leads to a war over pop tarts, a bathroom flooded with champagne, and confessions about a wedding in a food court.

Umbridge sets a penpal assignment to some rather odd people. Nothing will ever be the same again.

1968. A freak potions accident at the Black family home leaves Bellatrix as the only survivor. She takes refuge at Malfoy Manor, which also hosts Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort. The two befriend one another, and soon it becomes more than just friendship. Kindred spirits soon develop a familiar dynamic in a world altered by missing souls. Bellamort, Part I of The Dream Series.

1970. A curse from Dumbledore in battle drains Voldemort of his magic. Weakened and powerless, he hides in his home with the one Death Eater who tagged along with him from battle - Bellatrix Black. With enough time and enough wine, the crippled Voldemort starts to see some value in the reverent Bellatrix... and she's certainly willing. Bellamort. Complete.

"She may prove the most useful of them all, Voldemort thought, and he suddenly realised that it did not matter whether Bellatrix Black married Rodolphus Lestrange. Her devotion was obvious, and Voldemort intended on capitalising fully upon it. He would make Bellatrix Black his." HP and Cursed Child canon-compliant Bellamort tale spanning the decades of their relationship. Re-post.

During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.

Barty Crouch Jr - fearsome Death Eater, Auror impersonator, and aspiring chef: The story of why it took Barty an entire book to get around to killing Harry Potter. (a tale of transcendent tomfoolery)

!COMPLETE! The story of Lord Voldemort's life, from the moment he becomes a wizard to the moment he dies. Everything—Slug Club, Horcruxes, Chamber of Secrets, Death Eaters, working at Borgin's, both wars, banishment, resurrection. With details of what happened in Albania. Names and dates are all canon. Gets significantly darker as the story progresses.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.

Just a moment when Pip begins to realize a few things. Disclaimer inside. Reviews are very welcome! It is a very light T. Just chose that because of the darker themes.

Abel Magwitch is runing from the London guards to save his neck(literally!) while Miss Havisham is left alone in Satis House when something unusual happens between The White Lady and The Ex Convict. READ&REVIEW Pairing: Magwisham (Miss Havisham/Abel Magwitch) *Rated M for future chapters ;)*

Barty Crouch Jr. tries to excuse his insanity and contemplates other Death Eater related topics. This is a series of humorous drabbles. Some of the drabbles are not from Barty Crouch Jr.'s perspective, but most of them are. There's a bit of Bellatrix, Snape and the other Death Eaters later on. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter; it belongs to J.K. Rowling.

The story leading up to Miss Havisham being left at the altar on her wedding day. Only a few years pass when Abel Magwitch happens upon her home once again after assisting Compeyson in abandoning his former 'bride'. The encounter between Havisham and Magwitch could be many things...none of which they were expecting. Rated M for future chapters. Miss Havisham/Magwitch.

Oh dear, I'm back at it again with my musical parodies of yore. However, I could not resist this one! Basically, a parody of everyone's favorite musical about cannibalism, Sweeney Todd! T for obvious swearing and, well, murder.

The door the the Dark Lord's chamber is always locked, and Bellatrix desires little more than to be allowed to enter. Written for WeaselySeeker's One Line Competition 2 on the HPFC forum.

What do the Death Eaters do in their spare time? Your about to find out. Crack!fic Not to be take siriusly intended.

What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.

Poor Lord Voldemort has fallen to the common Muggle cold. Now, it's up to his two most loyal, devoted Death Eaters to make him well...it's not going to be as easy as it sounds. Work in Progress. R&R!

After the latest failed attempt on Harry Potter's life, the Death Eaters aren't in a good mood. So Wormtail gets an idea. What better morale booster than a Christmas Party? Read on to find out JUST how wrong he is!

Does Mrs. Lovett really die in the fire? Nellie gets questioned by Bellatrix. Rated for: torture, rape, language

Bellatrix Lestrange discovers the many uses of random Muggle things. Will someone PLEASE take that dynamite away from her? Originally a oneshot called Muggle Explody Things, now a collection of loosely-related oneshots. Complete crack.

Voldemort is upset; why does no one appreciate him the way he should be appreciated? All he wants is a little respect. So he decides to fix this problem. A simple curse, and... BOOM! Singing Death Eaters. What could go wrong?

The bond between Lord Voldemort and Nagini is very strong and unusual, even for a Parseltongue. Nagini wasn't always a snake, although even as a human, she was ensnared, trained, and developed a bond with her soon-to-be master Tom Riddle.

Romance has no place in the Death Eater ranks. But when Bellatrix saves Voldemort from an Avada Kedavra at the Battle of Hogwarts, it might just work its way in. Rodolphus dying opens up some doors, too. BellaMort, LuCissa, others later.

Voldemort tries to be evil, but his Death Eaters just keep on embarrassing him. Includes Barty and his obession with practical jokes, Rabastan and his fear of the trivial, Snape and his constant exhasperation of all of them, and many more!

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

Nagini got in an argument with Voldemort and decided to run away. The problems don't start happening though until she moves in with a certain Hogwarts student with black hair, glasses, and a lightning bolt scar.

I decided to write this lil fanfic during my cold. After all, I’m not the only one who has to suffer! MAWHAHAHA! (cough) (sneeze) - COMPLETE! :D Yay!