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Joined 07-07-05, id: 849642, Profile Updated: 02-23-18
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

I am Miss Joline

My Current Fan Fictions:

Eyes Like His - Taken down until I can find some inspiration to continue it.

What If... - an Alternate universe, James/Lily pairing. I go back and forth liking Lily/James Lily/Severus pairings. They are both good, and I cannot seem to prefer one over the other. I might use the idea of this and go write a Lily/Severus afterwards. Thats how undecided I am, that I have to make it fair between James Sev. Anyways! Hopefully I will stay somehwhat cannon with the characters, even if the plot has to change somewhat.

Thoughts of a Siriusly Psychotic Teenage Witch - I will be honest, this was the best accident to ever happen. I was more or less doing a character profile for the heck of it, trying to find some inspiration for either one of my other stories, as I've been quite drained lately, and voila! I ended up with the begining to what I would like to think is a comical story of, well, a Siriusly psychotic teenage witch. Who would have thought. I rather find I like the idea of it.

When the World Comes Crashing Down - How do you go about love in a war? Or worse yet, when that woman is your best friends girlfriend? Starts our Lily/James pairing, ends hopefully, with Lily/Sirius pairing. You wonder why Sirius never had a true love in his life... my theory: he loved his best mate's girl, always. But thats just me.

A Few Of My Favorite Things:

Books:

Harry Potter

Throne of Glass

Wild Magic

The Secret Garden

Gemma Doyle Trilogy

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The Road Not Taken by kellydofc reviews
What could have happened between Lily and Severus if he had said the right thing outside the Gryffindor Common Room. This story is AU. Everything you recognize belongs to JKR everything else is me. Rating is for violence, language and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 371,305 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Fresh Eyes by petals-to-fish reviews
James is trying to grow a beard and Lily makes fun of him until she realizes she's actually really (really, really) into bearded James. NSFW. One shot. Jily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/3/2017 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
The Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers by FireValkyrie reviews
Disappearing clothing, fantasy inducing ice cream, strange creatures, fun with scanty clothing, a sexy disease known as Sexlexia, animagus forms and utter chaos. Oh my! Just a few mishaps in the lives of Fred and George Weasley. Total randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 625,381 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 9/11/2003 - OC, George W.
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 4,544 - Follows: 5,693 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Pensieve by e.demitria reviews
After Snape's death, Harry discovers he has left him the Pensieve—and when he explores the memories inside, he realizes that the Pensieve once belonged to James. Ch. 15: Remus fears his friends will discover his dangerous secret, and desert him forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,562 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Spin by chasinglaughter reviews
When the world was spinning, James Potter was my anchor. He kept me steady and sane and alive. He became my reason to keep on fighting, my reason to keep on living. If it weren't for him... I don't know where I would be right now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,777 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Wonderful Weasley of Oz? by noliolio reviews
What happens when Ginny and company gets caught up in a magical world of confusion, dancing goblins, and vinyl pants? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W.
A Bit Unhealthy by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Post-DH George Weasley/Angelina Johnson, prompted by Rowling's saying of the pairing that "maybe it's a bit unhealthy, but I think that they would've been happy." A writing challenge if I ever saw one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,763 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Alarming and Beautiful by stolen-whispers reviews
What she didn’t realize until after she agreed to go out with him was that these things were piling on his shoulders until he was hunched under the weight of the world and it was all he could do not to throw it off and watch it shatter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Every Breath We Drew by nachalainne reviews
Seventh year Lily Evans wakes up James Potter from a nightmare and gets different answers than what she was expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 6,826 - Follows: 1,424 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Her Heart's Desire by Saran VD reviews
Helena Ravenclaw looks into the Mirror of Erised. Oneshot. Rating for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Helena R.
Wanton Confessions of a Teenage Witch by JolieFille reviews
...sometimes, I wonder if it's possible to seduce someone into becoming good. I mean, if you try hard enough, and you have enough sex appeal, I bet you could... Hmm, a new defense technique...I'm a genius! I wonder if anyone else has thought of this!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 185,677 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Oliver W., Remus L. - Complete
The Last Potter by Fyrie reviews
What if Lily Potter hadn't been killed in Godric's Hollow that fateful night? Be warned - this story isn't going to be about sunshine and daisies. (Ch. 3 added - 25th March)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,167 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/25/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B.
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What If reviews
Alternate Universe. What if Lily and James didnt die? What if there never was a Harry Potter to protect from the Dark Lord? How would the story end then? Starts out their seventh year. Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,835 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Thoughts of a Siriusly Psychotic Teenage Witch reviews
What is it like to be obsessed with Sirius Black? Well, at least there’s one witch who’s willing to tell all. From her former friends “sexcapades” to her own inner longing. OC/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - OC, Sirius B.