Name:Melissa

Age:15

Favorite Bands: Linkin Park, KoRn, Simple Plan, Disturbed,Papa Roach, Motley Crue, etc.

WellI don't really know what to say, ummm well hello this is my profile and yeah heres a little story i worte lol and some this i HATE!

A Very Short story

I walked around my house with a towel wrapped around my face so that I couldn't see. I fell down the stairs. Then I stopped. I took the towel off cuz then I realized that there are no stairs in my house. I looked and looked but I couldn't find the stairs that I fell down. They must be hiding from me. It's a conspiracy. If I ever find them, I will burn them.

Some Things That I Really Hate

• When the moving handrail thing moves faster/slower than the steps on the escalator

• Stagnant water

• People fishing your penny out of the fountain so your dreams won't ever come true

• Shrill teachers nagging you incessantly about the "DBQ"...blehhh

• When nobody else believes that they're all plotting against you

• When you know someone is lying to your face and you have to resist the urge to bludgeon them

• Setting clocks ahead to scare yourself in the morning but you start trying to calculate the actual time and do it wrong and end up really late

• Little kids blowing bubbles that drift into your eye

• All the balloons of Paris coming to float you away to an unknown destination

• People that don't know when to just shut up

• Cold french fries

• Warm soda

• Cameras that don't work except to take hideous pictures of you

• Handwriting so bad you can't figure out what they're trying to say

• Dropping a food bit and calling the dog to come eat it, but the dog just licks it and wanders off so then you have to pick it up anyway plus it has dog spit on it

• Raving hobos

• Making a collage that was supposed to be artsy and cool looking but really it just looks like you have an OCD or are the crazy guy from one hour photo

• People that write in caps all the time (you expected me to write that all in caps, didn't you? yeah well, I didn't)

• Movies consisting entirely of boring old men making boring plans on boring topics in boring court rooms

• People who don't see how things like Napoleon Dynamite are funny

• How The Simpsons blows lately

• Knowing that when you get old your only two choices are 1) be the crazy old lady with 80 cats or 2)spending your day sleeping, taking pills, and playing bingo

• When you ask somebody for a piece of paper and they give you a piece of paper that's totally foreign to you. You're used to college rule with the holes in it, and somebody gives you a big dumb wide rule piece or one with no holes at all