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My Little Pony: Sora's Misadventures in Equestria by xinbra reviews
This story was originally written by Codex92 on FimFiction.net and used with permission. Sora is sent into the magically world of Equestria for some training and to help protect it from upcoming dangers coming it's way.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 165 - Words: 1,808,041 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Sora, Kairi] Twilight Sparkle
Forged Destiny by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 138 - Words: 992,709 - Reviews: 14035 - Favs: 5,730 - Follows: 6,124 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A.
Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,012 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 5,317 - Follows: 6,575 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 320,013 - Reviews: 7827 - Favs: 8,749 - Follows: 9,645 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 5,286 - Follows: 5,752 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
The Black Apple by TokehGecko reviews
"To think this human is an Ootsutsuki descendant..." After pouring Chakra into a weird Fuuin in the Forbidden Scroll, something never seen before awakens in Naruto. Something which greatly pleases the Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,423 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 9/29/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Hamura Ō.
Ninja Gamer by DragonKnightRyu reviews
So, dying sucks, but hey, I get a chance at reincarnation with a special power, and that power is 'The Gamer' so that's awesome! But... I'm being reincarnated into the world of Naruto, where giant chakra beasts can nuke you, crazy Uchiha roam who want to rule the world with the power of the moon, a guy who thinks he's a god wants to 'share his pain'. Yup, I am going to die again...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 222,331 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 5,766 - Follows: 6,546 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 11/12/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Magic of the Force by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Harry's always wondered why the Dursleys hated him. After a nasty beating breaks loose some memories, he starts to experiment only to find he really may be different. After a few a few setbacks he starts to gain control of his powers, only to receive another beating. Pleading with his magic to get him away, he soon discovers he has a great destiny and the family he always wanted.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 518,071 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 5,366 - Follows: 6,296 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Aayla S., Harry P.
Supreme Champion by Haugh Wards reviews
In his dreams Harry discovered Voldemort was going to attempt to get him into the TriWizard Tournament. In retaliation he tricked the Goblet of Fire to emit the names of the people who wanted him in the tournament. Four names came out, including Albus Dumbledore. Now the new Supreme Champion is forced into the tournament. See how he fares. Dumbledore!Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,602 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 6/22/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Albus D.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 2,830 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Naruto: The Game of Life by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 152,718 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 9,909 - Follows: 11,819 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U.
The Carrier of Nine by BetaMayhem reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has emerged victorious in his latest scuffle with the powers of that be...but it doesn't stop there. In the wake of Percy's most recent "School Attempt", another trial steps into his path...is it so simple? Things are never so simple as this...whats going to happen? What new calamity will make its presence known? Only one question is on Naruto's mind..is there Ramen?
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 2/24/2018
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 309,853 - Reviews: 7511 - Favs: 9,742 - Follows: 10,271 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
RWBY: The D'arc Game of Life by ThePlayer1Company reviews
Jaune Arc has lived a quite normal life, sans his parents splitting up when he was 10. Regardless, he wants to be a Huntsman, a hero like his father! One day, he messes up in the best way possible, and a tiny splinter grows into a grand adventure, in which the blonde must play a dark game of life. Only time will tell the truth. RWBY/Gamer crossover
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 490,942 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,535 - Follows: 2,830 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Yang X.L., Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Sage of the Wild by BetaMayhem reviews
Naruto has emerged victorious in the Fourth Shinobi world, but not without its sacrifices. Suddenly, he is pulled from his world, meets a god, and is left with a mission with a due date he knows nothing about, in a world he doesn't understand, with only a desperate hope to return home. Can he manage it? Can he succeed in a world of meddling Gods, with only the Bijuu as his allies?
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,490 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 9/9/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sora's Life is a Game by RebukeX7 reviews
After losing all that he knew and loved to Xehanort, Sora earns the favor of Kingdom Hearts and is allowed a second chance to save everyone. Now back in the past with new worlds to explore, Sora is in a race against time to be the first to rule Kingdom Hearts. Video-game fic, crack-with-plot. Sora/harem. Last in LIAG series, can be read alone! *Hiatus*
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 245,351 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Sora, Yuffie K.] Donald Duck, Goofy
SHINOBI: The RPG - Act 1 by Fulcon reviews
A min-maxing Self-Insert ruins himself at character creation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 70 - Words: 375,194 - Reviews: 3133 - Favs: 4,959 - Follows: 4,926 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 4/4/2017 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Unsealing Legacy by Forlorn Story Teller reviews
A small twist of fate made him aware of his heritage; unsealing the legacies his parents left behind. Graduating from the academy at age seven, he's well on his way. He found a kindred spirit in Uchiha Itachi, and his cousin Shisui's along for the ride. They're on the path to unsealing the legacy left by their ancestors, both the dark and the light. Next chap teaser in AO3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 273,685 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 5,359 - Follows: 5,772 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Shisui U.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4986 - Favs: 13,027 - Follows: 13,044 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rubbery Vengeance by Forzarismo reviews
Luffy loses everything before he reaches Raftel. After 5 years of complete isolation, A broken Luffy does the unthinkable. A certain someone however, has different plans for the rubber man. Join Luffy as he begins a slightly different adventure from the past in order to change the fate of his nakama. Dark, Smarter, and OP Luffy. (LuffyxHarem). Time-Travel AU. Multiple pairings.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 167,909 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 2,696 - Follows: 2,891 - Updated: 8/23/2018 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Luffy, Boa Hancock, Nami, Robin]
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 5,026 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Hinata Hyuga: A Gamers Potential by BraveVesperia reviews
Hinata always felt like a failure, unable to unlock her clans dojutsu she had almost given up hope. Then one day she unlocked a new ability that would let her climb her way up to the top of the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,461 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 3,755 - Updated: 7/30/2018 - Published: 12/5/2015 - Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Inquisitor's Game by defiasstone2 reviews
Harry Potter beat Voldemort but died in the process. In a strange place with options to replay his life in a world of either Light or Dark, Harry makes what seems to be the obvious choice and intends to use this 'Game' to ensure that he never fails his friends again. But there is more to this 'Inquisition' that will rock his beliefs to the core. Gamer Harry mild DA:InquisitionXover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,126 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 7/30/2018 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lily Evans P., OC
Harry Potter and the Game by Concept101 reviews
With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 363,393 - Reviews: 7298 - Favs: 9,795 - Follows: 11,831 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Albus D.
Naruto: The Gamer by NarutoStacker reviews
Being rewritten as Naruto: Shinobi Gamer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 184,131 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Naruto U.
Save Yourselves Reboot by Havens Run reviews
What happens when Harry Potter returns after the third task of the tri-wizard tournament carrying Cedric's body. A disaster that could have repercussions in both the magical and Mundane worlds. When he finally has enough and tells everyone where to get off. Then he finds help in the strangest places that he never would have believed.I'm Back and so is the muse
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,794 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 2,836 - Updated: 6/27/2018 - Published: 9/2/2016
Percy Jackson and the world of magic by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
In the battle against Kronos Percy the thrown back in time to 1994. Unable to even step foot in America as not risk damaging time itself he is exiled to UK, but all is not lost as he finds a world to hide away in, a world to live in. A world of magic. The wizarding world won't know what hit it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 263,797 - Reviews: 3811 - Favs: 5,376 - Follows: 5,715 - Updated: 5/13/2018 - Published: 11/5/2016
Broken Log Pose by tmb1112 reviews
The Straw Hat crew finds themselves with a broken Log Pose on the middle of the Grand Line. They are forced to wander until they come across a strange island with the Kingdom Hearts characters on it. Destiny Islands. Starts at the beginning of Kingdom Hearts One, and right after Alabasta for One Piece.
Crossover - One Piece & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 236,819 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Luffy, Zoro, Sora, Riku
Jaune of Hearts by Shadowlight0982 reviews
"I've been having these weird thoughts lately... Like, is any of this real or not?" Jaune Arc always wanted to be a hero like his father and grandfather before him. However, fate has something especially planned for him. Multiple worlds, saving his friends, Fighting powerful monsters. And it all began with a simple key. (Pairings Secret, Ratings may change, Read, Review, Enjoy.)
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,810 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 4/7/2018 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Weiss S., Yang X.L., Jaune A.
For My Brother by SpoonandJohn reviews
At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,003 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
The Rabbit Ascending by Baron Zed reviews
Sequel to The Vulpine Rabbit. Sasuke's training trip is over and Team Kakashi (Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke) is reunited. Their job? Take care of Akatsuki. Shippuden timeframe. Fem!Naruto as transmigrant of Kaguya (multiple bloodlines).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,540 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 3/3/2018 - Published: 7/30/2016 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Naruko U.
Magic Online by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,294 - Reviews: 3298 - Favs: 5,307 - Follows: 5,951 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Agil/Andrew Gilbert Mills
Common Sense by Stone Elbow reviews
An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 6,916 - Follows: 7,670 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Ōtsutsuki Transmigrant by fg7dragon reviews
Purebloods have always been obsessed with maintaining their bloodlines. What was this based on? What is the origin of these traditions? Or rather WHO? As always Harry finds himself in the oddest situations. But finding himself face to face with the Progenitor of Magic Itself? That's certainly not what he expected when he got out of bed in the morning.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 185,144 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 4,057 - Follows: 4,360 - Updated: 1/4/2018 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Harry P., Luna L., Susan B., Kaguya Ō.
Fighting for the Future by Dslayernitro reviews
Luffy saved Robin from the ambush on Sabaody Archipelago, but it ended in tragedy. Luffy lost both Ace and Robin during the battle of Marineford. In a new level of grief and rage, he Awakens his Devil Fruit, stretching time itself to prevent it from happening again. Luffy will fight to get back what he lost. Smarter!Luffy OP!Luffy Dark!Luffy Definite LuRo, once we get there.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,081 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 4/28/2016 - [Luffy, Robin] Straw Hats P.
The Conquering King by Lionheart021 reviews
Luffy receives a package from a very important person on his seventh birthday that radically alters his destiny. Armed with new knowledge and power, he takes the world by storm, gathering a fearsome crew and ensuring his name resounds throughout the heavens. Strong/OP Luffy, Different Devil Fruit and Crew, LuffyXHarem
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 88,965 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 8/25/2017 - Luffy, Kuina, Reiju
No Competition by Evilgoddss reviews
What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 10,863 - Follows: 11,020 - Updated: 11/13/2017 - Published: 3/20/2015
Prototype Ninja by theaceoffire reviews
Hated by everyone, he survived. Yet Naruto's largest challenge would occur tonight, long after his weary body collapsed onto his bed, worn down by defeating his traitor teacher Mizuki, by new knowledge, and from excessive chakra use learning a new skill. Godlike!Naruto, Possible (Small) Harem, Gore Likely.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,803 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 10/24/2017 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Plucking the Strings Redux by SpoonandJohn reviews
Authorized Posting! A chance encounter early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes. His goal is different and so are his methods. The world looks very different with the Puppeteer of Konoha plucking the Strings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,724 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 12/24/2016
Boredom Is Deadly by preciousann reviews
For Harry, the 'next great adventure' isn't really all that great. After two-thousand years of dealing with the whining souls of the dead, he decides to spice things up a bit…by returning to his first year at Hogwarts. Crackfic! MOD!Harry Darkish!Harry GaryStu!Harry with a twist. NO Bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,543 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Have Fox, Will Travel by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
The trust of a child is a fragile thing… Naruto becomes disenchanted with Konoha and the Sandaime Hokage when he stumbles upon the truth of who and what he is on his eighth birthday. Smart!Naruto, Protective!Harry, Smart!Harry, Dudley!Redeemed, & Fan-girl!Ginny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 257,139 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 4,607 - Updated: 10/15/2017 - Published: 9/25/2014 - [Harry P., Yugao U.] Dudley D., Naruto U.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4609 - Favs: 12,759 - Follows: 14,088 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P.
Why Naruto is not Allowed to Use Seals Ever by Pokere reviews
Also known as all of Naruto's seals summon hell beasts that try to attack him or any unfortunate ninja nearby
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 241 - Published: 7/6/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
It All Started When Harry Stole a Police Car by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a bit of Grand Theft Automobile, Dumbledore's meddling, and some wards that were working a little too well, Little Whinging has a new Police Constable who is all of ten years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,153 - Published: 6/23/2017 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 6,799 - Follows: 8,486 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 3430 - Favs: 5,144 - Follows: 3,608 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Game by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 781,118 - Reviews: 9678 - Favs: 9,166 - Follows: 9,269 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 126,246 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,422 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5569 - Favs: 10,668 - Follows: 11,405 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Game On! 2 0 by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter, goddess in training, is getting ready for her second mission: reincarnated as the youngest Elric Sibling and armed with Chaos' latest update of his Game, she's ready to discover a new world of alchemy! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,842 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 2,253 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Harry P., Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Play to Your Strengths by Lady FoxFire reviews
Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 895 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry potter and the Toothpick by HermioneeBlack reviews
Harry gets a wand at three instead of at eleven and the world will never be the same again. AU, Crack fic!.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 3/23/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Neville L.
Serpents and Celestial Bronze by Levity Lirum reviews
He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,379 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 5,794 - Follows: 6,376 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 8/23/2014
Harry Potter and the Job by Concept101 reviews
One day, Harry Potter read, "Newt Scamander, master of the magical creatures, is looking to hire one young intern for a summer wide assignment of adventuring, exploration and learning!" Watch as Harry travels the world on this journey full of larceny, thievery and drunken debauchery, all the while pissing over as many people as he can. Sometimes literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,158 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 7/21/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Newt S.
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2348 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 3,147 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,447 - Follows: 14,359 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Dear Solid Snakeface by Concept101 reviews
In which Harry has the brilliant idea to write a letter to his biggest enemy, Hedwig is secretly a member of an intergalactic federation, and Voldemort is just plain annoyed. One Shot! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/21/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Hedwig - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7029 - Favs: 13,796 - Follows: 11,275 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Rise of the Dark Lady Hermione (adopted) by dunuelos reviews
This is a mix of genres, first and foremost it is a 'Fix It' story. There are also hints of 'Muggles do it better', and more than a little crack, with the BDA being one of the most feared organizations on the planet, along with a bit of fun with Tom Riddle's 'You Know Who' pseudonym. Clell62619 started it. I'm adding to it. I've taken it as far as I can. Feel free to write a sequel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,636 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Susan B., Dr. Granger - Complete
Tin Foiled by Haugh Wards reviews
After his second Occlumency lesson, Harry wonders if he could learn Occlumency another way. The twins of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley, share with him their greatest secret against Occlumency in order to help him overcome the difficulty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Harry P.
Beware of Sith Trolls by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Vader finds the first Force-Sensitive child since the purge. Naturally he has to adopt the boy, who shares the name of a rather noted Sith from the ancient past. However Revan isn't just a force-sensitive child. He's an immortal wizard who de-aged himself out of boredom and to stir up chaos. Let the fun begin. CRACK FIC
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 7/25/2016 - Darth Vader, Harry P.
How To Find A Phoenix by Concept101 reviews
A one shot in which Harry and his friends solve the mystery of how Dumbledore found his phoenix. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Harry P., Albus D., Fawkes - Complete
Your Summon is Pink by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
Attempting to summon a creature without a Contract is literally gambling with your soul. However, Uzumaki Naruto is extremely lucky when it comes to gambling and manages to summon something that won't kill him outright.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,842 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Pinkie Pie, Naruto U.
The Katarn Side by Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,628 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 5,841 - Follows: 5,004 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 6,336 - Follows: 6,225 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Contract by dunuelos reviews
Naruto, in an attempt to use a flashy jutsu his sensei used, opens the way to a whole group of people who will change the shape of the shinobi world. Crossover with Rorchac's Blot's "Make a Wish" and other related stories.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 3,487 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Terminal Justice by Overkill AKA Irrational Intelligence by Nalanda reviews
The unofficial fourth of the Make a Wish series by Rorschach's Blot, it was originally written by Overkill aka Irrational Intelligence and removed for some reason. EDIT: Have separated the chapters now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 233,566 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 9,159 - Follows: 8,817 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 2,649 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bolt Fashion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 3,211 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,044 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 4,399 - Follows: 4,448 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4153 - Favs: 7,436 - Follows: 5,964 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Unstoppable! by ProfessorPedant reviews
Harry got more than he expected when he found the Philosopher's Stone in his pocket at the end of First Year. The Stone opened a channel to the power of Cyttorak, turning Harry into an Unstoppable Juggernaut. Super!Harry, HP/Marvel Comics crossover. Harry, Hermione, Dr. Strange, Spider-man, and others. Moved from Crossovers for greater exposure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,846 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 419 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Planar Professor by Qfic1993 reviews
A wizard from another universe becomes the new teacher of a new subject in Hogwarts. Changing the storyline of H/P, this stranger may be more deadly than any wizard or witch in their world. DND 3.P (3.5e combined with Pathfinder) and Harry Potter. COMPLETED AS OF 8 NOVEMBER 2015!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 86 - Words: 208,878 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 2,569 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Greatest Prank by sakurademonalchemist reviews
It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK
Crossover - Harry Potter & Looking for Group - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,551 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 2,037 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Harry P.
The Games We Play by rgm0005 reviews
It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,578 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 4,792 - Follows: 4,825 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Jaune A., Ozpin, Cinder F., Ruby R.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 3,701 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Harry Potter: The RPG by britael reviews
After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,447 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P.
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35029 - Favs: 24,940 - Follows: 18,620 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 7,753 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 6,708 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How to Train your Genin by WarrenDSherman reviews
All it takes is one man, to change the course of history. On a chilly evening, a stranger rumored to be the Master of Death appeared in Konoha and became a Hanshi, a 'Teacher of Teachers' to the Rookie-12. The Shinobi world was never the same again. Years later, Konohamaru tries to resolve the mystery behind his disappearance. (HP X Kurenai).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 140,928 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Dawn's Sage by Panory Bro reviews
The toads raise Naruto to replace Minato as their summoner. Trained as a sage, Naruto will strike out to find his fellow jinchuriki. Just not in the way you would expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,148 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 10,516 - Follows: 4,740 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 4,191 - Follows: 4,608 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 7,890 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Naruto: RPG Life Sucks by Elias Edge reviews
Dying kind of sucks. Endless black pool or nothing, no one to talk to, and big white font asking if you wanted to return to the main menu. Maybe he should have learned more than two techniques? And what the hell is a "Perk"?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,948 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 2,279 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kyuubi/Kurama, Shin U.
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 579 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Of Wands and Kunai by Womgi reviews
A 7 year old Harry stumbles on a box of old Naruto manga. Inspired, he reaches deep within, using chakra to quickly become a phenomenal ninja. And thus begins a curious tale. Read and see how it ends! Read 1st chapter A/N...story is officially abandoned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,743 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P.
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 2,908 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Death's Little Brother by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is told of a new world which might need his help. There he finds new family and new ways to annoy people. (Not Slash)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 491,060 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 2,344 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3066 - Favs: 7,891 - Follows: 5,035 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
The Mystery of the Cat Figurines by I. H. Scribe reviews
After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 267 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 3,491 - Follows: 3,679 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
Fullmetal Kingdom: Disc 1 by Android32 reviews
A State Alchemist is in need of protection, so the State hires a child trained for combat and protection to look after the alchemist no matter what. They will face dangerous obstacles, sinister enemies, and uncover secrets that could change the world...
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 111 - Words: 307,875 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sora, Kairi, Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
A Sage Among Wizards by Kythorian reviews
An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,226 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 6,516 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P.
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,630 - Follows: 1,850 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 245 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
Afternoon Tea by Lady FoxFire reviews
Afternoon tea is a time to relax, to talk to friends and discuss problems, hopes and dreams. Of course 275 times is just too much
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 120 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 2,319 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 167 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 1,226 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
10 Ways to Butcher Names by Wandering Crimson Sage reviews
Idiot, what did I tell you about insulting different cultures!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Sirius B., Naruto U. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Weapon of Mass Destruction by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
It could also be titled: 'How to make a revolution with an Uzi, a Rocket Launcher and a Kalashnikov for dummies'. Au of fifth year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 421 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 3,844 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Library Science by RegenesisX reviews
25 things Cloud Strife probably shouldn't be doing in a library.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Cloud S. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16328 - Favs: 10,772 - Follows: 9,388 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3265 - Favs: 7,516 - Follows: 3,883 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 5,575 - Follows: 3,020 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Souls Abound by RobSt reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 4,371 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Death 1, Destiny 0 by Kinsfire reviews
Voldemort has been defeated, and a party is being thrown in his honor. But there's one guest missing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Story by Bobmin356 reviews
Christmas comes earlier than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 234 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick - Complete
The odds and the End by hercat reviews
When Naruto confuses the regular summoning jutsu with the one to summon death, the consequences will be far reaching and unforgettable. Story is complete. Basic familiarity with the Narutoverse essential.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,199 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 842 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Potter and the Tailed Beasts by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. What if... Harry was immortal... and forever young... and the reason for the Hidden Countries... and the Tailed Beasts... and just so happened to run into Gaara and Naruto? I have no idea, honestly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 726 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,096 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
I am Legion by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
When he was young, Naruto had an encounter with a poison dart tree frog. Instead of traumatizing the kid, it intrigued him. And then he got access to the Forbidden Scroll... intelligent!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4233 - Favs: 10,585 - Follows: 4,223 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/31/2010
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Thing About Contracts Is by Nom9de9Plume reviews
Harry discovers some interesting truths about contracts that leads to a plan to leave his troubles behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,393 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter and the Reluctantly Paternal Uncle by PenRifle reviews
Vernon Dursley likes to drink. Harry uses this to his advantage. Soon, between mixing drinks and discussing cars, they form an unlikely and somewhat disturbing bond. Chaos is sure to ensue. Featuring Happy-Drunk!Vernon and Smart!Harry. AU. HP/LL, RW/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D.
Kakashi's Lament by Chris Hill reviews
Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15590 - Favs: 9,665 - Follows: 7,359 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5400 - Favs: 7,770 - Follows: 4,157 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 441 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,013 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Sage of the Leaf by HistorianoftheKais reviews
It is said that a butterfly flapping its wings in America will cause a hurricane in China. Watch what happens to Naruto as a small change in Jiraiya's wanderings causing huge changes in Naruto's life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,752 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Temari
Avatar and the Keybearer by TonicShadow reviews
This takes place during Kingdom Hearts 2. Sora, Donald and Goofy get attakced by Heartless ships, and crash land on a new world they haven't been before...the world of the Avatar.
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,507 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Sora, Aang
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3711 - Favs: 9,904 - Follows: 4,035 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 1,065 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 6,264 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 6,000 - Follows: 1,764 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fourth Dojutsu by HistorianoftheKais reviews
The Rinnegan, Byakugan, and the Sharingan are hailed as the three great Dojutsus in the land. What few people realize is that there is one other Dojutsu that equals them in power. It is time for the great bloodline of Whirlpool Country to reveal itself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,474 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 3,001 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
In An Unsightly Manner by Legendary Legacy reviews
In the manga, when Itachi killed his clan and mind-raped Sasuke, he gave him some strange words to live by. What if Sasuke actually took those words to heart? Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Imprint by MogtheGnome reviews
What would happen if Naruto was in the wrong place at the wrong time? What if Itachi decided that he needed another failsafe to measure his potential besides Sasuke? Maybe it wasn't his sharingan that made him so strong... What if it was just him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,096 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2331 - Favs: 5,628 - Follows: 2,511 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 7,527 - Follows: 4,535 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Triad by Heliotropic reviews
In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,490 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 3,283 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 939 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 313 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 500 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 378 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 5,041 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 690 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
In Cold Blood by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 294 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 340 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
In The Arms of Angels by Kyubi-X reviews
Naruto is born with with a 400 year old bloodline...however, unlike the other bloodline's of Kohona, this bloodline limit doesn't involve your eyes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,402 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10985 - Favs: 19,487 - Follows: 6,422 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 836 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Butter Side Up by bite the hand that feeds reviews
A Gennin Kakashi is faced with a Very Scientific Experiment!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,346 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
A New Cause by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto gets fedup with Konoha and leaves. On his journey he runs into an unexpected group and decided to join them. After several years Naruto returns, but what are his intentions and how far will he go to accomplish them? [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,475 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 3,167 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Good Idea, Bad Idea reviews
Naruto... probably wasn't going to be the best influence on his new genin team. But heck! Why not go with it. It's not like he could cause any real damage or anything. Right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2018 - Published: 2/19/2018 - Naruto U.