Smurkle Snaphide bio
Name: Alaina Pen Name: Smurkle Snap (obviously) (don't ask me why i chose that) Birthday: October 9, 1989 Likes: school (between classes, i go to a big school so 10 min between classes), my friends, virtually all rock music, my guitar, and Harry Potter. Hates: school (classes), your friends (jk), country, r& b (modern), rap (ick), and boy bands (i thought the backstreet boys died?). If you want my social security number, I'm afraid you'll have to go through the trouble of calling me for it. Unfortunatly I can't give out my phone number. I've only got one story written, it's a one-shot called Pay Back. I guess it's really not that great, but hopefully you'll read it and review anyway. I'm not to sure about anything I should put down on here so... I guess that's all, e-mail me if you have any questions about, anything I guess. Except putting hemeroid creme on your butt... That I have no idea how to do, nor do I want to know. So, bye. |
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Age Doesn't Matter in Love by XxKelleyxX reviews
All human. Bella is a senior at Forks High when Miss Alice Brandon, fresh out of college comes to teach Math. What happens when Bella starts to have feelings for her teacher, despite having a boyfriend?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 257,316 - Reviews: 3893 - Favs: 1,955 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 4,531 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Moving out by Birchwood29 reviews
Ginny is kicked out of Hermione's apartment so that Ron can move in. Harry offers her a house and more insane situations ensue. FINAL CHAPTER/ONE SHOT ADDED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,394 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Paffy reviews
It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 438,964 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., OC, N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Daughter of Darkness by Ri-kun reviews
Book 1 of DoD Trilogy! Summerfic. Sirius is dead, and Harry is facing the prophecy alone. A new stranger appears in his life, one who seems to identify with his lonliness. Is she truly a kindred spirit, or is this another plot by Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,292 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Black Hearted Auror by Darth Cious reviews
AU of HBP. After losing his Godfather and promising to think before he acts, Harry receives a letter from the new Minister of Magic with an intriguing proposal, he gains a new ally and begins doubting an old one. Independent!Harry Realistic!Honks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,637 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Image change by stuffjeff reviews
Harry is left to execute Sirius' will as the new head of the Black family. HarryBellatrixNarcissaHannah.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,922 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Harry Potter and the Year of the One by Ash9 reviews
Sequel to HP and the Bloody Summer- 6th yr. Did Harry survive attempt after attempt on his life only to die in the end? Complete! Epilogue now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 204,735 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Shadow of the Serpent by KEDme reviews
The sequel to Home Alone. Harry is whisked away to an ancient island to be trained in Occlumency. What he finds is another complication to add to his already complicated life. New friends, new enemies, lots of angst. HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,654 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10985 - Favs: 19,487 - Follows: 6,422 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little Closer by Zo the Inkblot reviews
Ginny finds Harry sulking and decides to cheer her old friend up... A oneshot or 3 chapter story that turned into something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,613 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 9,545 - Follows: 4,106 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Three Doors Down by Jasperite reviews
Harry didn't expect the summer after his fifth year to be anything special. But he also didn't know that an interesting new family would be moving in just three doors down. HPOC Rated to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,698 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Harry P.
Fire and Ice by fireflashphoenix reviews
After her parents become Death Eaters Blaise Zabini (femaleBlaise) runs away from home to avoid that fate, running to her headmaster for help, she is sent to the one place that is better protected against Voldemort and Death Eaters than Hogwarts! actionad
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,681 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
In the Shadows by Optimus Magnus reviews
Tonks is challenged by Snape to bring something useful to the Order of the Phoenix. HarryTonks and crossover with Mortal Kombat
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,792 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Shades Of Black: A Black Dawn by fireflashphoenix reviews
AU 20 year old Bellatrix can't have children. what happens when she accompanies the Dark Lord to the Potters on 31 oct 1981 and maternal feelings arrise. read and reveiw.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,004 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Damned by Melindaleo reviews
Sequel to PoE. With Harry's power increasing, and Voldemort now aware of the Prophecy, can Harry find a way to destroy him before Voldemort learns the secrets of the ancient texts? Would this be HP Fanfiction if it were? that easy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,978 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete