AU. To get Aversa to leave her alone, Robin grabs a random stranger and claims him as her husband. Only, Robin didn't plan on her little lie backfiring which would set off a chain-reaction of lies with no end in sight. [Gaius X F!Robin]

Robin has three loves: math, romance novels, and her best friend, Gaius. Upon learning Gaius only has eyes for artsy girls, Robin gets a job at a coffee shop to finally win his heart. However, she quickly gets sidetracked from her own pursuit for love as she and her coworker devote themselves to setting up their patrons. Pairings, love triangles, and cliches abound. Modern AU.