I come, bearing scarcely legible abominations, so that I can share what my mind mistakenly labels "creative thoughts". I'm hardly the most talented writer, and I dare say that many of my ideas will be seen as either tired or outright stupid, so please feel free to share your opinions.

If your thoughts and feelings come phrased in the form of sh*tty comments however, then please be aware that I am petty as all hell and will most likely respond in kind, if only out of pure spite. Flames will be used to burn you at the stake for practicing b*tch-craft

If you like what you read, then feel free to stroke my undeserved ego and soothingly caress the dark recesses of my...Okay we'll just abandon that sentence, because I really don't want to see where it's going.

I'm English, so I write using the English language. I don't do so with anything close to perfection, and my punctuation is the stuff of nightmares, but I do use traditional English spelling for words like 'colour'. If something like this is spotted and corrected ignorantly, then I'll most likely show you my She-Hulk impersonation.

My likes and loves will become readily apparent by the stories I post, and those that I Favourite.

If you have any questions that aren't along the lines of "What the hell are you thinking?" or "What was your first language, before trying to learn English?" then feel free to message me as you please.

Peace and sweet-sweet lovin' xxx