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Joined 09-20-12, id: 4266286, Profile Updated: 04-12-13
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Name : luckyliar

Age : ????

Country : UK

Favorite anime : Soul eater, Naruto, bleach, SA, Angel Beats, Fairy Tail, D.Grayman, Yu-Gi-Oh, Legend of Legendary Heroes, Hetalia

Favorite Pairings : Neji x Gaara, Sasuke x Naruto, Hinata x Naruto (Naruto)

Yami x Yugi, Yami Bakura x Yugi, Seto x Joey (Yu-Gi-Oh)

Kanda x Allen, Lavi x Allen


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

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Psychopomp by EveryEye reviews
"You didn't think that people in kimonos performed soul burials on Egyptian pharaohs, or Vikings, did you?" Two fighters part ways on bad terms. Can two friends meet on the battlefield to mend the broken world? A Winter War story where deities from other pantheons take sides, and two hotheads self-reflect through trials of blood and steel…literally. Tatsuki-centric, Ensemble-piece
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We Are Young by koa-chan reviews
AU. They're teenagers, they're young and they can worry about love and life. A collection of character and relationship-centric, interrelated stories about some students of Fairy Gakuen. / NaLu, GaLe, JerZa, GruVia, Fraxus, Elfgreen with other pairings on the side. / COMPLETE
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 388,914 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Sightless Music by Change of Heart-Good and Evil reviews
After a tragic accident that leaves Yugi blind and her older brother dead, Yugi is left to deal with her the sorrow and anger of her parents. However, it is her unusual love for music that saves her and launches her into the arms of her favorite lead singer; Yami Sennen of Millenium. But will her parents and her own insecurities stop her from true happiness? Characters from GX&5Ds.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,994 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.
5 Times Laxus Tries to Deal with Children (& the One Time He Gives Up) by koa-chan reviews
Futurefic. Laxus hates dealing with the guild kids. Specially his peers' children, and their equally young friends. He's not made to deal with lovesick rants, teenage spats, tea parties, or broken crayons. / Nalu, Gruvia, Jerza, Gajevy, Elfgreen and Fraxus - COMPLETE
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,276 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Laxus D., Freed J., OC - Complete
Journey of the Three Failures by Kurouga of the Ink and Snow reviews
Uzumaki Naruto's defeat at the hands of Hyuuga Neji changed the course of history. Now an outcast Naruto, Hinata, and Lee must flee Konoha to become stronger, and ultimately save the very village which scorned them. Strong Naruto, Hinata, and Lee. Dark!Neji, Nice!Hanabi. Epic length. NaruHina. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 717,650 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 6/21/2008 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
Changes by RomanticKissez reviews
Hinata has been given a mission to train with Anko after the second part of the Chunin exams. The mission is used an excuse as to get away from her strict father who is crushing her spirit. Hinata is due to return in three years. Together with her friends, they will save the ninja world! MinatoxHinata. KarinxSuigetsu other pairings undecided. AU On temporary hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Hinata H., Minato N.
She who delivers tofu by Nispedana reviews
[COMPLETED]Fem! Takumi. The first stage retold... but with more romance, drama, angst, and daily moments comprising the characters' lives. (WARNING! Portfolio-ish) Ryosuke appears in chap 5
Initial D - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,964 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Complete
My little brother by mangaloverize reviews
Seigaku is asked to go on a training camp with some other schools but the problem is that Tezuka need to babysit his baby brother Ryoma at the same time as the camp is, "I don't think it was such a good idea to bring Ryoma here after all." some OOC and alot of cuteness
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,085 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Tezuka K., E. Ryoma
Sabertooth's Bookworm by BluAcid reviews
After being forcibly removed from Fairy Tail Levy is left beaten, broken and alone all until two certain Dragon Slayers enter her life. Will they be enought to life her from her broken state? StiLe and RoLe !Crack warning.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,996 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Levy M., Sting E., Rogue C.
Four Idiots by 1Yui reviews
Sabaku no Gaara is handed a joint mission with Konoha's Naruto, Rock Lee and Sai. They're not exactly the best shinobi for the job...or are they? - Running gags, clichés, epic fails (with an actual plot) involving the four most lovable social retards of the shinobi world…Crazy Adventure Time! (with occasional surprise guests) Cover Art by vialesana from DA
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,728 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Gaara, Sai - Complete
if you were a magic card i'd pick you by smileyfacebabe reviews
Post s02, ignoring s03. The Sheriff finds eight teenagers, a twenty one year old and a supposedly dead creepy (sassy) uncle in his living room playing cards. This is the journey on how it's all Stiles' (and Derek's, Stiles argues) fault that they're there.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H. - Complete
Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year by Jinxx Draconett reviews
In Hetlia High, there were unspoken laws that made up the school's popularity system. Punishments for breaking the laws were severe. Arthur Kirkland broke two of these commandments. "Dude, Arthur's a punk AND he's friends with the Bad Touch Trio?" "Oh man, Al's gonna be pissed."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,487 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Epiphanies by sunshard reviews
They were a subtle couple, but one by one their friends saw the signs. Naruto caught on…eventually. SasuHina, AU, three parter.
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Two Countries, One World by Tashii Cat reviews
The other countries are fed up of England and France's constant arguing so they lock them inside a cell in hopes that they will settle their differences. Little do they both realise that they will step into a world that they would soon create themselves.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,196 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Cat Person by Suzukata reviews
If a dog jumps in your lap, it's because he's fond of you. If a cat does the same thing, it means your lap is warmer. Jetko abound!
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I love you by Rinaidran Warrior reviews
A story about Seto and Mokuba. As the two brothers visit their mother's grave, Seto tells Mokuba one thing about the past, and one thing about the future. Mokuba's life is changed forever. Warning: Tearjerker!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/11/2003
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How to make friends, influence jounin and take over a ninja village reviews
They're the only three left who haven't become chunin, he has proved himself to be a less than successful teacher, yet here they are a brand new team, worrying jounin, running their teacher into the ground and annoying the hokage without even meaning to. Rated T for swearing. Bad summery but please read anyway. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Tenten
Ground and Sky reviews
Why do men only look at the ground when, the sky is grey and rain starts to fall? What if the ground id tired of being the second choice? One sided NaruHina and NaruSaku. Slight GaaHina. Implied ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Gaara
First Times
First Times only happen once... He's taken more than most.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Gaara, Tenten