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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

11 Criminal Minds characters.

1. Aaron Hotchner

2. Emily Prentiss

3. Penelope Garcia

4. Will

5. Rossi

6. JJ

7. Gideon

8. Elle Greenaway

9. Derek Morgan

10. Jack Hotchner

11. Spencer Reid

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? (JJ/Spencer Reid) Yes! So many times! I love them together!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Will) Yes Will is very hot. Especially his accent!

3) What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?(Spencer Reid/Elle Greenaway) That would be adorable! It could happen in all honestly.

4) Do you recall any fanfics about Nine? (Derek Morgan) Oh yeah. There are tons of fanfics about him!! I love them.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Emily Prentiss/JJ) Honestly they would. They would make an adorable couple.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? (David Rossi/Derek Morgan David Rossi/Jack Hotchner) 5/9 because the alternate isn't expectable. I wouldn't like Morgan and Rossi together though.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation(Gideon, Emily/Hotch) HAHAHAHAHAHA that would be hilarious! It totally could have happened.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. (Penelope Garcia/Jack Hotchner) Watching the little boy that just had his mom ripped away from him nearly broke her heart. Garcia was determined to make the small boy smile.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? (Aaron Hotchner/Elle Greenaway) I'm pretty sure there is. If not there should be.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic. (Gideon/Spencer Reid) We All Lose Ourselves Sometimes.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One? (Will/Hotch) I wouldn't write one of those. Put if I were I make JJ pass away and Hotch comfort Will and Henery because he knows what it's like to lose someone you love.

12. Do you read Three slash? (Penelope Garcia) No but I'm not saying I would look into it. I could see her with JJ or Prentiss

13. Do you write or draw Eleven? (Spencer Reid) I do write about Spencer quite a bit.

14. Would you write Two/Four/Five? (Prentiss/Will/Rossi) No I wouldn't write one featuring them.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great emotion? (Jack Hotchner) Help Daddy!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Elle Greenaway) Don't Worry Now by Brit Nicole

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Nine fic, what would the warning be? (Hotch/JJ/Morgan) Definitely M. It would be a threesome.

18. What might be a good pick-up/ flirt line for Ten to use on Two? (Jack Hotchner/Emily Prentiss) haha that would be adorable. Probably something like "You look very pretty today."

Favorite Books:

Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling

The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien

The Wolves of Mercy Falls Trilogy by Maggie Stiefvater

House of Night Series by P.C and Kristen Cast

Iron Fey Series by Julie Kagawa

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Alexis Winchester's Story by sammygrrl00 reviews
Sisfic. Alexis Winchester is Sam and Dean's little sister. Mostly follows series. Please R&R!
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Secret Keeper by QueenBeeDramaQueen reviews
Layla Archibald is the young twin sister of Nate Archibald. With best friends being Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass her life is pretty much perfect for the most part. That is until the return of Serena van der Woodson. And just like her friends Serena's return will turn Layla's world upside down. How long can her secrets be hidden.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 121 - Words: 294,448 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Carter, Chuck, Dan, OC - Complete
I Had Your Attention All Along by teal-slippers1990 reviews
Derek Morgan, high school football player, made a proposition to a rather unwilling Spencer Reid, resident school genius. But then, Spencer didn't stand much of a chance, did he? Rated M for later chapters. AU. A bit of OOC for Morgan. Slash Reid/Morgan. **COMPLETE** Continued in "Fixing It"
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,925 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 12/13/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Turning Back Time by maxandkiz reviews
A case in Florida has some very startling results for the team. De-aged Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 139 - Words: 388,711 - Reviews: 4344 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 10/7/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Healing by paluga reviews
AU Reid-Centric fic. When Reid was 5 he was kidnapped by a serial killer. Two years later, the BAU finds him, but he's broken and scared, with no parents capable of taking care of him. One of the members takes him and helps the child on his was to healing
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,189 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Life in the BAU by atem15 reviews
Sequel to Pretty Boy. Reid Joins the BAU, and is happy to be one of the team. But will a new case, or a certain someone make him want to leave? Slash M/R
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Adventures on a Floridian Cruise by Karabou95 reviews
Sequel to Kid Me Not. The team heads off for another case: this time on a cruise ship in Florida. They go undercover as a family with Reid, JJ, Prentiss and Morgan as the kids.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,361 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011
Out Of The Mouth by everything-is-eninalus reviews
When an unsub has killed far too many, Reid and Morgan have to go undercover. But Reid isn't looking forward to getting up close and personal with this man who he has feelings for... Especially not when the whole team has them under surveillance.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,942 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Undercover Sugar by PupGeek reviews
After a series of murders of young male dancers from the same club, Reid must go undercover to help catch the unsub and Morgan decides to go undercover as a bodyguard. Eventual MorganxReid SLASH! Hopefully sooner rather than later.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,213 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Taken by irishchic799 reviews
While watching Henry, Reid and his godson are attacked and kidnapped by an unknown assailant. Will the team find them in time to save Reid and Henry or will tragedy strike their family?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,856 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Domination by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 17 - Hotch and Reid finally decide to experiment. And Hotch has something big planned... The question is... can Reid handle it?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/21/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] - Complete
Music Explains What Words Can't reviews
Just a bunch of drabbles and one-shots about Morgan and Reid. It is slash so if you don't like that don't read it. The mature chapters are marked at the beginning. Enjoy!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,542 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid