Hi My Name is Rebekah I'm new to fan Fiction and am writing a story called What my Family has become

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small Worldincessantly.Sell Girl Scout cookies.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.Shave.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming!Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.Censored by your son.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plinkat the bottom.Do Tai Chi exercises.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on!When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!Give religious tracts to each passenger.Meow occassionally.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops!Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.Sing Mary had a little lambwhile continually pushing buttons.Holler Chutes away!whenever the elevator descends.Walk on with a cooler that says human headon the side.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM!and move to the far corner of the elevator.Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty!Leave a box between the doors.Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers throughit.Start a sing-along.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper?Play the harmonica.Shadow box.Say Ding!at each floor.Lean against the button panel.Say I wonder what all these doand push the red buttons.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.Bring a chair along.Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf?Blow spit bubbles.Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a more suitable host body.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.Wear X-Ray Specsand leer suggestively at other passengers.Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!

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How to chew gum!

Find out what chewing gum is made of. In its simplest form, chewing gum is some form of rubber mixed with sugar and flavorings. Prior to World War II, it was a natural form of rubber called chicle. Since then, it has been synthesized and is a man-made chemical composition.

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Choose the type of gum you wish to chew and the flavor. Driven by consumer demand for many different varieties, there are several brands each with their own type of gum (i.e. sugar-free, natural, chewing, bubble, whitening) and each type has many different flavors, like spearmint, peppermint, or just normal bubble gum flavored gum.

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Know the facts about each type and flavor. For example, regular bubble gum has a lot of sugar and extra "chew" in it. If you have any dental or mouth issues that prevent you from chewing hard and for long periods of time, it would probably be best to avoid normal bubble gum.

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Place the gum in your mouth. The most common method is to place the piece on your tongue and draw it into your mouth. Then move the piece with your tongue to either side of your mouth for chewing.

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Chew the gum using your chewing teeth. Chewing teeth are the multi-surfaced molars in the back of your mouth. You commonly use these teeth for chewing food after you have bitten into it, using your front teeth.

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Occasionally, draw the gum to the front of your mouth and exercise your biting teeth. This will give your molars a short break—which is usually needed only for a couple seconds—and give your biting teeth some satisfaction.

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For bubble gum chewers, blow a bubble a couple times every minute or so if you wish. This also gives your molars a break and is fun to "play" with. Try to make it as big as you can!

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Continue chewing the gum for as long as you desire. Most gum loses its flavor within 10-15 minutes, but the residual taste can stay in your mouth for hours.

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Once finished, place the gum in a wastebasket after wrapping it in some paper or tissue

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You know you live in 2010 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace or a cell phone.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realised that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 8th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of MSN typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) You just realized that there was no number 5 and that it skips straight from 4 to 6.

15.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

16.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did

Great woman comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Woman: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Woman: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Woman: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Man: I want to give myself to you
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Man: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Woman: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry

If a little girl ever pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When I eat cake that is sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)