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Joined 11-05-15, id: 7268661, Profile Updated: 11-16-15

Hi there. I sometimes draw and write. Thought I'd finally crawl out of my shell, express some appreciation like a responsible citizen, and share some of the stuff I've been keeping to myself all this time.

Just because my social skills are rusty doesn't mean I'm timid. I revise the hell out of the stuff I write because I sincerely want to give my best, and I'm always eager for any tips, questions, or critiques that can help me improve as a writer. Sometimes working too close to something can blind me to a mistake that is painfully obvious to someone else.

Real Life gets in my way quite a bit, and I often struggle to finish anything. However, anything I do post, I plan to eventually finish.

11/16/15 - Update

On hiatus due to other projects and a serious plot miscalculation that's going to take some untangling. And I barfed up enough not-canon to make me seriously reconsider the whole stinking thing. The squick-factor alone is high enough to have even me giving it sideways glares. There's a time and place for everything, and I doubt much of the stuff I had originally planned would be appropriate to post here in the first place. I know the Horror tag and "nightmare-fuel" part of the summary are a bit of a giveaway, but still...

Maybe I can salvage it someday. Until then. *tips hat*

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Mock My Innocence by Hautuumaa reviews
An Elf with a thing for Orcs finds an Orc with a thing for Elves. Just enjoying their good luck would be too easy, so they begin a snail's pace trek across Middle-earth with a group of Orcs as strange as they are annoying.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 240,214 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Orc, Elf
Splint by helenamarkos reviews
An injured Ranger finds himself with an unlikely rescuer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 410,326 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Orc, Human
Vultures Rush In by usefulobject reviews
After Mordor falls, a hunter from the Misty Mountains joins a displaced Isengard Uruk in hopes of claiming some of the loot in the ruins of Sauron's domain. Along the journey they develop unexpected (totally expected) feelings. Can they get the big cash money wad or will they die like pigs in hell? Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,975 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Orc, Uruk-hai