Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M

A series of challenges/one-shots/requests ranging from comedy, to drama, to 'what is this I don't even'. Chapter seventeen: Kyouko and Madoka do gardening stuff.

4th fic in the 'Not Anymore' series. What do you get when you mix 12 all-powerful Olympians with a newspaper read by all of Olympus? If you guessed "total chaos", you are correct. Fasten your seatbelts, folks: we're taking freedom of speech to a whole new level.

The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to discover there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.

Just a bunch of weird, weird one-shots that are Brason/Brison, Percytide, Captide, Percda, Jacktide and a few others. It's one of those crack fics that's so ridiculous, you'll wonder if I'm sane. It doesn't have to funny. You have your preferences, I have mine. Enjoy! PS: It was inspired by one of @LibbySlaysTheUniverse 's stories.

Annabeth Chase is lost. Percy Jackson is damaged. Piper McLean is easy. Jason Grace is confused. Hazel Levesque is invisible. Frank Zhang is terrifying. Leo Valdez is stupid. What do they have in common? Sixth period study hall, and a whole lot more than they ever thought. High School Drama AU. Rated Really High T, for later chapters, multi ship.

Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

The demigods have won the Giant War and Leo has brought back a friend. After making technology (with the help of Hermes and Hephaestus) that doesn't attract monsters, the demigods feel excited as they get closer to being normal. They explore the web and join sites like Facebook and Tumblr, learning how mortals spend their time.

Sequel to Anything Goes in Fanfiction! The demigods have been challenged by the gods to see who can write the best fanfiction ever. Their friendships and sanity will be tested in this hilarious, absurd tale. Who would have expected another Thalia and Chiron fanfiction to pop up on the internet? And let's not talk about the MPREG story Zeus and Hades are writing... Crack Fic OOC

"My whole life is a lie," America said, his voice serious as he stared at the man with widened eyes. "Mr. President, did you know we never actually landed on the moon?"

So we've heard the tale of the god that showed up on the beach outside camp, and we've heard the tale of the demigod that showed up on the beach outside camp, but what about the really lost pizza guy who showed up on the beach outside camp? Well he's finally telling his tale of his crazy mishap that brought him to the strangest strawberry farm on the planet.

Coach Hedge has called his cupcakes together and has something very important to say!

Percy is betrayed by the gods...again, and his girlfriend cheated on him...like in so many other betrayed-by-gods-stories...again. Together with his last true friends he fights for the justice...again, but things are going to be tough...Warning: A lot of weirdness and craziness.

When Percy and Annabeth are sent to Olympus to investigate the mysterious disappearance of Dionysus, they are not at all prepared for what they find there...

Nico is a normal college student who lives a normal college life. He terrorizes his frat brothers, practices recreational satanism, and has a crush on the cute boy from his sister's ghost hunting club. Those are all normal college things, right? (In which an entire frat house bands together to get Nico a date with Leo Valdez.)

We've all read bad SYOTs, and cringed at their awful tributes. But this story isn't one of those. Oh no. It's so much worse. SYOT closed, but the fun is just starting.

Gaea: "Percy Jackson, I will kill you!" Percy: "Hello, you are number 81893. Please wait in line." Ladies and gentlemen, the drama queen himself, Persassius Jackson, sassiest of any hero to walk the streets of NYC. Series of drabbles/one-shots relating to the most sarcastic hero of all time. Warning: Parody/Crackfic. T for swearing.

A bunch of Valgrace drabbles, stuck together to make an even bigger group of valgrace drabbles

During a publicity stunt, Harry and 5 others are sent to another world where a well timed Stupefy made all the difference. As Harry looks for his peers and a way home, another Harry investigates the odd arrival of his doppelganger. (Canon, EWE, dimension travel, AU)

Leo wants a child, but he guesses Taco, Sushi, and Lasagne would have to satisfy. It's probably a great thing Jason doesn't mind the kittens.

Piper, Leo, and Jason go ice skating on Christmas Eve.

In which Alfred F. Jones teaches AP U.S. History for a day (and most certainly does not rewrite it in the process).

It was blatantly obvious to everyone in a 10-mile radius, that Piper McLean was extremely drunk. Was it a coincidence that Leo was just as drunk? Probably not. Was Jason drunk too? Probably. Maybe they all were a little high in the process. [A JasonxLeoxPiper fic]

From the writers of 'The Lightning Thief Parody', we all now proudly present this fanfic because the last one wasn't ridiculous enough. So now, we'll be covering all of the second Gigantomachy in this fanfic, so it will be longer, but it will also take more time to update.

Nico di Angelo didn't quite understand how such a short conversation could leave him in such awe of Will Solace. Solangelo

AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.

This is a story in which Percy has to deal with a bunch of odd incidents in Camp Half-Blood, from fighting mermen to starring in 'Demigod VS Wild,' as well as the occasional 'Ask Dionysus' section. Warning: Continued reading of this fanfiction may cause: headaches, fits of giggling, spit-takes, and such. It's not going to make any sense, but still, you might as well enjoy it.

Naegi finds himself caught in a time loop. Surely living through Monobear's game once was bad enough? (If you're wondering why you've seen this before, the author's note inside should explain things! (The reason you've seen this before is not that you're caught in a time loop.))

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

What if Hermes made a site for fanfiction, but just for the gods? And, what if Zeus decreed that all the Olympians would HAVE to write for it. One thing can be certain though... this is not going to end well...

It's 1991, and eight newly Sorted wizards and witches are about to start their first night in House Hufflepuff. There'll be singing and camaraderie and macaroons and only a little bit of screaming. Arguably AU.

There wasn't any noise until I heard the vase drop and shatter. The heartbeat was slowing down rapidly and temperature was going lower and lower. He was going to die. He was going to die. He was going to die. Leason, Valgrace, Firefly. JasonxLeo.

Monsters attack the Argo in the middle of the night. Percy's freaking out, Coach Hedge is going ballistic, and Gaea is being plain confusing. Parody to "'Twas the Night Before Christmas".

Nico hears about this 'master of death' and he isn't impressed... at all. "That's adorable really", Annabeth commented dryly, "You, getting all worked up over this and defending valiantly your father's dictatorship over the death-business." (Drabble-ish, a bit cracky)

So this is going to be 50 very short chapters based off different jokes from Tumblr, Instagram, etc. Multiple pairings including: Percabeth, Jasper, Caleo, Lazel, and Frazel. Rated T for minor swearing.

Perseus Jackson thought he was normal: turns out he was wrong. Now Percy has to contend with love-struck monsters, a retarded Riptide and his 'love interest'; one crazy blonde girl with a really sharp knife. Even Artemis is gunning for him with a steriod junkie Apollo riding behind. But with looks to equal the Goddess of Beauty what did he expect? Phoenix Award Nominee

The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.

In which the Hephaestus cabin decides that taking their savior's hair for a cloning experiment is a good idea. Crack fic. AU, because Percy has hair in the Heroes of Olympus.

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

In which Percy can't seem to catch a break. "Oh, so I'm cramping your style? I thought you liked Percabeth!" "Yea," Poseidon responded, "But I'm only shipping it until you and Annabeth fall into Tartarus. Then I'm hoping you'll die." Rated T for language and some sexual references. Don't let that stop you though...

At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.

When Katniss and Peeta, the local stalker, get thrown into the Hunger Games, they thought their less-than-stellar mentor, Woody Haymitch, dubious winner of the 50th Hunger Games, was their only problem. Elsewhere Cato finds love in the form of District 1's Glimmer, but with rabid Thresh, Peeta's bakery for bread-hungry Careers and clashing ideals the odds are not in their favour...

This where I take characters from the Percy Jackson & The Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, and maybe other books and do a profile on why people don't like them and what they're accused of being. Interactive! Funny Scenarios! (Up for adoption.)

What would have happened in Hera had chosen Annabeth and Reyna to swap instead of Percy and Jason? Starting off with Reyna finding herself in the bus with Piper and Leo, join familiar characters in different places as the Heroes of Olympus series gets switched around. Percabeth, Reyna/Piper, AU. Also - this is going to be long regardless of how long I want it to be.

Hercules, Theseus, and Jason might be your favorites, but Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are your shining stars. You'll remember them, every word, quest, and heroic quality millenniums after they perish like all puny demigods do.

When it comes to dating, being a corpse isn't usually a plus.

Leo has always been the third wheel of the trio ever since Piper and Jason got together years ago. But now, Jason finds out about Leo having conflicting feelings towards him, and this might not end well. AU Greek/Roman Academy Fic. Jason/Leo. w/side-pairings

In which Chiron insists on informing Dionysus about who the brats in their care are. Oneshot.

A parody of the Lighting Thief. No, it's not supposed to make sense. Enjoy! Continued in the Heroes of Olympus Parody.

Percy's trying to give his friends specific 'titles' so they can have an understanding of what role they play in their friendship group. What does that really mean? And why does it matter? DRABBLE, CRACK

Percy and Annabeth find the House of Hades. Hades is not amused. Crack prediction of the House of Hades. Dedicated to Hugs6.

Leo's decided that the organic flesh and blood arm he was born with just isn't cutting it anymore. So he hacks it off and replaces it with a robotic arm that can do a whole lot more. But for some reason Jason and Piper aren't impressed. Go figure. (oneshot)

Octavian centric, freeverse, one-shot. Octavian's pretty much hated - pretty much by everyone, too. He wasn't always like that, though. Rated T for mild mentions of suicide.

A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!

When Athena's visit to Annabeth suddenly turns sour, she wonders why she had to open her big mouth. Now Annabeth has to obey her mother and try not to look insane at the same time. Mark of Athena crack predictions.

Someone has insulted the gods by claiming immortality. It's up to the son of Hades, Nico di Angelo, to stop this being.

A one-shot which parodies several scenes from Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Last Olympian.

Forget all your theories and what you read so far in fictions. These are the events that will really occur in the Mark of Athena.

My first story on FanFic. This is a parody/ alternative ending to Percy Jackson: The Last Olympian that shows, deep down, Kronos is just another sassy little schoolgirl.

Why is it that Artemis has a group of immortal followers and Apollo doesn't? Because of Apollo's poetry, of course!

A collection of hopefully funny oneshots concerning President Snow. Mockingjay spoilers.

In which romantic subplots take over the HoO storyline. Very short. Parody.

In the end, it didn't really matter what road he took. Tom Riddle's destiny was, is and will always be in the form of Lord Voldemort.

Have you ever wondered why Dionysus keeps getting the campers' names wrong? One evening, many years ago, the god got a visit from someone who did... T for swearing

"There's a very good reason why I'm stuck inside a coffin wearing nothing but my underwear." - One does not simply involve them self in godly problems. Unfortunately for Percy Jackson, he had to learn that the hard way. Oneshot. Sequel to Just Let Me Out!

Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…

I can't be! But it is... Zeus is officially done with his immortal family's bickering. He finds help... Help in the form of an annoying lady with a PhD that charges 300 dollars an hour... Hilarity will ensue! Currently: Demeter vs Hades

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.

What's this? The Bad Touch Trio have made their most daring dangerous plan yet… A worldwide rampage pulling every gravity-defying curl of hair they can find!

Find out what happens when the Gods find out about the Wizarding World! Hilarity ensues! One-Shot! Crack!

He made no effort to show the world exactly who he was, and somehow... it irked her. Belarus wanted to see him angry.

Who exactly was that Greek man who sold Hagrid a three-headed dog in a pub? In truth, a harassed entity trying to get a Cerberus pup off his hands…

Alfred suddenly forces a movie night on Matthew, who is not amused. Who knew there was an ulterior motive all along?

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

"Hey… Can I be Italy and you be Germany for just one minute?" "Huh? S-sure…" Italy found it ironic that the one time he forced himself to be strong was in the act of his greatest cowardice.

An alternate ending to Mockingjay that's a little...unique. With the help of Johanna, Haymitch, and some well, unexpected guests, Katniss debates between Peeta and Gale. Who will triumph in the end! Please read and review, and I'll read and review yours!

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

"I'm not going to fight you, Rue."

Sadie invites her best mates Emma and Liz over for a sleepover when Liz finds a picture of Carter. Of course, a game of 20 questions ensues.

Matthew's thoughts on his life goal and how he's been doing over the years. 700 word dribble.

At the Vancouver 2010 Olympics, Canada experiences something he is not used to. Canada centric.

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

What's the best way to end an argument, or in this case, shut America up? Shout the most hilariously random red herring there is: "I WAS FROZEN TODAY." One-shot.

A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England

12. Shaving off Francis' beard will only result in temporary satisfaction and is therefore not worth it. 70. Attempting to watch The Sound of Music will only result in tears. 71. America's tears. A list fic that does what it says on the tin.

On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.

The Harry Potter saga told in a form where every word in the story is composed from the letters “Harry James Potter.” It's slightly harder than it looks .

RemusSirius - Sirius gives Remus a valentine, and Remus doesn't realize it's for him, leading to a lot of misunderstandings and even more parenthetical speech.

Slight SLASH! Lily Evans was just perfect. It's too bad that James Potter isn't a fan of perfect people. SBJP!

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?

Sirius Black was, in fact, a rather attractive person. From a purely objective standpoint, of course. Slash, SiriusJames. Fluff.

Sirius wants to snog Remus silly. The logistics of that, however, escape him somewhat. RemusSirius

Gift to krazi little aus. AU. James survived that tragic night and is very overprotective of his only son. Not to mention obsessive, compulsive and extremely paranoid. Poor Harry.

Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .

That smile made him twitch. HD Complete.

Mild RemusSirius. Sirius is sick, and he's not terribly pleased about it.

What's the worth of fifteen minutes? Angsty. RemusSirius

Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Defeater of Grindelwald, and overall genius, discovers Harry Potter fanfiction. And believes it. Chaos ensues. This is a parody fic!

Eventual RemusSirius. Sirius had a camera, an oldfashioned muggle one. He used it to document memories. He wanted those memories shared.

RemusSirius. Sirius gets terribly bored. Remus is made to suffer. They end up trapped in a cupboard for a good six hours. Cue abuse of bubblewrap, wrestling and lots of 'closet' jokes.

The summer after Remus Lupin graduated from Hogwarts, he brought a stray dog home with him." In which Sirius and Remus do their best to explain things to Remus's father. (Slash)

In which teenage Sirius and Remus discuss biscuits, nicknames, motorcycles, and other equally important things. (Slash, utterly silly)

In honor of April 15: Lord Voldemort encounters a force far darker and more evil than he could ever hope to be...income taxes.

It is Remus's birthday, and Sirius has forgotten to get him a present. He's sure to think of something, though. (Slash, fluffy)

A very long one-shot, concerning Sirius, Remus, twelve missing years, a good deal of lost chances, and trying to grow up. (Dark, slashy)

The longest one-shot in the history of the world, concerning Sirius, Remus, childhood, Hogwarts, and not really growing up. (Slash)

Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE

James, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?

Just a short, sad, sweet, little ficlet. V.Mild Slash, HP/DM, Established relationship, no spoilers. Harry left Draco on a Monday. Draco knows when he'll come home.

Lucius Malfoy runs into a strange creature in Knockturn Alley - “You’re not meant to try and kill me! I’m a self-insertion, dammit! You’re meant to fall madly in love with me because of my stunning good looks!”

Canon timeline? Who bothers with that! (a sarcastic Marauderfic parody) FINALLY UPDATED!!

A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.

The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.