CleopatraIsMyNamehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. I've been reading FF for a LONG time but never felt up to writing anything. Then I had a plot bunny no one wanted to nurture so I decided to do it myself. It took about seven months! See "None But The Brave Deserve The Fair". Please note I'm British so my stories will contain: Swearing. British-isms. Literary quotes. More swearing. Sarcasm/Black humour. Almost definitely slash. Please be warned... If there is a phrase you don't recognise it's probably a British one - you could try w w w goenglish com For other 'two countries separated by a common language' try w w w buzzfeed dot com/erinchack/words-that-mean-something-completely-different-in-the-uk My current Beta is CraftyBadger1234 from AO3. I have also killed a number of Betas :-S - some are no longer even on here: Annalisse Rubisher, Sophie French, FollowingTheWolves & carlee.nae I like Harry Potter, Sherlock (UK version), Doctor Who, Torchwood and Inception. I'm too cowardly for Gryffindor, not ambitious enough for Slytherin, too dumb for Ravenclaw and too much of a misanthrope for Hufflepuff. So where would I have been Sorted? UPDATE 2/8/2016: Yes I was incredibly lucky and got to see Cursed Child on stage at the previews in London in July 2016. Scorpius Malfoy (Anthony Boyle) completely stole the show. If you thought the script sucked, I'm sorry but the stage version is totally awesome. The most fabulous thing I have ever seen. And the best line? "My geekness is a-quivering!" (p271) UPDATE: March 2019. I am only able to write when ill! In 2013 when I wrote my first story, I had two hospital admissions, and wrote either in hospital or whilst recuperating. I had another hospital admission in 2019 and have spent my sick leave from work reworking a 1970s story 'Octavia' from Jilly Cooper, a famous British writer of romance and humour. It needed quite a lot of work (thanks to the amazing CraftyBadger) but you should be able to see it "The Tide of Thy Pride". I will post a chapter a day until it is all done (20 chapters in total) |
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Hallelujah - A Lament In Three Parts by Maribor reviews
One romance. One woman. Three baffled kings composing Hallelujah. **Third Chapter has now been fixed. Apologies for the HTML weirdness**
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2016 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor
To Love a Loathed (Arch) Enemy by Sophie French reviews
"For the last time, Malfoy, I have absolutely no hidden agenda giving you your wand back." Harry brings Draco his wand back after the war and the rest is history. Hogwarts, fluff, humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,026 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/2/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Abide With Me by Maribor reviews
Darllium. The Doctor and River say goodbye though River doesn't know it.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2015
Draco Malfoy is NOT attractive by Sophie French reviews
Draco Malfoy is not attractive. Not even one bit. Nope. 8th year fic - Shower smut - Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
An Issue of Consequence by faithwood reviews
Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
You Got To Raise Me After All by obsessivelyfanaticgw09 reviews
"Don't you see? It all worked out in the end..didn't it? You got to raise me after all" Series of drabbles with Amy, Rory, and their daughter, all hanging out as kids. Doctor Who fic, the only place where that summary makes perfect sense
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 51,710 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Rumour Has It by goddess-protect-us reviews
Written for the Bottom!Draco 2013 Adaptations Fest on lj. An adaptation of the Jeeves and Wooster stories by P. G. Woodhouse. Draco may have taken the job out of post-war necessity, but that doesn't mean he's not enjoying it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Collect Your Courage by 11oyd reviews
Potter needs control; Draco needs forgiveness. They shag; Lavender gives advice; they yell; Seamus makes muffins; they fight; and everyone else drinks far too much coffee for their own wellbeing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,248 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Smoke and Sheets by Ericat15 reviews
John's gone away, Irene Adler is back and Sherlock is on a case. Irene positions herself in his way... Let's move this to the bedroom, shall we? Irene/Sherlock Smut, Crime/mystery, angst, old ladies and tarts. Now with an M rating for chapter 7 and beyond.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,271 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Amnesia by Nobody'sHope reviews
Sherlock is bored. A woman, who has no idea who she is, comes to him for help. Sherlock is no longer bored. M for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012
On License by Slytherincesss reviews
Following a terrible crime and four-and-a-half years in Azkaban, Draco Malfoy is granted early release and is placed on license with an innovative new programme through the Auror Office of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Draco finds he doesn't know which is worse: Azkaban, or being under the legal supervision of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Warm Enough by butt0n0nt0p reviews
When Sherlock is cold, John warms him up. Sherlock is confused when his body is heated in ways it has never been before. Will John be able to help this time? OK so this started off as PWP, but somehow a plot crept in. As usual. Anyway, enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Kisses are for Lovers by KJmom reviews
Draco is a high class prostitute famous for taking clients virginity and doing it with a tenderness and care so they feel loved. Harry comes to him for the same treatment. *SLASH* Drarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,009 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 202 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Strange Riddle of John Watson's Neck by halfcrowns reviews
Sherlock Holmes is a man who likes mysteries, and now he is faced with the enigma of why in the world is he, Sherlock Holmes, so intrigued by John Watson's neck.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bedroom Tango by Deklava reviews
Watching Mycroft and Irene perform a hot tango at the British Ambassador's Ball in Buenos Aires, Sherlock no longer wants to be celibate. Rated M for Holmescest and lots of other things...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Defendere by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,247 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 176 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Precious Fetish by Cola Karmon reviews
How Draco Malfoy went about becoming an underwear thief. Eighth Year fic. Warnings for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
That One Special Gift by Deklava reviews
Sherlock wants to give John a special Christmas present: himself. But a problem needs fixing first, and only Mycroft can help. Rated M for Holmescest.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Choices of the Heart by Naadi reviews
Harry has dreams that pull him into the realm of the newly dead. At first, the dreams are only a curious mystery, but when when Harry dreams of Narcissa Malfoy, his life suddenly goes in a much different direction than the one he'd always imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 82,319 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 255 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five Firsts and One Last by ginger-veela reviews
Their 'firsts' are never quite what they expect, but they all add up to brilliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Glued by Vendelin reviews
When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,952 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Benefaction by Slytherincesss reviews
Following a bizarre accusation in a brutal crime, Harry Potter finds himself a loner and an outcast, as Draco Malfoy reigns supreme in the innermost social circles. Blaise Zabini makes an unusual bet with Draco. *NEW* HP/DM *SLASH*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,514 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Look Who's Stalking 2 Fantasies Fulfilled by Suzie74 reviews
The relationship between Draco, Harry and Severus is going well. One night Draco expresses an interest in fantasies.. will they indulge? WARNINGS - threesomes, group sex, slave, BDSM, Bestality, m/m/m slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,561 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Walk in the Woods by Ekanite reviews
This isn't exactly what Harry had in mind when he called Draco "wanker." A hallway encounter. Sex and snark ensue, not necessarily in that order. Oneshot. Vaguely set during 8th year. Ridiculously fluffy smut. Draco's POV. HPDM, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Look who's Stalking by Suzie74 reviews
Draco knows what he wants... to warm a certain Snarky Potion Master's bed... unfortunately he's about to discover someone has beaten him to it. DM/SS/? Warnings 3somes,m/m slash,dp,bondage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Intoxicate the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry starts a revolution. And Draco is a spy wondering if he should betray Potter for his parents, or the other way around. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 207,020 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sanctuary by BarcodeIII reviews
HPDM. When Auror Harry Potter is sent to check up on Draco Malfoy after the war, he expects to find him living in luxury. Not hiding in an abandoned cottage in a Russian wilderness. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Et Dona Ferentes by hidingfromsomeone reviews
Or, Don't Look A Gift House in the Mouth. In the days, weeks and months following the final battle, can two men set aside their differences in order to guarantee the safety and survival of an innocent child? NC-17 HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,872 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Journey After by missindependent4 reviews
"Who would have thought I had to go through everything I did to find what I wanted and needed most in death?" Sometimes death can be more fulfilling than life as Harry and Draco discover. Mostly DH compliant, EWE, DMHP, One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,286 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If It's Not Revenge by Duana reviews
When Harry Potter finds Draco Malfoy passed out, he drags him off for a little revenge. It has noting to do with the war and everything to do with the simple fact that Malfoy is a prat. A gorgeous prat. Rated for a reason Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Doing the Lambeth Walk by Blame Brampton reviews
After the war, the last thing Harry wants is to be a celebrity. Pursued, he seeks refuge in the last place people would look and tries to make a difference there. And then he runs into the Malfoys in Tesco's … H/D, mentions of OCs' drug rehab
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,468 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
but comforts we despise by gidget89 reviews
"It's a lovely compliment, Doctor but you are missing the point. I need to get changed. In here. Right now. You're welcome to stay if you like, but Amy won't take forever about getting those horses." AU scene for 5x12
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
An Act of Simple Devotion by Blame Brampton reviews
It's a age-old story. You fancy a boy and you think he fancies you. Sure there are problems – attacks on former Death Eaters, crazed tabloid journalists, evangelical references, and your girlfriend – but you have a cunning plan … HD/DM, 8th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Weight of Eternity by venis-envy reviews
Desperate for survival, Draco takes what he needs from others while avoiding the one he's meant to be with. His newfound compassion will not allow him to trap the one he loves, even if it means his own life is the price paid for Harry's freedom of choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,815 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Hoof Picks, Centaurs and Flight by Blame Brampton reviews
Harry has promised he won't upset the new head of Magical Creatures. Even if it is Draco Malfoy. When three centaur foals appear in Cumbria, all too close to Muggles, Harry's promise is thoroughly tested. Not to mention his equestrian skills.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,660 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 212 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Unwrapped by nicevenn reviews
"He's like an exquisite sweet, protected by so many layers of wrapping that no one's ever had the patience to get him naked. But I'm Harry Potter, dammit, and I want him for dessert." OOC Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Price of Family by Elpin reviews
On the night of Voldemort's attack, Harry Potter is found by muggles and left at a workhouse. Years later Malfoy is looking for a safe and controllable playmate for his son and finds young Harry... Pairing Harry/Draco Set in 19th century.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,031 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 84 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Brandy and Bondage by sirius in chains reviews
ONESHOT / Harry comes home from work to find a very drunk, very horny Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Like You by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic is a sequel to a fic by LadyVaderWrites called Friend Like Me. Go read it. ANGST WARNING LIKE WHOA. TAKE TISSUE. YOU WILL CRY. You might cry when you read this one, too, but don't read it unless you read hers first. Posted with permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 89 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Payback by Keppiehed reviews
Draco is all bad in this tale of revenge. Co-written with Grander fanfics as a gift story, it is full of all sorts of deviant goodness. Um, evil. So mind those warnings, you twisted folks out there! They take up half a page inside. I kid you not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 249 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
the desire of the moth for the star by fyren galan reviews
Written for kitty-re's "I never loved you" challenge. Again. Draco/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Inter Vivos by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 263,213 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Clockwork by Imriel reviews
Draco doesn't know why he and Potter are drawn to each other time and time again, all he knows it that it happens like clockwork.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pieces of ASS by ty.soglasna reviews
5 ficlets written for The ASS Fest over on LJ. A variety of fluff, angst, introspection, boysmex, etc. Beware of the adult contents in the M ones! Two are PG, but the rest aren't, and if you should be staying away from them then you know you are.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Take Your Traditions And by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,206 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bloody But Unbowed by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,330 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3469 - Favs: 3,264 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 151 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Perfect Slave by Veracityrules reviews
It their first wedding anniversary and Harry has the perfect gift for Master Draco. Warning: Graphic fic not suitable for readers under NC17 & rated M. Contains: Slash,AUAR,BDSM,MM,PWP. This is the final part of The Slave Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crossing the Canal by MushroomAnn reviews
Harry is trying to find himself, and Draco is trying to hide away. An unexpected meeting in Amsterdam teaches them that the past is nothing but water under the bridge, and that sometimes, what you need most is just a bit of bad luck. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,042 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Learning Life Over by Meander Later reviews
Harry was a workaholic Auror, and happy that way. He did not ask Malfoy to kidnap him and teach him the finer points of pleasure. HPDM slash, HBP spoilers. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Picking Wildflowers by Slashy Snitch reviews
COMPLETE Harry starts dating Ginny, but she isn't what he's looking for. Harry and Draco get together, but what if Harry might have to be with Ginny? Can Draco keep Harry? Sub!Harry, Slut!Ginny. Anal,HJ,Lemon,MPreg,Preg,Slash,SoloM,Toys,Het. Implied NC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,564 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 122 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Checkmate by Naadi reviews
HxD slash. Draco has a plan to get Harry Potter, and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real game of chess is played throughout the story. A seventh year story based on canon through Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,337 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 3,699 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 9,099 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Magic Box by grave-walker reviews
After destroying Snape's potion supply Harry and Draco are accidentally telaported into a small box. Will Hermioinie and Ron find Harry before i't too late? Will Harry and Draco admit their true feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,754 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Whatever May Come by charlotteschaos reviews
Post HBP spoiler warning Harry & Draco. The trio discover that Draco Malfoy is hidden away at Spinner's End. Peter Pettigrew is watching him and forcing him to work as a maid uniform and all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,832 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Slytherin in Gryffindor Clothing by mahaliem reviews
Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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The Tide of Thy Pride reviews
Draco Malfoy's giddy pursuit of fulfilment receives fresh impetus from a chance meeting with the gorgeous Michael Corner. Undeterred by the fact that Michael has just got engaged to an old friend of his, Draco sets off in pursuit of his quarry - when he bumps head first into Harry Potter, a swarthy half-blood with all the tenderness of a Bludger...definitely not Draco's type!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,908 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 3/16 - Harry P., Draco M., Blaise Z., Michael C. - Complete
None But The Brave Deserve The Fair reviews
Harry, Draco and Ron are Aurors. Draco has saved Ron's life, so everyone, including the Weasley Clan adore him. Harry is jealous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,444 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete