After a zombie epidemic, Lock (an unusual introspective zombie and former detective), encounters John Watson, an army doctor and human surviour and rescues him during a zombie attack. John quickly realises Lock is not like the others and both embark on an adventure that will change them move and transform the world.. (crappy summary is crappy)

John was loyal to Sherlock from the get go, and he remains so after the fall. Even if everyone else around him seems to be jumping ship.

Title pretty much says it all. A look into the antics that prompt John to dig out his long-suffering defense of his heterosexuality. We've got dancing, massage oil, undercover operations, and liberal applications of the phrase "I'm not gay!" T only for my paranoia.

"I opened the fridge last week and my new jar of jam said "John, don't eat," on it. Before, he would have just figured I'd notice, or been interested in how long it might take me to get sick." Johnlock, figuring out how to say "I love you."

4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.