"Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Uchiha Itachi does not sleep, he waits.

Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero.

Uchiha Itachi crossed a road. No one dared question his motives."

-darkpetal16

Pen Name: AsheXChan

Real Name: Aw, that's cute. You thought I was gunna tell you my real name...You can call me Ashe-chan, Ashe-San, Ashe-Taichou, Ashe no Danna, Ashe-Hime, Ashe-Sama, Goshuujin-Sama, Kami, Jashin or just Ashe...yea Ashe works fine too .

Sex: Meh, maybe later I just ate...unless you are Itachi-Sama or Minato-Sama, then you can have me WHENEVER, WHEREVER and AS MUCH AS YOU WANT

Gender: Female (hello...Ashe-CHAN)

Sexuality: I don't think I need to answer this considering my comment two questions above makes it pretty clear...

Age: Hehe, about that...I'd rather not say. I am a teenager, meaning I'm in between 13 and 19 years old. Just how old exactly? I leave that to your best guess...

Birthday: October 25, 2069. Yea, I'm from the future bitches! I'm also a scorpio - fuck yeaa!

Nationality: American

Race/Ethnicity: Well now, that's none of yo damn business! I was born in America, I live in America, I speak American (Lol, jk I speak ENGLISH) and that's all you really need to know. What my skin color is and how I identify myself, it's not your concern and it shouldn't affect whether or not you read my stories or what you think of me. That's what I think at least.

Religion: Again, none of yo damn business but if you MUST know...I'm a Jashinist. Haha kidding, kidding! Jashinists are fucking scary (even though I love Hidan, you have to admit he's a sadistic muthafucker whose at the top of my list of people I do NOT want to piss off)! I view myself as an atheist, however I do not go around bashing other religions and spreading hate. I might not believe in God myself, but many people do and I respect their views and do not try to change them. As far as religion goes, the best thing people can do is respect everyone else's opinions, and for the rest? Agree to disagree...

Languages: My primary language is English. I am also (more or less) fluent in Spanish and French, well not so much French. I am learning Japanese (kinda) with the help of a friend and the internet, and may even take a Japanese course in school soon. I also want to learn Italian, German, Mandarin, Japanese (fluently), Tagalog, Bengali and about a million other languages...

Music Genre: Everything from Ed Sheeran to Frank Ocean to My Chemical Romance to The Weeknd to Mumford and Sons to Linkin Park to Def Leppard to Guns N Roses to Beyonce to Queen to the Beatles to Adele to Walk the Moon to Bruno Mars to Jason Mraz to Eminem to Hoodie Allen to a shit ton of anime themes...so basically every kind of music out there.

Likes/Dislikes: I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything...heehee now who could I possibly sound like?

Dreams: What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone...okay, okay no more digs at Sasuke...for now

Favorites!!!

Favorite Holiday: Hmmm I guess Christmas. Not that I am religious, but for me at least it is a time to get together and spend time with family and loved ones. I like that, seeing as how I don't get to see my family too frequently.

Least Favorite Holiday: Valentine's Day. Okay, I know I sound bitter and resentful but honestly, even when I have been in relationships and shit I still never understood the POINT of Valentine's Day. I mean, if you love someone - not just your bf/gf but ANYONE (your best friend, your sibling, your parents, your pet, your crush, etc., etc.) - you should show them EVERYDAY that you care, not one measly day of the year.

Favorite Season: Winter! I fucking love the snow!

Least Favorite Season: Summer. I really REALLY hate the heat, although I enjoy swimming and going to the beach. Plus my summer job sucks ass.

Favorite Color: For as long as I can remember I have been obsessed with the color blue, but as of late I also really like black (yes, I know black is a shade not a color), red and reddish purple, which is actually my hair color right now.

Least Favorite Color: PINK!!!!! I. Bloody. Hate. Pink. I'm also not a huge fan of orange and yellow and I HATE neons with a passion. That shit is only cute in a glow stick, NOT for jewelry, shoes, clothes etc.

Favorite Animal: TIGERS BITCH!!!! I have always loved big cats, and Tigers most of all. I also lovelovelove Pandas (they are so flipping fat and fluffy and I just wanna squeeze one till he pops!!!) and recently I have set my heart on getting an octopus. Yup, you read it right: I want a pet octopus. I want a pet snake too! Snakes are sooo cool and I really wanna see one unhinge its jaw and swallow a mouse whole!! That was be sooo unbelievably cool and, ahem, I mean that would be gross. Really gross and weird. Definitely something I don't want to see...

Anime Time!!!

Favorite Anime: I think that is pretty obvious, but in case you didn't pick up on it, it is none other than Masashi Kishimoto's masterpieces: Naruto and Naruto Shippuden. I know Naruto is overrated and all, and TRUST ME it gets on my nerves sometimes!!! Like with all the damn flashbacks and long, lengthy monologues and learning anything that ever happened to every single insignificant character and have it all be super depressing on top of that and Sasuke runnin' around actin' like a grade A doucesack and Sakura crying alllll the damn time like a little bitch and all the Akatsuki dying inexplicably easily (I mean come on Kishimoto! SAKURA and an old hag kill Sasori, GUY kills Kisame and SASUKE out of ALL PEOPLE YOU CHOOSE SASUKE to drive Deidara to killing himself, *sigh* I can't even...*walks away*) and Every. Damn. Character. I. Like. Dies. (some more than once!) and scumbag Naruto running around making promises he DAMN sure KNOWS he can't keep ("I'm gunna bring Sasuke back to Konoha even though he left on his own accord and now is hell-bent on destroying Konoha, dattebayo!" "I'm gunna end hatred and make everyone in the entire world magically love each other by senselessly beating the shit out of anyone who opposes me until I change who they are, dattebayo!" or my favorite "I'm going to end the Fourth Shinobi World War BY MYSELF even though Itachi told me not to like .5 seconds ago, datte-fucking-bayo!")

...Okay there are a LOT of things about Naruto that piss me off to no end, but I am a VERY critical person and I have high standards. More to the point, at the end of the day I still think Naruto is nothing short of a masterpiece and I am VERY PROUD to say that Naruto is my FIRST as well as my FAVORITE anime.

I also really loveee Death Note, or at least I USED TO before *sniffle* a certain *sniffle* socially-awkward yet completely amazing *sob* not-teenage super detective GENIUS *megasob* was MURDERED by a conceited, self worshiping BASTARD who practically laughed in his face as he took his last breath *major breakdown* I MEAN WHY DID L HAVE TO DIE!? HE WAS SO YOUNG AND HE WAS DEFINITELY SMARTER THAN KIRA, HE JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE RESOURCES AND IT WAS MUCH HARDER FOR HIM TO WIN IN THE FIRST PLACE SINCE HE NEEDED ACTUAL PROOF LIGHT WAS KIRA AND ALL LIGHT NEEDED WAS TO FIND OUT HIS NAME BUT DID HE EVEN DO THAT? NO! HE MANIPULATED REM INTO KILLING L, WATARI AND THEN SHE DIES AS A CONSEQUENCE TOO! LIGHT IS A MANIPULATIVE LITTLE FUCKER AND HE DESERVES TO BURN IN HELL FOR ALL THE PEOPLE HE KILLED AND I REALLY HATE LIGHT I AM A GAY (yagami backwards is "i am a gay")!!!!

No but really, once L died I think the show kinda made a turn for the worse. I know I'm biased cause I love L with all my heart and want to glomp him so fucking hard, but just look at his 'replacements'! We got a highly emotional and unstable teenage boy who has girl hair, unhealthy obsession with chocolate and with his looks he could be mistaken for an emo model. And then in the other corner we have ripoff midget L 2.0 who is NOT attractive and is just an annoying sociopathic little runt who doesn't even come CLOSE to deserving the title of L. Plus I didn't like the ending either cause it ruined some characters for me, but I'm not even going to go there because I could rant on and on about how much the ending sucked and all the things that it fucked up for me..

Anime I Have Seen: To date, I have finished six anime: Naruto, Death Note, Kaichou wa Maid-Sama, Fullmetal Alchemist, Black Lagoon and Avatar the Last Airbender. However there are several other anime I have seen the majority of episodes for or am currently watching which include: Naruto Shippuden (it isn't finished yet so technically I haven't watched all the episodes for it though I am up to date), Hellsing, Darker than Black, Monster, Guren Lagann, Bleach, OnePiece and Baccano. I know it's not a lot and most of these are pretty "mainstream" series, however I do have a REALLY long list of anime I want to watch, I just don't really have the time.

Favorite Characters: Itachi Uchiha and all other Akatsuki minus Obito...Tobi is okay, in fact he's still cool even when he runs around calling himself Madara Uchiha, but when it is revealed that he is actually Obito...THAT is NOT okay. The Sand siblings, especially Gaara...of the FUNK (abridged series anyone?) Minato Namikaze! Kakashi Hatake! Orochimaru! Kushina Uzumaki! Rin Nohara! Naruto Uzumaki! Hinata Hyuuga! And about a million other characters from Naruto...and don't forget Usui Takumi (Kaichou wa Maid-Sama), Elle Lawliet, Watari, Rem, Ryuk, Matsuda and Mello (Death Note), the Elric brothers along with Maes Hughes and Col Roy Mustang who is just smokin'...hahaha get it? He's a flame alchemist...and I said he was SMOKIN...like fire...OH FORGET IT! (Fullmetal Alchemist), Allucard and Integra (Hellsing), Kamina (Guren Lagann), Revy and Balalaika (Black Lagoon) and Toph, Sokka, Iroh and my new-found love Zuko (Avatar the last Airbender).

Favorite Quotes:

"How can I call myself Hokage, if I can’t even save ONE friend." Uzumaki Naruto

"So shut up about 'destiny' and 'inescapable fate'….You shouldn’t whine about such trivial stuff! Cause… unlike me… you’re not a 'FAILURE.' " Uzumaki Naruto

"Family? Let me tell you what kind of link I have with them. They are just lumps of meat linked by hatred and murderous intent." Gaara

"Sorry I’m late. I got lost on the road of life." Hatake Kakashi

"To know what is right and choose to ignore it is the act of a coward." Hatake Kakashi

"Those who break the rules are scum...but those who would abandon even a single friend are worse than scum. I'm scum anyways..." Uchiha Obito

"There’s no meaning to a flower unless it blooms." Yamanaka Ino

"A dropout will beat a genius through hard work." Rock Lee

"People share only one common fate… death." Hyuuga Neji

"KATSU!" Deidara

"Art is...AN EXPLOSION!" Deidara

"It is only through the eyes of others that our lives have any meaning." Haku

"True Change cannot be made if it is bound by laws and limitations, predictions and imagination." Uchiha Itachi

"Those who can't acknowledge their real selves are bound to fail." Uchiha Itachi

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts… their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" Uchiha Itachi

"You and I are flesh and blood. I'm always going to be there for you, even if it's only as an obstacle for you to overcome. Even if you do hate me. That's what big brothers are for." Uchiha Itachi

"There are many types of monsters that scare me: Monsters who cause troubles without showing themselves, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood… and then, monsters who tell nothing but lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance: They are much more cunning than others: They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart; they eat even though they’ve never experienced hunger; they study even though they have no interest in academics; they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such monsters, I would likely be eaten by them… because in truth, I am that monster." L

"No Matter How Gifted you are.. You alone cannot Change the World" L

"I’ll take a potato chip AND EAT IT!" Yagami Raito

"The real evil is the power to kill people. Someone who finds himself with that power is cursed. No matter how you use it, anything obtained by killing people can never bring true happiness." Yagami Soichiro

"In the end there is no greater motivation than revenge." Mello

"Don't worry... I can fly..." Yuna

"My father... I loved him. So I... I will live with my sorrow, I will live my own life! I will defeat sorrow, in his place. I will stand my ground and be strong. I don't know when it will be, but someday... I will conquer it. And I will do it without... false hope." Yuna

"Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!" Auron

"Every story must have an ending." Auron

"No no no, when I say 'Whats our Goal??', you say, 'Victory!!!'" Tidus

"No matter how dark the night, morning always comes, and our journey begins anew." Lulu

"That Lemur! It's earthbending!" "No, you idiot, it's the girl!" Fire Nation Soldier and Sokka

"What happened!?" "Zuko just went nuts and destroyed my sand sculpture of Suki...oh and he's attacking Aang." Katara and Sokka

"This is appa, my flying bison." "Right, and this is Katara my flying sister." Aang and Sokka

"Sokka! Watch out! It's Sparky Sparky Boom Man!" "You know, I'm starting to think that name doesn't quite fit." Aang and Sokka

"My first girlfriend turned into the moon." "...That's rough buddy." Sokka and Zuko

"OH NOO!! I knew it was only a matter of time! APPA ATE MOMO!! MOMO!! Im coming for ya buddy!" "Get out of the bison's mouth Sokka!!" Sokka and Zuko

"How stupid do you think I am?" "Pretty stupid." Zuko and Sokka

"You're just a child!" "Well, you're just a teenager." Zuko and Aang

"Your Zuko costume is pretty good but your scar’s on the wrong side." "THE SCAR IS NOT ON THE WRONG SIDE!" Boy and Zuko

"I'm so pretty! Look at me, I can walk on my hands! Woo!" Zuko

"Hello, Zuko here. But I guess you probably already know me, sort of. Uh so, the thing is I have a lot of Firebending experience and I'm considered to be pretty good at it. Well you've seen me... you know when I was attacking you? Uh yeah, I guess I should apologize for that, but anyway I'm good now. I mean, I thought I was good before but now I realize I was bad, but anyway... I think it's time I joined your group and taught the Avatar Firebending...Well, what's your answer!?" Zuko

"Zuko, you must look in yourself to save yourself from your other self, only then will your true self reveal itself." Zuko

"Listen Avatar, I can join your group, or I can do something unspeakably horrible to you and your friends. Your choice!" Zuko

"WHY AM I SO BAD AT BEING GOOD!?" Zuko

"Ugh, why do I have to be so stupid? How could I tell them that I sent an assassin after them? Couldn't I say that Azula did it? They would've believed that! Stupid!" Zuko

"You've always thrown everything you could at me! Well I can take it! And now I can give it back! Come on! Strike me! You've never held back before!" Zuko

"My own mother thought I was a monster...she was right of course but it still hurt." Azula

"Zuko, get over here! I want you to dance with me!" Aang

"You had to pick up the glowing egg, didn't you?" Aang

"Aang, this is my friend Foo-Foo Cuddly-Poops. Foo-Foo Cuddly-Poops, Aang.." Sokka

"Drink cactus juice! It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier! It's the quenchiest!" Sokka

"I'm just a guy... with a boomerang... I didn't ask for the flying... and magic..." Sokka

"It couldn't get much worse...The universe just loves proving me wrong doesn't it." Sokka

"Yeah, boomerang!...Awww, boomerang..." Sokka

"Hey! That's some quality rope!" Sokka

"I don't care what I look like. I'm not looking for anyone's approval. I know who I am." Toph

"I know who can carry that bag for you. Sokka's instincts!" Katara

"Zuko, it's time we we had a talk... about your hair! It's gone too far!!!" Actor Iroh

Favorite Fan Pairings:

ShikaTema (million times better than ShikaIno - Ino is just waaay too much of a bitch! I mean Temari is a bitch too but she is cool, and strong, and Gaara's sister...so it's okay)

NaruHina (you don't even want to get me started on this one, let's just say I whole-heartedly support it)

KibaHina (it's impracticable but it's still so darn kawaii!!)

SasuSaku (I may HATE teme and I'm not Sakura's biggest fan either, however I do ship SasuSaku because A, they are really cute together and B, Sakura is the second most practical person for Sasuke...)

NaruSasu (...making Naruto the first. Whether I ship them together or not doesn't really matter because they ARE gay for each other in the show. They kissed twice, they constantly tease each other and Naruto just can't seem to move on...would he really go this far for a friend?)

KakaAnko (they would just be oh so perfect for one another!!!)

AsuKur (although I don't particularly like either of the characters, I do like them together for some reason...maybe because they are the ONLY couple on the fucking show and Kishimoto just HAD to kill Asuma and break up that happy soon-to-be family now DIDN'T HE?)

IzuKot (the ambiguously gay duo, much?)

OroTsu (don't even ask...just don't)

NejiTen (Not a fan of either of them, but they still make a good couple)

LeeTen (I don't ship this as much 'cause Lee can kinda be a douche to Tenten...)

SakuIno (I talk to much don't I? Anyways this pairing is just HOT)

SakuHina (EVEN HOTTER)

SasoDei (Hell. Yes.)

PeinKon (Damn straight)

Yaoi, Yuri or None: I wish I could say none, I really do...