Hello.

Nice to meet you.

Go away please.

I said go away.

Gosh, you don't listen.

Fine, see if I care.

No really, go away.

Not that I care...

Are you still here?

Oh my walrus, you don't get it do you?

I have nothing here for you guys to enjoy anyway.

I don't write stories.

I only review them.

Like my friends - GoddessofLove82 and Hermy Permy.

Don't read Hermy's though.

She's racist.

Just kidding, she's cool.

Kind of.

No, just kidding again.

As for the Goddess,

I was never sure if she was really there.

But that's just me.

Anyway,

If you're still reading this,

then what the heck are you still doing here?

Goodness me, look at the time.

I must be going.

Talk to y'all later.