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Greetings! I am ArenDaystar, formerly The_Epic_One, and I am a proud and distinguished pillar of my community; a truly noble and upstanding young man. When I stumbled across ff.net a few years ago, I felt as though my dreams had come true; at last, a site packed with all the possible iterations of every plot line in any fandom. Unfortunately, my favorite books (anything by Diana Wynne Jones and the Inheritance Cycle, along with a hefty load of history books) have very few stories devoted to them, so I looked to other works for the variety I craved. I discovered the vast trove of stories about Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, and Avatar, and promptly set to reading. Now, years later, I decided to man up and make an account for myself, mostly so I can publish How (insert work) REALLY Should Have Ended.

Things I like:

-Biking

-Legos

-Reading, obviously

-Puzzle and Dragons

-Writing persuasive essays

-Practicing the piano (I do a sick Pirates of the Caribbean)

-Semicolons, commas, and parentheses

-Tribes: Ascend, where I wreck shop as ArenDaystar

-Food!

-Sesquipedaliaity/loquacity/verbosity

-And every last piece of Star Wars Trivia minutia. Did you know that Revan was the only true Sith, according to the mandate of the Force?

03/10/2016-Well folks, I'm off on a proselytizing mission trip for two years for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (without Internet, I might add). Wish me luck, and don't curse me if I don't review!

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Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 320,013 - Reviews: 7827 - Favs: 8,749 - Follows: 9,645 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 5,286 - Follows: 5,752 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6555 - Favs: 6,428 - Follows: 7,267 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Ouroboros: Shippuuden by maneyan reviews
Embedded in the most dangerous organisation of missing-nins in the world, Orochmaru's old apprentice walks the kunai's edge. Meanwhile, Kimiko refuses to give up on her brother and if need be, she'll tear down heaven and earth to find him again. Sequel to Naruto: Ouroboros.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,908 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 6/23/2015
Thicker than Blood by IluthraDanar reviews
This is the sequel to The Guardian, featuring the twins of the human Annalise and the xenomorph Sul'ss. They're brought for a visit to Earth by Major Tanner, but someone doesn't want them to leave.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,351 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/25/2017 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Human, Alien/Xenomorph
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 6,013 - Follows: 6,397 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 677,023 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 3,571 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
Shade: Blood Ties by Negligible1 reviews
Book Two of Shade Quadrilogy. Durza is dead, but Eragon is remains lost and must still battle for his own body. With Legion rapidly gaining on him and his own hate growing ever stronger Eragon turns to Oromis and Glaedr, the last bastions of the Old Order.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 228,236 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Eragon S., Arya, Islanzadí, Oromis - Complete
THW by JMenace reviews
(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,784 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Team 7's Ascension: Lines in the Sand by Eilyfe reviews
Keep fighting, they say, eventually you will have won. But what is winning? As order in the Element Nations collapses, Team Seven asks just that. The desert cries out and on blood-soaked dunes their sandals leave imprints. Where do you draw the line when war puts morality into question at every turn? [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,163 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 1,978 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5084 - Favs: 8,003 - Follows: 7,563 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 6,730 - Follows: 4,901 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! Part 3 by cbstevp reviews
The war against the Others continues as new factions from Dorne and the Vale join the fight. But a formidable new player joins the field as Daenerys Targaryen and her dragons return to Westeros. Meanwhile Jon Snow continues his mission to seek out and defeat the Great Other. Only the gods know who will win and who will lose, and who will sit the Iron Throne.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 642,576 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Complete
Paterfamilias by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Head of the House. Father of the State. Restoring order to the galaxy proves to be a greater task than Anakin Skywalker first believed. Set after "Eros Turannos". AU set around the time of the Clone Wars. Rate M just in case.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,319 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala
In Hindsight by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Gimli sets off on an adventure all his own, but it does not go exactly as planned. AU setting before The Hobbit Warning: Graphic Descriptions of wounds/healing
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2015
Vincent Crabbe Saves Westeros by Ynyr reviews
After his humiliating death at the Battle of Hogwarts, Vincent Crabbe is given a second chance at life by the Gods. But can one simple Death Eater really change the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros for the better?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,673 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 7/21/2015
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 312,620 - Reviews: 3057 - Favs: 4,709 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark Passenger by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
When he witnessed the murder of his parents, the darkness got in him. Dumbledore took him in, taught him the best he could, and when it was clear the darkness was in too early, Albus taught Harry how to hide it, and how to get away with killing. AU based heavily on Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay. Update: New sections in chapter 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,669 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Harry P., Cho C., Fenrir G., Remus L. - Complete
Rogue Fox - Axenome by Asgard Vanguard reviews
Story written by AXENOME-Just a few words, lost in a conversation known only by a few... Just a few words extra, spoken rashly in haste and anger... Only a few words different... and what difference could they possibly make? Helpful Fox, Naruto with bloodlines, and Superish!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 219,100 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 197 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 6,708 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts Institute of Parapsychology by Ynyr reviews
In 1727 the Prime Minister Robert Walpole appointed a squib named Sir Isaac Newton as the new Headmaster of Hogwarts. By the time Harry Potter arrived there in 1996 the curriculum had changed a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 196 - Published: 10/2/2014
Dracula Rising by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
'Redo' of Heir of Dracula. Wrong BWL. Seven year old Harry Potter, born a vampire, runs away from home and stumbles upon Verona, one of Dracula's original mistresses. He is brought to Castle Dracula, where he unlocks the powers and memories of his ancestor... The mortals will tremble before Count Harold Dracula... Vampire!Godlike!Harry. M for Gore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,318 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Eros Turannos by Emerald-Leaves reviews
Love the Tyrant. Oderint dum metuant- Let them hate as long as they fear. AU set in time around the Clone Wars. Vader/Amidala. Mature content.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 319,974 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5152 - Favs: 9,842 - Follows: 5,821 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! Part 2 by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? The story continues, taking us to the Wall, Slaver's Bay, and of course the war between Stannis and the Lannisters. But winter has come, the Others are at the Wall, and the feared long night of myth is about to engulf Westeros and maybe even the whole world.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 565,769 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Complete
Destiny is a Hazy Thing by Calanor reviews
The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 567,152 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9274 - Favs: 7,249 - Follows: 3,912 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Somewhere in Time by Serpent In Red reviews
Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 360,029 - Reviews: 3021 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Reconciliation by Jan Lee reviews
[NOVEL.] [COMPLETE.] Isaac and Ellie have survived the horrors of the Sprawl, but it's not over till a stomp to the Necromorph's face. Rest for Isaac is going to be a long time coming. Isaac-centric. Isaac/Ellie. Post-DS 2, bridging DS 2 to DS: Salvation. Special thanks goes to Captain Crazy-Nonsense and Tayta Malikai for the beta-reading.
Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 196,073 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - [Isaac C., Ellie L.] - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 2,725 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
In the Mind of a Scientist by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,520 - Reviews: 2098 - Favs: 7,626 - Follows: 3,923 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Shade by Negligible1 reviews
A moment of weakness destroys everything Eragon knows and now he must fight, not only against the Empire, but against himself. A Dragon Rider Shade is born.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,164 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Eragon S., Arya, Murtagh, Durza - Complete
HALO: The Terran Republic Affair by UH-60 NIGHTSTALKER reviews
When the Newly formed Terran Union and its allies make contact with the Galactic Republic, it sets off in motion events that would shake up a galaxy that is not so far away. Slight A/U.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,884 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Complete
Rewritten by Jasticus reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 8,118 - Follows: 4,548 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Never Let Go by Ruinous Crow reviews
Stuck in Konoha, all Edward Elric wants is to get back to Amestris. But when he forms unlikely bonds with Itachi Uchiha and his brother, added to that a crazy kid in orange, will Edward want to leave? HIATUS.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 217,960 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Edward E.
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,348 - Reviews: 3287 - Favs: 5,220 - Follows: 3,301 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Heir of Dracula by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,225 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 4,300 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Infliction by The Straight Elf reviews
Harry was abandoned at Cole's Orphanage at the age of five. Harry was retrieved from it by a dark pair at age eight. Harry killed his first auror at age twelve. Harry rose to dominance at age fifteen. The story of Harry Potter's rise and fall. Remorseless!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,441 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A True Daughter of the Black by Ynyr reviews
After the war is over Harry wants to protect his godson Teddy Lupin, but he isn't sure how. Andromeda Tonks has a few interesting suggestions for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,227 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Andromeda T. - Complete
Uzumaki Fiend by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is betrayed after the Sasuke retrieval mission. He escaped, but just barely while losing an eye in the process. He makes it to Konoha where a sword of incredible power is found and a new destiny unfolds before him. Small crossover with Ninja Gaiden in terms of weapons and few characters.
Crossover - Naruto & Ninja Gaiden - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 106,660 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,132 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
The Guardian by IluthraDanar reviews
When one human finds herself alone, sole survivor of an Alien massacre, she must make use of a wary alliance with one of the enemy, or die. Rated T but may go to M later for interspecies relationship.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,066 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Alien/Xenomorph, Human - Complete
I am Lord Voldemort: Evil Overlord by chineseartist reviews
Lord Voldemort found and read Peter's Evil Overlord List , a.k.a. The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord…..and took it to heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Voldemort - Complete
Legacy of the Red Sun: The Complete Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
After Luke Skywalker died in a tragic speeder accident as a child, ObiWan was about to give up hope, until he discovered a child with powers unlike anything he'd ever seen: the last son of Krypton. A repost of entire Trilogy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Smallville - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,023 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Mara Jade, Clark K./Superman - Complete
Ganondorf's Evil Overlord List by buddy w reviews
A Zelda-fied exaggeration on 'The Evil Overlord List - TV Tropes and Idioms'. Warning: may not make complete sense to the sane mind.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Ganondorf
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,570 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Boy Who Lived by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 3,647 - Follows: 909 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Archive by Ynyr reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry meets a powerful magical practitioner named Ivy, who asks the young hero for a small favor. She wants him to be the father of her children.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,249 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Ivy - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 4,285 - Follows: 2,303 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Uzumaki Clan's Rebirth by G3rMan reviews
Naruto has gained knowledge of his heritage, and of a bloodline thought extinct. He must now leave Konoha to master his new abilities and bring back the glory of the Uzumaki, and he will have the help of a busty kage with a similar past. NaruxMei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 239,202 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 6,012 - Follows: 3,154 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15590 - Favs: 9,665 - Follows: 7,359 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Hermes' Wings Were Black by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Abraham van Hellsing, Alexander Anderson, and Alucard...Anderson falls one hundred years into the past. Warning: mature theme, language, and some gore...
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,475 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies by Sub-Zero879 reviews
A Necromancer, one step from becoming a demon himself, is forced into saving Sanctuary from the Prime Evils, starting at the Rogue Encampment. But he's just a bard, and some of those demons are... quite attractive. Harem. Serious-parody. Warning: lemons.
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 199,556 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Necromancer, Blood Raven, Andariel, Rogue] - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,901 - Follows: 5,014 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,241 - Reviews: 3815 - Favs: 15,821 - Follows: 6,618 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Denarian Lord by Shezza reviews
Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 3,003 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4601 - Favs: 9,251 - Follows: 4,624 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Defence Against the Blue Arts by Compass West reviews
Harry has a new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. He's big, has a southern accent and wears red armour. NOT A HALO CROSSOVER. THIS IS A RED VS BLUE CROSSOVER. Contains insubordination, shotgun blasts and some Draco and Ron whumping.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Draco M.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4735 - Favs: 12,235 - Follows: 5,636 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Equal and Opposite by Amerision reviews
Left bitter and angry when his female self leaves him, Harry decides he will do anything for revenge. Nobody will stand in his way. Because desperation and anger can turn even the most noblest of hearts into darkness... HarryFemHarry COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,974 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 9,866 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 583 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 8,037 - Follows: 2,028 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Burning Deadfall by Samurai101 reviews
AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,956 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Nine Tailed Serpent by LT2000 reviews
Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 270,796 - Reviews: 2788 - Favs: 3,650 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
The Denarian Knight by Shezza reviews
Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,276 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,926 - Follows: 5,451 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 4,414 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 1,234 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2989 - Favs: 4,059 - Follows: 1,928 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 5,040 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 5,275 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Educating by Marquis Black reviews
Years after having fought his own war, Harry watches his grandson and great grandson bicker over a new one. The Potter Patriarch decides to educate his descendants on war. Rating for descriptive gore and violence. AU. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Dynasty by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Coauthor: Rebecca Thomson. Abandoned on the first Death Star, Luke's true identity is revealed and Vader takes him to Coruscant. There he learns about the Empire and the Dark Side even as he hears his best friend has joined the Alliance.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 332,375 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 5,567 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 4,459 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dying Embers by Kalistar reviews
AU SW Crossover. Harry Potter was attacked by Voldemort, however, his parents were not home and he was taken from his home and Earth by an old Jedi to grow up as Revan a powerful and feared Jedi. Dark!Harry, Independent!Harry
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 172,492 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - E. Piell, Harry P. - Complete
Fall of the Sith by Souderwan reviews
Mace Windu makes a critical decision in the Chancellor's Office that changes the outcome of the entire SW saga. Note: This story starts from a point in Matthew Stover's RotS novelization and borrows heavily, at times, from the text in that book.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,710 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
What Might Be by Sakiku reviews
Kyuubi makes Naruto kill all of his former teammates. Afterwards, Naruto doesn't want to live anymore, but to his horror, he has to realize that Kyuubi has made him nigh immortal...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,662 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 6,540 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Dark Rage by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Complete] Everyone has a dark side, sleeping within us all. In the aftermath of Harry Potter's fifth year, Harry's awakes. Powerful and ruthless, nothing will stand in its way... not even Harry himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,605 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 8,438 - Follows: 2,280 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
If Only Sauron was Smarter by Csillan.Rose reviews
Sauron could easily have won the war. How, you ask? Well, with a series of cunning tactics, he could have had all of Middle Earth on his side… Humor fic, R & R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
Love Me and Despair by EdorasLass reviews
AU - What if Galadriel had taken the Ring? Very dark, with bad things happening to everyone you may care for. And I do mean everyone. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Frodo B., Galadriel - Complete
The Sauron Plan by Spotted Hyena reviews
Sauron discusses his plans for the elves after he conquers Middle Earth
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Sauron
Runaway by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Coauthored by Rebecca Thomson. What if Luke had runaway from Tatooine and joined the Imperial Academy and Vader found him there?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 49,406 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/7/2001 - Published: 7/23/2000 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete