The war is over and it's finally time for Harry Potter to have a normal year at Hogwarts. He plans to indulge himself with his girlfriend, Hermione, as much as possible. **My entry for the Harmony & Co. Facebook group's Shag-a-thon Fest**

Harry wakes up in the tent after his and Hermione's excursion to Godric's Hollow to find that his wand is broken. He is angry and is missing Ginny. Watch events unfold as Hermione gives him the best orgasm he has ever had, then does it again. Harry Potter/Hermione Granger ONE SHOT.

After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.

During her 3rd year at Hogwarts, Hermione is alone and depressed after she turns in Harry's new Firebolt. Feeling sorry for herself while studying in the library, she catches the attention of Hogwarts resident heartthrob, Cedric Diggory. And when he introduces her to the pleasures of the Prefects Bathroom, sparks fly...

An intelligent, well-trained Boy Who Lived comes to Hogwarts and Albus Dumbledore is thrown for a loop. Watch as Harry figures out his destiny as a large threat looms over the horizon, unknown to the unsuspecting magical population. Would Harry Potter be willing to take on his role as the Saviour of Magic or would the world burn in his absence? Harry/Daphne. COMPLETE!

During 6th year, Hermione is lonely as Harry and Ron fawn over their respective love interests. When someone unexpected comforts her, she realizes that maybe she has a chance at happiness after all. And when Ron and Harry realize what they have given up, what will happen to the Golden Trio?

After the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Hermione finds herself with her back against the wall and a decision to make that could change everything. AU; Continued in sequel: The Falling: Darkness Rising.

Trapped in a sealed room with Daphne Greengrass and no wands Harry finds out her Ice Queen persona is just camouflage. But how will they escape and exact revenge on Draco Malfoy?

Daphne Greengrass always had a plan. She liked being organized. But the Dark Lord's return at the end of her fifth year derailed everything, and now she must decide who will best help her find the life she always wanted.

Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.

It's Christmas eve in Winterfell and Jon Snow is feeling lonely without his sisters. Yet when Sansa rings up earlier than expected, it leads to a change in his relationship with his sisters, one he never thought possible. Jon/Sansa/Arya incest, smut. Don't read if easily offended.

Hermione has found a new book in the library that seems to have some very interesting spells, what happens when she and Ginny test their effects together. Futanari, Hermione/Ginny, Femslash, Lemon. UPDATED

It's a month after the Battle of Hogwarts and the surviving members of the DA gather at Harry's mansion to party. A bit of plot wrapping more than a bit of smut.

Last Heirs of noble bloodlines are forced to marry in order to prevent wizards from becoming extinct thanks to a new law passed by the Ministry in order to distract the public from listening to Dumbledore's warnings of Voldemort's return. Rated M, so once again if you are easily offended, just don't read it.

Dumbledore tells Harry everything after the third task and Hermione is determined to help Harry tackle it all. She finds a unique solution that will change their lives forever. She will awaken forbidden magic and great power that will shake the magical world and will definitely offer power that he knows not. The rating is for a reason. Smut with M/F, F/F and multiple relations

After Lucius Malfoy heroically rescued Hermione Granger from a Death Eater attack in the British Library he (not so heroically) took her back to his own library and showed her a lot more than his etchings. PW(very little)P. Three shot.

After the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter finds himself being even more famous than he was before. Returning to Hogwarts for the finally time, there doesn't seem to be an end to the amount of beautiful girls who want to physically thank him. This is an Adult alternative-timeline Book 8, filled what-ifs and hook-ups. Strong sexual content and language.

Harry spends Christmas with his girlfriend, Daphne Greengrass and her younger sister Astoria. Little does he know that the plans set in motion by his cunning girlfriend will make it the most memorable Christmas ever. Harry/Daphne/Astoria. smut. one shot

Harry and Hermione are alone in the Common Room one evening. Smutty H/Hr oneshot. Not for younger audiences.

Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.

After decades of an empty life and wars that claimed all he ever held dear, the greatest dark lord in living memory and his most loyal servant are finally ready to challenge fate and once again bring down their vengeance upon their enemies. AU, extended universe, Time-Travel, bashing and HAPHNE.

Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

Why had he not done this before? Was he the first?

Harry Potter manages an up and coming girl band called Witch 3, made up of his best friends since childhood. Of course, right before their first big show, the girls have a surprise for him, one that he's more than eager to accept, even if the clock is ticking. SMUT HP/HG/SB/DG.

After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?

A repost I got of a story by Pock, who was removed from the site apparently, a few years ago. Been wanting to read it again for quite some time & I imagine you guys did too, so enjoy! Yes I am missing a few chapters, so I wrote the last 2 chapters. If I let you down, sorry. Warning: scenes of a sexual nature, suggestive things, & hot stuff. You've been warned. RATED M FOR A REASON!

Joel wants to give Ellie a unique "Christmas present." This is a Joel/Ellie one-shot. Smut'n'fluff. No hate please... don't like, don't read.

Tradition dictates that a daughter born of pure-blood must be taught certain customs before she reached the age of maturity. Ginny Weasley was no exception. Arthur/Ginny. Incest.

YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.

Ron is gone. In his wake, Hermione is a miserable mess and Harry feels responsible to cheer her up. A surprising turn of events leads to a night of love making for the two friends. Warning! Scenes of a sexual nature and language.

Lily loved her daddy's kisses. Harry/Lily Luna. Incest. Chan. One-shot.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.

Did you enjoy the special but wish there were no fish to jump, but more of the fun relationship drama now pumped up to 11? Then you are in luck with this team-up fic from SchneiderVerseAfterDark, over at AO3, and myself. Rated M for very good reason, both in language and content.

Mindy invites Dave to meet her at the safe house because she has a favor to ask of him. -Graphic Sexual Content-

Ellie is introduced to the world of sex by Joel and she finds she has a very perverted side to her. This leads the two of them into a spiral of kinky experiments. But this one is by far the craziest thing they've ever done...What were they thinking? This is a good showcase for how my writing has improved tenfold since the last time I wrote smut. Ellie/Joel. Enjoy!

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

During the Christmas holidays of his fifth year Harry realizes that he should do something to keep things from spinning completely out of his control. He proceeds to make new allies and embraces his more Slytherin side to make use of his considerable resources.

We pick up within a day of where Blame It on Me left off, as our characters head off to college together. Lots of adventures to be had, and as always, plenty of relationships and angst. Still rated M for very good reasons, both for content and language.

Being tortured by Bellatrix changes Hermione in a big way. She decides that no one else is allowed to write her life and is determined to live her life her own way, whatever the cost. This includes going after the love of her dreams if only she could figure out who they are. Femmeslash. Hermione/Ginny.

Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.

In a post-apocalyptic world, lines which had strictly been black and white are now blurred. What can be considered right and wrong, if anything? Joel questions this after Ellie comes to him with something he never thought he'd hear from her. While struggling with his own moral code, he knows he owes something to Ellie, he's just at a loss of how to go about doing that. [Lemon]

Set during the episode "Valentine". Melissa, Faye and Diana's pillow fight turns into a lot more.

Lilly's home alone and decides to do something naughty...And what if Miley comes home? Started as a oneshot, but now a full-length, mostly fluffy story.

Ginny wanted to get away from Weasleys for a while. Gabrielle wanted to get a Weasley.

Fletcher and Olive have some hot fun together. Rated M for sexual content. P.S. I Do Not Own A.N.T. Farm.

Fletcher X Olive, Fletcher X Chyna, Olive X Chyna, FxOxC! Rated MA for mature audiences, sexual intercourse.

Ginny assists her twins in organizing their shop before it opens for Summer, and ends up finding a curious looking potion in the storage room. She decides to drink it, and is quite upset with its effects, though her brothers aren't. FredXGinnyXGeorge threesome, contains usage of Aphrodisiacs, incest, etc. Takes place after the war

Harry become enamored with Daphne Greengrass and decided that she is the one for him. What will he do to melt the Ice Queen's heart, and will she ever return his feelings?

Hermione and Ginny are tired of Harry brooding in the months following Voldemort's defeat. They perform an intervention. H/Hr/G

Hermione returns for her final year at Hogwarts. Rejects Head Girl position, this year is all about fun for her. One night she and Ginny sneak out of Hogwarts. When they sneak back in, Head Boy Draco catches them. Ginny is able to get away, but Hermione is at his mercy!

Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi

Susan discovers on her birthday she is betrothed to the Boy-Who-Lived. Can the two get over themselves and get to know each other and try to be friends? Possibly even more?

Hermione has been cornered by a mountain troll, petrified by a basilisk, and broken into Gringotts escaping on the back of a dragon, but none of that could have prepared her for Parvati Patil. Multi-chapter Sequel to Like When We Die. Femmeslash.

Hermione proposes some blindfolding, but Ron finds that he's in for a surprise.

A month or so after the events of "I Didn't See That Coming/Her Passing" Carly and Sam complete the circle. Off stage appearances by Jade and Tori. Femslash. Cam, Rated "M".

i stink at summerys so you'll have to reed it th find out what it's about.

All it takes for everything to change is one night. Freddie, Carly and Sam find that out in my first story. Rated M for a very good reason. This was my first story and it certainly shows it. The series gets much better as it goes.

Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr

After it's outed that Sam and Freddie are both virgins, they start to second guess never taking their relationship to the next level when they had the chance. Rated M for a reason! Seddie!

Ever since their trip to Seattle Jade and Tori have been keeping an eye on each other while trying to appear not to. Who will give in to their attraction first? Sequel to both "I Didn't See that Coming/Her Passing". Femslash. Jade/Tori.

Faye, Diana, Cassie and Melissa get drunk and play seven minutes in heaven. Fayana. Slight Calissa.

Ginny always did have her brothers wrapped around her finger.

RATED M FOR SEXUAL CONTENT IN EVERY CHAPTER BESIDES PROLOGUE. Rocky and CeCe were best friends. They did everything together. One day, CeCe walks in on Rocky pleasuring herself. They discuss it in the living room and the girls' true feelings are revealed.

Hermione hasn't been able to sleep for a while. She just can't seem to get tired... but a certain ex-convict is more than willing to help her out! MAJOR LEMON

While Hermione may seem to take her Prefect responsibilities seriously, she's not above enjoying some of the perks of the job to their fullest possibilities. Will Ginny be able to simply stand by and watch or will she be too tempted?

Can Hermione and Harry survive after Ron's untimely departure, with hope in the fight against Voldemort dwindling? Rated M for my health. Just kidding! Rated M for good reason. Harry/Hermione. Oneshot.

Hermione is having trouble working up the courage to take her relationship with Ron to the next level. Luckily, Ginny has a solution.

"Something really incredible and bizarre just happened. And it all began and ended with Jade West." A Jori fic told from both Tori and Jade's POVs.

*NOTE RATING CHANGE* Lucius is charged with breaking Hermione Granger so the Dark Lord can do with her as he wishes. When it comes time to give Hermione over, Lucius's greed gets the better of him.

An appearance on iCarly leads to new encounters, now and possibly in the future for Tori and Carly. Companion story to "I Didn't See That Coming". Femslash. Tori/Carly. Rated "M".

Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?

Temptation is a dangerous tool - one Harry Potter knows how to use to maximum effect. A shame unfinished business has to interfere. Oneshot sequel to 'Silence Game', NOT appropriate for younger audiences.

Crossover between iCarly and Victorious. Jade can't believe she's stuck appearing on this lame web show and with Tori no less. But then there's this tough girl named Sam and she seems to be someone Jade could get along with. Femslash. Jade/Sam

"Carly wasted no time in taking the bait, the alcohol fuelling her desire to know the truth once and for all." A Creddie oneshot, with some Creddam thrown into the mix. Part of the creddiefans "Croctober" fanfic challenge.

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

Hermione goes to Professor Snape for an extra credit assignment, but a Potions accident leads to more than she bargained for. Pure smut. FIRST PLACE WINNER OF WICKED'S WEEK LONG CHALLENGE! Warnings: Lemon, strong language

Cat gets dragged into Trina's room to help her try on clothes, but Cat's not too focused. Cat/Trina pairing. Two-shot, with a chance for three. Now rated M. Victorious Award Winner - Best Smut!

Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.

Rory goes to see Luke when she's staying with her grandparents.

Neville has concerns, and Ginny is willing to address them. This story is pretty unambiguously in the "M-rated" category, so keep that in mind when choosing whether to read this story. Neville/Ginny.

It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.

What really happened between Carly and Freddie after Mrs.Benson left? Setting: 'iSaved Your Life.' Creddie lemon.

Hermione left to find her parents and was never seen nor heard from again until years later when an old friend stumbled into her at a hotel in New York. They would both learn things about each other neither had expected and found a life neither had.

Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.

Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony

Oliver is having the time of his life. The fourth of my ficlets about Oliver. This one takes place not too long after "Oliver's Present". Not a Liley story but bits of it included of course. Rated M for sexual content.

f-fine" "Fine!" "Good" "Oh, it will be!" - Carter has something to prove to Rosie. FEMSLASH. SMUT.

Su Li plays a subtle game of power - but Harry never plays to lose. Harry/Su Li, the first of its kind, and NOT appropriate for younger audiences.

Sequel to "Oliver's Dilemma". It's Oliver's Birthday and Miley and Lilly are acting, well, like they're lovers. He knows that they are but why are they acting like THAT in front of him? Liley goodness. Rated "M" for sexual situations.

Topanga is currently in her break up phase with Cory after their marriage preposal. Eric comforts her in more ways than one. Racheal comes in and jions the party.

Written for the prompt: Sam/Freddie, Sam starts a rumor around Ridgeway that Freddie has a small penis. He confronts her and proves that, actually, quite the opposite is true. Smut.

Written for the prompt: Carly/Freddie, What happened during the root and berry retreat? Smut.

Sequel to "Oliver's Oops". Oliver tries to act normally around his two best friends now that he knows they are lovers. Oliver act normal? Please! Rated T for sexual situations and language. Liley.

Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.

Oliver sees something he wasn't supposed to see. Liley. Rated "M" for sexual situations.

The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.

The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny

Lizzie is suprised at what she sees in the boy's locker room and this leads to a series of sexual events. Not rated just in case.