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Joined 06-10-13, id: 4779882, Profile Updated: 07-23-15
Author has written 4 stories for Hellsing, Kuroshitsuji, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi I'm Jody and I'm a strange person and very shy so this is really a stretch for me to do this

favorite color blue

favorite drink soda of most kinds

favorite food candy

favorite movie kind monster what else

favorite books fiction

favorite animal all

favorite author don't got one

Band Halt, Band Left Face, Band Right Face, Mark Time Mark, Yeah! Marching band camp arms cramping, legs cramping, head swimming but never been happier in my life.;]

Hey, just had a wonderful reference in school a guy asked me "what time is it" and keep in mind the dude's my friend anyway I told him "'It's party time, p-a-r-t- Y because I gotta'" He just looked at me like what on earth was that Then he got it and cracked up laughing

Thing's that I saw/heard and were awesome

I bid you welcome and stay away from the armory and the basement there are monsters

When arguing with a stupid person the best thing to do is make sure their not doing the same thing.

Touch my chocolate I keel you

Potatoe gun of doom

Don't knock on deaths door ring the door bell and run like hell he hates that.

stop Hammer time na-na-na-na na-na na-na-na-na Cant touch this

Earth sucks I'm going home.

Boom* Where did that car go? (To automotive heaven) Why? (Um)

Sebastian! Where's my hat?! (By your pimp cane my lord) MY WHAT?! (It's right there my lord)

Viscous little Viscount of Druitt

Don't judge a book by it's movie

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The Courier by Moontan reviews
(Currently under revision!) Aileen had always wanted to go to England, but after she graduates from school, that want grows to a pressing desire she can't ignore. But even she doesn't know the reason for this, though she suspects it has something to do with her dreams lately. Elements of anime/Ultimate present.(Reviews and Criticisms are welcome and encouraged.)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, OC
Jumping Through Time by AnaDona reviews
Karianne Conner was nothing special. She lived at home, went to university and loved Doctor Who. So what happened when one evening the Doctor appeared, along with a strange light? Was her reality really just a dream? Now, her whole life will change. OC along with 9/10/11 and 12.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 141 - Words: 798,069 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 10/17/2012 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, OC
Nothing But Darkness by AmberDivine24 reviews
(I own nothing in this fan fiction except for Amber Marie Steadman and any other person you do not recognize. All credit goes to creators of all referenced songs & Hellsing and all quoted words from the anime.) At only 20, Amber has more secrets than most people have in her own life. But when the vampire, Alucard sees her killing a ghoul will all secrets be revealed?
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 9/12/2013 - [Alucard, OC]
Demented Angel by Bugg18 reviews
My name is Juliann Harker and my life has been abnormal. All my life I've dreamed about a man with dark hair and blood red glowing eyes, and now that I'm being chased by undead Nazis' and now that I know the truth behind my family and my parent's deaths, I'm forced to face my fears and dreams/memories of this err Vampire formally known as Dracula who haunted my Great Grandma Mina.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,307 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Alucard - Complete
You'll be the death of me by sucker4villains reviews
"Normal keeps you safe, hidden. You are not Normal for no matter how far you go, how hard you hide, I will always be one step ahead of you, and you will learn that there is no escape. I will be the death of you." Sophie learns the hard way, that once you start a game, there's no stopping until someone loses. And it just might be her. (chapters are under construction)
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,021 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/6/2015 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Alucard, OC
Pause for Consideration by Moontan reviews
It all starts when Seras and Alucard are on a mission. After clearing two vampires from a building, they make their way upstairs to silence the final target. But some targets aren't as noisy as others. (Open to constructive criticisms.)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,635 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Alucard, Integra, Seras, OC
His Light in the Darkness by Clinically Obsessed Author reviews
Everyone knows that Alucard is a creature of darkness, but opposites attract. Can his Light save him from his own darkness or will she be pulled in to? Is he already in to deep? The Queen is always supposed to protect the King but what if that Queen happens to be human and danger prone? AluXOC Pre-series. Complete!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 89,461 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Alucard, OC - Complete
The commoner by lilacflower2 reviews
Rosie is a young American girl with an unwanted past. This is why she was so excited to be accepted to Ouran academy and move to Japan. Sadly, she has no clue how to make friends, so when she is forced to join the host club as the first real girl host, she not only learns how to be a good hostess, but how to stop herself from pushing people away. Welcome to the Ouran Hostess Club.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,546 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H., Kyōya O., OC - Complete
Normal's Boring by Bonded Nerdlings reviews
Just when Haruhi thought Ouran Academy couldn't get any weirder, two new exchange students show up out of the blue and craziness takes on a whole new level.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,133 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - OC, Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Dog Days: Mine Till The Day You Die by WorldWithOutLogos reviews
While walking home, Abri's attacked by two men & chased into the dark park where a huge dog saves her. Strange incidents start to happen to her when he's around. What secret is this wild grinning dog keeping? What's the secret that her step family. But what they don't know is she has a dark secret & it's to die for
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Alucard, OC - Complete
Alone in the Night by AracyaDragonpet reviews
Enola is a werewolf the Iscariots received from Millennium. But, she hates the Vatican. After running away to England, she encounters Alucard. Deciding to join up with Hellsing rather than be dragged back to the Vatican, she severs the last threads that connect her the Iscariots, turning her forever against them. Alucard X OC
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 58,896 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [Alucard, OC]
May and Jay Zombie Apocalypse by catsvrsdogscatswin reviews
We is back! Zombies here, zombies there, zombies everywhere! Join us and a couple meat-puppets (volunteering authors) as we try to escape the inevitable fate of being om-nomed by a busload of zombies. Join us, or just sit back and read the insanity as us and our trigger-happy volunteers bunker down in an old mall! This is the first May and Jay that is not a one-shot. Enjoy it!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,358 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013
May and Jay Hiring by catsvrsdogscatswin reviews
ZOMBIES! May and Jay were just sitting around with our secretary, minding our own business, when the apocalypse just up and happened! Now we had to run to an abandoned mall, but we're not alone! Or are we...well, that's up to you! Yep, we need fellow survivors, and there's whole website of them out there! Further details inside. C'mon, who' want to miss the chance of zom killing!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2013
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Whoops-A-Daisies reviews
A fit of marshmallow heart. That is what landed me in this situation. People who know me but I have no recollection of them, and people who say their countries, and why in the name of any higher being can't I figure out what my hair color is!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016
The tale of two carnies, or is it? reviews
A hundred years after Ciel and Sebastian have gone on, a carnival comes to London. Bringing with it a strange young girl who is the embodiment of cotton candy. With an odd sense of humor and an over protective carnie family how does the Undertaker deal with this strange girl suddenly walking into his relatively peaceful retirement?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2015
A girl named Twila at Hellsing reviews
Sir Integra interviews a girl who would be perfect for their organization but she passes out from lack of oxygen why does she have tight bindings on is she hiding something they should know about
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,673 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Alucard
The No Name Wonder or not reviews
A girl from Alucard, and Pip's past shows up. The only problem is Pip is the only one who knows her name, and nope she isn't telling anybody not even Integra what it is.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2014