Soryujo the Frostbitten Wolf

Proud user of the ultimate assassin/spy weapon: THE CARDBOARD BOX!!

Age: 17

Specialty: Gaming, mangas, fanfics

Favorite manga: Death Note, Switch

Favorite Anime: Death Note, Welcome to the NHK, Devil May Cry, Outlaw Star

Favorite games: Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess, Fire Emblem, Castlevania: Curse of Darkness, Ogre Battle 64: Person of Lordly Caliber

Favorite TV Shows: Law and Order, MASH, MXC

Favorite Movies: Thank You for Smoking, Clerks 2, The Simpsons Movie, Silence of the Lambs, Without a Paddle

Favorite school subject: Digital Video

Personal quote: You're wasting your time trying to make sense of what i say. If i wanted to make sense, i would. I am being blatantly incoherent.

Favorite Game Characters

Funny guys: SIGINT (Metal Gear Solid 3), Chris Jacobs (Mercenaries), Sam Fisher (Splinter Cell)

Crazy warrior girls: Lyn (Fire Emblem) Etna (Disgaea) Blue Mary (Fatal Fury)

Badasses: Gray Fox (Metal Gear Solid) Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)

Most hated game characters: Kratos (God of War), Marcus (Fire Emblem Blazing Sword), Salazaar (Resident Evil 4), Tricky (Star Fox Adventures/Assault), Navi (Legend of Zelda Occarina of Time), Colonel Volgin (Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater) Solidus Snake (Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty), Liu Kang (Mortal Kombat), Albert Wesker (Resident Evil), Major Ivan Raidenovich Raikov (Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater), Orochimaru (Naruto) Naruto (Naruto), Arius (Devil May Cry 2), Lucia (Devil May Cry 2) Fomortiis (Fire Emblem Sacred Stones) Flonne (Disgaea)

Favorite Gaming Ironies

Raiden is the most pathetic male main character in Metal Gear Solid, but he's the only one to get laid.

Laharl says he can't shed tears, on par with Dante's trademarked "Devils never cry," but then suddenly does, on par with Lady's "Even a devil may cry when he loses a loved one."

Kevin Smith of Killer 7 is similar to the real life Kevin Smith, even though the creators never heard of the real life Kevin Smith.

Of all the games to make fun of femenine apperaances, i never thought it would be Fire Emblem Blazing Sword. Check Serra's and Lucius's supports.

Durandal is a sword in Fire Emblem but an axe in Disgaea

Favorite Video Game Pairings

Fire Emblem:

Florina/Hector

Florina/OC

Lyn/Rath

Heath/Priscilla

Rebecca/Wil

Path of Radiance:

Mist/Boyd

Ike/Elincia

Ilyana/Zihark

Sacred Stones

Joshua/Natasha

Eirika/Forde

Kyle/Syrene

Vanessa/Innes

Tana/Ephraim

Eirika/Seth

Metal Gear:

Solid Snake/Holly White

Raiden/Rose

Solidus Snake/Mei Ling (Please don't ask)

Favorite Quotes

Luis Sera: Well, i see that the president has equipped his daughter with balistics too!

Dante: Ooh i love a fast woman!

Krauser: Well, if it isn't the bitch in the red dress.

Johnson: Dear humanity, we regret being alien basterds. We regret coming to earth. And we most deffinetly regret the CORPs just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!

Gray Fox: Now, make me feel it! Make me feel alive again!

Krauser: Come out here and fight me like a man! Leon: I'm not falling for that old trick. Krauser: Just trying to have fun.

Florina: Okay... one more practice. Lord Hector! Hector: Yeah? Florina: YAHH!!

Lambert: Fisher, go find us some French brains! Fisher: I'm not promising you anyting.

Grim: That's the last microphone Sam. Otomo will be happy. Fisher: Otomo doesn't seem like the happy type. Grim: Ahh, it's just the old samurai zan-shin. He's really nice in person. Fisher: Hmm... i've heard people say the same thing about Lambert. Grim: What's that supposed to mean? Lamberts nice. Fisher: How many of his ex wives have you spoken to?

Leon: Bit of advice, try using knives next time. Works better for close encounters.

Fisher: I was going to say 70s... will you please stop making me feel old?!

Eliwood: Whose snoring was it that shook the rafters during numbers class?

Hunningan: Leon, it's been six hours since our last transmission! I was getting worried. Leon: Don't you mean lonely?

Salazaar: I've sent my right hand to dispose of you. Leon: Your right hand comes off?

Johnny: I'll just have to endure! Wait... aww... there's no paper.

A.I. Colonel: I'm not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEP!

Meryl: So maybe there is something you like about me. Snake: Yeah. You've got a great butt!

Grim: Fisher, i just linked your OPSAT with the data that you and your team collected back in 89. Fisher: Ah, the good old days. Grim: Yeah. Judging by your report, sounds like you had quite a vacation. Fisher: It was actually. I spent most of the rest of that year sleeping in a ditch on the road between Baghdad and Kuwait. Grim: Oh well. If it's any consolation, i had a bad year that year too. Fisher: What, you weren't working for the government during the Gulf War? Grim: No, i was in 10th grade. Fisher: Oh right. Yuck!

Boyd: Wow, you weigh twice as much as her. I'm glad that i don't have to carry you on my back. Mist: BOYD YOU PIG!

Gray Fox: Snake, we're not tools of the government or anyone else! Fighting was the only thing that i was good at, but at least i always fought for what i believe in.

Zihark: But you're hungry though. I can tell by the feral look in your eyes.

Raiden: Well... between you and me? Snake: Sure. Raiden: I prefer rations over Rose's home cooking. Snake: That bad huh?

Post Office Manager: Tink has recieved a subpeona for the crime of Your existence

Snake: This reminds me of when we first met. Otacon: I was the one shoved in the locker that time. We're even now, huh? Snake: Not until i pee in my pants. Otacon: That's a low blow Snake!

Leon: Where the heck is everyone going? Bingo?

Leon: Surely you two didn't just tag along so that we could sing Coom-Bay-Yaa together at some boy scout campfire. Then again, maybe you did.

Luis: What are you supposed to be? Some kind of cop or something? Leon: Maybe. Luis: Let me guess... she's the presidents daughter? Leon: A little too good for a guess. Care to explain yourself. Luis: Psychic powers. Nah... just kidding amigo.

Potter: How would you like to bunk with my mare?

Jacob: This thing play MP3s? Fiona: Of course! Jacob: Really? Fiona: No.

Naked Snake: Is there a way for me to take off my pants? Sigint: SAY WHAT?! Snake: My pants. Can i-- Sigint: AH HELL NO! This Fox unit is a nutfest!

Gig: What is it with you and snapping necks? It's neck is bigger than... you!

Lecter: I ate his liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti

Luis Sera: Did you send out those invitations? I told you no more than 50 people!

Light: I have never wanted to punch a woman so much before in my life...

Gene: Okay... the coordinates are... now listen closely... EXACTLY WHAT THE HELL I'D LIKE TO KNOW!!

Snake: Mei Ling, Samus took her clothes off!

Blue Mary: You Bogard boys have such pure eyes. Call me when the swelling goes down!

Sub Zero: I should rip out your spine for that!

Potter: I have a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife.

Beowolf: THAT HIDEOUS STENCH! I KNOW IT! Dante: Give me a break. Tell you what, next time i'll put on some cologne, okay?

Dark Prince: Onward and upward! Hurry to the palace so that you may reclaim your throne! Prince: I'm going as fast as i can! What do you suggest? I grow wings and fly? Dark Prince: Well we can always dream.

Snake: Wait a minute... Para-Medic: What's up? Snake: You honestly thought i'd drink alcohol on a mission like this? Para-Medic: Well would you? Snake: Hell no! Para-Medic: Oh. Well, i'm knocking a shot back now. Snake: WHAT?! Para-Medic: I'm just teasing you. Snake: ... Para-Medic: C'mon! Where's your sense of humor? Snake: I need a drink...

Randal: Chick only made you nuts man. She cheated on you how many times? Dante: Eight and a half. Randal: Eight and a half? Dante: Party at John Kay's, senior year. I get blitzed and pass out in his bedroom, Katalin comes in and jumps all over me. Randal: And that's cheating? Dante: No, half way through it she called me Brad. Randal: Called you Brad? Dante: Called me Brad. Randal: That's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex. One time i called this girl "Mom"

Website: ppgslayer.proboards62.com

Current Fanfiction Projects

Super Smash Bros Brawl: DMC, LoZ, MGS, FE:

I'm currently rewriting what i have so far. I've set some time aside in one of my classes to work on it, but i can't upload from my school. In fact, i can't upload at ALL, which is why problems are arising. I will update whenever i get the chance though.