Hey everyone, what's up

My names Max(not really but I'm not going to tell you my real one) and I love to write. I'm a bit nervous to post my stuff because I never actually showed anyone my stories and I never tend to finish one. I'll get to like the fifth chapter of one story then get a great idea for another and start writing that one. Well I'm gonna start posting some stuff and see how u like it.

And please, give me your thoughts. I appreciate criticism!

Well here's a little about me

Fav color: Navy blue

Hobbies: Reading, running, sleeping, writing(storys or songs), drawing, listening to music, and playing video games

Likes: Music, owls, my computer, snakes, SIFI

Dislikes: Cold weather, annoying people, hunger

Phobias: None, literally none

I'm very stubborn and can be extremely immature. 95% of what comes out of my mouth is sarcasm. I'm blunt and only tell the truth.

You push me, I shove back. Its simple

I like chocolate

I tend to run in to things, usually walls and doors

I trip on air

I'm a SIFI geek

I like mustaches :})

I have two older sisters, one tends to sit on me a lot

I love nature but i love my computer more

I always tend to shout out usless, random facts

I wish my name was Max(I was 8 when i started to love this name)

I'm weird

I'm a pyro (if you read Maximum Ride, I'm like Iggy)

I have no idea why i'm telling you this

This is stupid

I'm done

The Six Truths of Life:

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy ad paste this into your profile. A/N: Oh yes.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and past this into your profile. A/N: How about both? Does temporarily insane count?

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and past this to your profile.

If you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. (I am all of those things)

If you've ever looked at random people's profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world(s), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile. A/N: Why would i be on this site otherwise?

If you think that animal abusers are jerks, copy this onto your profile.

The MR Pledge

I promise to remember Max, whenever I must lead.

I promise to remember Fang when I would rather not speak.

I promise to remember Iggy, whenever something explodes.

I promise to remember Nudge when someone just keeps talking.

I promise to remember Gazzy when it just plain stinks.

I promise to remember Angel when someone manipulates.

I promsie to remember Jeb when someone is a traitior.

I promise to remember Ari whenever life's not fair.

I promise to remember Lissa and Brigid when they are a player.

I promise to remember these, cross my heart, hope to sing, and take a chainsaw to my wing.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get upset often because you can't become a knight, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you trip over flat surfaces copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile.

If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one.

If you talk to your book characters copy this.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who whould get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this.

If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever stared at something while you're walking and then walked headfirst into a pillar copy this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

Can you raed tihs? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pirlofe.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Cervical cancer is actually caused by a virus know as Human Papalonia Virus (HPV). Millions of women around the world already have this virus. Spread your knowledge and post this in your profile.

If you have your own personal bubble space copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people copy and paste this into your profile.

93% percent of people would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list.

88% of teenagers think that reading is a waste of time. Copy and paste this into your profile if your the 12% that thinks those people are nut jobs.

If you think sometimes songs really speak to you, paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious... Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at a book store, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious... Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble/Borders, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.)

If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.