Well, as I'm sure you've all so adeptly surmised, my name is Lili. I like to write, if not publish, though I have difficulty continuing a story for more than a page or two. I do however send my deepest apologies to those whose stories I have insulted or belittled, I'm sure that your badly written and inaccurate smut will one day win a Pulitzer. Seriously.

As you can tell I'm very sarcastic. I however think I can also be very funny. Haha.

I love The Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, anything by Stephen King, Friends, Beavis and Butthead, Tarzan, Fargo and cold MacDonald's cheeseburgers. Preferably double cheeseburgers.

Despite my apparent rudeness and inability to be nice to strangers on the internet, I do encourage you to request me as a beta reader. While my talent may not lie within complicated plot lines, tension, intrigue or good writing of any sort, my grammatical prowess is renowned throughout the land. If you do find yourself brimming to the top with ideas while remaining illiterate, feel free to email me for advice or a free spell check under imthewizard@live.com.

Very sincerely,
Lili

Post Script: Just legalize it!

Post Post Script: No worries, I'm fully aware of how pretentious I am. I don't speak like this in real life, it's just terribly enjoyable to not have to lower my vernacular to that of a vacuous pre-school student.