Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?

And 3 that thrilled him to no end! DMHG

“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.

Draco and Hermione engage in witty banter during the final battle, ultimately ending in romance for everyone. Just a fun random fluff fic. Dramione.

Draco Malfoy. Passionate Writer. Bestselling Author. Who would've thought? Certainly not the people around him! Updated, chapter 10 now up! Not compatible to DH.

Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

James and Lily are starting their 7th year. Lily begins to have feelings for James, and she trys desperately to hide them from everyone, including herself. But what if James exposes the truth, and something else she's hidden. LJ.

Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione

Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.

Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.

When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE

The Dark Lord pays Harry a visit but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....

Draco has a little problem. Ok, a big problem. DracoHermione if you squint.

Behold... The world of Hogwarts through the yellow eyes of a Cornish pixie, who takes up the onerous task of matchmaking... Matchmaking for his beloved mistress, Lily Evans. Much madness ensues [and James Potter may die a thousand painful deaths].

AU. Bitten by a Vampire the night Voldemort attacked, Harry Potter is believed dead. So what happens when Remus shows up at Hogwarts with a fifth year son bearing the lighting scar and the name of Lupin 14 years later?

My name is Ryan James Lupin, and I am a vampire. Who and what I was before is of no consequence to this collection of memoirs. All you need to know is that I was turned at the age of one, and taken in by a certain Werewolf and an Animagus.

James pointlessly flirting with Lily. [OneShot]

I've always thought that strawberries were the sexiest thing a girl could eat. HrD

In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.

Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!

[Reno x Tifa] Valentine's Day has rolled around yet again, and there are gifts to be given and memories to be shared. ...Not to mention rather embarrassing situations.

[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!

Lily and James are caught under something and it's not a mistletoe. . .it's a boxertoe!

“Lily had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Lily had a little lamb, Whose hair was black as coal! And everywhere that Lily went, the lamb was sure to go!” Damn it, Potter! Stop following me!

This is a parody of a lot of DracoHermione cliches. I was reading the most horrible DraMione, and I just couldn't resist. So, here goes! R.R

Lily Evans, in her seventh year at Hogwarts, comes to terms with life, love and herself, deals with hardships with her own special brand of humor and sarcasm, and learns a few valuable lessons along the way. Chpt 26 up!

According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP

They hated all the same things candy, flowers...each other. A DHr Valentine's Day ficlet.

Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!

Voldemort's newest plan for tormenting Harry includes... Well, see the title. Voldemort even sings. Warning, contains gross bean flavors.

So tell me, if this isn't love, what the bloody hell is it?"

Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.