At age nine the seal malfunctions warping Naruto's mind and body until he is little more than an animal but like they say, man's best friend, or girl's in this case. What now? Will he recover? NaruxHina SasuxSaku Feral!Naruto

Going through the ages of Jareth, the Goblin Prince, in his home of the Underground.

What if Naruto wasn't left to fend for himself upon the death of his family. What if the Uchiha Clan decided to take in the son of the Fourth Hokage and his wife and raised him as one of their own. How would Naruto's influence help Sasuke and how will this change impact the series as we know it? spoilers if you haven't read/watched past chapter 402/episode 141 of shippuden.

Naruto was banished/exiled for felled to brink back sasuke to the village and then he was capture by the akatsuki to save his life he made a deal with the kyuubi that will begin his new life for him as the golden fox demon.

Lancer hadn't realized how closely young Mr. Fenton's school troubles–-and the secrets he surely wasn't telling his parents–-were tied to ghosts until after that encounter with Phantom.

"Demon," "Abomination," "Monster." These words defined Naruto and Inuyasha for most of their lives. One was alone from the beginning, while the other had a mother before centuries of lonesomeness ensued. After Kagome's return, she and Inuyasha have been happy for 8 years. Now, they cross another well, to a different dimension...and find a new son. Extra theme: Hurt/Comfort

Sasori and Deidara reunite in the afterlife. SasoDei.

Legends told of a legendary Silver Fox that holds great power. What if a boy named Naruto, a boy shunned his entire life from his village, was the next silver fox. NarutoxHarem.

Five years after Ganon's defeat, a portal to Hyrule mysteriously opens in the Everfree. Eager to forge an alliance, Celestia drags Vaati and company with her to a diplomatic meeting. But Vaati's return is met with fierce hostility. But that's not the worst of their problems: Majora has returned. The War of the Three Worlds has begun.

Story is written before Yahiko started the Akatsuki organization. Konan died when they were kids and there is a tension between Nagato and Yahiko, will Yahiko realize his feelings for Nagato before its too late?Hope you love this story as much as i do. Nagato x Yahiko yaoi.

Naruto awakens a bloodline that many in the Elemental Nations would kill for. Now he is blessed with not only the ability to use all five Chakra natures, but also every elemental bloodline in existence! Watch as he takes the world by storm and becomes the Elemental Master and the most powerful Hokage ever!

After his final battle against Shizuo, a car accident leaves Izaya as less of a human than he was before. He must learn how to deal with the trauma, both physical and mental, from both incidents and move on with his life.

Deciding that the way Jinjuriki are treated is unfair, Jiraiya decides to make things a bit better.

Itachi never got to use his Susanoo in his fight with Sasuke. As soon as the Kirin hit, he was sent back through time to the founder's era and it was up to him to ensure a safer and surer future for Konoha and the world at large. KisaIta TobiMada HashiMito others mentioned

Naruto meets the Kyuubi as a toddler after being beaten by the villagers. Kyuubi adopts him, more or less. Konoha better be prepared. Team bonding. KakaNaru, rape, mpreg. Rated M for a reason!

What if Itachi had never killed his clan and all of the Uchihas were still alive? What if Deidara had never left his village to become a terrorist bomber? What if they met under different circumstances? ItaDei, M-rated for ANBU business and other content. More info inside! Image is ANBU Deidara made by Night-Being

What if, when Minato sealed half of Kurama's chakra away, he also sealed a good portion of his memories? After Kurama is sealed into Naruto, he regresses back into a fox kit, during the time of the Sage and the Biju's meeting. Eventual Naru/Hina.

Naruto Uzumaki died at the Valley of the Ends. Unfortunately for a certain Uchiha, Naruto the Kyuubi was born as a result of the chidori impaling the seal. Now Naruto has to get use to living as a walking force of nature while Konoha learns to live with a mountainous fox in their backyard. Kyuubi-Naruto

When an experiment jutsu goes wrong during a joined mission between Tobirama and Izuna, how will Hashirama and Madara cope? De-aging and lemon!

What if Naruto was blinded at a young age? Will being 'brothers' with Kakashi, best friends with a demon, knowing his family origins, secret ANBU and as smart as a Nara change Naruto's life?

Kisame and Itachi didn't meet for the first time when they became partners. They met while Itachi was still in ANBU and Kisame was not yet a Swordsman of the Mist. But Itachi doesn't seem to remember. Or does he? What will poor Kisame do? Warning: character death, but still a somewhat happy ending

Madara stared blankly at Hashirama. "What." "Tobirama ? My brother ?" "...Your brother does not look like you at all." - In which Hashirama is a plant witch, and Tobirama... very much isn't. (faint MadaTobi)

Two people share a similar burden alone. What would happen if they shared it together? What would happen if instead of Gaara and Naruto growing up alone and unloved, they grew up together? Naruto/Gaara and Kyuubi/Shukaku.

After being hit by the Goduo fuin, Naruto awakens in his mind and meets not only Kyuubi, but Hagaromo Otsutsuki, Homura, Indra, Ashura, as well as the founders of the Uzumaki and Kaguya clans. Now how will Naruto's life be turned upside-down?

Three mothers wonder where they went wrong, and what they could have done differently. TRIGGER WARNING for rape and child abuse.

After the failed Uchiha coup, Sasuke has spent most of his childhood caring for a seriously ill brother.

Ashura has always admired his big brother: Indra's strength, his talent, his grace, his beauty and elegance... He doesn't take it so well when one of his friends shows the same admiration.

Boruto is on a trip back from Takigakure on a bus but he had drink to much liquid, and he really need to use the Bathroom, but there are no bathroom in the bus what should he do? Might contain slight omorashi Involves Boruto as Naruto's little brother, not his son

Being a nation is awfully difficult. There is no end of tragedy and death. In order to have a place to rest, the nations have brought together the nursery. A small safe-space where the nations can have fun and regress. This is a completion of stories and memories the nations have from the nursery. Rating may change. Age regression/ABDL, Omorashi/Omutsu/Diapers, Abtalia

"As great as a healer my brother is," Tobirama starts, and fervently ignores Hashirama's awww of pleasure at the compliment from his taciturn brother, "he can not raise the dead." / "What, and you can?" Madara scoffs and Tobirama frowns at him in displeasure. Mito gives him a look, as if to tell him to shut up, but Madara does not answer to her. / "Yes," he says simply. Magic AU.

Itachi has cerebral palsy. The story's better than the summary. TRIGGER WARNING for ableism.

During a dangerous mission, Indra Otsutsuki appears before Sasuke and Sakura. Their lives will never be same. (Rated M for violence and adult themes.)

Itachi is autistic. Kabuto is deaf. Both of them are mute, but they can talk to each other. TRIGGER WARNING for ableism.

Sasuke grew up thinking that his older brother, kidnapped at age thirteen, was dead. Now Itachi is back, albeit traumatized and unable to care for himself. He starts to care for his brother, and eventually notices that Itachi has developed a crush on a boy in his therapy group.

Itachi wakes up to a killer headache after a long and tiring mission to a hideout full of strange and LOUD people. Or: The Day The Akatsuki Learned To Fear A Pissed Off Itachi. Kisame is the only one spared. Light hints at KisaIta. Mostly crack

After defeating Obito Uchiha, the Jinchuriki, the Biju, and even the Gold and Silver Brothers are brought to Equestria after stopping the Ten-Tails' resurrection. As they train the Mane Six and Spike to use Biju powers, they must fight creatures that are as strong as the Biju. Meanwhile, Kokuou struggles with his feelings for the Mane Six and the Princesses. Characters are anthro.

After Shizuma and the others were defeated, what if Kagura meet his grandfather, Yagura? It's a short one-shot but I hope you enjoy it.

Itachi meets the deformed boy next door and slowly falls in love. (In which Kabuto was born looking the way he does in sage mode, minus the torso snake, and Nonou kept him locked up most of his life.) Trigger warning for abuse.

With one suffering from back pain and the other with a migraine, what do you do? Well, a little TLC and some bonding helps.

In Konaha it's illegal to be in love with the same gender. Naruto and Sasuke have been secretly together since before Sasuke left the village. When Naruto becomes Hokage after Sasuke comes back some bad things happen to them and they end up being roped into married to two other women to protect each other. Full summary inside. NaruSasu

AU! Itachi, the famous, popular, wanted Star decides to attend High School because of an upcoming movie, what happends when he meets Deidara, a bullied, geeky art lover with out a voice? DeixIta Deidara x Itachi YAOI I Sort of promised my friend too make a Naruto fanfic, so here it is.

What if instead of Naruto being the reincarnation of Ashura Otsutsuki, he was the reincarnation of Indra Otsutsuki, the first wielder of the Sharingan? What would change then? Rated T because of foul language and mentions of abuse. Hope you enjoy.

It's suppose to be a simple mission. But, Sasuke had become ill and Boruto has to take care of the male. Will the Uzumaki hold himself together or will a ill Uchiha be to much?

Gaara... misunderstands.

Just a collection of stories where Kurama babysits Boruto and Himawari. Some may have chapters and some may not. Some stories range from cute and fluffy to scary and heart racing. Enjoy!

Deidara is held captive by Team Kakashi and Gai. Matters are complicated by the Akatsuki and the angered Sand Village. Hurt/comfort, angst, humour. Noncon warning for ch3 (hurt element from oc's, comfort from team kakashi).

Parody of the song "Mama Mia" from Abba.

It was so sudden and so precise that it was clear it had been planned for a long time. The villages fell quickly to their own separate mutinies from many of their shinobi and not even the Kages were able to avoid being caught. Trapped, scared and confused the shinobi of the great ninja villages are caged and being sold off like pets to those who helped in overthrowing the villages.

When Itachi finds a baby, the Akatsuki become her family. Will the group of feared S-class criminals be able to handle such a small child? When she meets the younger brother of her most important person, will she be able to choose sides?

A short little one-shot for Hidan's birthday- [Slight KakuHida fluff at the end]

He was only allowed out to fight. Kimimaro omorashi.

Neji needs help with his...issue...due to a broken arm. Contains diapering of a teen.

Following the Nine Tails Attack, Minato Namikaze seals all the Nine Tails' into his son while removing its soul. With Naruto's own soul now at the core of the Nine Tails' power, the world will bear witness to the birth of a new Nine Tailed Fox! Watch as Naruto and his fellow Hidden Leaf Ninja grow and fight to forever change the world of the Shinobi!

Spain's secret is revealed at a world meeting. I'm still not great at summaries...anyway, this story contains ABDL. (Written on request.)

Naruto is banished and has nowhere to go. Then, some circumstanes happen that put our hero in a new situation. Will the leaf live to regret its mistake?

Kabuto decides to take a nap in the middle of the day, leaving his master in a very embarrassing situation. One-shot, contains omorashi.

One-shot, Kabuto wets the bed a few nights after Orochimaru takes him in. (What was their relationship, anyway? Father-son, master-servant, other?) Wrote this a few months ago, and I'm sorry about the bad summary.

Izaya's parents are incredibly distant, only caring about their sons achievements. He comes up with a plan that, while admittedly strange, certainly works. Contains deliberate wetting, accidental, and diapering of a teen.

Sasuke has given up on taking care of his mentally ill brother, Itachi. After a recent attack Itachi is committed to a facility and Sasuke tells his story of the struggles of caring for his brother to his uncle Madara.

Naruto was born when the Sage of Six Paths created him in the form of the Nine Tails. The Sage tells him and his brothers and sisters to wander the world and find their own place in it. Let's join the the story of Naruto the Nine Tails.

AU - Hi! I'm Deidara, the coolest cat in town. Sasori is my Danna and is the best guy EVER. He just cries a lot and never leaves the house. But that's ok since he has me to take care of him! Come join me on my adventures while discovering and enjoying life! So come along friends! Let's go! Sasodei if you squint. That's creepy though so don't squint you sicko. Mega OOC.

Itachi is near-incontinent due to his illness. Kisame helps. Contains ageplay, omorashi, and the diapering of a teen. Don't like, don't read.

Itachi locks Deidara out of the bathroom as revenge, but luckily for the artist, Tobi bought puppy pads instead of paper towels. Contains desperation and peeing in strange places.

Izaya wears pull-ups due to bladder control problems, but they sometimes leak. One-shot, contains omorashi. I'm not good at writing summaries, sorry.

Deidara has an omorashi fetish, and while he usually locks the door when he indulges himself, this time he forgets. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, Itachi is walking down the hall at the time. Contains deliberate wetting and masturbation, so mature readers only.

Being a big brother wasn't easy, but Itachi wouldn't have it any other way. Itachi's pov; AU so no shinobi; fluff; some angst; slash in later chapters

Naruto Fanfiction cliche, Naruto's pee pee tend to be a bit too big for a child like him. So here's a oneshot about his peepee being too big and people's response about it in canon.

Team Sarutobi are on a mission, during their break they're suddenly attacked. When Orochimaru can't run Jiraiya helps him despite Orochimaru's objections. Can Jiraiya keep both himself and his teammate safe after Orochimaru falls and breaks his leg? T for language and fights. JirOro/Jiraiya x Orochimaru

Omorashi Warning! Flooding in Japan.

Yet another meeting of sorts. Members of the royal council come to see a demonstration of Eren's titan abilities. Eren and Levi get bored, and the whole debacle inevitably ends in complete disaster.

The jinchuriki share more than a curse; they share their minds. As he grows up, Naruto begins to realize that not everyone has voices in their head.

Sakumo Hatake's suicide attempt is foiled by an earth quake which drops three toddlers in to his lap. Namely, a brunette, blond and pink haired ones. Now between diapers and graduation gifts, dying is last thing on his mind. Sakumo/Tsunade, rest of pairings are same. Time Travel, AU

Gaara and Naruko have been dating for a while now. They decide to try sexting on a whim and Naruko simply can't take it seriously. GaaNaruko, SasuNaru.

Naruto and Sasuke are killed by Haku, there they meet the Sage of six paths. [NaruHinaSasu] (A very weird paring but people voted for it.)

What if something went wrong with the Naruto's sealing? What if Naruto had a fox tail, ears, claws and eyes of that of the fox? And what if EVERYBODY knew about his secret? NaruHina. Rated M for safety.

Naruto gets banished from Konoha after sasuke retrieval but he isn't alone he forms a team with the jinchuriki to band together and stand together but also a certain Hyuga goes with him on his journeys.

During one of few relaxing days at the Hidden Sound Village, Orochimaru is alerted to three child intruders. He soon finds out all three are from the future, and one is closer to him than he could have imagined. He eventually learns that some things are best left to learn as the future progresses. OROKABU Ship! Rating might change!

A person can only take so much. What happens when that person reaches their limits? What if they never knew they had a limit to begin with? What if their whole life they only knew a mask? (Blind Naurto, Bloodline Naruto)

Naruto is an hanyou and he have been living in hell but he will soon find that life is full of suprises. NarutoxHarem. Bad Summery good story. Rated M

Shortly after becoming Kazekage, Gaara's seal breaks and Shukaku is released, but not in the way one might expect.

Kaneki Ken, formally known as Sasaki Haise, has been through a lot over the last few years. From his terrible childhood that to his crappy adulthood, he could count his number of happy birthdays on one hand. This year, his family is determined to give him a good one. Post-:re, has :re characters, but no spoilers. This can be read without reading :re. Happy birthday Kaneki!

Love that ascended time along with power beyond belief, yet left with a choice that met head on with their wills. Two souls searching for one who can fix their mistakes finally meet the ones that will help them, ones that will succeed where they failed. Fem Indra x Asura. Mokuton!Naruto Strong Naruto Strong Naomi(femSasuke)

Madara has never wanted to be an Omega. He is expected to be strong, to lead his clan and protect his brother. Hell, even a Beta would be better than this. Luckily, the Uchiha knows how to keep his secret well, until a certain Senju comes into the picture, that is. A Hashimada story with a twist of Omegaverse. Not Betaed (yet)

Join Naruko in her life full of crazy beautiful women, insane enemies, and crazy mysteries of who is her real family and why she even lives such a life GODLY NARUKO/FUTANARI NARUKO/BIG HAREM/OOC CHARACTERS (Tons of lemons/and sasuke with civilian council bashing)

Paperwork was an awful thing. But thankfully, Mitsuki was there to help. Mitsuki and Orochimaru father/son fluffy oneshot.

Getting sick is not fun. Specially when a friend gets hurt,

When the Androids destroyed Gero's lab, they unknowingly damaged the computer creating Cell. Hatched prematurely and with limited knowledge of the world around him, will the bio-android become the monster he was created to be, or something more? Challenge story.

Hello everyone! BlackBulterFan13 here! So here's the way it goes, you send in as many questions as you can only through PM, please to your favorite Kuroshitsuji Shinigami from the show, manga or musical. Also, please don't be afraid to send me any questions if you want! Warnings: Yaoi, Mpreg and extreme fluffiness in some chapters.

Itachi and Deidara find themselves in pink tutus as a prank. Together they decide to get back at the other akastuki members, but this leads to a much more intimate relationship. The two begin to grow in their relationship and eventually love each other.

Sasuke hates milk and no one knows why. Then Sasuke is dared to drink a milkshake. Boy, were they shocked with the outcome. Naruto can't look at Sasuke the same way ever again. Warning: toilet humour.

At the valley of the end Naruto stopped Sasuke but as Kakashi arrives on the scene he isn't there to help Naruto He tries to kill Naruto by knocking him off into the falls

Naruto and Sasuke switch bodies. Now Naruto is given the chance to sleep with the sexiest ninja he's ever known (besides his wife of course). The mood is perfect but fate (and some disagreeing ramen) say its not to be.

What if Naruto was banished from Konoha? What if Hagoromo Ootsutsuki came to meet him on his journey alone? gifted with new OP powers Naruto will take the Shinobi World by storm, but not everything will go so smoothly for him.

Driven by curiosity, Itachi and Deidara - two prestigious scientists - decide to tamper with nature. The result is Sasori, a sentient hybrid with a gentle soul. What happens when this experiment becomes more human than intended? And when, exactly, does love become wrong? Inspired by Splice. WARNING: SasoDei/ItaDei. Don't like? Don't read. AU.

Oneshot. Just as the title says, the story is focused on a day when Naruto was sick. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the cover image.

He was born to be a leader. However, a selfish lion took away his birthright and his family. Now being raised among the Pride, will Naruto have what it takes to lead the hyena packs? Maybe with the help of the future king he might! Challenge fic.

Romania is having trouble keeping his hunger under control while Bulgaria is out of town... He thinks he can be strong, but Hungary is making things really difficult for him...

After a failed meeting with the Diet, Japan's boss realizes that his nation is an otaku. He is not happy.

Gaara and Naruto has fallen in love, but Gaara keeps an...unusual secret. NarutoxGaara PWP WARNING: Kinda weird kink, if you know anything about Tanukis you can probably guess what it is.

What will happen to Naruto when we pull the threads of fate and awaken an ancient power that he has always held sleeping with in him as well as with those who stand beside him. Rated M for death, graphically bloody messes, fowl language (Hidan) and possible lemons (when their teens) in future chapters. co-authored by Demonick Angel

Naruto is cast out of konoha and he finds his clans home. now his dream is to rebuild his fallen clan and to lead it to prosperity. somewhat overpowered Naruto. though Itachi can still beat him.I have decided to pair Karin and Tayuya with Naruto. read if you want but if you hate it too bad this aint your story. A Poll is open for this story.

Winslow had been with CatDog since the very beginning, always tormenting Cat when he needs to. However, how deep was Winslow's relationship between both Cat and Dog?

A challenge idea on a Inuyasha and Naruto crossover. Instead of the usual idea of a character being transported to the other character's world, this one involves a Naruto who is born in Inuyasha's world and is a half-demon. Further details inside.

Story written on the song "I Bet My Life" by Imagine Dragons. Deidara reminisces as he is on his way to Itachi, ready for the next step. ItaDei, small drabble, AU

A morning with Naruto and Hinata and their small child Boruto. "Boruto is going to be sad to not see you again." His wife stated as she rubbed at her sleepy eyes. Please read and review! Enjoy!

Sasori claims his love for Gaara. Will Gaara believe him and return his feelings? Rated M for future lemons. Yaoi. Boys love.

Kaneki is saved from Yamori's torture room by Juuzou, who begins to keep him in hiding from the CCG. Juuzou/Kaneki. Rated M for gore and sexual situations. Multi-Chapter.

With his last breath he made a deal, now he has paid the price-Life in a body not of his own. How shall he live? How shall his dreams breath life? What will he be remembered for? Follow Naruto on a journey that will change the lands of Konoha forever. Reviews are welcomed greatly.

Deidara is actually a girl disguised as a boy, and madly in love with Itachi when she's not trying to kill him. It's less ridiculous than it sounds. Really it is.

The mental scars weren't the only things that Kaneki carried after his traumatic ordeal with Jason. Non con, mpreg.

This story is after chapter 700 (Spoileruzz! for our fellow friends out there who's still reading the manga or still watching the anime) , My first naruto story. Naruhina ship has finally arrived at it's destination in canon, now a new ship has started. BORUSARA BorutoXSarada fic (not a one shot)

Naruto was Kyuubi's kit, kept safe in the arms of the nine tails in their fox den. Until one day all of Naruto's world changed, he is kidnapped by traitors of the leaf. Can he find his way back to his original heritage? SasuNaru Yaoi. I don't own Naruto.

Sakura and Hinata decide to take a night off from the children, leaving Sasuke and Naruto to watch them. They didn't realize how much of a terror toddlers could be. Tonight would be the night where their patience would be tried and they would feel confusion in the most powerful way, especially when their child is screaming "Want mommy!"

Part 2 and 3 of PaR. In which Naruto is not quite pissing a rainbow, Sakura is actually from the future, and Sasuke is still a horrible actor. As for Kakashi ... well, he'll get used to his new genin team. Eventually. (Part 3 summary inside, ch2)

Gaara's been feeling depressed, so he confides in Kankuro. Not "sandcest", brotherly love. Jesus, why can't siblings love each other in peace? (No, I do not own Naruto, Massashi Kishimoto does!)

It's Sasori's birthday and Deidara is determined to make sure he has a happy day.

What if Minato had taken Obito in when he found out about his less than great life with the Uchiha's? What if because of that, Rin survived? What if the two of them raised Naruto? Who would lead the Akatsuki? So many questions, but you'll have to read to find out!

A series where different Hetalia characters will have one-shots written about them that has to do with omorashi. RATED M JUST INCASE. Feel free to request what character you would like to see next WARNING: WILL contain omorashi. Do not like, do not read.

Naruto was saved from an attack when he was young by Nagato and Konan. What will happen when Naruto is raised in a village that cares and accepts him and a family that loves him? !AkatsukiNaruto NarutoXMulti.

Naruto is chased from the village at a young age. Found by Darui and Killer Bee watch as he grows into the legend he was always meant to be. The world will cower before the Black Fox. Rated for language.

Deidara is humiliated while playing a drinking game. Deidara likes boys? Well, guess who else does? (Itadei) Rated M to be safe.

Rated for language and content. I don't own Naruto and anyone in here unless otherwise started.

Somehow, somewhere along the way, Orochimaru falls in love with his teammate. This…changes things. Canon AU, Jiraiya/Orochimaru.

Fugaku Uchiha was NOT good with children. Especially not ones with spiky black raven hair. "DAD! DAD I DID IT! I DID IT!" The elders looked up from their paper work as the little Uchiha burst into the clan meeting, stern expression in place. "What did you do son?" "I POOPED IN THE POTTY!"

Yaoi fanfic. Eventual DeiNaru. Naruto went to Iwa when he was young and met Deidara. They formed a close relationship. "I'll be the one who protects Naruto from all those nasty people."

What if Itachi massacred the clan for another reason? What if the Naruto we know was a fake?... ItaNaru and one-sided SasuNaru

Deidara has a secret, what will happen when the rest of the Akatsuki find out. rated fo0r language and themes, with breif mentions of rape.

Thunder is scary to any dog.

After completing a masterpiece, Deidara dies due to how reckless his masterpiece actually was. Now as a ghost he meets and haunts a certain Uchiha.

Just a bunch of little one-shots for Konan's Birthday. KonanXNagato

A gradual seduction, one to die for.

Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot

Soft yaoi, TobiIzu and little HashiMada.

AU Obito Uchiha 'survives' the mission at Kanabi bridge and ultimately becomes Team 7's sensei. Yet crisis still clings onto the shinobi world, with Obito in Konoha and aspiring to become the next Hokage, how will events unfold differently? This is my re-write of my other story Obito-sensei. All constructive criticisms are welcome! Please Read and Review

Life was hell for Naruto, an outcast that was feared, unwanted, and abused. Especially on his own birthday he has to run for dear life. But on his 13th birthday, something happens, and his world begins to turn for the better, only for it to be put in danger from an old and thought to be forgotten darkness. Naru x Hina, Nagato x Konan, Haku x OC

Deidara is a man on a mission In a beautifully carpeted supermarket of Dublin. Itachi is there to help him get what he wants. Gaara and Neji are no help whatsoever; what could you expect from thieves who steal for sexy reasons...? A little story Pinecone Pasta wrote for me (with a minimal amount of input from myself). Not inappropriate, just... very strange.

A retelling of Naruto Shippuden from Deidara's perspective wherein he confronts past allies after surviving his battle with Sasuke Uchiha. Sasori also lives through his battle with Chiyo and accompanies him. THIS IS NOT A DEIDARA/SASORI SHIPPING. The romance is between Deidara and Kurotsuchi. This story is rated M because of Hidan, language, violence, and possible sex scenes.

A little something I put together to celebrate my favorite Akatsuki member, Sasori! Well, don't forget Masashi Kishimoto, who is the mastermind behind all of this. Enjoy!

yeah i really dont know XD

this is a sequel to "Cavern Secrets" but this time I added Itachi to the mix, To those who doesn't read Lemon this contains Heavy Dosage oy Yaoi Lemons. Please don't beat me up this is only my second fic :) I do Not Own Naruto P.S why did i write lemons again xD

I will work hard, because I want to become acknowledged by others and not considered just a weapon used for mass destruction. I want to become someone who is needed, instead of a weapon that will be feared. But as the Mizukage of Kirigakure.

You can only push your lovers so far, before they're going to leave. How will the Akatsuki members cope during an unwanted separation? kisaita sasodei kakuhidan zettobi

Sakura Haruno's life is spiraling downwards. A boyfriend who doesn't love her, family issues and soul crushing insecurities. She finds solace and peace in a little bathroom stall that she has claimed as her own, but very soon that too is invaded by an infuriating boy who turns her world upside down. But why does he refuse to tell her his name? Or show her his face? NaruSaku.

What would happen when a boy hated by his own people was somehow brought to a world where friendship and love are the most powerful of magic? What would happen when that same boy finally finds a place where he is loved and appreciated despite his origins, species, and terrible burdens? Will he have the courage to choose one world, and forever leave the other? (ADOPTED!)

Itachi's last thought as he pulled back his covers and tucked both him and Sasuke in, holding the warm little kitten as closely to his chest as he could, was that maybe being in heat wasn't the worst thing in the world—at least, not if he had his little brother around. PWP, shota, ItaSasu, nekos. Don't like, don't read.

Fifteen ninja, not all allies, find themselves trapped in our world as cats. They decide to work together until they can get back to normal. But nothing goes as planned, especially when they're found by an anime fan. Eventual pairings.

Accidents happen to everyone, right? That's what Prussia tries to tell little Germany when he starts wetting the bed out of the blue. WARNING: Omorashi, bed wetting, diapering. Don't like, don't read. -Rated T to be on the safe side.- I do not own hetalia

drabble. Sometimes, Itachi just can't resist being a little cuddly. kisaita

AU where Deidara never defected from Iwagakure. Kurotsuchi is hurting inside, can Deidara save her from her pain? LEMON. Oneshot.

Deidara falls (or rather, explodes himself) into a lake and develops a fever. Sasori offers to take care of him in this mildly fluffy humor. No lemons...for now.

If an orphaned Naruto is revealed from the start as the son of the Yondaime, and that he is not the first container of the Kyuubi, how would life be for him then? Pairings Undecided. NOT NarutoxIno. They are siblings in this one. Naruto with original doujutsu. UP FOR ADOPTION

Obito Uchiha was supposed to die a hero's death. But desperation and dimension warping doujutsu were never meant to be combined, and the results send him somewhere- or somewhen- he didn't expect. The Sandaime finds a solution to two of his problems, and Naruto Uzumaki gains an older brother. [A time travel fic] [hiatus]

Sakura has to explain to her son why some men are "bigger" than others. KakaSaku. One-Shot. Complete.

A story in which Team Sevens members have a few bedwetting accidents. Pre-Shippuden times.

Chiyo pays her 'cute little' grandson a visit after 20 years. Please do not disregard the small note in the end!

Kyuubi's failed attempt in breaking the seal turned Akatsuki into adorable fiye-year olds thinking that Naruto was their Brother. Naruto is now stuck taking care of 10 tiny demons. Can Naruto survive this expirience and manage to stay sane? No Pairings. Rating risen to T because of Violence.

What Romania and Bulgaria do before, during, and after a meeting. X3 Human names used. Rated for Romania going nuts.

An arranged marriage. Female Hashirama/Madara. AU. Remix fic of the fic, Birdsong.

A very pregnant Germany wanders around the house and can't help wondering how prefect the day is. Warning: Mpreg

What if Itachi decided it's time to return to Konoha? What if he then met Naruko? You will find the answers in this story. Ita/FemNaru/Harem. Maybe lemons later.

As Madara watches Obito train, he finds himself musing on a certain aspect of his past.

Team 7 (Minus Naruto) meets their toughest mission yet...Naruto Uzumaki sick...

Reader is sick and is in need of a doctor. Spain, Romano, and N. Italy call up some people to help drag her sorry butt to the doctor's office!

Pein and Konan go to Konoha to check up on the Kyuubi Jinchurriki only to have their lives changed. Strong Naruto. Rated M for future reference.

WARNING. You guys, I'm serious. There's omorashi and or watersports in this fic! If you don't like, please, don't read! Thank you!

Itachi is his best friend, he'd do anything and everthing to protect him, even do the impossible. Strong! Smart! ANBU! Naruto, Innocent! ANBU! Itachi Good! Akatsuki.

Mainly the title just says it. Kiba gets help in more ways then one from Akamaru. Some drama, some funny parts, some beastly parts but surprisingly not that many lemon parts between Kiba and Naruto. But there are mentinos of sex. Read if you like. All for fun, nothing more nothing less.

The male members of the Akatsuki have finally pushed Konan over the edge, now it's payback time: in true Konan style.

Deidara's sick and feels awful, the only person he really wants right now is Sasori. SasoDei.

My Onyx version of Sand's story. But with Chocolate bars! The 3-4 year old Akatsuki cause trouble for team 7. Possible Sasusaku. Definite cuteness

Chapter 11: Coming Soon! After returning from a mission, Naruto discovers that his apartment block has been quarantined! With only one vacancy in the whole of Konoha, Naruto is forced to stay at the Inuzuka mansion. Emotions rage as these two ninja learn how to deal with love, heartbreak and each other. Warning: YAOI very explicit content.

After the battle of the valley of the end, the Kyuubi has only one choice to save Naruto's life. This though changes a lot of things, very much to the liking of one certain dog-using clan. Adopted from Tenko-sama. NarutoxKyuubixHanax? By the way I have a twitter now. Kyuubi16 or look for TheKyuubi16. Follow me to know my update schedule and such.

In a strange twist of fate, Naruto is sent back in time six months before the Kyuubi's attack. But why? Was it to change the past? To find out the truth about himself? To gain a family? He wasn't sure. He didn't think too deep into it, though. After all, Naruto is only six years old. Time Travel fic, gen.

Rather then dying at his brother's hands Itachi is instead sent to a world wholly unfamiliar to him, will he finally find peace within himself among the ponies of Equestria?

Naruto is a smart-mouth. He sleeps all day, aces everything, and has at least 500 victims to his verbal assaults. This is the tale of one Narcoleptic Genius and how he made his way through the world. Rated for my paranoia. On hiatus and up for adoption. See profile for details.

Full Summary inside. A story for Carrie2sky

Fugaku was walking home one night when he stumble upon a baby boy, left to die in the trash.

The real reason why Sasori hates waiting, with a rather humorous touch to it! xD One-shot.

About to get 'streamy' in the...around the house...WHEN WAIT! Sasuke needs to urgently tell his Naru-dobe something! Crack a durr NARUSASU naru:finally!

Being co-written with "SilverGold12"! Nagato, Konan, and the rest of the Akatsuki were forced to flee Amegakure after Yahiko's death. Nagato later find's out that he is related to the Uzumaki clan, and strive's to rebuild it. In the process, he create's a new Hidden Village, Akatsukigakure. Pairing's: NarutoXHinata NagatoXKonan

A few UA naruto oneshots of 'boring' car trips and the ninja suffering said bordom's way of solving the matter. By being extremely annoying. Also of summer activities. Rated T for language

Naruto flees Konoha with Itachi to escape abuse caused not just by the villagers, but also by his mother. What will happen when Naruto encounters Kushina, who is hell bent on getting him back, during the Chunin exams as an Ame shinobi?

It's the 10th October and Naruto spirits are low. The villagers finally get their hands on the demon vessel. Sasuke and Sakura are shocked at what they find, Kakashi and Tsunade are being secretive and Iruka and Jiraiya are worried. Can they all deal with the aftermath and help Naruto? R&R

Ever wonder what Sasori does with his puppets during his spare time? What happens when other Akatsuki members find out whats behind the mystery of Sasori? Read, find out and review. My first story, no flames please. I suck at making summaries - -"

Naruto's finally had it and wants to quit Team 7 and leave Konoha. However a pale eyed girl learns about his greatest hidden secret, and because of it, Naruto gets a new change of scenery in his life. Naruto's back and how will things change?

Itachi is 15 and Kisame is 27 but Itachi has a crush on Kisame. Feelings will be tested and rules will be broken as the two play a part in their battle. Kisame will battle to stay neutral while Itachi will battle to make him fall head over heels. Yaoi AU.

It's so hot at the Akatsuki base...is that why Deidara refuses to wear anything but his underwear? HIATUS

Yagura had no idea if he could just punch the dumb blond, or strangle him to death. Oh beter idea, Maybe both. /YAOI IF YOU SQUINT/

The final battle between Sasuke and Itachi turns out much more different that either of them ever expected. Brotherly Fluff sick!Itachi

Romania's life is hard. He's bullied at school and always comes home bruised. But what if the rumers are true? What if he is a vampire? -Fail Summary is Fail-

What if Hatake Kakashi had adopted Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto and raised him within the ANBU HQ? What if Naruto was smarter and stronger then he had led others to believe? and what if the Uchiha clan had not been massacred. And what secrets do 3 others hold.

When the Akatsuki's blond bomber falls ill Itachi reluctantly takes on the tedious task of looking after him due to Tobi's incompetence. How will Deidara react when he wakes up to find his sworn enemy sitting in his room? rating for Hidan's language only

After defeating Orochimaru and Kabuto, Sasuke leaves to Kill Itachi. But after stopping at Nekobaa's shop, he changes his mind on Killing his Aniki and now they're back in Konoha. Warnings include; Some AU, OCC, MxM, ItaSasu, Uchihacest, and mpreg.

If you're looking for an epic saga of raging hormones repressed by a military society, you came to the wrong place. This is just about some time Tenten and Naruto spend in a closet. Uncomfortable situations galore!

Also known as the J.A.D.E. Team. Or the Knights of the Nine? Jinchuriki banding together and making their own village

This was a gift fic for a Secret Santa on DA and I decided to post it here. They asked for what Sasori and Drocell might do for a night if they met. Hints of yaoi. Don't like. Don't read.

Gaara receives birthday presents from his most important people. But the gift he treasures the most can't be wrapped in shiny paper. A Gaara Birthday fic, VERY MILD suggestion of yaoi can be taken as friendship

Deidara returns for the last time back to his village. To give a small "gift" to it's Tsuchikage.

Sarah plays hooky in the Labyrinth

Due to the small amount of members the Akatsuki decide they need an heir. When Konan discovers she cannot have children, who will Pein turn to? Yaoi and Mpreg

What if Deidara was born a girl? The story of the secertly female Deidara's time in the Akatsuki and even her past. What will happen when a certian teammate Tobi discovers her secert? What will she do to protect herself? Please Read!maybe femdei/madara

Kakashi has a secret; he is actually a she! Fem! Kakashi age 18. Au… sort of…

What if one boy who was unloved, found a slip of paper that would change his life forever? Look out world, Naruto Uzumaki is ready to protect his precious people! NaruxKure,NaruxAnko, and OCxKyuubi. Rated M for future lemons and sexual themes.

"I was critically injured...by a circus midget?" "A rogue circus midget. Tiny but deadly." Wherein Sasuke is injured, Naruto force feeds him with an airplane, and Sakura tries to help him urinate but fails epically. SasuSaku with hints of SasuSakuNaru.

Naruto is a girl from birth but hides under the disguise of a boy. And having a friend willing to help her she managed to graduate tied for the top of the class. This story is being rewritten and republished, see author page for new version.

Being pulled over by a good friend of his father's was pure luck on Naruto's part...but it was the rest that he couldn't particularly comprehend. Warning: fem!Kakashi.

Gaara visits a beach and meets up with his old friend Naruto after not seeing him for months. Unfortunatly Gaara is faced with a problem after drinking one too many slushies and Naruto takes things a little further than expected. NaruGaa omorashi yaoi

Kakashi shouldn't have been chosen to look after them; no teenager deserves such undiluted torture - especially when in the face of a destiny altering problem! Crack-fic, chibi-fic AU/AR

A cute oneshot about little Sasuke who decides to creep on his brother, Itachi, while he is sick. Influenced by a short story manga on mangafox. Contains YAOI, BOYXBOY, INCEST, and the use of lollipops.. you've been warned!

Birthday party, Booz and a camera what could possibly happen? and why is Itachi in a dress? Rated M for well Hidan. Enjoy Please Review :3

Sasori leaves a sick Deidara home at the base for the day to complete a mission on his own, trusting the others to take good care of him as fellow comrades. What a mistake! The Akatsuki is sent into chaos when a head cold and fever get way out of hand

Part 1 of PaR. In which Naruto is pissing a rainbow, Sakura is quite possibly from the future, Sasuke is a horrible actor, and Kakashi is confused and utterly ignored. Crack-fic.

Purging poisons had never been so embarrassing and hard before and Naruto really hates his life.

Little Sasuke wakes up from a storm and decides to hide in his big brothers bed...

Kyuubi, Gobi and a wolf demon loses their children to Orochimaru. He leads them to Konoha where they steals 9 newborn children. Guess who? They adopt them, and raises them to be the best! Hanyou!Rookie 9

Ever wondered what Kakashi's whole life story was? What's behind the mask? A trip into Kakashi's childhood! From the point of being enrolled into the Academy and onward, it's ninja time, Kakashi Style!

Everything changes the day Deidara gets kidnapped by Orochimaru. Now impregnated with Kabuto's child, he doesn't know where to turn. Until the least likely person comes to his aid... yaoi, mpreg,lemon ItaDei,KabuDei, and other hints

As he held the still and small body in his hands, he shattered. (This is a one-shot. Any stories marked complete are done. Do not ask for updates.)

Sasuke has been weakened because of lots of horrible past event and lost of power. Is this a cause for his one-off 'nighttime problem' How will Naruto react to this? Naruto seme, Sasuke uke, bedwetting, NaruSasu, yaoi, fluff

It's kind of late. KakuHi! Not HiKona! Hidan got Konan pregnant! What! Just read please, it's good.

Naruto's hiding something and Sasuke is determained to find out. With ears and a tail Naruto's biggest secret comes out but will he cope? Yoai warning SausNaru. Also we iz not liking Sakura, sorry.

Naruto is about to get the mission of his life.

Kiba's Sleepover is caneled because of the rare snow. But someone comes home with him... who is it? One-Shot

For some random and inexplicable reason, Madara and Izuna turn into kids, leaving Hashirama and Tobirama to take care of them. But when Hashi gets sent to war, will Tobi hold up against a formerly evil toddler and his baby literally brother? R&R

MAYJER CRACK FIKSHIN! Naruto is a fox, Choji eats Hinata's intestines, Shino gives Tsunade 27 spoons to eat her tasty soup! The Sand Siblings are now the piggies on your feet! And Ino farts nuclear bombs! short, short, short but funny, funny, funny!

Side-story to To Love You. Shukaku is restless and plays a game of Go Fish with Gaara. Warnings: Pure crack and mild language.

Itachi won't be WEASLING his way out of this one...

October 24th. AKA Anko Mitarashi's birthday. What happens when she can't find Obito? He'll be there, right? ONESHOT. ObiAnko. Reviews keep my imagination going! R&R

Kyuubi is annoying as hell and Shukaku found a way to escape him...for a while

Alois enjoys licking people. Commence insanity, uncensored sexiness, and blood. Oh, and also lots of licking a la Alois. Alois/everyone, Alois/himself, Alois/priest/Druitt, Alois/Claude/Ciel/Sebastian

Madara and Hashirama are doing a list of what Tobirama is not allowed to do... TbiIzu/IzuTobi, HashiMada/MadaHashi

Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.

AU, pre-timeskip, no bijuu, no massacre, one-shot. Konoha is a village of ninjas who hunt demons. Naruto is a ninja with secrets. And tonight is the night of a full moon... Read, review, and enjoy!

Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?

After being sent to jail for blowing up Tokyo Tower, Deidara is sent to prison where he shares a cell with Itachi. Did I forget to mention Itachi has a thing for blondes? Rated M to be safe

Itachi x Deidara. Deidara is trying to sneak up on Itachi. What will Itachi do? Spur of the moment thing. Enjoy! Oh, and Itachi is a Neko. .

It’s Hidan’s birthday and Akatsuki gave him a suprise and made a cake... It all seems nice until the candle exploded...

Deidara has had a crush on Itachi ever since he first joined the Akatsuki. Pein comes up with an idea to help get Itachi and Deidara together. Rated M for yaoi lemon. Story request from black55widow.

Itachi and Fugaku Uchiha have Sasuke locked in a room with Itachi pinning him down. Mikoto hears the violent cries and screams of her youngest son. What else would a mother think? Oneshotx, not yaoi.

Zetsu and Zetsu get split apart and Black Zetsu goes on a mission leaving White Zetsu to stay at the base. There might be yaoi in later chapters and this will be multiple chapters depending on reviews

He was the only one who ever saved her.

Deidara is a five year old vampire that has been wrongly disowned by his clan, knowing him from an earlier fight the Akatsuki take him in one rainy night but what happens when his old clan wants him back? Non-yaoi. Chibi vampire fic.

Hashirama is determined to find out what Madara wants for his birthday, but the stubborn Uchiha keeps refusing anything. Can Hashirama break him down? GRAPHIC YAOI. HashiramaXMadara. Christmas Special

Minor Pein/Konan:It's that dreaded time of the year for the Akatsuki....Their worst enemy attacks silently in the night and leaves them all sick in the morning....The enemy is called micro-organisms... T for Hidan

Kisame is spending his birthday so far-alone. But what will his surprise be from Itachi? YAOI KISAITA

Sasori And Deidara has just started a relationship when Deidara discovers that he is pregnant! How will Sasori react? And how is this even POSSIBLE! SasoDei, mPreg

Deidara and Tobi are going back to their base after going grocery shopping, but much to their misfortune they are seen by Naruto,and his friends. How will they get out of this one?

Sasuke!You have a boner!""That? I just need to go out and do some training."Sasuke replied." No, that means that you need sex."" What's sex?"“That's what you get for leaving the village to go on a revenge rampage then learning about sex.Lemon Sasu/Saku

Seeing to the heart of matters – what would you do if you could read another’s heart? Use it against them, help them, or ignore them? The best of intentions can cause the worst results, and a person’s heart is the ultimate Pandora’s Box.

A curious Kyuubi no Kitsune kit, Naruto Uzumaki, one day brings home a kitten, Uchiha Sasuke. The two soon become steadfast freinds, until Naruto's parents are murdered one day. Will their friendship blosson into love, or wither into cold hatred? SasuNaru

Pein's invasion ends in a way nobody expected, and the infamous criminal disappears. Three years later Naruto becomes Rokudaime, Sasuke is accepted back into the village, and a redheaded man is found near Konoha. Can Nagato finally redeem himself?

Naruto wonders if Kabuto is more a dog or a cat. Friendship.

Someone dissects a fox demon kit. Kyuubi & her clan attack Konoha. Yondaimeis about to seal all of them in the Rookie Nine. Before he can finish, Sarutobi sacrifices himself instead. Watch Minato, Kushina & Yoshino raise Naruto and his 8 new siblings.

This is my 1st story about Konan leaving akatsuki and she wants to begin a new life on Konoha hope u guys like it :D

you will figure out if Deidara is, truely, a boy or girl.

Preliminary Rounds, Naruto Episode 48- Gaara is watching Lee and Gai interact, talking about how his gourde is dangerous. The whole time, not once do we hear Gaara's thoughts. This is why Gaara hates Chibi-Gaara, Shukaku, Temari, and Kankuro. Crack!Gaara

Have you ever wondered where ninja pee during missions? Kakashi 'teaches' the 101 to Naruto! Crack. R&R!

It's April Fool's Day and Naruto has finally gone too far! His teammates want to stop him and finally get some peace, but how do you prank the prank master?

very old, very short sasodei drabble, wherein deidara steals sasori's clothing. fluff oneshot

Perhaps Kyuubi's old fashioned, but he doesn't think that only a spouse should be there for you at all times; friends, too. So when Naruto's illness goes unnoticed and untreated for a month, the fox is quite unhappy with Naruto's "important people".

Sasuke a small rat, wishes he could be a human to love the boy who saved his small life from an angry cafe owner. Will he get his wish from a stranger to be with the blond? Or make the poor Blond's life a mess in the end?

this is why a weasel should not be allowed to keep weasels for pets XD itachi, a tiny bit of kisaita in the first part, and a bit of sasuke bashing as well! rated for hidan's language, as always

Sakumo makes a deal with Death to save his son's life. He's resurrected as a Reaper, collecting souls while trying to fix things with Kakashi. Will he earn his son's forgiveness, and what hardships will he face? sakumoXkakashi & other pairings YAOI INCEST

iruka has friends to share his problems with him now, will he get help with his daymare? it involes poop and farting so, yea

Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."

One-shot. Sasori has just been defeated by Sakura and Chiyo, right? Wrong.

basicly like 2 girls 1 cup but with kakairu. if u vomit easily or poop freaks u out dont read lol

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

The Suna elders mixed up Gaara's and Shukaku's chemical makeup leaving Gaara with some very strange after effects. yaoi hinting some naru/gaa and just all around cuteness please read and review oneshot

This is seriously AU.

Deidara always wondered why Sasori skipped lunch on Thursday... SasoriDeidaraOrochimaruHirukoKazekage/Orosasu Sasodei Twoshot.

After a strange encounter with a young boy, Lee finds that his life can get much worse than it is already. Now he's questioning his sanity and running away from a ten-foot tall fox that only he can see. What is going on in this town? -Finally updated-

What do the residents of the 'Little Pet Shop' get up to at night? Probably not what you expect! More crack because it owns my soul. NO PAIRINGS. That would be nasty.

Gaara,everybody's favorite insomniac,just got brought back to life after Shukaku was extracted out of him by Akatsuki.His first task?A good night's sleep. but can his siblings help him? Not so sure about good ol' Kankuro on that.

Deidara finds out it's Sasori's birthday. What kind of present is the blonde going to give his partner and lover? !Warning- Yaoi and lemon, don't like, don't read!

Ganondorf has something in store for Vaati, and in the end he turns to Link for protection. Unfortanatly, Ganondorf left enough of an impact to haunt the Minish boy for the rest of his life. Mpreg.

[SasuSaku] Need I explain myself?

Just a random songfic about Sasori and Deidara. Takes place after Sasori's death. Deidara finds that Sasori never truly left him. Sasodei one-shot songfic.

A.K.A: Madara's evil plan to have Itachi bear his man-children. Mpreg. Spoilers. Crack. MadaIta.

Gaara invites Sasori to go see shooting stars with him. Will new romances blossom? Or will eyedroppers ruin it all?

[Complete] It's Kabuto's birthday. Sasuke and Orochimaru attempt to make a cake... it doesn't go as planed.

It is Konan's birthday and everyone got her a present. But one particular present is somewhat fishy...

Just another boring day at Akatsuki HQ...wait...is that Kisame giving a speech? Why's Itachi deactivating his sharingan? Did Zetsu just...! What the HELL are Tobi and Deidara doing! Pure crack.

Stupid story about Deidara turning into a baby. Please don't read this.

Dogs can eat burritos. Akamaru eats burritos and gets a frenzy. How do you stop it? I don't know. All Kiba wanted was to live. 'I'm going to die before I get married won't I' Tiny bit of SasuSaku, but mostly some corney humor. Which is why I like it

Sasuke misses his brother after being kicked out of their home by their parents. Uchihacest

Naruto lost his eyesight at the age of four. However, he has learn another method to see and has lost all sense of fear. Watch as he makes a name for himself and a ability to make Konoha shine once again. Pairin undecided. Smart and Strong Naruto.

Oneshot - "You’ve turned my students into porn reading hippies Ji-ji!” Pre-Gaiden comedy in which Rin, Obito and Kakashi finally find the one thing that brings them together as friends. But will they remember? Minato/Jiraiya/Kakashi/Rin/Obito. Humor.

Kisame's having a bad birthday and Itachi cheers him up! ItaKisa and a bit of SasoDei and KakuHida Fluff!

A quick one-shot for my favorite shark! Happy birthday, Kisame!

Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.

It's movie night for the Akatsuki. Then a emo shows up. Hilartiy ensues.

Gaara decides that a little nap would do him good! But when he wakes up he's a cute mini and quite fluffy Shukaku! His siblings leave him with Sakura.. Maybe she can turn him back to normal? GaaSaku

Deidara has kept the fact that she is female under wraps for years. But when she finds herself alone with Sasori, who longtime crush, can she succeed in winning him over, or will it all go up in flames? SasoDei

Sometimes, sh-t just needs to happen for other sh-t to come out. Rated T for language and inappropriate humor.

Okay, so anyway, Kakashi is allergic to dogs. There you go. It's actually quite interesting. Please Review.

A pervert. A sociopath. A mastermind. And Naruto. All in one room.The story is dialog only, hopefully not too confusing Oneshot, Yaoi

Oh no Tobi has to go to the bathroom but someone is in there what is he going to do! Find out what happenends to poor Tobi! Of couse trouble will happen. : Warning swearing. Hidan's involved that's why.

A year after the Minish Cap manga, Vaati accompanies Link on a new quest to save the world. Together, they must gather the Secondary Elements...and come to terms with their innermost feelings. LinkxVaati.

Sealing a bijuu takes alot of effort especially if you're stuck in a cave with bats. Had to tone down the swearing but its still funny. Akatsuki vs nature. Mainly Hidan vs nature. But contains other members.

Title sucks. Blah. ItaSasu oneshot. Result of boredom and of having Weasel for a nickname. Seriously. Warning: BABY SASUKE CUTENESS XD

In which a fluff enduced Deidara and Tobi give each other baths. And the Akatsuki themed bubble bath soap.

After Kisame and Itachi are defeated by Jiraya and fail to capture Naruto, they begin to return to the base, but along the way, a chakra drained Itachi gets very ill. Slight KisaIta

Sasuke wouldn’t speak. He was a mute but everyone at school thought he was just being a punk who glared at everything and everyone he saw. No one understood him or his disability except for one who was dared to … Narusasu Rating may change

The Wind Mage Vaati, furious over his loss at the hands of Link, has just been invited to the Super Smash Brothers tournament, he went for revenge, will he get it? Or will something else intervene?

After being severly wounded, and bringing Sasuke back, Naruto is betrayed and banished from Konoha. Now, years later, he has his own village, and Konaha wants an alliance. Will Naruto accept? I know, nothing new, but it makes a good story. Hope you like.

What do Itachi and Temari have in common? Not much, other than psychotic younger brothers, an affinity for fans, and something to do with weasels. But maybe that's all they need. ItaTema fluff.

The annual Kyuubi Festival, and also Naruto's birthday. Not that anyone's ever cared, except for the villagers who like to torch him on this day. Things change when Sasuke and Sakura step in. Naru angst, Team 7 friendship fic

Through a twist in Jutsu, Shikamaru ends up baby sitting Naruto, Sasuke, Neiji, Gaara, Lee, and Kiba. Oh how troublesome....[now alittle bit longer!]

Sasuke and Sakura notice Naruto acting a little strange on a mission. When they find out why, they try not to laugh...too much.

Every one in the Akatsuki merly assumed that Deidara was a very feminine boy. But one rainy afternoon all of them would find out you should never make assumtions.

Kyuubi decided to teach naruto a transformation jutsu. Naruto is now a small ninetailed fox for some pretraining training. Naruto learns being a ninetailed fox kit smaller then a house cat is tougher then he ever imagined.

Sasuke's first word...

Itachi finally gets what's coming to him. He gets turned into a... CHIBI WEASEL! Veeery random and filled with Itachi induced fluffiness. Crack fic.

After so many years of plotting, Orochimaru has finally thought of an evil plan that might work! Find out what happens when it rains poop in Konoha! LOL

One morning Naruto falls alseep waiting for Kakashi...on Sasuke! He mumbles in his sleep and Sasuke sets out to investigate. Set 5 years after the valley of the end in a AU where Sasuke never left. NaruSasu....heh heh

Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.

Read the title foaks, since I'm soooo good at coming up with them. Itachi want's to know if Deidara's a dude or not, so he finds out and they have fun in the shower. Shameless, sorry.

Genin love IM. Jounin don't know a thing about it. What happens when the jounin find out about it, spy on the genin's chatroom, and make up a fake sn? [oneshot] [semi ooc]

Uchiha Sasuke did not tolerate fear. “ Sasuke… are you lactose intolerant?” Haruno Sakura had asked. Was he really? Or maybe this just one phobia he did not dare talk about?

Severel the leaf rookies, Neji, Lee and Gaara get turned into three year olds by one of Orochimaru's ninjas. Kankurou, Temari and Shikamaru have to take care of them. Or save the known world from them. Rated for language. !Dropped Piece, not updating!

umm...Naruto has fox ears and tail 1 day,how does his friends react,especially Sasuke?shonen-ai fluffy

Rated PG-13 for weird content....Dog decides he has to go to the bathroom....and triggers some very weird things...NOTE: My friend and I were on sugar and caffine when we thought of this...heh heh heh...

CatDog are still young, and Winslow, being low on cash decides to enter CatDog *or is that KittyPuppy* into a cute baby competition.