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Joined 06-06-13, id: 4770837, Profile Updated: 11-09-13

Name: Nicole

Age: Between 17 and 19 ...well that about sums it up.

Afilliation: Mostly a reader instead of writer

Loyal subject to Ultrawolfie

I had no control over this profile, Wolfie made me

Oh and my best friend is my dog! :D

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

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Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7342 - Favs: 9,655 - Follows: 6,929 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Upon My Honor by acrosseverystar reviews
"Promise you'll come visit again? Naga and I will miss you," she said into his shoulder. Iroh patted her back, releasing her from his grip. He crouched down a bit to be exactly eye level with her. "Upon my honor," he said.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Korra, Iroh II
The Lost Dragon Slayer by darkfire1220 reviews
Sting is a member of the Fairy Tail guild, who has been searching for his missing twin brother, Natsu, for 2 years. Following a lead in Hargeon, he meets Lucy, who longs to join Fairy Tail. But tensions rise as Dragon Slayers clash, leaving one option: Join together and uncover the mystery behind Natsu's disappearance to bring him home, or lose all sight of the Salamander forever.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 137,648 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Lisanna S., Lucy H., Natsu D., Sting E. - Complete
Years of Evelyn by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
The word "parent" was alien and incompatable with their own identities, because even Levy and Gajeel had trouble believing that two creatures as different as they were would be capable of combining and producing another human being.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,455 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete