For all of you who are interested, something about me;

Name: Although my pen name here is Lady Of Summer Haze, I prefer to be called by my nickname Kurokaze. Kuro-san, Kuro-chan, or just Kuro will be fine :D

Date of birth: 28-04-1990

Location: The Netherlands

Current occupation: PHP programmer for an insurance company

Fav bands/artist: the GazettE, D, AnCafe, D'espairsRay, DioDistraught Overlord, Cinema Bizarre, Versailles, Matenrou Opera, Within Temptation, Black Veil Brides, Nightmare, MUCC, UVERworld, Girugamesh, X Japan, Linkin Park, Nightwish, Metallica, Dream Theater, Simple Plan, Disturbed, Green Day, Sonata Arctica, Shinedown, Anberlin, Evanescence, Epica, HIM, Good Charlotte, Lordi, Blind Guardian, Story Of The Year, 30 Seconds To Mars, Placebo, Fall Out Boy, Ayumi Hamasaki, Seether, Iron Maiden, Apocalyptica, Bullet For My Valentine, Dragonforce, Dragonland, Delfinai, High And Mighty Color, Crossfade, My Chemical Romance, Alestorm, Flogging Molly, Gackt, Miyavi, Hyde, Malice Mizer, Nocturnal Rites, Plastic Tree, Escape the Fate, Kamelot, T.M.Revolution, Abingdon Boys School, Dir En Grey, Yellowcard, Lacuna Coil, Rise Against, Ayabie, Little By Little, Avril Lavigne, Dropkick Murphys, AN'S ALL STARS, L'Arc en Ciel, ON/OFF, Otsuka Ai, Red, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Lovex, Exist Trace, Deathgaze, Seremedy, Yohio, Breaking Benjamin, Thousand Foot Krutch, ViViD, Aldious, AND, A-Anonymous Confederation-, Black Line, Crossfade, Deluhi, Hoobastank, Kagrra, Kiryuu, LM.C, Lolita23q, Nega, Paramore, Sadie, Saosin, Screw, The Used, 12012

Fav anime: DN Angel, Inuyasha, Gundam Wing, Yu-Gi-Oh, Shaman King, MegaMan NT Warrior, Beyblade, Pokemon, Wolf's Rain, Fate/Stay Night, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Bleach, Naruto, Naruto Shippuuden, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Rurouni Kenshin, Karin, Vampire Knight, D.Gray-Man, Ouran High School Host Club, Darker Than Black, Makai Senki Disgaea, .hack//SIGN, Chobits, Loveless, Kuroshitsuji, Uragiri ha Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru, Nabari no Ou, 07 Ghost, Nyanpire, Poyo Poyo Kansatsu Nikki, Pandora Hearts, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Hakuouki, Pokémon XY

Fav manga: DN Angel, Yu-Gi-Oh, Shaman King, Death Note, Bleach, Doors of Chaos, Vampire Knight, D.Gray-Man, Loveless, Kuroshitsuji, Uragiri ha Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

Fav anime characters: Hiwatari Satoshi, Dark (DN Angel), Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Koga (Inuyasha), Duo Maxwell, Zechs Marquise (Gundam Wing), Marik Ishtar (good one), Yami (Atemu), Yami Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Chaud Blaze (MegaMan), Ray Kon, Kai Hiwatari (Beyblade), Kiba, Toboe (Wolf's Rain), Edward Elric, Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist), L Lawliet (Death Note), Hitsugaya Toshiro, Kuchiki Byakuya, Ishida Uryuu (Bleach), Yakushi Kabuto, Uchiha Itachi, Hatake Kakashi, Orochimaru, Uchiha Sasuke, Gaara (Naruto), Zane Truesdale, Atticus Rhodes (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX), Himura Kenshin (Rurouni Kenshin), Ren (Karin) Kuran Kaname, Kiryu Zero (Vampire Knight), Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu, Komui Lee (D.Gray-Man), Ootori Kyoya, Hitachiin Hikaru, Hitachiin Kaoru, Nekozawa Umehito (his "dark" version), Beelzenef (Ouran High School Host Club)

Fav colors: green, black, red, purple, silver

Fav animals: rats, wolves, tigers, falcons, (big)cats, dogs

Fav tv shows/dorama: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Charmed, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, The Sentinel, The Invisible Man, The Pretender, Fastlane, Bones, The Fugitive, Prison Break, Primeval, Numb3rs, NCIS, Threshold, Heroes, CSI, Mythbusters, Braniac, Top Gear, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Voyager, 24, Hanazakari no Kimitachi e, Hana Yori Dango, Vampire High, Total Drama Island, The Vampire Diaries, Once Upon a Time, Grimm, Nikita, Arrow, Hawaii 5-O, Mei-chan no Shitsuji, Code Blue, Ouran High School Host Club, The Blacklist, Merlin, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Fav movies: Blade, Blade 2, Blade: Trinity, Matrix, Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolution, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. Lord of the Rings, X-Men, X-Men 2, X-Men: The Last Stand, Van Helsing, Constantine, Stargate, Fantastic Four, The Brotherhood, The Skulls, Pokemon Movies, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Movie, National Treasure, Face/Off, The Rock, Tomb Raider, Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, Inuyasha movies 1-4, Fullmetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa, XXX, The Pacifier, Lost in Space, Harry Potter 1-8, Mission: Impossible, M:I 2, M:I 3, M:I 4, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz, Spirited Away, Babe, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, Stargate (1994), Stargate The Ark of Truth, Stargate Continuum, Naruto movies 1-3, Naruto Shippuuden The Movie, Twilight, Thor, Thor 2, The Avengers, Iron Man 1-3, The Hobbit, The Three Musketeers (2011), Ponyo, Disney Movies, Madagascar, Rio, Quest For Camelot

Fav books: The Dragonriders of Pern (Anne McCaffrey), Harry Potter (JK Rowling), Lord of the Rings Trilogy (JRR Tolkien), The Guardians of Time Trilogy (Marianne Curley), House of the Scorpions (Nancy Farmer), Exodus (Julie Bertagna), Wicca/Sweep (Cate Tiernan), Inheritance Cycle (Christopher Paolini), The Saga of Darren Shan/The Cirque Du Freak Series (Darren Shan), The Demonata series (Darren Shan), The Tears of Artamon (Sarah Ash), Memoirs of a Geisha (Arthur Golden), Goosebumbs (RL Stein), Charmed (various authors), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (various authors), Ring (Koji Suzuki), The Black Magician Trilogy (Trudi Canavan), Ender's Shadow (Orson Scott Card), Anita Blake Vampire Hunter (Laurell K. Hamilton), Twilight Saga (Stephenie Meyer), Alex Rider (Anthony Horowitz), The Morganville Vampires (Rachel Caine), The Dark Heroine Series (Abigail Gibbs), Vampire Academy (Richelle Mead), Nine Lives of Chloe King (Liz Braswell), House of Night Series (P.C. Cast)

Likes: things listed above, stars, the moon, dusk/night time, stuffed animals, reading books, listening to music, vampires, Asian food, Japan (everything, from the language and history to modern life and food), Egyptian mythology, baggy jeans (mostly Overseaz), Vans shoes, band shirts, going to concerts from my favorite bands, watching TV, writing fanfics, snow, rain (of which we have plenty here in the Netherlands :P), ice skating, rollerblading, my Nintendo 3DS XL and iPod Touch, drawing (though I'm not good at it), photography, nail polish, nail art, circle lenses, studying Japanese, my friends, piercings, tattoos, Takarazuka

Dislikes: spiders, pink, doing things against my will, preppy prissy girls, animal abusers, people who don't respect others, homophobes, cheese, raw tomatoes

Personal motto: Saru mo ki kara ochiru. (Literally: Even monkeys fall from trees.) It means that nobody is perfect, everyone makes mistakes. It's a Japanese proverb.

You can also find me on DeviantArt:

My name on Gaia online is Minawa Chiharu. Link to my profile:

Current song obsession: In the End - Black Veil Brides / Liar - One OK Rock

If you believe in protecting animals against animal testings on stupid things like shampoo, copy and paste this into your profile while starting a petition at your school and neighborhood and state!

If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me, Angelauthor14, xCeruleanMoon, Artistic Wolf, Lady Of Summer Haze

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Lady Of Summer Haze

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Lady Of Summer Haze

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Snowfur, Lady Of Summer Haze

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, movie, musical, anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with anime and/or manga, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites and keep buzzing in your ears, copy this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (pets count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, which is a lot, copy this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are an obsessed fangirl/boy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you will be saved when the Arockalypse comes, put this in your profile.

If you had that urge to want to sing "I Got a Jar of Dirt", copy this.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're over eleven and still watch Disney copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Lady Of Summer Haze

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!)

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you seriously want to be a vampire copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! (Oreo are next though :P)

I prefer solitude to company! Copy and paste this if you agree. (There are exceptions though)

If you'd prefer having an anime guy as your boyfriend then some one in real life, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (I'm the insane one...;P)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive), copy this into your profile.

If you have no life, enjoy anime too much, and people tell you you have no life, put this in your profile

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE! copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you hate prissy girls, paste this in your profile, even if you have an exception for one or two.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you want animals to take over the world, paste this in your profile.

If you are a chocoholic, paste this in your profile.

If you hate pink, paste this in your profile.

If you like to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile. (iPod Touch FTW!!)

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you actually read all of these, copy and paste this into your profile!

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. (kinda true though ;P)

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I like READING, so I MUST be a Loner.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.

I LOVE POKEMON so I MUST BE childish.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste add.

- I have LOADS of stuffed animals

- I get lost in my imagination a lot

- I write down my dreams

- I'm often staring into mid air, or not paying attention. Please excuse that.

- I'm a very shy person by nature, preferring to shut myself in my room and just work.

- Not sane

- Chocolate = addiction

- Rampages are daily exercises, nothing more

- Can't control myself from lots of stuff

- Drugs are gross. They make me sick

I have a name, an age and gender,

I read novels in class, does that make me a slacker or a nerd?

I don't have many friends, does that mean I'm anti-social or just shy?

I don't cry often, does that mean I'm cold-hearted, or that I can take what you throw at me?

I don't care about little things, but I get worked up about things matter, does that mean I don't care about everything, or I'm a spaz?

I'm a girl who's a tomboy, does that mean I'm girly or boy-ish?

I'm not always dolled up with makeup, but I do send time getting dressed, does that mean I don't care how I look, or I obsess with how I look?

I can talk non-stop, and I can listen to you forever, does that mean I can't shut up, or I never talk?

I swear, and I can have a damn good conversation with someone, does that mean I swear in every sentence, or that I talk like a textbook?

I'm not one sided, I have pros and cons,

I wear black, does that mean I'm goth, or I like dark colors? But I can see where you can get confused about who I really am.

Cuz I'm both.

Words to live by

- He who laughs last thinks the slowest

- Whoever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

- If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

- Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

- 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

- If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

- A day without light is, well, night

- Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

- Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

- If you're forced to choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before.

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.

- They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill many people.

- That which does not kill you postpones the inevitable.

- There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

- When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

- If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

- For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

- It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.

- Until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea.

- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

- None of us is as dumb as all of us.

- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak.

- Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

- Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

- If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

- The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first?

- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

- All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

- Don't waste your time on a man / woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

- No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

- Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

- There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

- Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

- We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

- Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

- An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

- It's no use crying over spilled milk.

- If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

More random stuff:

- One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

- Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

- Dyslectic Satan worshipers sell their soul to Santa.

- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

- If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

- I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

- When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.

- If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

- You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

- Heaven didn't want me and hell's afraid I'd take over.

- We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

- Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

- It takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and smack someone.

- Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

Best friends: Help themselves and are the reason your fridge is always empty.

- Friends: Would bail you out of jail.

Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you saying "God! Was that fun or what?"

- Friends: Have never seen you cry.

Best Friends: Would never tell anyone that you cried, just laugh about it in private when you're not upset anymore.

- Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

Best Friends: lose your stuff, but that's okay, you never returned the shirt you borrowed from them either.

- Friends: Only know a few things about you.

Best friends: Could write a whole embarrassing biography.

- Friends: Would knock on your front door.

Best Friends: Would walk in and say "I'm home!"

- Friends: Would be there to take your drink away when they think you're had enough.

Best Friend: Will be holding back your hair while you throw up in the toilet. After this, you won't get drunk again.

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity

5. You will put this on your profile

6. You still have a stupid smile on your face

Please Note:

CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED

Apparently, I told Santa that I have been good this year.

He died laughing.

Quotes:

Pirates of the Carribean (12)

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." (captain Jack Sparrow)

"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" (captain Jack Sparrow)

"Why thank you Jack." (Barbosa) "You're welcome." (captain Jack Sparrow) "Not you, we named the monkey Jack" (Barbossa)

"We're going to steal that ship?" (Will Turner) "Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term." (captain Jack Sparrow)

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" (captain Jack Sparrow)

"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'no'." (Barbossa)

Pokemon

"But you said you were too weak to work." (Misty) "Yeah, but a Pokemon battle isn't work." (Ash) "That's progress. At least his mouth is working." (Brock) (Pokemon the first movie)

"Did you see that?" (Meowth) "Of course, I'm not blind!" (Jessie) "That would've explained the hair..." (James) (Pokemon 6: Jirachi Wishmaker)

"Pokemon isn't about tests, it's about battles! hahahahahaha!" (Ash)

XXX

"I live for this shit!" (Xander Cage)

"A word with 4 syllables. Do you want some ice too cool down your brain?" (Yelena) "That's a good idea, why don't you scrape it off your heart? If you can find it." (Xander Cage)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"In every generation there is a Chosen One. She alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of Darkness. She is the Slayer." (Giles)

"Ooh, two points for the Slayer while the Watcher has yet to score." (Buffy)

"I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore." (Spike)

"Give a bloke a chance for his eyes to adjust. Damn fluorescent lights. Makes me look dead." (Spike)

Angel

"Is this the part where I say 'who's there?' and something creepy happens?" (Spike)

"Oh no, a ghost. Pfft. It takes a mite more to make me wet my knickers." (Spike)

The Sentinel

"Part of your job is to walk into a place and figure out what happened there. So is mine, but just that my places are usually a few thousand years vacant” (Blair Sandburg)

“Allright, look, Sandburg, this is a crime scene. I don't want you touching anything." (Jim Elison) “I know! I'm an anthropologist, I've been to excavations before!" (Blair Sandburg) "You know what? On second thought, stay out here!" (Jim Ellison)

“And, uh, what pray tell is that thing?" (Jim Ellison) “This is a Cree Indian fishing spear. I thought I'd give it a shot." (Blair Sandburg) “Oh really? Well, you'll be doing it downstream from me, Hiawatha, because I hate the sound of trout laughing." (Jim Ellison)

“C'mon, man. You've got the attention span of a gerbil." (Blair Sandburg)

"If that place blows, you're gonna end up in another zipcode." (Jim Ellison)

"Well, the way Sandburg navigates we'd probably be lost and mauled by a Sasquatch or two." (Jim Ellison)

"Your hearing is one of your greatest asset and if you've been only using it at half-speed, think of what you can do!" (Blair Sandburg) "Spend the rest of my life being tortured by dog whistles." (Jim Ellison)

"All right, my little guppy. You ready for your first fly casting lesson?" (Jim Ellison)

"The breadth of your knowledge never ceases to amaze me." (Simon Banks)

“Give me your coat." (Jim Ellison) "Why don't we use your coat?" (Simon Banks) "Because you're the Captain. You can afford a new coat." (Jim Ellison)

"You know, for a guy with hyperactive senses you can be really dense." (Blair Sandburg)

"What's that all about?" (Blair Sandburg) "I felt like I knew him from someplace." (Jim Ellison) "Yeah, me too. Cascade Zoo. Primate house." (Blair Sandburg)

"Yeah, that's our job. 'Neither rain nor sleet nor dark of night will stay these guys from making their appointed rounds'." (Blair Sandburg) "Isn't that the post office motto?" (Jim Ellison)

Gundam Wing/Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz

"Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!" (Duo)

"I may run, I may hide but I never lie. Duo Maxwell." (Duo)

"Here I am, mister nice guy, offering to fix your mobile suit with mine, but you just brush me right off." (Duo)

"Sorry, but this is it for me. Aah, what an unsatisfying way to die, I'm so uncool." (Duo)

"He just goes and puts a broken bone back into place. Man, that totally grosses me out thinking about it." (Duo)

"The best mechanics in the world couldn't fix things without the parts. Mechanics need parts for repairs, not like you with your leg." (Duo)

"Why did I even bother rescuing this guy in the first place? He's anti-social, thinks he is Evel Knievel and hardly speaks!" (Duo)

"Anyone who sees me has got a date with his maker!" (Duo)

"There goes another self-destruct system to waste." (Trowa)

"I understand if you want to kill me, but I might retaliate." (Trowa)

"Oh, man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he'll start saying that there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." (Duo)

"History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever." (Mariemaia Kushrenada)

Shaman King

"How rude! You knocked her block off, and you didn't even have the courtesy to yell 'heads up'!" (Faust VIII)

"Maybe I put him back together wrong." (Faust VIII)

"Anna can cry?" (Manta)

"Now that she's fully clothed, allow me to make formal introductions. Eliza, meet Yoh Asakura. Yoh, meet your doom!" (Faust VIII)

"If sleep was an Olympic event, he'd (Yoh) win a Gold Medal!" (Manta)

""Your friend thinks he can win the prize crown, but he has no hope whatsoever. He is a mere shadow of a true shaman and he will be the first in a long line to perish in my hands." (Ren) thinking "Step awaaaay from the psycho..." (Manta)

DN Angel

Growls at painting, clutching it tightly "Damn you! Let me inside of you! LET ME INSIDE OF YOU!" (Dark) "Ooh, Dark, that sounds so dirty! Talking to a woman that way! Unless...you're talking to me! I don't mind at all! Please, have your way with me! Come on, I'm ready and waiting!" (Toto)

Fullmetal Alchemist

"Tell him 'fine, there's no way that I'm dying before you, you morally bankrupt Colonel with a God complex'." (Ed)

"Who did you say was small like a grain of rice and doesn't show up in your eyes!" (Ed)

"Who did you say was a super-ultra short kid!" (Ed)

"Who did you call an ultra hyper midget!" (Ed)

"Who did you call miniature size!" (Ed)

"Who did you call a shorty who's so small that he's barely visible and hard to target!" (Ed)

"Who did you call a shorty that has to be looked through a magnifying glass to actually be seen!" (Ed)

"Who are you calling a bean!" (Ed)

"Who are you calling a super midget that makes you want to step on him!" (Ed)

"Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed?" (Ed)

"Oh yes, I'm so small that you can't see me amongst the grains of sand, like always!" (Ed)

"Who are you?" (Greed) "Pissed off!" (Izumi)

"What are you doing all of a sudden?" (Roy) "You're useless in the rain, so please stay back, Colonel." (Riza)

"Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all!" (Ed)

"Master Sergeant Feury, during your last physical examination we discovered a severe case of athletes foot... and we now believe that it is affecting your brain." (Riza)

Yu-Gi-Oh!/Yu-Gi-Oh! the movie

"Let me get this straight. You're going to defeat me with a cream puff and an elf?" (Kaiba)

sounding like Marlon Brando "I'm the Godfather of Games. Capisce?" (Joey)

"Listen up. Nobody but nobody calls me a nobody, ya bunch of nobodies." (Joey)

"Oh please old man. Anubis is gone. No one could return after suffering a defeat so thoroughly devastating as that. Well, no one but Kaiba, that is. I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?" (Pegasus)

"What, no hello, no how are you? I thought we were friends, Kaiba-boy. Don't tell me that kidnapping your little brother and seizing control of Kaiba Corp. has put a rift between us. It was nothing personal." (Pegasus)

"And my guess is that the card you're about to play is: Blue-Eyes White Dragon!... Was I right? I know I was right. Oh, please tell me I was right. I was right, wasn't I?" (Pegasus)

"Yugi! You can still turn this around. I know you can!" (Tea) "Uh... yeah, it only looks hopeless!" (Joey)

"I'm such a sensitiiiiivvve guy!" (Joey) "...When you're not being a pain..." (Tristan) "Which is... most of the time..." (Tea) "Ah, my adoring fans..." (Joey)

"This dream just gets weirder and weirder. It's almost as nuts as that nightmare I had about the monkey and that bowl of vanilla pudding." (Joey)

"Hmm. Blah-blah-blah. Don't you get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby!" (Kaiba)

"Just once I'd like to duel in a tournament for the thrill of it and not have to worry about who's trying to take over the world!" (Yugi)

"Great beast of the sky please hear my cry / Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight / Envelope the desert with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe / Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win / Appear in this Shadow Game as I call your name / Winged Dragon of Ra!" (Marik)

Kaiba looks at the Millennium Eye on his desk, and holds it up to eye level "What are you looking at? You think you can change my mind? I am not flying to Egypt. Look at me, I'm talking to some antique golden eyeball." (Kaiba)

"Alright, no more ms. nice Mai!" (Mai)

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

"You try to expel one kid, and the entire world turns against you." (Crowler)

"Jaden! It's awful! Chazz has disappeared!" (Syrus) "And that's awful, how?" (Jaden)

"Jaden's in deep trouble!" (Syrus) "Unfortunately, Syrus, that's the understatement of the year. The trouble isn't just deep; it's subterranean." (Bastion)

"In Ancient Egypt, one of the most powerful duelists was a Pharaoh named Abidos the Third. He was undefeated." (Banner) "Undefeated? Wow, he must have been something else. I guess it's a good thing he's not around today, because that record would go adios!" (Jaden) "Sure slacker, and then you'll beat Kaiba and Yugi too."(Chazz) "You think so? Thanks Chazz!" (Jaden) "It's sarcasm, moron." (Chazz) "Well, okay, but if you're going to change your name, you could do a lot better than Sarcasm." (Jaden)

"I can't believe I got detention again! Mom's gonna kill me." (Syrus) Jaden jerks a thumb at Chazz "Just blame Sarcasm back there." (Jaden) Chazz wraps Jaden in a headlock "The joke is old already!" (Chazz)

"tch tch tch, you-who! Where are you?" (Chazz) "Where's what Chazz?" (Jaden) "He means his mind, clearly he's lost it." (Bastion)

"Now I summon... Armed Dragon Level Seven!" (Chazz) "Wow, he's totally awesome!" (Jaden) "Stop admiring him!" (Chazz) "How can I not, he's too cool! Wanna trade for him?" (Jaden) "No I don't wanna trade! What's wrong with you Jaden? You should be cowering in fear!" (Chazz)

"Now I play Thunder Crash!" (Chazz) Ojama Yellow turns to look at the hologram of the card behind them "Uh guys, what's that do?" (Ojama Yellow) Ojama Black reads the card "Uh... says here that Chazz does 300 damage to Slade, for each of his own monsters he chooses to destroy." (Ojama Black) Ojama Yellow nervously "Did you say destroy?" (Ojama Yellow) "Boss, say it ain't so!" (Ojama Yellow, Ojama Black, Ojama Green)

Bleach

"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " (Ichigo)

"I see. So basically, you're a Shinigami? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie-- NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!" (Ichigo)

Inuyasha

"Inuyasha, sit boy." (Kagome)

"How could I forget? He's into dead girls!" (Kagome)

"Villagers shouldn't resort to violence..." gets a rock thrown at him "Surely if you voice your grievances..." gets more rocks thrown at him "Damn you people" (Miroku)

"What kind of sorcery is that?" (Miroku) "I think he's just beating the crap outta him." (Kagome)

"If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's irrational, it's impossible and it's against my religion." (Miroku) "You ought to be arrested." (Inuyasha)

"Blah, blah, blah. A guy starts to swing a big new sword around and suddenly he's lookin' for a soap box to stand on and preach to the world!" (Inuyasha)

"I don't belong to ANYONE! Get your hands off me!" slaps Kouga (Kagome) "That chick just slapped Kouga!" (random wolf demon)

"Gratitute doesn't come natural around here." (Miroku)

"Is that a talking head or am I imagining things?" (Miroku)

"Oh, wounded heart huh? Well, the best cure for that is vengeance. And the best way to get her (Sango) revenge is to find Naraku's castle. I'm gonna see if she remembers anything." Inuyasha gets a piece of wood trown to his head by Miroku "Now why'd you do that!" (Inuyasha)

"Inuyasha, your patience with this creature is astonishing to me. You protect her, indulge her, even seem to love her." (Sesshomaru)

"Hey, get your mind out of the gutter and concentrate on what we're suposed to be doing." (Kagome) "Gutter! Yeah, as if! You're the one who's jumpy and intend on pressing flesh!" (Inuyasha) "Ah, so you did have your mind in the trash!" (Kagome) "I was minding my own business!" (Inuyasha) "You were hitting on me." (Kagome)

"Prepare to die Naraku." (Miroku) "My apologies for not obligeing you, but all I'm prepared to do is to gather the jewel shards." (Naraku)

"I'm going to use the shikon jewel to become a full fledged demon. Then Midoriko's soul can rest in peace." (Inuyasha) Inuyasha gets thrown out of the cave "Looks like the people who talk of the shikon jewel in selfish gain get thrown from the cave." (Miroku) "That must be Midoriko's version of sit." (Shippo)

"You're so beautiful, yet so tiny. It would be a first for me, but I'm certainly willing to try." (Miroku) "Try what?!" (Sango) "Aah...nothing." mutters to himself "Resist all temptation." (Miroku)

"Now, was that aimed at me?" (Sesshomaru)

Naruto

"Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die." (Kakashi)

"No, you don't get it, that's why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?" (Kakashi)

"Go away. You don't interest me at the moment." (Itachi) "Well, get interested!" (Sasuke)

Rurouni Kenshin

"Ugly? I'll have you know they call me The Rose of Martial Arts around here!" (Kaoru)

"If you require an opponent, I will fight you. If you want to taste the ground, feel free to attack me." (Kenshin)

"I don't want to cause a lot of injuries unnecissarly. All those who don't like visiting the doctor should retreat now." (Kenshin)

D.Gray-Man

"Sennen ko ha sagashiteru

Daijina hearto sagashiteru

Anata ha atari tashikameyo" (Road Camelot)

(The Millennium Earl Is Searching

He Is Searching For A Precious Heart

Let's Check To See If You Are It)

Stargate Atlantis (thanks to Jammeke's fanfic of SGA quotes)

“I’ve found a ZPM!” (McKay) “Well, that’s great. Where did you find it?” (Weir) “In the Power Room.” (McKay) “Rodney. That’s our ZPM. We placed it there ourselves.” (Weir) “Oh really?” (McKay)

“So, what’s a poodle again?” (Teyla) “Um, it’s an animal. A ridiculous one, actually. It’s small, a little dumb and it’s very spoiled.” (Sheppard) “You mean like Rodney?” (Teyla)

"So, this must be weird. Being on a planet like Earth..." (Weir) "Oh, I'm quite comfortable already. Your president reminds me of my cow." (Teyla)

“Hi Kolya. What, are you going to kill me again?” (Sheppard) “No, I’m going to cut your hair.” (Kolya) “How many weapons do you want? Do you want Atlantis too?” (Sheppard)

“Oh Rodney! You fainted! (Sheppard) McKay shoots him “Oh Sheppard! You died! (McKay)

“Sheppard!” (Kavanagh) “That’s Lieutenant-Colonel Sheppard for you, mister.” (Sheppard) “I don’t have time for this! My lab is on fire!” (Kavanagh) “Actually, it’s Lieutenant-Colonel Jonathan Steven Paul James Sheppard.” (Sheppard)

“Sheppard. I need you to wake up, son.” (Beckett) “Don’t want to. I don’t want to wake up in the infirmary again…” (Sheppard) “You’re not in the infirmary, son. You’re lying in my bed.” (Beckett)

“It is a disaster. The city will explode in about ten seconds. Including everyone in it.” (McKay) “Just look at the bright side of things. Kavanagh and Caldwell are in the city.” (Sheppard)

“I am Teyla Emmagan, daughter of Tagan.” (Teyla) “He is Sumner, son of a bitch.” (Sheppard)

“Where is earth?” (Wraith Queen) “Take the first milky way, then go left and when you see Venus, you must turn around and take the second roundabout. Earth will be on your right hand.” (Sheppard)

“Great… I’m stuck in a Jumper. What do I do now? Hyperventilate? No, I need to faint first- I mean, I have to slip into unconsciousness first.” (McKay)

“Lieutenant-Colonel Sheppard. How are you?” (Kavanagh) “Could you move a little to the left, please? A little more… That’s it. You’re out of my sight. Now I can honestly say I’ve never been better.” (Sheppard)

“I say we just throw Kavanagh off a balcony…” (McKay) “That’d be dishonouring the balcony… We do not want unnecessary victims.” (Sheppard)

“This noise, is it a fire-alarm?” (Teyla) “No, that would be Rodney, taking a shower.” (Sheppard)

“John? What happened?” (Weir) “Ok, so… I was teasing a few people… No one in particular, but McKay got pissed… and tried to hit Zelenka, who managed to avoid his fist. Unfortunately, he then hit Kavanagh, who pushed McKay off a balcony. He kind of landed on Caldwell, who was standing underneath the balcony and Caldwell exploded, his lungs suffocating Mannering, who was standing beside him, because they flew right into his open mouth and then into his- Ahem, well… Caldwell’s legs landed on an old ancient device, which made the Power Room explode and everyone in it… This caused the North Pier to collapse and- Um, did I forget something? You are staring at me like I’m some kind of lunatic…” (Sheppard)

“Oh my God, I ascended! I did it! I am so freaking good… Shit, I left my nose behind.” (Teer)

“I think I want to attempt suicide… I’m depressed.” (Scientist 1) “Sure, tell Sheppard his hair looks bad and get it over with.” (Scientist 2)

“What happened? Where am I?” (Sheppard) “You forgot the ‘how long was I out?’” (Beckett)

“I think I’ll call you No One.” (Sheppard) “Why?” (Wraith) “So that I can tell Elizabeth everything is fine and that No One killed Rodney…” (Sheppard)

“Bloody- Colonel! What the hell are you doing in the water?” (Beckett) “I was (gulps) trying to (gulps) bring Elizabeth a serenade (gulps) when I realised… Never mind- get me out of here!” (Sheppard)

“You, Atlantean! Stand still!” (Genii soldier) “Me? An Atlantean? No, I’m a… Genii. Just like you. See? I wear the same uniform you do.” (Sheppard) “You are not wearing my uniform.” (Genii soldier) “Duh! Because you are wearing it at the moment. How can we possible wear the same one at the same time?” (Sheppard) “That makes sense. You are free to go.” (Genii soldier)

“We are under attack.” (Sheppard) “The Wraith? The Genii? The Replicators?” (Weir) “Worse. McKay and Zelenka who haven’t had their coffee this morning…” (Sheppard)

“Er- mister Wraith? I am out of bullet’s. Could we continue this fight any other day?” (Sheppard) “Sure, let me get my agenda. Let’s see, I’m free on Monday the 14th. What about you?” (Wraith)

“We have received word that Acastus Kolya is still alive.” (Weir) “Still alive? Don’t you mean ‘alive again’” (O'Neill) “I’m pretty sure I killed him last time, but- He keeps coming back from death.” (Sheppard) “Oh, don’t you hate it when that happens!” (Jackson)

“Oh yeah, I’ve got super powers now! I have the ability to read minds!” (McKay) “Cool, what am I thinking?” (Sheppard) “I was talking about reading minds...” (McKay)

“I might be dead, but I will bloody reincarnate as a wraith to suck the life out of the producers who did this to me! Muhahaha!” (Beckett)

"s'cuse me, why am I lying her?" (McKay) "You have an arrow, Rodney, in your gluteus maximus." (Beckett) "Oh, well, that sounds painful. Gluteus maximus... gluteus maximus... Oh my god, that's my ass, isn't it!" (McKay) "Aye..." (Beckett)

"How come I never make friends like that?" (Beckett) "You need to get out more." (McKay) "We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?" (Beckett)

McKay is wearing an Ancient personal force field generator "I'm still trying to understand how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony." (Weir) "Oh, believe me, that's not the first thing we tried." (McKay) smug "I shot him." (Sheppard) Weir gives him "the look" "In the leg!" (Sheppard) "I'm invulnerable!" (McKay) "Aren't you the one who's always spouting off about how proper and careful scientific procedure must be adhered to?" (Weir) smug "In-vul-nerable!" (McKay)

"You have no idea which way to go, do you?" (McKay) "Just trying to get my bearings." (Sheppard) "Translation: 'I'm lost'." (McKay)

"The technology on this ship is far more advanced than the Olesians." (Eldon) "How ironic, then, to have been shot down by the cast of 'Braveheart'." (McKay)

"How could something as big as Atlantis just sink?" (Ford) "I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same thing." (Sheppard)

"How are you?" (Weir) "Oh, I'm mutating into a bug. How are you?" (Sheppard)

"Converting the human body into energy and sending it millions of lightyears through a wormhole. Bloody insanity!" (Beckett) "Come on, how often do you get to travel to an alien planet?" (McKay) "I was already on an alien planet!" (Beckett)

"Nobody gets hurt. That's my vote, and my heartfelt recommendation." (Beckett) "You want to hide." (Sheppard) "Well, we could call it strategic concealment." (McKay)

"Alright. Like I said, as far as I can tell, he's as healthy as a horse. I'm clearing you for active duty." (Beckett) "Are you insane? Look, I need to be put under guard. Who knows what I could become?" (McKay) "What are the chances it could make him more pleasant?" (Weir) "Oh, thank you!" (McKay)

"The dots don't tell us much about who's who. How do we know which one's the Major?" (Beckett) "He'll be the dot taking out the other dots." (Ford)

Cat Quotes

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." (Anonymous)

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." (Anonymous)

“In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, he gave him the cat.” (Warren Eckstein)

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." (Winston Churchill)

"For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat." (Anonymous)

“One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one- upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do.” (Barbara Webster)

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." (English proverb)

"You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals." (George Mikes)

"There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person." (Dan Green)

"Beware of people who dislike cats." (Irish proverb)

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." (Unknown)

"How we behave towards cats here determines our status in heaven." (Robert A. Heinlein)

“If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.” (Mark Twain)

That's all folks! Hope I didn't bore you too much with my insanely long profile page :P

Lady Of Summer Haze