When Phantom Skye visit's Vaughn's dealership for some fun, he gets more than what he bargained for.

Summary: Vaughn was abandoned when he was young. In a random act of kindness, he takes in a homeless girl who is devastated by the loss of her family and constantly cornered by men. Will Vaughn succumb to his desires, or will he save her? Rated M in case.

When you mix the characters of Hetalia with myths/stories from around the world, you get Mythtalia. A collection of myth/folk tale/fairy tale/ every day story parodies, please read and review. Rated T just to be safe. updates are sporadic depending on requests, what i read, and interest level.

No matter how many times he told her to leave him alone, no matter how many times he insulted her, no matter how many times he hurt her, she would always still smile. Harvest Moon Magical Melody: Tina x Jamie

{ UNDER CONSTRUCTION } Matthew's gaze was always on the guys. He never found girls attractive. When he accidentally confessed his love to one of his classmates, it's the end of the world for him. Now Matthew is in a new school with a new personality. Full summary inside.

You are sent to the world of Hetalia during a storm! How will you return home, that is if you want to? This is a reward for my readers because I recently made it to 25,000 hits! THANKS GUYS! This more or less HetaliaXreader. I will be posting weekly. :D!

Scorpion and subzero fight but then in the middle of it THEY FALL IN LOVE. written as a request from friend

crap title is crap. I used a yaoi fic generator. so its america x vampire!canada, lost in the woods, and somehow involves a lollipop somewhere. so yep. lemon foreshadow, impossible amounts of ooc, and AU.

when Iggy accidentally turns Canada into a girl things get a bit crazy, Prussia is invading Mattie's vital regions, America has a brother complex, France is flirting, England is being tsundere, and everyone else is thrown along for the ride. poor Mathew.

Party at The Felt mansion! You got invited and you're there with your BFF Sn0man! Now everyone's playing a game of chance...All night in Heaven with one of 22 guys! How bad could this be? Includes: The Felt, The Midnight Crew, and Team Sleuth! Rated T to be safe...rating may change later on!

America lies and tells England he's pregnant, but in reality he's just getting fatter from eating at all the new frozen yogurt shops that have opened up recently. M-preg parody, UKUS, crack.

England gets tired of America never letting him top, so he uses his magic to temporarily turn America into a girl. With the help of England's magical friends, they teach him a memorable lesson about the importance of bottoming. AWWWWW. USUK and UK/femUS, crack. Also, there's some smut.

Scorpion/Johnny slash. Johnny's beginning to realize that he's more affected by Scorpion's absence than he'd like to think. Rating applicable.

You wanted a Garry and Ib fic, I give you this. Contains rape and character death. And I own nothing.

Zeus always finds a new mate for himself- this time it's Amaterasu, a Japanese goddess. So what does Zeus do? "Greece! Become friends with the Japanese mythical creatures!" ...And that's why he's stuck here. And he's not enjoying it. Giripan seme!Japan

USUKUS. When England adds the extra event of a Masturbation Marathon to the Olympics, extremely religious!America ... who is also very homophobic ... tries to say he's sick to get out of it. TOTAL CRACK.

Description inside. Selena x Kevin Let's go with T just to be safe may change later

Ok so this is about the rape of sasuke, don't like, don't read. i may continue if you all want me to. just let me know in your comments. suggestions are accepted and appreciated. sadly i don't own anything to do with naruto

Take the path marked with white powder down a delicate road of submission and addiction. This is a new life. Drug use, slash, dubcon

America and Canada are at the mall and find themselves at Spencer's Gifts. In the adult section! They joke about the things there and have a lulzy time. But then America sneaks a couple of the items home with them ... Silly, cracky AmCan!

Little Peter gets chosen to taste the magic popsicle

I am taking Harvestmoonaddict's 100 theme challenge. The character? Only the most bestest awesomest character of them all!: Luke! :D Credit to Harvestmoonaddict

SlickxDroog ficlet written for the Homestuck kink meme. Ignore the "romance" listed in the tags - this is pretty much a PWP.

Lovino never thought he might like the idea of having a babysitter. M for yaoi, cursing, Toni being his normal pedo self. SpaMano, GerIta. Human Names used.

When Italy tries to leave Germany, Germany suddenly snaps. He takes Italy as his prisoner and beats him without mercy. But Germany is so scared that if he lets him go...Italy will never come back. Slight Master Germany x Slave Italy , M for later chaps

Scorpion/Johnny slash. Johnny's sure he's in hell and the ninja who's taken over his afterlife wouldn't want it any other way. Warning: non-con-ish

Canada helps his boyfriend sneek into a world meeting, but what happens when hiding under the table get's boring? Well... Something Canada isn't too happy about. Rated M for Yaoi and Public Sexual Acts

It's been nine months since England and America last saw each other, and England is absolutely desperate for a good rough shag. But America is taking his sweet time. Sexual frustration ahoy! USUK, smut towards the end.

Toris winds up working in a large mansion as a maid! Who could his new master be? And will the experience be enjoyable with his fellow maids? Includes: PrussLith, Spamano, FrUK, and GerIta. YAOI! LEMONS! 1st installation in my "Maid for Service" series :3

Fritz is trying to teach Prussia how to play the flute. However, Prussia has other ideas. Fritz/Prussia. Rated for smut.

Rumors fly fast in small towns. That's why you were never supposed to do anything to make you the topic of conversation. Too bad Ash was never one for subtly and Cam just didn't care. Cam/Ash. Rating may go up.

COMPLETE. Sodomite England wants extremely religious!America very desperately. But buttsex isn't easy when America is so very homophobic. Jesus is such a cockblock sometimes. America's POV and labeled Spiritual for the lulz!

CRACKY UKUS! America uses a Shake Weight to train for the Olympics. And we all know what THAT looks like. England sure does, so America comes up with a stupid but sexy plan to cost England his medals after he learns a secret from other countries ...

"Hey Germany ! Let's take a shower together!" ItalyxGermany Rated M to be safe.

CRACKY AmCan! America and Canada find an abandoned tank during WW2. And have sexy times in it. While calling the enemy Axis on the radio and forcing them to listen. An epic trolling and lulz ensue.

She can't take it anymore, she can't stand it. ive been practacing my wirting my english teacher helped me

America is forever alone on Valentine's Day, so he spends it masturbating while thinking of England. Well, that was his plan, at least. But annoying interruptions keep ruining his special alone time! America's silly POV for the lulz.

This is threesome request for TheNeonPinkZebra it is a PrussiaXReaderXGermany. I hope you al enjoy!

SUPER CRACKY USUK! America is too rough during sex and accidentally gives England an anal prolapse. England is pissed. However is a hero to make it up to him? America's POV for the lulz.

Just what you're looking for. Smutt/Lemon Bondage, Role Play, and other sexy, naughty, nosebleed inducing things

What happens when a mentaly unstable Canada has his diary read to the entire world? Not a pretty picture. Disclaimer: i do not own Hetalia or the characters. Rated M for yaoi, drug use, Mpreg, some swearing and a surprise at the end.

UKUS. Fun fact: alcohol ingested via the rectum is absorbed directly into the bloodstream, making you extremely drunk in record time. America knows this, and during a night of drinking and body shots, asks England to help him experiment with it.

This is an out of random chatroom type fic I started. This is an all text story that will have multiple chapters, idk if it will ever end though...anyways it inculdes Allies and Axis as well as some others in my Top 12. T for language.

Canada and France accidentally end up sharing a hotel room together. They watch bad porn, reminisce about Canada's awkward discovery of sex, and eventually have le sexy times. Silly Franada.

This is a SwedenXFinland fic request I didn't realize I had for Gender-NeutralChibiThing. I'm so sorry for the wait! Please forgive me!

Chelsea had enough money to build the bridge to the jungle, but she has to explore it. What happens when she gets trapped on the island with a hot wild jungle mad named Shea for the night?-Rated T in case. Bad summery :P

Due to utter bordem I decided to bring my favorite anime characters together for an interview and who asks the questions? YOU dear reader! Rated M for possible yaoi :3

A young adolescent Rome runs into a young adolescent Germania. The thing is, Rome is just starting to enter into that stage when his hormones outweigh his logical thinking. RoGer

Tino is giving birth but something else comes out while he's doing that. Mentions of past MPreg, language, Mpreg, and home birthing. Continuation of my other fics. Don't like don't read, any flames will be given to Russia to roast marshmallows.

Here he was. Victoria's secret. Buying lingerie of all things. Can Ludwig face his embarrassment in a this store to buy something sexy for Feliciano? Rated M for later chapters and adult themes.

Harvest Moon creepypasta. Horror/Supernatural/Angst... maybe parody? I don't know. WARNING : VERY SHITTY.

This is a Canada/Drk. CanadaXReader, for TheFightinIrish123. I hope you all enjoy this rather...hot / fic. I hope it's not too OOC though I did say it was Drk. Canada...anyways, I love reviews.

America really should learn to knock. Canada topping Russia but still on the bottom. Dirty talk, BDSM, Crossdressing.

Van didn't want to be the only one left but as a human his survival instincts kicked in and he had stayed at the spot that he had crawled to between the pews. This was it, he would die here. He would either starve or get murdered by Frosty the snow man.

Great. Not only am I being forced to live in a new house, because I'm too old for the orphange, but I'm being forced to live with a granny, a quiet man, an explosive art nut, a psycho masochist, and a red haired stiff. AU, coarse language Discontinued, sorry

Matt and Gil are sexy, fun boyfriends who just love getting kinky. Cute romance, bondage, etc. Descriptive sex scenes. CanPru yaoi

NON-CON. Russia is creeping on America hardcore. America is not amused. This is actually supposed to be a humor story so enjoy my ticket to hell!

"Gilbert, does this say 'blowjob?" Christmas Prustria oneshot.

SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.

France blackmails Canada into telling him a private, saucy story about him and Italy. Silly Canada/Italy fluff.

This is my sequel to Indigo Love. If you don't like the idea of Kaito in a maid outfit, dun read, okies? Please review

England wants sex, but America is too cold. So he creates the greatest American invention ever ... the Snuggie! And has sex while wearing it. Written for the lulz. UKUS, in that order.

Canada goes to a world meeting, forgetting his glasses in his hotel room. Prussia sees the vulnerable, quiet boy as an easy target to release some sexual tension since he's rendered defenseless without his perfect eyesight. Warnings inside. Updated!

Matthew Williams was a regular citizen of a small seaside village. So why was it that he was the one that had to get kidnapped by pirates?

Akari and Chase have been going out for 2 years now and it's high time they kick it up a notch, when things start to go well for the couple, Chase does something unforgivable. ChasexAkari, IgnisxAkari REWRITE

Parenthood is hard, simple as that. Canada and Netherlands figure out the hard way to juggle love, work and their child as she grows. Warnings: Mpreg, Matthew swearing at a police officer and Netherlands *not* crying.

This isn't in Swedish. I promise.

America goes to please England but gets a nasty surprise! A whole mouthful. De-anon from the LJ kink meme.

Kaito and Gakupo finally realize their love I'm so excited 3

I have to do anything Deidara says for seven days to do this jutsu I want. However, he has certain things in mind that I don't know about. OC & Multi pairings WARNING: LOTS OF LEMON & SOME YAOI. Includes: Kaku, Hida, Dei, Sas, Tobi, Ita, Kisa, and Zetsu

I cut out the whole "Orochimaru sending people to escort Sasuke" jive and went straight to Naruto vs. Sasuke and the on to the you-know-what. Anyway, I hope you enjoy! Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters. If I did...XP

Japan totally ships USUK, so to indulge his fantasies, he pays a cash strapped America to have sex with MochiEngland in front of him and video tapes it. AmericaXMochiEngland, CRACK, I am going to hell for writing this.

Lumina has always been preassured to do as she is told by her family: to keep up appearances, to be polite, to be perfect. But even sweet Lumina has a rebel side, and although only Rock knows it, fate has a funny way of dealing with secrets. ***LEMON***

England, America, Canada, and France all go to a bar together. America drinks the most, becomes a very silly drunk, and the end result is sex. Lemon, CanUSUK. Yes, all three at once.

France is hosting a Halloween party at his house. The catch is he gets to pick what everyone is wearing. Poor Matthew is forced to wear a dress and is coveted by a "vampire" Holland. Neth/Can

In all honesty, Romano was much too old to need a babysitter. And Spain should have seen this coming

Pooh has been waiting for Christopher Robin to return for him for over three years now, so what happens when on an ordinary day, Christopher suddenly returns... with another person? HOMOSEXUALITY! IF YOU DON'T LIKE, PLEASE DON'T READ! :T

CRACK SMUT. America gets really turned on by food. England gets really turned on by America. Super cracky foodplay smut, written for lulz in America's totally awesome POV, dudes. USUK / UKUS. Yes, both.

Chase starts to have feeling for Molly, but does she feel the same about him? or does she have someone else she likes already? Not only that, but it appreas that Molly thinks Chase is a girl! My first actual story.

Anissa knew that no matter how many times she asked him...he would never apologize for what he did. Jin would never come to have an ounce of guilt for the terrible, sinful act that forever bloodied his hands.

Prepare yourself, cuz your favourite farming sim is about to go BADASS.

CRACK. A very confused America spies on England getting kinky with his magical friends. Is it masturbation or an orgy? Depends whether or not you believe ...

Chelsea was nervous the first night she got into bed with new husband, Shea, but finds she needn't have worried THEN. Now, the next evening has arrived, and she's got way more on her plate than she thought she would! Shea/Chelsea LEMON

COMPLETE. England overhears America's VERY inaccurate version of his Revolution, so he reminds America of how he used to own him. UKUS dubcon in that order, emphasis on the dubious. It starts off with humor but becomes smut because England is a pervert.

Commission type thing for Sociopathy. Contains Yaoi, non-con, nondescript lemon -w-d ...Ignore the title, ja?

Matthew shows up at Holland's hoping to surprise him with his visit and throw in some surprise kinky kitty sex but things don't always go according to plan. Sometimes you just have to improvise. Neko!Canada/Netherlands Smut

"M-mister Russia, I-I said I w-was sorry!"

This is a Netherland/Canada fic where Matthew lost a bet with Holland and has to sit through a meeting as Holland plays with the controls for the vibrator he has in.

Ludwig x Gilbert, of course. The war wasn't going well, so Prussia goes to get a beer from the kitchen and finds Germany. LEMON. maybe do a second chapter? but that's it.

As usual the Witch Princess is up to no good. She commits a devious plan on ruling over Sunshine Islands, or was devious a misuse of words? Let's watch as her "brilliant" plan swirls down into chaos, like switching everybody's bodies!

Netherlands comes home after a long day wanting to do nothing more then hide away in his room till the end of time. The idea sounds even more apealing when he finds a cute girl waiting for him. Netherlands/Canada Not a gender-bender! Cross-dressing

Yaoi, CanUS. America runs his mouth and needs some sweet, sweet free Canadian health care. Written from America's totally awesome POV, fellow heroes. Don't be daunted by the length, because you know you like it long.

Iceland asks Norway a simple, logical question, and good ole Norge has no choice but to give him "The Talk." ABSOLUTE CRACK. T for... umm... something.

Fear the ocean, fear the sea, for beneath the waves sirens search for thee. With lyrics they call you, with voices they draw you. And with their sound, they drag you down.

A photographer enthusiastically takes on a challenge brought upon her by the very perverted who is known as Jamie. Will the rivalry soften and eventually grow into an epic love story of it's own or will it end tragically? Who knows? It is Jamie after all.

"L-Luke what're you doing" "but its to hot!" "luke?" "yes?" "it's the middle of winter."

Gilbert had come to the conclusion that Matthew was an absolute bore. Unfortunately, far from being irritated by this, Matthew had agreed with his statement. So this birthday, Gilbert had decided to change up Matthew's routine... Pr/Ca/NL PWP

Sadiq has been wondering somthing about Gupta. Turkey/Egypt. Rated for implied sex.

He was lovely, in both looks and personality. And Arthur would be damned before he let anyone corrupt Matthew.

Shea wants something from Chelsea.

Finland get's a little surprise from Sweden

IoH. A snobbish food critic, and a clueless jungle boy... Pierre, Shea, and the many shades of their oddball relationship. A series of alphabet vignettes.

A couple of days after their wedding, Chelsea wants to do something for Pierre, and let's just say he's a little more than hesitant to comply... Can he stop her? As if! IoH oneshot, Pierre/Chelsea, WARNING-LEMON/LIME-however you see it, working title.

Yaoi/Slash fic, meaning it has M/M. Based on movie MK Annahiliation w/some stuff taken from the games and the short animated series "Defenders of the Realm." Stryker/Subzero fic.