Inspired by lazysunday30's awesome fic 'Colorblind'. The fashion world is crazy about one Alexandra Saxton, Miranda included. But what does her ex-assistant have to do with it? I'm awfully awful at summaries!

When side-along apparating another adult, the one guiding the apparation must maintain complete focus of their own magic, or upon arriving at the intended destination, the pair may find they they have exchanged body parts. Most often, this is an eyebrow, or a finger, though any body part may be effected. For Minerva and Hermione, this issue is quite long term. M for later chaps.

Two years after Paris, Andy is a journalist breaking a controversial story getting her serious heat. Miranda swoops in out of nowhere to protect her - in a way only Miranda would think was perfectly logical. For Elliewrites, who asked so sweetly.