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Joined 09-19-12, id: 4265401, Profile Updated: 12-11-13

Picure on the left:) Me and Kandy Korn holding hands like elementary school kids but really in highschool:)

we're commited! Love Ya Chica:)

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this

The Stereotypes: bold what you are.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's (kinda), so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? I wish ( apparently im really unattractive?)

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Of course

3) How many houses have you lived in? 1 technically 2

4) Favorite candy bar? Snickers

5) Favorite shoes? My 4 inch stillitoues

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Its not my fault they were in the way

7) Least favorite school subject? MATH!!!!!! ( i passiontely hate math)

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Yeah Right!!!! lol

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? never

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My friends

12) Favorite genre of music? Pop or Country

13) What is your zodiac sign? capricorn

14) What time were you born? 1:53 pm

15) Do you like beer? No

16) Ever made a prank phone call? That is soooo last year

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Hannah Montana

18) Are you sarcastic?What?! Nooooooooo!

19) What are your favorite colors? Pink end of story

20) How many watches do you own? absolutely none

21) Summer or winter? Summer because 1. beaches 2. boys at the beaches 3. you can tan at the beach next to the cute boy :)

23) Favorite color to wear? Pink

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? Black ( ugg an ugly color i know tell me about it)

26) Where is your second home? Down the street and around the corner:)

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes, I slap my friends all the time

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Oh yeah

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One

30) How many video games do you own? A lot but mostly singing and dancing ones ( I'm a dancer at heart)

31) What was your first pet? Bear (cocker spaniel) and Lady (german sheperd)

32) Ever had braces? sadly, yes

33) Do looks matter? Kinda ish

34) Do you use chapstick? Always in the winter

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Mr. Wisman, Mrs. Menna, and Mrs. Keilman

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? American Eagle

37) Are you too forgiving? Very ( my best friend called me a whore what do you think?)

38) How many children do you want? three:)

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? yes a shirt and jewlrey

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Anything with bacon

41) Do you own a gun? No

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yeah... i get caught up...

43) When was the last time you cried? Last night

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? sadly, study for my huge AP test

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? La Panera defintely:) best bagels..

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No! That's too creepy

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No...but I wish

48) Nicknames? Boo, Britterz, Britt Britt, Baby

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Nooooooooooooooo

50) Ever been to Kentucky? sadly... no

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No why would I?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Kandy Korn ( lunar2eternalbluecomplete)

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? yes:) thats my own nickname:))

55) Do you own a diamond ring? yes but mommy says im not allowed to touch it:(

56) Are you happy with your life right now? I guess so

57) Do you dye your hair? No

58) Does anyone like you? Yeah probly some where

59) What year were you born? 1996

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Nothing I wasn't here sadly

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? I did at one point in my life... not anymore.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys

63) Do you like yourself? eh.. ish

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? My Mom come on my dad wont let me date who do you think im going to like??? seriously?

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Blonde hair and Blue eyes ( My Biggest Weakness)

66) Are you afraid of the dark? yes i am a scaredy cat i know you dont have to tell me...

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Not that I know

68) Do you own a webcam? No

69) Have you ever stripped? No

70) Ever broke a bone? No I'm not stupid like some people..

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope never

73) Pringles or Lays? pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? idk possibly???

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats... who the heck is Doug????

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? No he scares me...

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yeah my very mean cousin...

79) Do you have a birth mark? Yup.. sadly on my forehead:(

80) Do you own a car? No

81) Can you cook? Of Course.. who can't??

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Popular people

2. My Brother

3. My grandmother

83) Do you text message often? idk is 6000 texts a month considered texing often?

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? of course I do

86) What do you want more than anything right now? A BOYFRIEND!!!

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Oh yeah but my friends suck and bail on me in the middle of a movie. HATE YOU GUYS! LOVE YOU TOO?

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Not really

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No.Why would I?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes I love to color!

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Kandy Korn ( lunar2eternalbluecomplete)

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My Mom ( of course cuz im a teenager)

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My best friend :)

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Some guy at karate ( you dont need to know)

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Nobody

100) Who was the last person that called you? Kandy Korn ( lunar2eternalbluecomplete)

1oo Random questions

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?Melissa;))

Before you started this survey, what were you doing? Talking with my sisters;)

What is the last thing you watched on TV? F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Without looking, guess what time it is. 12:25

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 12:31

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The television

When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 15 minutes ago and i was walking ( shocker!)

Did you dream last night? yes

Do you remember your dreams? sometimes

When did you last laugh? half an hour ago??? ( who keeps track of that?? weird...)

Do you remember why / at what? NOO again who keeps track of this stuff someone who has no life????

What is on the walls of the room you are in? wallpaper

Seen anything weird lately? not reallyyy...

What do you think of this quiz? fun-tastic

What is the last film you saw? When a Stranger Calls

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Paris, France

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? The Mall

Tell me something about you that most people don't know. I do karate and I was a dancer

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? ...???? this too hard a question moving on...

Do you like to dance? Of Course!!!

Would you ever consider living abroad? whats Abroad???

Does your name make any interesting anagrams? NO...

Who made the last incoming call on your phone? My Mom

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Music

Last time you swam in a pool? 3 months ago

Type of music you like most? country

Type of music you dislike most? rap

Are you listening to music right now? I was... until i decied to anwser these random questions.

What color is your bedroom carpet? brownish grey

If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? Change the rooms

What was the last thing you bought? reeces and kandy korn socks:0 ( i had a reason for buying the socks)

Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? no

Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? no

Do you have a garden? yes

Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? no (yes i know i am a discrace)

What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? Food

If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? Taylor Swift

Who sent the last text message you received? My Mom

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Shoes

What time is bed time? 9:00 to 10:00

Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No and Never want to be

How many tattoos do you have? None do you think my parents will let me get a tattoo lets get real here.

If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? NOOOO

What did you do for your last birthday? Stayed home and opened presents... i wish my friends coulda been there...

Do you carry a donor card? no

Who was the last person you ate dinner with? Kandy Korn, Missy, and Sus

Is the glass half empty or half full? half full

What's the farthest-away place you've been? Flordia

When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? 2 days ago

Have you ever won a trophy? Yes Multiple times.

Are you a good cook? I Guess so???

Do you know how to pump your own gas? Yes ( who doesnt??? it an important thing to know!!!)

If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? Taylor Swift.

Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? No

Do you touch-type? No

What's under your bed? Scrap book, Ginny weaseleys wand, and random junk thats useless...

Do you believe in love at first sight? Of Course I do:)))

Think fast, what do you like right now? Music

Where were you on Valentine's day? school but i made cards for my friends:)

What time do you get up? 6:30 am

What was the name of your first pet? Bear and Lady

Who is the second to last person to call you? Kandy Korn, Missy, and Sus

Is there anything going on this weekend? Sleepovers all weeekend ( whoo lets get the party started:0 )

How are you feeling right now? Happy

What do you think about the most? My friends

What time do you get up in the morning? 6:30 am

If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? a year

Who would you tell first? Kandy Korn

What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? The Lorax

Do you sing in the shower? Idk maybe... why do you need to know?

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Shoes

What do you do most when you are bored? Talk to my sisters:)))

What do you do for a living? School

Do you love your job? No

What did you want to be when you grew up? A veternarian

If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? A veternarian

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg

How many keys on your key ring? None i dont own a key ring...

Where would you retire to? California

What kind of car do you drive? I drive many cars

What are your best physical features? Eyes

What are your best characteristics? Personality

If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Paris, France

What kind of books do you like to read? Romance

Where would you want to retire to? California

What is your favorite time of the day? Night time... even though i am in deed afraid of the dark.

Where did you grow up? My House

How far away from your birthplace do you live now? not even a mile

What are you reading now? this questinare

Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night Owl defintely I LIKE MY SLEEP!!!!!

Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No what freak can do that????

Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? No i cant move my eyebrows period.

Do you have pets? yes

How many rings before you answer the phone? normal 1 or 2

What is your best childhood memory? meeting my best friends:)))

What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? noneeee

Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? not that you need to know.

What is most important in life? My friends and family:)

What Inspires You? My Friends:))

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating.Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines.Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Disney channel was good. Rascism was encouraged.If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, mysticdesertrose. kianna-chan, i'm amzing deal w/ it, Escape to Ouran, lunar2etrernalbluecomplete britterz143

100 random facts about britterz143

1. My best friends are triplets ( I know shocker!)

2. I live at my best friends house (technically theyre my sisters)

3. I love the tv show F.R.I.E.N.D.S

4. I have a cute little lap dog:)

5. My friends swear I have OCD (ACD haha inside thing)

6. My books have to be lined pefectly on the edge of my school desk or I freak out.

7. I am a textaholic ( waiting for my best friends to get a phone then it'll be WAY worse)

8. I spend all my free time at my second house

9. Me and My best friend are fake engaged:)

10. I take AP classes ( my friends say I'm smarter than them it's lies)

11. Apparently according to "my fiance" and my best friends I'm gorgeous.

12. " I'm a whore, tramp, amd slut" ( not really)

13. I'm really good at dancing to thriller ( or a good dancer in genral)

14. I suck at math!!!

15. I love science/chemistry

16. this is my favorite number:)

17. I love music ( i could not live with out music)

18. I nickname my friends after candy.

19. I'm a bad singer ( despite what my best friends say)

20. I love Betty Boop:)

21. My all time favorite movie is Grease:)

22. I do Theatre at my school

23. I live in my schools auditorium all school year.

24. Sus tutors me in math.

25. Me and Kandy Korn are comical and her mom always shakes her head at us.

26. Mine and Kandy Korns songs consit of peacock, Time of our life, and If i rule the world

27. I Love life

28. I love to read

29. I HATE history ( i take ap history that was a dumb move)

30. Popoular people annoy me the most.

31. I should be a cheerleader

32. I hate skirts but love dresses

33. Halloween is my favorite holiday.

34. I day dream in boring classes.

35. I always put others before me.

36. I love to color

37. I am a child inside a teenagers body.

38. My best friends mean the world to me.

39. I am scared of the dark.

40. I scared my Best friend ( which is hard to do)

41. My "engagment ring" is abby from sesame street

42. I went to the beach for the first time ever this summer with my best friends.

43. I love to quote things with my friends.

44. I've tried out for every sport and only made drama.

45. I love shoes.

46. I'm obsessed with nail polish ( i own a beauty salon)

47. I am already hired as my best friends ( all 3) hair dresser for their weddings.

48. I love doing hair and make up

49. I spent 6 hours doing hair and make up for a wedding me and my friends went to this summer. ( i did my stuff in a half an hour)

50. I love to dance at parties ( even though noone will dance with me.)

51. The Wobble is my favorite line dance:)

52. I am terrified of Scream.

53. I watched Chuckie and threw all my dolls out.

54. My favorite animal is a monkey.

55. I hate cheese

56. I beat my best friend ( a pro at phase ten) at her own game more than once.

57. I also love to play Skip Bo.

58. I am in the middle of reading 6 books right now.

59. I love watching Dance Moms

60. Everytime I go to my best friends house we watch Hairspray.

61. I have a shoe collection like no other.

62. My Friends take my stuff and give it back months later.

63. I cant use conditoner in my hair.

64. My hair is almost always in a pony tail

65. I take karate so don't mess with me.

66. I take everything to heart

67. I'm in love with guys with blonde hair and blue eyes:)

68. I have to have my tv on when im in my room because i'm scared to be in my basement.

69. Im pretty sure there is a ghost in my house.

70. At my best friends house I prefer to sleep on the floor before taking anyones bed.

71. I dont like making people feel bad.

72. I think im a pretty sweet person:)

73. I'm very insecure about my weight.

74. I'm a very loud person.

75. I HATE pinapple.

76. I had a fluffer nutter for the first time this summer:)

77. I eat constantly...

78. I Love the color pink

79. I collect snowglobes

80. I Love to death Kandy Korn, Missy, and Sus:) I'd do anything for them... anything at all

81. My favorite song by Faith Hill is this kiss.

82. I hate spirit weeks but dress up because I really wanna beat the seniors.

83. My favorite flower is a yellow rose:)

84. I Have pretty blue eyes:))

85. I finally got my permit 2 months ago and havent drove in 3 weeks.

86. I collect snow globes and have 45.

87. My favorite holiday is Halloween.

88. I have a huge lotion collection and rarely use lotion.

89. I keep candles in room because I feel like my room smells better with them in here (even though they are not lit.)

90. I have a rainbow teddy bear named strawberrie.

91. I have a spongebob T.V

92. "I have 2 children"( almost 3)

93. I lost one of my real pearl earrings:(

94. I cried when my best friend was crying and very upset. ( you can't say i don't care!!!}

95. I had a knee immobilizer for 3 weeks and sometimes I have to wear a Knee support because it stil hurts from time to time.

96. My favorite state is california.

97. I have blue shiny, shimmery pom poms:)

98. I have a princess tiara

99. My biggst inspirerer is Holly.

100. My biggest support system is Kandy Korn, Missy, and Sus.

Very Horrifying conversation at drama...

Me: *hugs Missy*

Kandy Korn: *Very loud* Whore!, Tramp!, Slut!

Everyone: *stops what their doing stares*

Me: *shaking hands violently* NO! NO! NO!

Whatever u do, DON'T send this back to me!! I've already seen it!!

(If this offends ANYONE in ANY way, itz not my fault. I got this from someone else!! I am NOT liable!)

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the

driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,

why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

I support the bunny!!

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( That's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off of those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Weird Convos

Me: Susan that does NOT go there!!!! STOP MESSING UP MY SHELFS!!!

Eric: Yea Sus you have no say this isn't your garage.I'm going to change the sign it's going to say Daddy,Petey's, and Brittany's Garage.

(sitting at the kitchen table)

( me,sus, and eric having a convo)

Mom: (randomly pics up my phone) Eric look how cute they are!!! (talking about my background of me and my best friend)

Eric: Yea thats nice...

( watching the first 5 minutes of the ring)

(hearing hop hop hop)

Me: Susan where do you think your going????

Susan: downstairs this is scary!!

Me: nothing even happened yet they're just talking.

Susan: but that always ends up bad

( half an hour later)

Kristen: ( walks away)

Me: Where are YOU going???

Kristen: Downstirs this is scary!!

Me:I hate you all!! you all suck!!! I LOVE YOU TOOO

(standing outside)

Me:(hugs melissa)

Eric: WHORE!! TRAMP!! SLUT!!

Me: What???? WHY????

Eric: Isn't your fiance in the garage??

Me: Yea but shes busy

Eric: shame shame

Me: Kandy Korn you still love me right???

Kristen: Of course:) (hugs)

Me: see

Eric: I wouldn't forgive her

Kristen: But I love her :)

( inside bath and body works)

(me and kristen are smelling lip glosses susan walks up all mad)

Me: Whats wrong??

Susan: Smell my face!!

Me: (two inches from her face) *bursts out laughing*

Kristen: Whats so funny?

Susan: Smell my face!!!

Kristen: *bursts out laughing*

( everyone stares at us)

(in the garage)

Me: does this box need to be moved?

Missy: Yea but it's heavy

Me: I got it...

Eric: Let me get it down for you

Kristen: you know thats cement right?

Me: So??

Eric ( hands it over) You got it?

Me: Yea... It's not even that heavy.

Eric: Now thats a woman!

Missy: I don't know how she did that!! that things Heavy!!!

(in the garage)

Mom: theres a spider ( steps away grabs some bug killing spray)

Mom: its moving ( while spraying) Die Die Die!!!!

( In the garage)

Mom: we have to move the light

( as kristens getting down she drops the light almost on kristens head)

Me: OMG ARE YOU OKAY????

Kristen: yea y?

Me: she almost dropped that on your head!

Kristen: yea i know!! I see how much you really love me mom!!!

Mom: Sorry you were in my way!

(sitting at home on the phone with susan)

Susan: your going to be mad at mom!

Me: Y???

Susan: she messed up your shelfs...

Me: SHE WHATTT????

Susan: she put things on the wrong shelfs

Me: Do signs mean anything to people anymore????

(sitting at lunch)

Kristen: did you get any where with THE guy?

Me: NO...

Kristen: we need to get you a wing man. Hey Collin wanna be Brittanys wing man??

Collin: sure???

Me: KRISTEN I HATE YOU!!!!

Kristen(plus all lunch table): Laughing

Kristen: We need to get Collin to go to karate and talk to this guy!!! guys make friends faster with guys than girls

Me: yes bc saying hey im Collin date that girl over there is not weird?

Kristen: well...

Me: NO I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!

Collin: Whacha need im your wingman?

Me: *puts head down slamming fist on table* NOOO NOO NOO!!!! KRISTEN WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!

( little while later)(in geometry)

Collin: so what was with the wingman thing???

Me: Please don't ask!

(sitting outside on my grandparents swing)

Kristen: Brittany your gorgeous:)

Me: shut up no im not!!

Kristen and Susan: Yes you are!!!

Me: If im gorgeous then why dont i have a boyfriend? Melissa does!

Kristen: she just got lucky...

(outside of school)

Me and kristen are hugging each other:)*

Me: people probally think we're gay...

Kristen: Yea.. probably

Me: I wonder if this is why i don't have a boyfriend.

YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold with an "x" is what I chose. I got this from VMsuperfan's profile)

X You love hoodies.

X You love jeans.

X dogs are better than cats

x It's hilarious when people get hurt.

x You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

x Sad movies suck

X You own/ed an X-Box.

x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still do :D)

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

X You watch sports on TV.

X Gory movies are cool.

X You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps

X You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Blue :)

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

x Sports are fun

X Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

X You wear lip gloss/stick.

X You love to shop.

X You wear eyeliner.

X You wear the color pink.

X Go to your mom for advice.

X You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

X You like hanging out at the mall.

X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

X You like wearing jewelry.

X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

X You don't like the movie Star Wars

X You were in gymnastics/dance?

X It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile a lot more than you should.

X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like

You like wearing dresses when you can.

X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

X You love the movies.

X Used to play with dolls as little kid.

X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total: 20

I can't believe that I fell in love with a player! He is such a jerk!

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