Name: I have too many, so I will list a few: Zane Parker, Sweeney Sparrow, Elle Hood, Alice Chain, and so much more.

Age: That one age...

Location: Fleet Street, London, England, Sweeney Todd's Tonsorial Parlor... Or I could be in the dark depths of the tortured well that is my noggin... I have no idea...

About Me: Oh, where to begin. I am an obsessive. There we go. I am an obsessive. So there. Ha. Ha. I have lots of people who inspire me. For one, my gf Kayte! Also, my mother, whom supports me through out everything. Then my friend, Tea, she's crazy. And so on and so forth. I believe in so many things, it's not funny. Like zombies and fallen angels. And I don't believe in straws, jelly, spoons, or water. Yeah, it's fun to say that in front of my school councilor. I think she's scared of me. Many children at my school believe I am a psycho killer. Oh, wait. I started that rumor in math class. Oh, yeah. And, if you find a song by anyone (other than Justin Beiber) that I might like, tell me! So there you have it, folks. That is a little about me.

Favorite Authors: J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, ME!, my friends, R.L. Stein, and so many others...

Favorite place to read: My room, in my bean bag chair. With my cat. It's pretty awesome.

I can't live without: Johnny Depp, Criminal Minds, Avengers, Joker, books, music, air, food, water, that kind of stuff. In that order.

If I could be any character, I would be: Peter Pan, Sweeney Todd, Willy Wonka, Macavity (CATS), Bellatrix, Loki, Joker, Riddler, Hawkfrost (Warriors).

STEREOTYPES!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I’m a girl but I’m Italian)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight girl around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.

I like to WRITE, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CRAZY, so I MUST be not right in the head.

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST be crazy.

My Theme Songs:

Sweet Transvestite (Rocky Horror Picture Show)

Coming Down (Five Finger Death Punch)

Monster You Make Me (Pop Evil)

I'm Alive (Shinedown)

Dear Cocaine (Crossfade)

Simple Man (Shinedown)

Bully (Shinedown)

Epiphany (Sweeney Todd)

Knives and Pens (BVB)

Ashley (Escape the Fate)

Situation (Escape the Fate)

Pain (3 Days Grace)

Never Too Late (3 Days Grace)

In The End (Linkin Park)

Numb (Linkin Park)

Nowhere Kids (Smile Empty Soul)

Bring Me to Life (Evanescence)

Dancing With the Devil (Breaking Benjamin)

Diary of Jane (Breaking Benjamin)

Bad Company (Five Fingered Death Punch)

Already Gone (Crossfade)

Land of Confusion (Disturbed)

BEST CRIMINAL MINDS!!!!

PRANK WAR!!!

Morgan: And feel free to call me anytime with background questions. My number is 702-555-0203.
Reporter: And what's your name, sir?
Morgan: Ah, it's Dr. Spencer Reid. R. E. I. D.
Later on... That day in a conference with Morgan, Rossi, Hotch, and Reid. Reid's phone rings. He doesn't answer.
Rossi: ...Take a major toll on his emotional development.
Morgan: A significant contributor of how we develop empathy is how we personally experience pain.
Hotch: And the unsub didn't develop his sense of empathy because the supply was cut off. Does every person with asymbolia have this?
Reid: Actually, most feel empathy just fine which makes me think our profile is still accurate. Loner, invisible, outcast, has boiling rage-- phone rings SON OF A b*h! Hi, this is Dr. Reid. I actually can come to the phone right now for a very special message that your mother is a--
Hotch: Reid.
Reid: hanging up phone. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Don't know what got into me. Where were we?
Hotch: I'm going to have Garcia check medical records. What causes asymbolia?
Reid: Severe trauma produces lesions in the cerebral cortex, usually after a stroke. But, this unsub is so young, it's most likely an external factor.
Rossi: Like a bomb going off right next to him?
Reid: Yeah, like a bomb going off next to him.
Hotch leaves.
Reid: I will crush you.
Morgan: What?
Reid: What?
On the jet later on. Morgan is listening to music. Something goes weird.
Reid: on Morgan's I-pod We interrupt your regularly scheduled musical selection with an important announcement. Never wage a practical joke war against an MIT graduate because we have a history of going nuclear. Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the dulcet sounds of me. Screaming in your ear. AHHHHH!!!!
Morgan: Cute Kid. That all you got?
Reid pretends to sleep. Morgan get a call, thinking it's from Garcia.
Morgan: Hey, Baby--
Reid: on phone AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

GREAT QUOTES!

"At last, My arm is complete again!" Sweeney Todd
"The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living." Criminal Minds
"If you can't see your shadow, then your not in the spotlight." Lady GaGa
"From the deepest desires often come the deadliest take." Criminal Minds
"Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself." George Bernard Shaw
"Life is short-- Break some rules." A bumper sticker in my band room.

Things I probably WON'T do in the future:

Die.
Math homework.
Stop writing.
Stop texting.
Stop living without regrets.
Be on Criminal Minds.
Meet Johnny Depp.
Meet Tom Hiddleston.
Leave where I am right now!
Kill an innocent.

Things I WILL do in the future:

Eat pie.
Live my life.
Kill the worthy of death.
Speak my mind.
Eat ice cream.
Drink alcohol.
Smoke cigarettes.
Be a part of the FBI.
Burn down my enemies home.

Stuff I like to find:

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

What happens if you scared to death twice?

People who say anything's possible haven't tried closing a revolving door.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

Parents spend the first years of your life telling you to walk and talk, then the rest of it telling you to sit down and shut up.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was to stubborn to ask for directions.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I'm not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

If silence is golden, is talking silver?

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not littering... just donating to the Earth.

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Sometimes I wonder "why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

Okay, Here... We...Go...:

Pick 12 of your favorite characters:

1. Spencer Reid
2. David Rossi
3. Derek Morgan
4. Penelope Garcia
5. Aaron Hotchner
6. Emily Prentiss
7. JJ
8. Tobius Hankle
9. Will L.
10. Diana Reid
11. Prince of Darkness
12. Erin Struass

Now answer these questions!

Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

-Prentiss/Prince of Darkness? NO!!! That would be so wrong on so many levels!!!

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

-Penelope Garcia. As a lady, yeah!!

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

-If Strauss got Tobius Hankle prego? I would laugh so hard and at the same time be so weirded out.

Do you recall any fics about 9?

-Will? Not really… Maybe as him as a minor character…

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

-Rossi and Prentiss? Yeah, both of them are sarcastic, awesome, so yeah. I’d read that!

5/9 or 5/10?

-Hotch/Will or Hotch/Reid’s mom? No. No way in the world… I’d still read it.

What would happen if 7 discovered 2 and 12 in a secret relationship?

-If JJ found out that Rossi and Strauss were in a relationship, she wouldn’t care.

Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic.

-…There would not be a fluff for this. Morgan/Reid’s mom? That’s kinda out there…

Is there such a thing as 1/8 fluff?

-Reid/Hankle? Yeah, I’ve seen it… Weird.

Make up a summary for a 7/12 hurt comfort fic.

-Hmm… Maybe Strauss’ son got killed and JJ found her so she comforted her… I dunno. Kinda a stretch…

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to go out with 1?

-Garcia and Reid? I’d use a Christmas-Reid’s-so-sad-and-alone plot.

If 1 and 5 got together, would 1's ex get with 7?

-Soo...if Reid got with Hotch...WAIT! Reid doesn’t have a girlfriend, SO THERE!!! And I don’t think that if he did, his ex would get with JJ.

Create a title for a 4/9 humor fic.

-Garcia and Will… Probably something among the lines of "Craziness is Catching." I dunno.

Would 5 and 8 make a good couple?

-Hotch… And Hankle… Hankle hurt Reid. Reid is like a son to Hotch. Hotch… And Hankle… That would be too messed up…

How would you feel if 7/8 was cannon?

-JJ and Hankle? I’d kill the person writing the story. I’m sorry, that’s just messed up… At least if that's what I think it be!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 8

And Again:

Pick 12 of your favorite characters:

1. Loki Laufeyson
2. Tony Stark
3. Thor Odinson
4. Agent Phil Coulson
5. Bruce Banner
6. Steve Rogers
7. Natasha Romanoff
8. Clint Barton
9. Nick Fury
10. Maria Hill
11. (Technically she is only mentioned) Frigga
12. That one old guy in Germany

Now answer these questions!

Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

-Rogers/Frigga. No...?

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

-Coulson. No, he's only cool.

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

-The old guy got Clint Prego? Da fuq? Nah.

Do you recall any fics about 9?

-Not as a main character, Fury is more of a backup character.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

-Stark/Rogers. DEFINITLY! IT'S BEEN DONE!

5/9 or 5/10?

-Banner/Fury or Banner/Hill? Neither.

What would happen if 7 discovered 2 and 12 in a secret relationship?

-Natasha found Tony and that one guy in a relationship? WHA DA HELL?

Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic.

-Thor/Hill? I have no idea.

Is there such a thing as 1/8 fluff?

-Loki/Barton. Yes, it's so sweet.

Make up a summary for a 7/12 hurt comfort fic.

-Natasha/old guy? He got PTSD and she knew about it...?

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to go out with 1?

-Loki/Coulson. Loki brought him back from the dead?

If 1 and 5 got together, would 1's ex get with 7?

-Loki gets with Bruce, (if we're going by mythology) Sigyn would not get with Tasha.

Create a title for a 4/9 humor fic.

-Coulson/Fury. "Sweet Ignorance"

Would 5 and 8 make a good couple?

-Banner/Barton? No, one is geek and the other is fighter.

How would you feel if 7/8 was cannon?

-Tasha/Clint? Been there, done that.