It's been a year since I joined this ugly blue website so I felt a complete profile refresh was overdue. This website ruined my life but it's ok because I met some rad people who think I'm rad and the whole things rad.

BIO

Lindsay. 14.

Non-Binary potato

Not-so-proud American

I get emotional over dead guys

I like Matty Healy more than I like you

I like Halsey more than I like Matty Healy

Ed Sheeran saved 2016 on December the 13th.

STORIES

Yes, I am aware that Better Than Revenge sucks but as a super virgin who's only stage kissed a girl it was the best I can do. I should probably remove it but if a girl is brave enough to have kids with me then I want those kids to have a good cringe one day. I really want to write a good quality story so maybe over Thanksgiving or Winter Break, that's what I'll do. My main fandom for this website is The Hunger Games because without it I'd have no friends and be hella sad. Update: I made a few friends please praise me.

MY BEST FRIENDS

I'd be dead without these guys. I love you all to the moon and back.

The Hoe - Although I used to be terrified of this woman, Haley is actually one of my favorite people now. She has such a good heart and she honestly deserves the world. She's helped me through so much whether it be finding an assperation or a properly sized binder I'm eternally grateful to have her in my life. I love staying up late on the phone with her almost every week, because it's never boring. She always has very VERY interesting stories that make my jaw drop and my wig fly off. I love you lots Haley. You're a star. (In which star means massive hoe) (listen to // h e t e r o s e n s u a l // )

The Bean - Ben is the actually definition of sinnermon. You think he's all sweet and pure and then BAM he tells you a hoe story and you're left so shook you burn. I was just talking to this man about book reports then he's like "I made out with guy just cause." It's a shaking experience. Ben is the best bigger brother I could ever ask for and he's British.

The Stoner - Will is a stoner in my mind because he smoked once and now he's only happy when he's high. He watched the Bee Movie that time. Iconic. Anyways, I can't believe I just met Will this summer because we got so close and so fast. Like I had known him for 12 hours and he already declared himself my son. I love Will because we can talk about memes and our crippling depression together.

Jesus - Jenna is the actual definition of Jesus. She can do no wrong. She has millions of fans. She's not gay. She's Jesus. Seriously though, Jenna is amazing. She has such a good soul and her presence automatically lights up the (chat)room. She's a ray of sunshine who gives me hope that not everyone sucks and there are some good people out there if you look hard enough. I love her like she's my older sister.

#1 Jesus Trash - Caleb is #1 Jesus Trash because Jaleb is real. Caleb is so funny. He has a beautiful laugh and an amazing sense of humor that always cracks me up. He's probably the most sarcastic person I know which is saying a lot. His last name is a street which I live by and thats neat. Caleb's a rad dude. Love ya buddy. Caleb can sing really well. And he likes the tea from Chik Fil A.

The Friendly Neighborhood Asexual - I love Stella so so so so much. I don't even know where to start. She's so wonderful. She cares about people in such a deep way that I can't even explain. She's truly an angel on this world that we don't deserve. If I could have one wish, it would be for her to be happy everyday. I've been through so much with Stella and I relate to her on so many levels and it's awesome. I really hope that I get to see her next year when she comes to America cause that would honestly be so awesome. Why is everything sex?

The Leader - Red even though that's not his real name is incredible. I truly believe that one day he and his lack of sexual and romantic attraction will take over the world. He's so smart and even though I don't know very much about his personal life, what I do know is that he's amazing. I love you Red. Get your ass back on Skype.

// C O L L A B A C C O U N T W I T H T H E B A B E S - H E R E //

SOCIAL MEDIA

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