My Favorite Anime/Manga

Fullmetal Alchemist

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Hetalia

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

This is a true story

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded.

Repost this if you agree with it.

I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love.

I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness; everybody deserves a chance.

I don't care if you're ugly or pretty; everybody has flaws.

I don't care if you're black or white; everybody has the same capabilities.

I don't care if you're weird; everybody needs to change.

I don't care if you're rich or poor; everybody needs warmth.

I don't care if you're different; everybody is.

You say English, we say Japanese

You say cats, we say Nyan Cat

You say swords, we say Bleach

You say souls, we say Soul Eater

You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL

You Say Ninja, We Say Naruto

You say Family, We say Vongola

You say notebook, We say DeathNote

You say countries, we say Hetalia

You say Gay, We say Yaoi

You say reality, we say anime

You say comics, we say manga

You say hello, we say kon'nichiwa

You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows

You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions

You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling

You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters

You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal

You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus

Re-Post this if your an Otaku and proud!

I Would Do This For My Girl.

girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Boy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not! Please its to scary!

Boy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:Fine I love you. Slow down!

Boy: Now give me a BIG hug!

Girl: *hugs him*

Boy:Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down.

Boy:I love you babe.

In the paper the next day...a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure.Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.The truth was that halfway down the road,the boy realized that his brakes broke,but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead,he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear hid helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much repost this...and...the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS! Tommorow will be the best day of your life. However,if you don't post this by at least 12:00 tonight you will have bad luck the rest of your love life. Guys post this as "I Would Do This For My Girl. Girls post this as "Boys Aren't Jerks."

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer."
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

School : Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Class : Come Late And Start Sleeping

Finals : Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

1. I need to tell you a secret, look at 5.

2. The answer is...look at 11.

3. Don't get mad, look at 15.

4. Calm down, don't be mad, look at 13.

5. First look at 2.

6. Don't be that angry look at 12.

7. I just wanted to say I love you.

8. What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14

9. Be patient, look at 4.

10. This is the last time I'm going to do this, look at 7.

11. I hope you're not mad when I say this, look at 6.

12. Sorry look at 8.

13. Don't get mad look at 10.

14. I don't know how to say this but look at 3.

15. You must be really mad look at number 9.

"When i call my parents and they don't answer, its no big deal but when they call me and i don't answer, its like world war III"

This is how my week goes:

Mooooooooooonday

Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday

Weeeeeeeeeeeeednesday

Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhursday

FridaySaturdaySunday

After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F

If you fall, I'll be there.

- Floor

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and are PROUD OF IT

Hetalia Pledge

I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta.

I promise to remember Germany
whenever someome says West.

I promise to remeber Japan
whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake.

I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac.

I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who.

I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose.

I promise to remember China
whenever I see Hello Kitty.

I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe.

I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian.

I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother.

I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs.

I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA.

I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'.

I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato filed.

I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing.

I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan.

I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano.

I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME!

I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl.

I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun.

I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair.

I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.

I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat.

I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle.

I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes.

I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream.

I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see boat.

I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.

I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR.

I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy too nervous to confess that he loves someone.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Pikana, CrazyJosie,Frina17, KittySennen, Ve Kuraresa Bleach, Arashi Sora

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you like writing paste this onto your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy-Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.

List Ten Random Hetalia Characters

1.) Italy

2.) Romano

3.) Prussia

4.) Germany

5.) England

6.) Norway

7.) Denmark

8.) Netherlands

9.) Thailand

10.) Japan

Answer the following Questions:

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would ask him if he wants pasta.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

I would kick him where it hurts.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

I would rather kill myself to not suffer.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I would...leave him alone and play with his friends.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Welcome, don't smash anything.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

I would send him herrings, tulips, cheese and little windmills. Oh, and weeds.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Uh...steal his elephant.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Show him yaoi and he will stop ignoring me.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will one do?

He will surrender.

You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break you leg. What does 2 do?

...hard to tell.

It's your birthday. What does 3 give you?

Awesomeness.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

He will make sure I'm safe.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

"Bloody hell, just do it."

You're about to marry Number 10. What's 1's reaction?

"Ve~ Congratulations both of you! I'll make a lot of pasta!"

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He would invite me for a drink and get drunk.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

He would give me encouraging words.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

He will ask why I'm laughing with a slightly confusing expression.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because I love pasta.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Probably.

Will 5 and 6 ever kiss?

...Bloody hell no.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Tell him to go play with his spiritual friends.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

What? Is there something on my face?

Number 8 thinks he/she'll never have a girl/boyfriend. What will you say?

Good, date your sister.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

Sends him a letter by an elephant.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

"Love is in the air."

Would 2 trust 5?

No.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

The end of the world.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Definitely not culinary.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Something awesome.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

...I have no idea.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that ok?

Uh...I guess so...

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

It is hard to tell.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What's their conversation about?

Yaoi.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Japan wouldn't mind...if it was Italy.

2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF but 9 got it. What would happen?

All volcanoes in Italy would explode, no matter if they are dormant or active, Romano's rage would be enough to activate them all.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Nope.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Doesn't care.

7 won the lottery?

Creates more lego.

8 had quite a big secret?

I would love to know.

9 became a singer?

That would be awesome, ye?