*Two books in one!* After watching his bros shoot down an all-too-tempting offer from Charley to join her over Thanksgiving, Modo takes a chance. Modo/Charley and a continuation involving Stoker and an OC. Cassie, Charley's sister, can't seem to resist the temptation of the older Martian, even if he's not there for the long-haul. Yum yum! :D

Chosen to be the mate of a highly ranked yautja named L'tor, Anya is taken from her home, unaware that her foray into her new life is anything but traditional in the eyes of his kind, or about the intrigue that awaits them both. For Mature readers...

Calypsa doesn't want to go back to Earth and is enjoying Vulcan, and Jaref. But will bizarre in-laws and odd circumstances prevent her from finding happiness? Calypsa's story after 'Here Come the Terran'.

Forbidden love in the Westfold... Halla's new marriage to a warrior of Rohan leaves her cold. Fortunately, she finds an exotic and dangerous enemy injured in the forest near her land...

When all you have is each other, where do you belong? Black Garden sequel. Rated for language and adult situations

Ziona is fascinated by her new home on Vulcan and likes Klen, but nothing turns out at all like anyone expected... Partner for 'Unspoken', 'Seductive Logic', 'Silly Vulcans' and 'What I Hate about You' This story is currently being almost completely redone...apologies to those invested in its past direction.

Jack and Shepard romance throughout ME3, giving them more space than the game did. A sequel to On the Other Side. Rated mainly for language. Finally complete.

An AU retelling of Beauty and the Beast, where Jaime is the crippled and bitter Lord of Casterly Rock. One day, a stubborn and homely girl from Tarth shows up, demanding he release her captive father. When Brienne agrees to be a hostage of the Rock to ensure Selwyn's loyalty, she changes Jaime's life in ways he never could have imagined.

The continuing adventures of K&K. Sequel to A Fine Mess. Once you find where you belong, how hard will you fight to stay? R&R and ENJOY!

Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.

A collection of ficlets outlining the blossoming relationship between Javik and Shepard.

She found herself an unwilling player in his sick, demented game. Now, someone else has taken notice...and they want to play.

"He had only come across such vileness once before, three years past. Then, it had been a Woman with an orc lover. She had been beyond redemption, defending her monstrous partner as though it were her goodly husband." - 'Splint,' by helenamarkos. Who were they? What was their story? With the gracious permission of the author, Zoop is about to tell you... Cover art by helenamarkos.

In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.

Speeches, farewells, denials, howls of grief and of rage. Those that knew Shepard in life remember the Commander in death. Shepard's gender and any interpretations of romance are intentionally ambiguous and left up to you. Disclaimer: Reading these shorts whilst listening to "An End for Once and For All" carries with it a heavy risk of tears.

Elaina barely survived the horrors of Bouvetoya Island and just as she's putting the pieces of her life back together, a Yautja ship crash lands just outside of Gunnison, Colorado. The Hunt Continues, only this time there's something worse roaming free in the populated area of Gunnison County. Celtic/OC. Sequel to The Hunt Begins.

Part 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. NOW POSTING REWRITTEN CHAPTERS

Nymhriel and Gundshau have escaped the wrath of the villagers, but 'happily ever after' is easier said than done... A sanctioned continuation of "The Healer's Oath" by Zoop

Fill for the Prompt: Shep picks up a copy of Fornax on a whim after recruiting Garrus. Upon perusing through the pages she is "dazzled" by the endowments of the turian males she sees gracing the pages. Thus she begins to see her spiky companion in a much different way. Dirty thoughts and awkward flirting commence.

The Reapers are bearing down on the galaxy. Organics' survival hinges on the ever elusive Catalyst. Garrus Vakarian is sent to find it, but instead finds something more. For 50,000 years she slept: The greatest human to have ever lived, the most brilliant tactician, the most inspiring leader, and the most lethal soldier mankind had ever produced. He found Shepard. (kmeme prompt)

AU Dean/Cas. Years ago, Dean Winchester was the detective who put serial killer Castiel Goodwin behind bars. Last spring, Cas was proven innocent and his conviction overturned. Neither could've predicted the way their lives would intertwine... Now Complete. Ch. 33 UPDATE: This story has been temporarily removed, see last chapter for details.

Part 3 of Out of All Proportions. Whenever you bring people together who have a little 'history,' what went on before is like an elephant in the room. Some really big elephants stampede into the settlement just when the Uruk-hai and their mates are getting comfortable. It's a small world, folks. *Really* small. ON HOLD PENDING HOOKUP REWRITE

The Hawke family leaves Ferelden before the Blight, believing Tevinter to be a better cover for three apostates. But nothing is surrendered easily in Minrathous, least of all tradition and vengeance. Based on a kinkmeme prompt, eventually Hawke/Fenris

A series of oneshots about how the bros adjust to life on Earth, and how Charley adjusted to them. Because there is so much that was left out of the series, that deserves to be known. And laughed at!

When Shepard wakes on Lazarus Station, surrounded by strangers wearing an enemy's colors, she knows things are very, very wrong. She's willing to do what needs doing for the sake of the disappearing colonists, but not at the cost of losing herself or becoming something she hates. Which is, she finds, easier said than done. Written for the Mass Effect Big Bang 2014.

10th Walker decides to ditch the Fellowship after Helm's Deep. Tired of killing orcs, she drags an Uruk survivor along for the ride. Seductions, arguments, and discussions about the best way to "serve" man ensue.

Tali'Zorah is whisked away on the adventure of a lifetime, where she learns the meaning of friendship, family, and, love.

Sequel to "Cure for Boredom." While Lynn and Ghrudur prepare to greet their newborn, handmaid Dagmær is put in charge of an unexpected, and most uncooperative, prisoner in Meduseld. He was spared as a courtesy to Ghrudur, in hopes that he would be like the Uruk smith. How wrong they were...

Saruman's Uruk breeding program is in full swing. Tara, a pickpocket from Osgiliath, is about to become a part of it, setting in motion changes no one can yet imagine. Rated a strong 'M'. Followed by WIP "A Kingdom of Ice and Blood"

As Gimli lay dying, Legolas reflects. "Gimli, are we close enough, yet?" RATING CHANGED. Edit: Since I don't think people are actually reading the filters-This is romance, and there is mild, non-graphic sex scene. Read at your own discretion.

If I'm being honest, I hadn't expected this to work. But it had, even if it wasn't easy. Now I'm lying awake with her in my arms, staring at the stars passing overhead, wondering if I will ever be able to give her everything she needs and deserves - if I can make her happy. But I'm going to try. GarrusxShepard, post-Collector base ME2, rated M for adult themes. (Part of a series.)

Onyxi is indignant about her situation and her relationship with Torvan has a rocky start. There is more to him than meets the eye however... 'Here Come the Terran' spin-off.

Gwen's strong moral upbringing might be put in jeopardy by her new situation and feelings of attraction for S'ring. Gwen's further story after 'Here Come the Terran'. Now complete. Not for younglings. Viki's 'Silly Vulcans' is also finished and the stories of Calypsa, Onyxi and Ziona are in progress.

Some of the more interesting things the crew of the Normandy got up to between a suicide mission and saving the galaxy. The things history tries very hard not to associate with their heroes. Not necessarily from the same timeline.

Short bits of fic in the Mass Effect universe. Various characters and situations; where Shepard appears, it's usually Val Shepard from my story "Life, Letter by Letter."

Collection of Short Kmeme fills (Various characters, no order.). Summary: Joker has an issue with Spam mail

A collection of snipets inspired by Grunt's *ahem* drunken wisdom.

An accidental cultural misunderstanding brings Sparatus and Hannah Shepard together. First posted on the kmeme.

Left with a crown and a loveless marriage, Alistair is beginning to feel the strain two years after the blight. Now somebody wants him dead, and if he wants to stay alive he has to rely on the one person he has never trusted. Smut with plot. Another adventure in the world of Thedas where old companions must both rise and fall. Warning: Rated M for m/m smut and violence.

Things go awry when Shepard lets someone else sit in the driver's seat of the Mako.

Vega knows two Lolas. He doesn't care that only one of them's actually named that; he's good enough to know what people are, no matter what they're called. Character study, background F!Shepard/Garrus.

After surviving the Omega-4 Relay, Shepard decides to ask Garrus on a proper date. (Just a short bit of Shakarian fluff.)

Collection of various mini-fills for the Kmeme. Fill 12: Moments - Sometimes Shepard just really needs a hug. Shakarian.

Girl drops into ME... whoops, scratch that. If you thought it sucked for a modern gal to get thrown into Middle Earth, it's no comparison to the suckage a Middle Earth Uruk summoned into *our* world experiences. Rated for the audacity of plopping an Uruk into a sci-fi convention.

All Jaime wants is ONE night where Brienne agrees to get roaring drunk with him. That's what friends are for, isn't it? Canon compliant, Post-ADWD fluff.

Grunt comes to Shepard with a problem, and she knows exactly what to do, like any good mama.

NaNoWriMo 2012 Winner! Summary: A lone Uruk survives the encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring at Amon Hen. Stricken with amnesia from a brutal blow to the head, he has no idea where he is, who he is, or WHAT he is. And then he meets a little Rohirrim girl... COMPLETE

I was talking with a friend of mine over on Tumblr about the idea of Baby Dean and how Cas would react to him, since Cas doesn't really know much about babies. This idea sprang to mind and I had to do it. It's ridiculous, utter, gooey fluff. It was such fun! Dean is, literally, a little assbutt.

300-word drabble - Cas/Dean - Cas isn't really sure when his own name stopped *feeling* like his own...

Legion had no idea what it was getting itself into when it agreed to join Shepard's team. A series of one-shots detailing its gradual development from machine into teammate, crew member, and friend.

Because when you have a Tactical Cloak, a kick-ass jetpack and you're the same species as Garrus Vakarian, there's really nothing else you can be.

An unlikely trio – Jaime, Brienne, and Podrick – set out to rescue Sansa from Petyr Baelish. Can they return her to Winterfell and fulfill their oath to Catelyn, releasing them all from Lady Stoneheart's death sentence? (6 chapters, written post-ADWD, Jaime/Brienne, Podrick/Sansa. This is a continuation of The Wrong Things for the Right Reasons, but can be read on its own.)

It was supposed to be just a quick trip to the book store.

Lex has been accepted into the Clan by Scar and a small group. But back in the mothership is another story. Can she survive long enough to prove her worth? What exactly is she to Scar? Friends, or something more...? Part II of Scar, Friend or Foe

Celtic, the largest of the three Yautja, always gets what he wants. Even if its the little Italian Ooman he encounters in the dark pyramid during their Chiva. M/M slight non-con Sebastian/Celtic

Post-ADWD. ADWD Spoilers. Canon Compliant.

At the end of despair, when all hope has faded, a woman facing the last moments of her life finds the will to survive rekindled by one whose kind robbed her of it to begin with. Now she must decide which evil is the lesser: stay with the beast, or risk worse by leaving him. She soon finds that the horrors she faced in Isengard were not reserved for those in the breeding pits alone.

Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.

Stuck on Earth, locked up for a crime she didn't commit, Commander Shepard spends her first week incarcerated ("temporarily relieved of duty") replaying recent events in her head. As she awaits her trial, she's given a gift from an old friend to help pass the time. Rated M for language and minor adult situations.

What if instead of the trope of turian females going into heat, it was the males of the species that get an annual hormonal surge? Garrus stubbornly tries to work through it for the good of the mission. Shepard finds out and insists that they deal with it the traditional way instead. kmeme fill.

Post-war, Jack has left her teaching position and moved on to her second "real job", and let me say that odd things come out of headcanon conversations with other authors - thanks Caracal22 :D Rated M for Jack-level swearing, of course.

Three species are caught into the fanatical hands of a brilliant scientist. When the depths of human depravity blends with sincere intent for good, where can hope be found? Can two species cooperate long enough to survive?

[future fic, post ADWD] Sansa accidentally sees Tyrion in an intimate situation. The scene starts to haunt her.

Commander Jane Shepard finds herself romantically pursuing a Turian Janitor. [Reaperless AU]

Brienne makes an embarrassing mistake. Jaime decides to torment her about it. Because he's Jaime. Fluffy stuff.

Legion watches a vid at movie night and is immersed in the world of fiction. Specifically A.I. fiction. Shepard learns that this new outlet might be giving the geth some questions about its own existence and about its place in the universe. One-Shot.

Jaime Lannister, Westeros' most famous tourney knight, finds himself wed to a woman he barely knows, with staggeringly blue eyes and a penchant for swordplay. (Arranged marriage AU).

Nymhriel took an oath to heal any in need, not imagining she would be called upon to aid the enemy. Sometimes, though, the enemy isn't who you think it is. Set post-War of the Ring. COMPLETE - and the story continues! See "Oaths" by helenamarkos here on FFN. Cover art by helenamarkos.

In her increasing paranoia, Meredith questions Cullen and reveals a guilty secret.

Nova is a science experiment wishing it would all just come to an end. When scientists capture a full grown Yautja and put him in the cell next to hers, interests are raised. Maybe the warrior is just what Nova needs to make a break for freedom. Rated M. NOT FOR CHILDREN PEOPLE! Story now up for adoption, Have at people.

Garrus knows the effect his voice has on Shepard, and uses it to the best of his ability. Voicekink, because I can't get enough of it! Rated M because reasons.

AU. Dean is sent to work in a manor house circa every Catherine Cookson novel ever. Once there, he starts to find out a bit about whatever-did-happen-to-baby-Castiel, almost twenty years before. Warnings for light dub-con and (spoiler) themes common in mating fics (no mpreg, promise).

"It'll either be a night to treasure, or a horrible inter-species awkwardness thing." Perhaps the night Garrus and Shepard spent together were both. Inter-species 'relations' can be tricky. Thankfully, EDI is there to help. WARNING! This story contains explicit language and adult themes. Garrus/FemShep. Reviews are welcomed.

"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.

Tanith Delano is a crew-member aboard the Normandy, along for the ride as they're given much needed shore leave after the defeat of the Collectors, celebrating their victory with beer, laughter, and ... a human fetishist convention? Lorik/OFC MassKinkFill

Fill for the kinkmeme: Shepard and Garrus pursue an enemy deep into a heavily wooded area, and wind up far from the shuttle. They find a way station to hole up in for the night, and their feelings for each other come to a head in spectacular fashion. One-shot lemony goodness, rated M for good reason.

Garrus Vakarian's past and present, told through interconnected short stories one letter of the alphabet at a time.

After Nick moves in with Monroe, they establish a routine. But then one night, Nick comes home to find Monroe isn't there. A few phone calls reveal a pack of blutbaden who plan to take Monroe away with them, unless Nick claims Monroe as his own. What's a Grimm to do?

When Garrus discovers the wonders of the Valentine's Day celebration, he undergoes the trial almost every man faces at some point in his life - to get his significant other the perfect Valentine's gift. In this case, Shepard. What's a turian to do in a time like this?

A bunch of Shakarian drabbles, many based off of prompts. Some short, some long. Hope you enjoy!

Thanks to some eavesdropping, Shepard discovers that Garrus's scars do not go over well amongst his own kind. She thinks his kind is full of it, and sets out to prove that to Garrus.

Post Game story - The magic keeping Fenris' lyrium brands from killing him is failing. An offer of help comes from a far-distant source. Rated M for mention of past abuse/non-con.

Post ADWD: As Jaime and Brienne flee from Lady Stoneheart and the Brotherhood with Podrick Payne, feelings and tensions work themselves out in unexpected ways. Contains language and sexual content.

A series using the Brotips at brotips dot com as prompts. Each fill has the potential to be about anything and everything - literally. Need I say more? Rated for language (mainly) though considering the amount of creative freedom, may include violence and innuendos as well.

Mordin had come to see Shepard as the treasured daughter he never had, seeking his advice and regales of his past battles almost everyday whenever she could spare. So when it comes to giving bedroom advice to his little girl's alien boyfriend, it's only natural he would take an unprecedented interest in the matter. Too bad Garrus didn't see that coming.

Alice thought she, as the scientist, was the superior intelligence in the jungle until something from out of this world begged to differ. Captured as an exotic pet, she has to make the best of things until a way home can be found. Homage to the Lewis Carroll stories, but not a cross-over.

Yes, my title makes no sense. But neither do the stories. Here it is again, the supernatural fic advent calender by me, and Madam Mimm. There'll be a new fic every day in the lead-up to Christmas. Various ratings, M just to be safe. Destiel and Sabriel. Fluff-Angst.

"Welcome to the Vakarian family, Commander Shepard." "What?" she said blankly. It's a strange awakening, when you're in the company of strangers who treat you as family. Post-ME3.

Dean buys a new dresser...that just happens to be haunted. Yes, this is a 90s comedy romance fic. Fluffy, but also angsty.

My 2012 DC Big Bang entry. "Tyger! Tyger! burning bright/In the forests of the night,/What immortal hand or eye/Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?" [from The Tyger, by William Blake]

Spike and Dru come to Sunnydale a bit earlier and Dru's visions cause a change of plans.

Garrus and Shepard go for drinks on Illium, post-Horizon, and over hear a couple in an all too familiar position... This is completely separate from my other Garrus/FemShep fics. I wasn't going to write more, but then I did... Complete

Shepard and Garrus's try for a baby doesn't work out as planned. Wrex knows a thing or two about that.

Hiding does no-one any good it seems. Prompt: "With Jaime asleep beside her, Brienne gets the courage to touch him. What she doesn't realize is he's actually awake and only feigning sleep." Hope this fill does this prompt justice as it doesn't go into the kink side of the meme and wanders round it like a lost puppy. I own nothing and owe GRRM everything.

Nathaniel helps Bethany with an injury.

A collection of non-Garrus stories from the old masskink meme. Some editorial changes, spoilers for ME1 and ME2.

On what may be the last night of their lives, Jaime and Brienne discover that their actions and motivations are not so different after all. One shot Jaime/Brienne. (UPDATE: This story is continued in a longer work, Nights Without Armor.)

Post-ME3 Destroy end. Garrus cares for Shepard while she struggles with recovering from her injuries, and in the process discovers that it isn't just her body that needs healing.

Cullen is out past curfew with the hopes of dealing with a little problem. Unfortunately for him, he's not the only one out and about... What's a girl to do? Cullen/F!Amell. One-Shot

Shepherd goes to recruit Archangel, but finds her old friend unwilling to believe it's really her, back from the dead. Could telling a few embarrassing stories from the old days convince him? Rated T for mild language, violence, and a brief suggestive theme.

Part 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th & 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard. COMPLETE

It started out as an assignment; watch the drell, make sure he stays out of trouble. It was supposed to be simple, but Haron knows things rarely are. He would just add this to the list of things in his life that didn't go as they should have. Slash Continued in Shrines

Before Jane Shepard and Garrus Vakarian go "blow off steam" for the first time, Mordin gives the turian some important advice. Rating is M just to be safe.

Small things that happen during the 'Limbo' storyline, 'Meanwhile' is what takes place back on Earth when Grunt finds a small survivor among the rubble after the Reapers. If Shepard managed to raise a bouncing krogan boy... how hard can it be to raise a squishy little human kid?

Four months ago, Spike received an unaddressed letter. Now he has to decide what to do about it. The foregone conclusion to its predecessor "I Just Don't Think I'll Ever Get Over You." Spander, for all you Steves out there

Back aboard the Normandy, Garrus is faced with a bit of a problem. As it seems everyone onboard, regardless of gender or species, has taken up Normandy's favorite pastime; hitting on Commander Shepard. And, of course, Shepard is her regular oblivious self.

What if Garrus was a female? Genderbender AU

"You know, birds and bees Garrus? Do you have birds and bees on Palaven?" "I am a bird, Shepard." Slash / yaoi / gay / mature ME2

She's caught him, three times now since he's come up to the cabin, stealing glances at her hands.

A slice of life: Garrus and Shepard learn there are little things they both wouldn't mind helping each other with. Inspired by a prompt from MEK community on LJ.

While the Reapers ravage Palaven, some of the Turians on Menae pass the time by trading stories about the species they've bedded. Garrus enlightens them on what it's like to be with a human. Originally posted on the MEK community on LJ.

First AVP fic.When Lex joined the Expedition to Antarctica, she never imagined the turns her life would take. From the pyramids of an isolated island at the top of the world to the furthest reaches of the galaxy, this is a story about life and the unexpected places it takes you, but in the end, you know you can always find your home. Complete LexScar

A small gift prompts Legion to go on a small quest of discovery. Rated T to be safe.

Garrus finally gets to fight through an antique store.

When Shepard strolled into the lounge, wearing civvies and a smile, Garrus knew the time had finally come, whether they were ready or not. She'd lined them up in her scope and was preparing to take her shot.

Written for Mass Effect kinkmeme. A drunk competitive contest between Shepard and Garrus goes too far.

ME3 oneshot- A confrontation over selfish behavior almost results in a brawl in the mess before an old hand aboard the Normandy intervenes. Vega, Cortez and Garrus. T for language. Shepard-Free, no romance or fluff.

It was going to be a joke. At least, that's what she told herself as she opened her mouth and the words, "We could test your reach… and my flexibility," fell out.

This was the first time they'd done this, and Shepard was in some serious pain. But it could be worse. Shepard/Vakarian. Rated M for... language?

The wars are over and Jaime and Brienne are left standing. Both must find a way to cope with all of the changes and claim a place in the new order. They are companions in loneliness and it begins to seem that all either has left is the other. Future fic

Garrus helps Shepard with a problem from his past. Slash. Inspired by the prompt "Shepard's loyalty mission".

To be fair, Shepard probably shouldn't have been eavesdropping in the first place.

Even happy endings have their challenges. A look at Shepard and Garrus growing old together.

She made him swear to keep Alistair on his feet until he could stand alone. Maker help him, Zevran will honor that final promise, even if it kills him.

The law of conservation of energy states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed from one state into another. And what is grace, if not energy?

At a time when all seems lost, Tyrion comes to the rescue and Sansa learns a different meaning to the words "A Lannister pays his debts". Tyrion really is a bigger man than he seems, and her captivity at the Vale makes her appreciate this.

Keran finds himself assigned to a remote post for six months, his only company a young tranquil mage named Feynriel. Rated M for eventual smutty bits.

Fill for a prompt on kmeme. Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian have settled down together after the Reaper War, along with their adopted children. A short glimpse into their new lives.

While on his way to visit Lex, Scar thinks back on the events of their meeting- and the way his life changed as a result. AvP AU. Scar/Lex.

What's an Uruk to do when his neatly ordered life is thrown into upheaval from an unexpected source? Run like hell, of course! Set post-War of the Ring. COMPLETE

A mercenary is captured by an Elder Arbitrator and unwillingly held as his trophy pet. She has her uses, but when she helps him escape temporary confinement he begins to think of a possible new use for her. Rated Mature for strong language and content...

Post S6. God cleans up the mess. Or, so they assume. Four years later, Dean feels a small hand grab his own and looks down to see a child's bright blue eyes. Eyes he recognizes.

Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.

AU. Dean is an EMT who gets a weird call out to a market where Castiel has just had what looks like a seizure. As he soon discovers though, 'weird' doesn't begin to cover it. CRACK ANGST

Sebastian and Fenris are attracted to each other, and together they explore loopholes in Sebastian's vows.

The story of Shepard's life, turned into nighttime story many parents across different species tell their children.

How do you keep a 10th walker busy after the Ring has been destroyed? Give her someone to play with! What better post-war playmate is there than a traumatized Uruk? COMPLETE

Joker finds out about Legion's "There was a hole" excuse and is convinced that Legion has a thing for Shepard. Inspired by an MK prompt. SLASH. Sort of.

Sebastian arrives in Starkhaven to find two things waiting for him - a letter from Grand Cleric Elthina, and a certain apostate mage.

Dean x Cas. Sam-heavy. Crack. Dean catches Sam listening to Beyonce's Halo and realizes oh. Yeah. He can relate. Written for an anonymous request on tumblr.

Sam POV, Dean x Cas While on a shopping trip for a newly human Cas, Sam gets a firsthand view of just how infatuated his brother and Cas are with each other. And how completely oblivious they are to it, as well.

With his brother deathly ill, Dean hunts down the one thing that could cure him - the horn of a unicorn. CRACK.

Monroe really did have an actual reason for being at the man's house at 6:30 in the morning. Really, he did. Of course, Nick just HAD to be wearing red, didn't he? And taking it off with nothing on underneath was NOT helpful in the slightest.

Five times Hawke gave Carter a hug, and one time he gave her one. Kmeme prompt

Mini fill for the Grimm Kink prompt. Nick needs a hand moving in and gets more than he expected.

Fics posted every day, right up until christmas : Fluff, porn, angst...luck of the draw really. : Destiel, Sabriel etc. T right now WILL BE M IN LATER CHAPTERS just fyi.

We live or die by the choices we make, but when does survival make way for life? R&R! Hope you're enjoying!

Shepard is dismayed to find she's going grey, and Garrus is confused.

A parody of the six origin stories, with a twist

Kmeme Fill. Carver becomes a Grey Warden and doesn't quite fit in until another Warden shows an interest after a bad nightmare. A short story about how Carver and Nathaniel Howe get to know each other and become more then just a recruit and his commander

Turians must find human lips fascinating, don't you think?

When your desperate anything will do, luckily he found her. This story will be graphic. Sexual situations, blood and gore, plus whatever is to come.

Request to kink meme - mpreg. Half-fill. Mordin is experimenting in the lab, and ends up with a few little...problems on his hands. Fem!Shep is the one he calls for an opinion. Fill is tender, a little silly and a little sad.

Where Garrus is lacking in information, Shepard is more than willing to provide. FemShep/Garrus.

DAWC Challenge: write about rain from the perspective of a character who'd never experienced it before. Well, for Oghren, everything about the surface is new and scary; and some things are newER and scarIER than others. T for Oghren's colorful language.

A crack fic - Dean and Cas look for some alone time in a forest, unfortunately a whiny teen stumbles in on them. Twilight crossover. Don't read if you actually like the books

There's a thin line between love and hate.

5 Members of the Normandy's Crew play Axis and Allies. What role will Mordin have to do in all of this? Short stories about the crew of the Normandy playing games.

Garrus faces the reality of serving on a human ship.

Spike's always known what the first thing he would do once the chip came out was.

AU. Dean is honourably discharge after becoming a POW and being tortured for information, leaving him emotionally destroyed and physically warped. Sam buys a new 4NG3L series Apple Robot to keep Dean sane.

Yautja females have died out, and yautja males have discovered that human females are capable surrogates. Anya, a human female, discovers herself courted by a high ranking male. Part 2, Start of a New Life is up.

The one where Dean doesn't have to defend his honor because Sam does it for him. A companion piece to "Phases of the Moon."

SLASH. Dean had just wanted to shock Castiel out of his porn-watching habit. But then the plan doesn't exactly go as planned, and Dean realizes that Castiel watching so much porn mightn't be such a bad thing after all.

Dean could blame it on Gabriel, because EVERYTHING could be blamed on the Trickster, or he could blame it on Sam, for knowing the possibility and not telling him, hell, he could even probably blame Cas but in the end, he knew the blame lay with him...

Dean is hired by Zachariah to fathom the new creature he's fished out of the sea, and that would be Castiel obviously.PS Deviant art now has images for this story - thanks to BobbleHeadedJesus and togainyourtrust. and more

Complete. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe slash. 4 months after the apocalypse that wasn't, Sam, Cas and Gabe are brought back to life at the same time and place, leaving Sam to deal with two suddenly human angels and the fact that he can never see his brother again.

Shepard's always loved driving the Mako. She was oblivious to her friends horror of it. Until they got organized. One shot of a Mako intervention from Shepard's and Joker's pov

One writer's journey in procrastination. Now simply a collection of drabbles, ranging from genre to genre, for any character and pairing requested. Various. Updated whenever.

Dr. Mordin Solus once noted how different species react to and relieve stress in different ways. As the salarian embarks to join Cadrina Shepard for another sing-along, he learns a bit more about the human ways of unwinding…

Another fill for masskink - Shepard is still new to her LI's culture and way of treating relationships and therefore gets some advice from another human-turian couple before applying that newfound knowledge in that tryst before the Omega 4 relay.

Cas makes new friends and Dean hates them a lot.

Series of one-shots about the lives of Garrus, Shepard and their two adopted sons after ME3. Based on two OCs. My story "Shepard's Son" fits in with these one-shots.

Happiness cannot be contained or expressed in words alone. Cadrina Shepard shares a song with resident scientist Mordin Solus...

AU Castiel is an english teacher, marking his papers outside so he can watch Coach Winchester at work. One paper proves too intesting to pass over. Because all I did while was down was write porn.

When you love someone, deeply, and they're taken from you. Can you love again? jayne/zoe

The one where Dean doesn't have commitment issues because Sam has them for him. A sequel to "Curvature of the Earth"

This story is a bridge from ME2 to a postulated ME3. Assumes female paragon Shepherd and Garrus relationship. Contains implied human-alien sexuality and implied erotic content in chapter 12. Some language.

This story focuses on Grunt, our lovable teenage Krogan! Follow the adventures of Grunt as he grows up with the Normandy crew, and wraps his head around the concept that he is attracted to a Quarian! Contains adult situations and violence. Grunt X Tali

Dean gets stuck sharing a bed with Castiel every time, which isn't fair given what Castiel's like when he's asleep. Essentially porn with plot and some laughs thrown in. Slash

Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what "stuff" actually means is Sam. Sometimes it's hard being the smart one.

Just because they sort of like each other doesn't mean it's easy. A few vignettes that follow Love and Levirate.

There's no such thing as a support group for the recently deceased. Fortunately for Commander Shepard, she has a talent for improvisation. FemShepard/Garrus, also features Miranda, Kasumi, and Tali.

Even those who will one day achieve greatness have moments of normalcy along the way-at least, as normal as is possible for this bunch. A collection of glimpses at the lives of Shepard and her squadmates before they became galactic heroes.

Dean is getting ready to get married and he get's a visit from his fiancee. Short fluffy/humour in which Castiel takes wedding traditions too seriously and adopts a new vessel.

Guardian angels have never been perfect creatures, but a one-time hitman might be stretching things.

ME2-When Shepard is away from the Normandy, the squad begins to chafe under Miranda's authority. They look to have her replaced as XO, but on a ship built by Cerberus, crewed by the most powerful mercenaries in the galaxy, a mutiny could spell disaster for all of them. Garrus, Miranda, Tali, Jacob, Mordin and other supporting characters. Not a shipfic. Shepard-Free.

Five things Ronon never told anyone about Sateda. Evan Lorne/Ronon Dex

COMPLETE. The MK fill that just wouldn't die. Garrus is feeling insecure. Can his commander help him find his confidence again? FemShep/Garrus. Note: M rating for sexual situations, nudity, and language. Probably NSFW.

SLASH. It all started with Dean's perfectly healthy hatred of frivilous holidays and a much-coveted sack of dust. Poor Castiel doesn't fully understand 'romance' to begin with, and this crash course is most unwelcome.

One year after the Antarctic incident, Lex leads a new group through ancient tombs in Africa when one by one her team begins to vanish and she finds herself face to face with not only familiar hissing aliens, but a certain hunter as well. Lex/Scar

EPIC spoilers for the promo for 6.07 - Family Matters. There's a belt. It's not around someone's waist. So whose is it? These are my very Dean/Cas tainted ideas for each of the three possibilities. Rated for language.

People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.

Drabbles. Sam and Dean are on a vision quest, passing through their memories. Will add more later, for now I just wanted to see Dean's reaction to seeing how his stares with Castiel really look.

The Illusive Man takes a page from the Villain's Book of Traditional Emotional Manipulation Techniques. It doesn't go quite as he planned. Written for the Girl Saves Boy ficathon on LiveJournal. FemShepard/Garrus.

-Slash. Dean/Cas. Slightly alternate S5 ending.- Castiel, now stuck as a human, is perfectly equipped to fall completely apart now that his glory days are over. Clueless but well-meaning Dean Winchester is on the case. Oneshot, written for a prompt.

That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.

Alistair was not Cailan. He was only a collection of similar shortcomings, wearing her dead husband's face.

Five little things that tell Xander that Spike loves him.

prompt from comment fic: Firefly, Jayne, babysitting was the hardest job he'd ever agreed to. Zoe/Jayne

It's the oldest story in the book: Boy meets girl. And sometimes, boy meets boy. A look at various Dragon Age character pairs, and how they met. Multiple origins, pairings, and characters inside. For dao challenge "Boy meets Girl"

The one where Dean doesn't have a gay crisis because Sam has it for him.

Gabriel continues to be helpful, Dean has trouble verbalising things, and Castiel sides with his brother. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel

Complete. Slash AU. In a Sunnydale without Buffy, Spike is being held captive by the Initiative. When a newly de-souled Angelus arrives in town, he may be the only one with knowledge enough to stop him. Enter Xander, new Initiative recruit, demon magnet.

What's a girl to do when the line between intuition and an over-active imagination disappears? Rated for language and future adult situations. May re-write someday

It is just before Kasumi's loyalty mission, and Shepard is running around the Normandy in a tiny black dress. Ship productivity flatlines as everyone on board, even Garrus, takes notice.

The Citadel Council tries to tie Garrus and femShep up in an open-ended project to "improve relations" between turians and humans. They didn't expect the two to cut right to the chase. The turian Councilor is most put out. Crack fic, contains smut.

Some aspects of romancing an alien are strange new territory, while others are all too familiar. Fifty one-sentence snapshots of Garrus and Shepard's relationship.

Stand-alone sequel to "Damn Straight." Dean/Cas, slight AU, Human!Cas. Dean and Cas have been together for a few weeks now, and Sam discovers that they still haven't done the deed. So what's the hold up? Now Complete. Ch4:Sam's motel neighbors are noisy.

Just what *are* those two elves doing in the Warden's tent?

Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough. Now Complete, continued in the sequel "Wait Wait Wait."

Death changes things. When Commander Shepard tries to tell her old friend what he means to her, she finds out that her own thoughts about him have changed. Garrus/FemShep. ME 1 and 2 spoilers. T for innuendo and cussing. COMPLETE. Sequel: Closer to Home

Post ME 2. Garrus knows that by continuing his relationship with Shepard, they will both face difficult personal and professional challenges. What he doesn't know is that most of these challenges await them both upon the Normandy's return to the Citadel.

Dean/Castiel SLASH! Dean and Cas on the most important missing persons case of all. Where in the world is God? Mentions events up to "The End".

In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.

Squadmates, friends and acquaintances react, in their own words, to the new turn in Garrus and Shepard's relationship. Because everybody's got an opinion. Fem!Shepard/Garrus.

AU. Four times Alistair and Elissa could have fallen in love, even if they hadn't been the last two Grey Wardens of Ferelden. Four chapters. Alistair x Cousland.

Six mothers, and the men who loved them. All origins, male PCs. Gen. Happy Mother's Day.

ME2-The Normandy's two most unstable crewmembers are left on guard duty during a routine excursion. An attempt to relate to one another results in the only outcome possible between them. Shepard joins in Chapt 2 3. Rated M for violence, language

Nathaniel/Tabris, post-Awakening. For the nathaniel howe community swapathon. An evening of drinking leads Commander Tabris and Nathaniel to become closer than expected. Past Alistair/Tabris, Nathaniel/Cousland, but not the focus.

Viki irritates Sarkel to no end but, are there other ways that she's driving him crazy? To be read after "Here Come the Terran". Chapters vary from T to M. NOT FOR YOUNGLINGS! Don't own Star Trek.

Why'd Zoe choose him. Him? To sleep with... to touch... to have a child with? Jayne may never understand.

Five ways Castiel made Dean feel. Dean/Castiel slash

Nervous about the mechanics of blowing off steam with a human, Garrus seeks advice about the bane of xeno-loving turians throughout the galaxy— how is this kissing thing supposed to work, especially when you’ve got no lips? Garrus/Shepard, Garrus/Thane.

A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.

A freaky box thing steals people's memories and then some stuff happens. Dean/Castiel

Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.

Wherein sleeping arrangements are awkward, Sam teaches Castiel about picking up girls and Dean finds out what to do with your angel when he’s not really an angel anymore. Dean/Castiel

When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.

Preslash. Dean discovers that Castiel is actually 'his' angel...he just doesn't realize just how possessive that realization has made him.

Garrus and Shepared enjoy their night together before hitting the relay.

A terrible disease renders the women of Vulcan infertile and Vulcan males must bond with earth females to preserve their species. Next: "Unspoken" and "Silly Vulcans" which are finished, and "What I Hate About You", "Seductive Logic" and "Pink, Green and Blue" which are in progress. Own no part of any Star Trek series in any way.

Grunt and Garrus have a revealing conversation about tank imprints and the genophage.

Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.

While the Commander is away, the quarian will play. But what does a certain salarian have to say on the subject? TalixShepard

The most precious part of being alive needs no words. FemShep/Garrus smut, post-endgame. Very minor spoilers for Garrus romance, sidequest, and ME2 endgame.

Unabashed FemShep/Garrus fluffsmut. Very little plot, but lots of inner musing. So if that isn't your thing... *whistles*

Ever wonder what it would be like if Cullen were a party member? And a romance option? Here are some dialogue options Bioware *could* have taken. Cullen/Mage PC, plus some interactions with other party members. Fun little snippets, nothing too serious.

Ever wonder what happens if time continued after the GAME OVER? What if Shepard's teammates had to save her from peril? Shepard faced dozens to save the Archangel. Now Garrus must face a Turian's discomfort in order to save Commander Shepard's life.

Garrus and Shepard spend a quiet evening together with paints, as Shepard thinks about vertigo. Garrus/Shepard, Spoilers for Mass Effect 2

There's something about a toad, and about a purple moon, and about a gay freakout, and then there's the happy ending. Crackfic, Dean/Castiel.

Episode Tag to "The Real Ghostbusters" 5.09 Dean tells Castiel about his day and makes a confession.

Arl Eamon tells him, "All women are princesses in their own way, lad. Once you realize that, it's merely a matter of what dragons they need slain."

Dean/Castiel PRE-SLASH! Castiel is hurt and Dean rambles on.

Dean and Castiel's son, Hunter, is frightened by a thunderstorm. Dean sings to him to make him feel better. Family fluff ensues. Not an MPREG. :

The victim of a spell gone awry, Buffy finds herself trapped in Victorian London, where she meets a man surprisingly familiar to her. Winner of twenty-seven awards, including three Best WIPs. Thanks to all who review!

Ronon once mentioned a desire to learn science. Now he is. Rodney/Ronon McDex slash

Rated for violence, sexuality, gore, dry humor: A predator's battle spills into a woman's house. She finds herself stranded with him, obstructed by the language barrier. Will she help him elude the F.B.I after learning his true intentions? R&R

Dick makes a bet involving nudity, stock, and a pretty girl. Mac Dick

Rayne. Jayne has a some what terrifying realization.

Tribute to Solain Rhyo and her work. Oneshot on her fictional character Cora Benson from Sacrifice Theory. When Lex is brought to the infirmary, comatose, Cora makes a decision to face the hunters... with an unusual request. COMPLETED

River is confounding poor Jayne. Rayne.

Not everybody who captures the Serenity crew is an evil torturing fiend... although a sense of humour can be almost as bad. Short standalone for comedic purposes.

Originally posted in 2005 on Copper for a Kiss and Objects in Space. A little bit of Rayney fluff. COMPLETE. Disclaimer: Jayne, River, Serenity, and the Crew belong to Joss, Fox, Mutant Enemy, and Universal, not me.

Spike is making a nuisance out of himself much to Fred’s amusement and Knox’s annoyance. [complete]

COMPLETE! Just some orcish drabble. This ties in to Absolution, but you don't have to read one to read the other.

This fic was spawned by an informal challenge among friends: Would it be possible to get Lurtz involved with a woman without violencerape and not create something horribly sappy, Mary Sueish? This is the result I came up with...

COMPLETE! Possibly one of the oddest LOTR love stories ever written. Set approximately six months after ROTK, all OCs, dooming me to obscurity, I know. Rated M for future updates, but NOT slash, I assure you!

A yautja Arbitrator, sent to deal with a pack of renegades, finds an unlikely comrade in a human female who proves herself to be a warrior against the enemies that matter.

While out for a stroll, Spike encouters a demon that decides Spike needs to grow up. Warning: Slash Spander, for livejournal's fallforsx

Spike is in an abusive relationship with Buffy...how far will Tara go to help him get out, and how will it change her life in the process? COMPLETE!

With no place to go after "Tabula Rasa", a desperate Tara crashes with Spike - a "temporary" arrangement which spawns a friendship that will change the destinies of everyone around them. COMPLETE.

When Spike and Willow's agreement to send him a week back in time to stop the events in "Seeing Red" backfires, Spike finds himself trapped in Season Two and an ethical minefield.

Spike and Xander get a little tied up. Slash.

On the way to Isengard, Legolas and Gimli resolve the issue of who won at Helm's Deep, and Legolas finally manages to convince Gimli to remove his armor. Slash.