Hi guys! My name is Dynamictoffee and I love reading and writing my own books! Someone told me about this website and I thought I would try it out.

I am friends with: Dynamiccookie, Laurenlozza88, Katecullen14, Benjy1999, The Dragon Whisper,

Current Projects: None

ANY IMPORTANT NOTICES: I have decided to delete all of my stories and start them again one by one as it seems daunting looking at my home page and seeing them all needing editing/uploading.

Personality: shy at first, funny, flamboyant, kind, always there for you, helpfull, creative, weird, crazy, easy to become upset, sensitive like crazy.

My Godly parent is Janus, God of choices and pathways.

Favourite Quotes:

'What are these guys?' he whispered.

'Canadians' Percy said.

Frank leaned away from him. 'Excuse me?'

'Uh, no offence,' Percy said.

Percy Jackson and Frnak Zhang. Son Of Neptune

'They want to cook you and eat you,' she said diststefully, 'which is ridiculous. You'd taste terrible.'

'Thank you, Grandmother.'

'I am glad to see you one last time, even if even if your clothes are dirty and you need a haircut. Is this how you represent your family?'

Frank Zhang and his Grandmother. Son Of Neptune

'It's a training camp,' Leo realized. He looked at Aphros in awe. 'you train heroes, the same way Chiron does?'

Aphros nodded, a glint of pride in his eyes. 'We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a mer-hero, and we have trained him or her!'

'Oh sure,' Leo said. 'Like ... um, the Little Mermaid?'

Aphros frowned. 'Who? No! Like Triton, Glaucus, Weissmuller and Bill!'

'Oh.' Leo had no idea who any of those people were. 'You trained Bill? Impressive.'

'Indeed!' Aphros pounded his chest. 'I trained Bill myself. A great merman.'

'You teach combat, I guess'

Aphros threw up his hands in exasperation. 'Why does everyone assume that?'

Leo glanced at the massive sword on the fish-guys back. 'Uh, I don't know.'

'I teach music and poetry!' Aphros said. 'Life skill! Homemaking! These are important for heroes.'

'Absolutely.' Leo tried to keep a straight face. 'Sewing? Cookie baking?

'Yes. I'm glad you understand. Perhaps later, if I don't have to kill you, I will share my brownie recipe.'

- Leo Valdez and Aphros. The Mark of Athena

My favourite books are:

Harry Potter by J.K Rowling

Percy Jackson By Rick Riordon

Witch and Wizard by James Patterson

Shiver, Linger and Forever by Maggie Stiefvater

Joshua Files by M.G Harris

My favourite genre is:

Adveture/Fantasy/Romance

Most likely to write about:

Percy Jackson

The Hunger Games

The Enemy

Favourite Films:

Percy Jackson

The Hunger Games

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus Prophecies

Lightening Thief:

You shall go west, and face the god who has turned,

You shall find what was stolen, and see it safely returned,

You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend,

And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

Sea of Monsters:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,

You shall find what you seek and make it your own,

But despair for your life entombed within stone,

And fail without friends, to fly home alone

Titan's Curse:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,

One shall be lost in the land without rain,

The bane of Olympus shows the trail,

Campers and Hunters combined prevail,

The Titan's curse must one withstand,

And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

Battle of the Labyrinth:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,

The dead, the traitor, and the lost one raise.

You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,

The Child of Athena's final stand.

Destroy with a hero's final breath,

And lose a love to worse than death.

The Last Olympian: This book was about acting on the Great Prophecy

A Half-Blood of the eldest gods,

Shall reach sixteen against all odds,

And see the world in endless sleep,

The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap,

A single choice shall end his days,

Olympus to preserve or raze

The Lost Hero:

Child of Lightning,

beware the earth,

The giants' revenge the seven shall birth,

The forge and dove shall break the cage,

And death unleash, through Hera's rage.

Son of Neptune: Not really a prophecy, but...

Go to Alaska.

Find Thanatos and free him.

Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die

And then there's Ellie's prophecy:

To the north,

beyond the gods,

Lies the legion's crown.

Falling from ice,

the son of Neptune shall drown

Mark of Athena:

Wisdom’s daughter walks alone,

The Mark of Athena burns through Rome.

Twins snuff out the angel's breath,

Who holds the key to endless death.

Giants' bane stands gold and pale,

Won through pain from a woven jail.

And then there's also the Prophecy of Seven:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.

To storm or fire, the world must fall.

An oath to keep with a final breath,

And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death.

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp

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Dynamictoffee

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop (I TOTALLY DO!!!), put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm a GIRL, so I must only care about make-up and skirts.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (True!)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (True as well :( )

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (Does it count if you never lived/known your younger brother?)

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Why would I be on fanfiction?)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (How does that work? I'm gay...)

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Ummmm...No comment...)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

LIST TWELVE RANDOM PERCY JACKSON CHARACTERS

1. Luke

2. Annabeth

3. Percy

4. Silena

5. Jason

6. Frank

7. Leo

8. Hazel

9. Zeus

10. Apollo

11. Athena

12. Hermes

(Set before The House Of Hades)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Frank and Athena... No I haven't read one and I dont want to...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Silena? No...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hermes got Hazel pregnant? What is this madness?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Zeus? No...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Annabeth and Frank? Hmm... Not sure...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Jason/Zeus or Jason/Apollo Definatly Jason/Apollo because it would be cute! Jason and Zeus... No... That's basically incest...

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Luke/Hazel No because (Spoiler alert!) Luke is dead...

8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

I have not read a fanfic about Jason...

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night --stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Luke and Leo are in a happy relationship until Zeus runs off with Leo. Luke, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Athena and a brief unhappy affair with Frank, then follows the wise advice of Jason and finds true love with Hermes ... Wierd...

10. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Leo/Hazel? I'd be shocked and scared for Frank because Leo would torch Hazel and burn Franks stick thus killing him and Hazel...

11. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

If Jason was a good friend of a sibling or relative of mine I would be over the moon!

12. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

If I saw Hazel and Athena In a closet together with a rubber ducky I would say "Uhh... Hi guys... I was looking for my rubber ducky... I need it for my bath..."

13. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

I'd cry because I look up to Annabeth so much!

14. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

I would say "Apollo... The door is over there... Get out... I'm not in the mood today!"

15. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

I'd be like "Luke? Why are you cutting your wrists? (Spoiler alert again...) You're dead..."

16. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would say "Thank you Silena!"

17. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Frank... Why do you want my hairbrush? Wait! Why do I have a hairbrush?

18. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

If Leo, Zeus and Silena were singing at 3 in the morning I would say something like “Shut up! I'm trying to watch YouTube!”

19. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

If Annabeth and Athena were my teachers I would be the smartest kid ever!

20 What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

I’m not sure what Hazel would say if Annabeth and Jason got married…

21. What would (6) most likely be buying at Tesco’s?

Frank would probably be buying something to protect his stick from fire…

How to live your life:

Train At Camp Half-blood

Study At Hogwarts

Become a Victor In Panem

Find A Love Like In Titanic

Be A Wolf In Mercy Falls

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10 Commandments of a Teenager

1)Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from Co-op. (Tescos' has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave 'em in the middle)

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Kurtis

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kurizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Jack Queens

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Ruskubur (I LOVE IT!)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (current underwear color, favorite drink): Black And Yellow Fanta (Uh...)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Uskuhmh

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Tango (Amazing)

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Sarah

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit): spider apple

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory): Purple Peg Leg (Walk the plank)

Copy and Paste this if you've done all of these Before! :D

1.) Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, walked out, and then remembered.

2.) When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.

3.) When you Were Little, thought the shape of a real heart was actually

4.) Closed the fridge door really slow, just to see when the lights went off.

5.) Tried to balance the light , between the ON & OFF

GRYFFINDOR:

You have a lot of friends.

You get along with everyone.

You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months.

You love soccer.

You love baseball.

You’re into writing and art.

Favourite music genre is pop rock.

You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory.

One of your favourite colours is red or gold.

Good grades at school.

One of the worst things you can do is lie.

You plan on going to college/university.

TOTAL: 2

HUFFLEPUFF:

You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.

You laugh a lot.

You like to follow trends.

Politics suck.

You love to swim.

Water polo is awesome.

Pink is one of your favourite colours.

Black is morbid & depressing.

You’re an optimist.

You’re completely straight edged.

You’re very emotional.

Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favourite music genre.

You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.

You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 5

RAVENCLAW:

You’re depressed to a certain extent.

You love to read.

You appreciate theatre & arts.

Sports suck.

You’re shy.

Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

Hate is completely unneeded.

Indie is your favourite genre of music.

Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.

Lying is sometimes okay.

Blue is one of your favourite colours.

Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 7

SLYTHERIN:

There’s at least one person you hate.

Basketball is a good sport.

Football is amazing.

Black is a cool colour.

You’ve lied about something serious.

You’re a very deep person.

You have considered suicide.

Very loyal.

You like metal.

They make school seem more important than it is.

You’re scared to grow up.

Anger is one of your primary feelings.

You have trust issues.

Guilty until proven innocent

Total: 9

So Slytherin... Not what I expected...

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! (No censorship meant; it's just a obsession fan thing)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Time for some... COPY AND PASTE!!!!!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely cannot live without one or more or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl), copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PJO LIKE ME, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile (said word was 'of'. I know, I'm ashamed...)

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Talk with food in your mouth. (But I cover my mouth.)

Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (Not the make-up...)

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

TOTAL: 9

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism(This made me laugh!)

A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

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