As long as he could remember, Eridan had walked in the footsteps of the legendary pirate Dualscar and failed to live up to his name. However, just as he prepares to accept his fate, a chance meeting with their psionic helmsman alters his destiny forever.

Eridan's life had been so busy and drama filled lately, but maybe just a little spilled coffee would make it a tad bit better. Rating changed T-M. Warnings inside. (discontinued/being rewritten)