This account is comprised of five horrible people:

spookystingray: weird Homestuck geek, princess of irony and self-deprecation.

busterkuri: I'm super kawaii-desu. If you disagree you can shove a rake up your ass left nostril.

OralSFX: Lol my username is a pun.

queermosexticle: Comedy genius and hater of puns.

nyance-ler: I AM SO NORMAL I AM REALLY DEFINITELY NOT OUT OF PLACE HERE (PLEASE HELP ME)

About Us

This is a collab account where the five of us destroy everything you ever loved. The idea is sort of a mad-lib story where we take turns writing a chapter with only the chapter before us to build from nothing. We write nothing. We build nothing. We ARE nothing. Go home. We're drunk.

Tagline: If you pretend we're all high-school students this whole ordeal will seem much more believable.

Our Magnum Opus (so far): The Human King