Hello, world! How are you on this fine day? Swell, I hope. :)

Well, I suppose you'd like to know a bit about myself. Unless you don't. But I don't really care because I'm going to spew all my deepest, darkest secrets to strangers on the internet, anyway. Well, most of them. Otherwise they wouldn't be secrets, would they? I can sense your eyes glazing over as you continue to read this mindless rambling. So I will spare your minds from this atrociousness. And I am aware that I might have spelled 'atrociousness' wrong, but I'm too lazy to look it up. My apologies.

On with the biography!

So, my name is Callie. I have another account on this site, but I'm not telling you what it is, because I don't want to. MUAHAHAHA. Ha. Anyway, I'm not a stranger to fanfiction. I've written a couple of Percy Jackson stories, and I'm trying to work on some Harry Potter oneshots, so we'll see where that takes us, yeah?

On to the irrelevant facts about me!

My favorite foods consist of mashed potatos, pie, pistachios, Rice Krispy Treats, Frosted Flakes, candy canes, blueberry muffins, sea salt bagels, and waffles.

My favorite drink is predominately Diet Coke, though I do like unsweet iced tea, hot tea, Diet Dr. Pepper, and orange juice.

I have troubles picking favorite colors, because I feel guilty when I do. I like all the colors equally. Except yellow. I hate wearing it and I hate it on cars unless the car is Bumblebee from Transformers. Then I freakin' love it.

I have a million and four soulmates. From Harry Potter, I love Sirius Black, George Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Draco Malfoy, and Neville Longbottom. From Percy Jackson, I love Nico di Angelo. From Tamora Pierce's universe of Tortall, I love George Cooper, Numair Salmalin, Neal of Queenscove, Owen of Jesslaw, Domitan of Masbolle, and Lord Raoul of Goldenlake and Malorie's Peak. There are several others, though I won't name them. You'd get bored with my freaky obsession.

I like Disney songs. All of them. Nuff said.

My cat is named after a fish and my dog is morbidly obese. I love them alot. :)

I can cross my eyes and it freaks people out. I'm not sure why. It's not that uncommon, is it?

I'm pretty sure you've just skipped over all that nonsense. So I'll just let you get to it. Go click on something and read it. Please. I appreciate any and all reviews. Don't hold back your criticisms. I want to get better.

Au revoir, little biscuits!

~Callie