My fave Fanfic content:Dark Harry;Slytherin Harry

My fave pairings:Harry/Draco;Harry/Sirius;

Harry/Voldemort;Remus/Fenrir

Pairings I'd like to explore:Harry/Crouch Jr

My least favourite pairings:Harry/Ginny

What I will NEVER write about:Voldemort turning good

Some of my favourite characters - in order most to least

Harry Potter Books:Sirius,Harry,Draco,Bellatrix,Voldemort,

James,Remus

BtVS:Angelus,Spike,Dawn,Drusilla

Favourite titles that will make appearances in my stories:Your Lordlyness,

Your Obnoxiousness,The Raven,

Your Bloodiness, Your Darkness,

the Prince of Darkness

My Favourite Magic and magical information:

Magical Travel?Flying (I have Wings! HaHa)

Element?Fire and Water

Magical Creature?Basilisk,Pegasus and Cerberus

House Affinity?Slytherin

Magical Period?Ancient Egyptian

Allegiance?Dark

Animagus?Main Coon Cat or Black Wolf

Wand of choice?Ebony Wood with a Basilisk Fang core, with Runes carved into it, Iron Bands and an Amethyst.

Weapon of choice?Short Sword

Species Choice?Vampire

If I was an heir of a house, which would it be?Slytherin

All-time Favourite Pairing:Angel/Spike from Buffy.

All time LEAST Favourite Pairing:Harry/Ginny, Ginny looks to much like Harry's mum.

If I had a theme song, it would be:Beautiful by Christina Aguilera

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.

x You love jeans.

x dogs are better than cats

x It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

x Shopping is torture.

x Sad movies suck

x You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

x Gory movies are cool.

xYou go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

x Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

x Talk with food in your mouth.

x Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

xYou wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

xGo to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

x You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

x You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars

You were in gymnastics/dance?

x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

x You love the movies.

x Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total: 9

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

6. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

8. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

9. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

10. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

11. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

12. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .

"Just wait until we get home."

13. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

14. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

15. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

16. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

17. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

18. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

19. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

20. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

21. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I stopped listening ages ago, why haven't you stopped talking?

I don't have a licence to kill...only a learners permit.

The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."-unknown

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then let everyone else wonder how you did it." -unknown

"You laugh at me now, but you won't be laughing at me when I crawl out from under your bed tonight."

"Whenever I have trouble sleeping, I count the buckles on my straightjacket."

"Penguins!! They steal your sanity one brain cell at a time!!"

"What girls don't seem to know: If a guy acts like he hates you, chances are he likes you. What guys don't seem to know: If a girl acts like she hates you, chances are she hates you."

"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -unknown

When life gives you skittles, throw them at your enemy and scream "Taste the rainbow, you b-tch!!"

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! BEST reason!

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side!

'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.'

'Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.'

'I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!'

"Homosexuality exists in 450 species. Homophobia is found in only one. Which seems unnatural now?” (Amber Rose).

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dust-buster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.

26) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonnagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an appropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an experimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

''I would if I could but I can't so I won't'' - person

''Forgive your enemies but never forget their names'' - Some old U.S president

"Be nice to your enemies, it might just confuse them." - Bumper Sticker

"People think I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy...It is in a glass jar on my desk." - Stephen King

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool and choose songs to fit with the setting

Opening Credits:Stay Awake- Harry Connick Jr.

Waking Up:Haunted- Taylor Swift

First Day of School:Can't Stand Still- AC/DC

Falling In Love:Can't Stop Rock'N'Roll- AC/DC

Fight Song:Livin' On A Prayer- Bon Jovi

Breaking up Song:Me And Your Cigarettes- Miranda Lambert

Prom Night:All-American Girl- Carrie Underwood

Moving Out:All We'd Ever Need- Lady Antebellum

Life:Rock 'n' Roll- Kid Rock

Mental Breakdown:The Good Kind-the Wreckers

Driving:Restless-Alison Krauss

Flashback:Heaven Help Us All-Ray Charles

Getting Back Together:Cold- Crossfade

Wedding:Over the Rainbow- Harry Connick Jr.

Birth of a Child:Sugarland- Sugarland

Final Battle:The Troubles-U2

Funeral Song:Raise Your Glass-Pink

Final Credits:Calling Dr. Love-Kiss

75 percent of teenagers would cry their eyes out if Justin Bieber decided to jump off a building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're in the 25 percent that would be shouting "DO A FLIP"

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will tell you that you're a great singer even if you're terrible. BEST FRIENDS: Will tell you that you suck.

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Will already have a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.

I wear LEATHER so i MUST be a THUG.

I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists

I'm autistic, so i must be a freak.

I'm a Negro so I must carry a gun.

I'm blond , so I must be a ditz

I'm Jamaican so I must smoke weed.

I'm Haitian so I must eat cat.

I'm Asian, so I must be sexy.

I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch/bastard.

I'm religious , so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm atheist so i must hate the world.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST run around putting CURSES on people.

I don't have a religion , so I must be evil and have no morals.

I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.

I'm democrat , so I must not believe in being responsible.

I am liberal , so I must be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I'm NORTHERN, so I must be a farmer and/or stupid.

I take (or used to take) anti-depressants, so I must be crazy

I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm Indian, so I must own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a Cheerleader, so I must be a whore...

I'm a dancer, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts, so I must be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy

I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a teenaged mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.

I'm Polish, so I must wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm Italian, so I must have a big dick.

I'm Egyptian, so I must be a terrorist!!

I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.

I have straight A's, so I must have no social life.

I dye my hair crazy colors, so I must be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm into theater & art, so I must be a homosexual.

I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.

I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be fucking them

I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I must be gay

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm Colombian, so I must be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm Russian, so I must be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with gays, so I must be gay too

I'm Brazilian, so I must have a big Butt.

I'm Puerto Rican, so I must look good and be conceited.

I'm Salvadoran, so I must be in MS 13.

I'm Polish, so I must be greedy.

I'm Hawaiian so I must be lazy.

I'm Finnish so I must be an idiot.

I'm Peruvian, so I must like llamas.

I'm a stoner so I must be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm Straight Edge so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm black so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm bi so I must think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm asian so I must be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm Christian so I must hate homosexuals.

I'm mixed so I must be fucked up.

I'm muslim so I must be a terrorist.

I'm in band, so I must be a dork

I'm black so I must believe jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm mormon so I must be perfect.

I'm white and have black friends so I must think I'm black

I'm goth so I must worship the devil

I Love Shopping so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I like anime so I must be a nerd, crazy or weird.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (If you actually understand this you should probably count yourself as weird)

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy this and paste it to your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin colour doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that CAN resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door (glass or wood), copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg. book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.(BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!) (SHHHHH! don't tell the police)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid/obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever sat on your computer, reading someone else's “copy and paste this on your profile” stuff, copy and past this on your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.(Actually, it depends on who...)

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have long conversations to yourself/your reflection over weird pointless things, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking about in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Animals are on the brink of extinction everywhere. Some are hunted away, and others are losing their homes. Copy and paste this message if you want to help save the wild animals in any way you can

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is 'Wrong'

1) Being gay is not natural. Real America has always reject unnatural things like glasses, plastic surgery, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalising gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed!

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans

Please repost this if you are for gay marriage.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (oh the idiocy of the human race.)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (um did I miss a memo or something)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well it helps if you don't print that on the bottom, but you know that's just me)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (no its going to be cold...idiots)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no really)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (first off...who in their right mind would let a kid like 5 years old operate or drive with or without the medicine)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Noo I want to be awake!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (oh I thought you put them in the pool or any body of water)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (explain said uses)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (No i wanted the other kind of nuts! the ones you can eat)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (in the words of megatron "humans don't deserve to live if you try this!")

On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffocation." (no I thought I would breath) (not sure what it really says but something around that.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny because you were laughing for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you have ever thought that all of your classmates are completely idiots, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you hate racism, copy this to your profile.

(i) this is my amazing candle. I'm lighting it to commemorate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech.

If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't think everything Oprah or Dr. Phil say is true, and don't watch them religiously, or maybe not at all, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, sistersgrimmaddict, gothicgirl101, Lupa Dracolis, GhostAuthor, PyrusAngel, Twikadevra, CatchingWind, OwlheadAthena, Zii Raevyn, Riqis Inna Sunja, Dreamwritergoddess, xXChild-Of-DemonXx,Wiccamoon

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If this has you wondering where we became sooooo stupid paste this to your profile

If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile

If you are absolutely addicted to writing, copy and paste this into your profile! :DD

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile. DENY THE DRUGS! DENY THEM!

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile (all of 'em!).

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If FanFiction.Net is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather than reading, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV, then copy and paste this into your profile then add your name. RaeVenn-Chan, Fall-For-Deceit, PhoenixTears95, J Spiker, The Awsome Threesome, GilansApprentice, Dragonwings66, Serial-Doodler, Biisaiyowaq, gothsamphan14, Aurora Borealis 97,phantomgamer,raethewriter, Oak Leaf Ninja, ClockworksApperentice, dreamwritergoddess, xXChild-Of-DemonXx,Wiccamoon

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile: Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, XxXMaximuM-RideRXxX, DoYouReallySeeMe, EvilMuffinsOfDeath, VisserZer0, Biisaiyowaq,gothsamphan14, Aurora Borealis 97,phantomgamer,raethewriter, Oak Leaf Ninja, ClockworksApperentice, dreamwritergoddess, xXChild-Of-DemonXx,Wiccamoon

If you actually tried to give yourself ghost powers, smack yourself for being stupid! Oh, and copy and paste this into your profile.

if you support Jack Sparrow and his jar of dirt, paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Kina lupi, Dragonluvr1993, UniqueMelody, XxSpiritWolfxX, MillionDollarNinja, VampireFrootloopsRule, ClockworksApperentice, dreamwritergoddess, xXChild-Of-DemonXx,Wiccamoon

silence is golden. duct tape is silver.

At age 8, your dad bought you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

What a Girlfriend (or Boyfriend) SHOULD Do:

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you

Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder

Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night or chase her

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

don't look away until she does

When she misses you

she's hurting inside

When you break her heart

the pain never really goes away

When she says its over

she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin

she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking?"

95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!

I'm weird, odd and different. And I'm proud of it. Why I shouldn't be? After all, it's a lot cooler being unique than being like everybody else.