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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. Name: Jess DOB: 18th December Sex: F Favorite Anime/Manga: Favorite Pairings: Favorite Characters: |
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Neji's Dilemma by Demeterr reviews
It started out with one question that only festered to become something worse and purely chaotic. The question? 'Why are you so feminine' Directed at? Neji. Chaos endures. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Shakespeare Lives by Kamikakushi reviews
Due to the Konoha's low morals, Tsunade has a bright idea that will surely mean doom. A Shakespeare play will be acted out, with a blackmailed Sasuke as our Romeo. So who's our Juliet? Shino the director? Tenten the stage manager? Neji blackmailed too?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,882 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 8/6/2004
Calendar by Link and Luigi reviews
For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,336 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Of Brothers and Lovers by Jedi.Vixen reviews
AU Uchiha Sasuke deals with seduction at school, home, and the business world. GaaraxItachixSasuke, NejixSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,626 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
In Which There Is No Tennis by Link and Luigi reviews
There will be no tennis today, as everyone soon finds out. COMPLETE!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 128,553 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Slumber Party by Night Cross reviews
In an attempt to spend some more time together and become closer before the nationals arrive, Fuji invites the Seigaku regulars for a slumber party! Chaos ensues.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Training by Kaori reviews
It's not over yet! The sixth Shinobi's Guide is here! Be prepared for craziness as we explore bizarre training methods and yes there will be references to other anime and manga, hint hint
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Tangled Whispers by neko142001 reviews
After a mission with Sasuke and Neji, Naruto hears something interesting in the woods...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
The Shinobi's Guide to Accursed Heirlooms by Kaori reviews
The fifth Shinobi's Guide. Our saga continues with the bizarre tales akin to touring the Ripley's vault. Shinobi's Guide is now officially your Icha Icha Paradise. Go out and convert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
Sas Uke Preggers no Jutsu by Jedi.Vixen reviews
Uchihacest. semicrack. Itachi stops Sasuke from getting married and introduces his knew Seal, which explained why he killed the clan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It'll be fun by narutonoob66 reviews
Neji and Sasuke, forest clearing? what will happen? heh heh! oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Truth by The Sh33p reviews
The Gotei 13 is an organization with a lot of secrets. These are only a few of them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Wedding Crashers by sylver rain reviews
When forced into marriage, what do friends do to the wedding to help? Why, crash it, of course! [Chpt 8: The plan is set in action as the boys get the crashing going. Neji begins to accepts his ominous fate but Sasuke seems to be suffering a greater deal.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 12/13/2004
Cat and Mouse by Quamidu reviews
Deep in the forest of Amegakure, Sasuke and Neji are caught in a game of cat and mouse, but who is the cat, and who is the mouse?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,975 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,752 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Drama by Kaori reviews
Konoha is hosting a festival in honor of the Daimyo's birthday. Our unfortunate rookies have been ordered to put on a play by Tsunade. Fourth Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
Era by uncreative pseudonym reviews
Years after Naruto, something begins to threaten all of the shinobi world. It arises from the world, and it will take the world to stop it. Now if only Sakura and Ino would stop being distracted by Sasuke, and Hinata wasn't trapped in the whole mess...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,666 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Complete
Fanfiction by Jade R. Raven reviews
This is why ninja's shouldn't use the internet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Camping by Kaori reviews
This story picks up directly after where The Shinobi's Guide to Television left off. Once again we tumble down the rabbit hole of depravity! The Third Guide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Television by Kaori reviews
It's the sequel to The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo and yet not. The teams get a mission to replace staff at a television station. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Second Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo by Kaori reviews
Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
That Night, in the Hotel Room by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Naruto sucks at hiding and Sasuke just wants to beat him senseless. Oh, and people want to kill them. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/11/2005
Naruto Farm by Lennee reviews
In an attempt to rid the world of loneliness, the four jounin teachers have sent their students to Animal Farm, the farm for all your animal needs. In other words… pure madness.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Scale the Mountain by Link and Luigi reviews
There are three flags located on the top on the mountain. Each team only needs to bring one back to their teachers. Whichever three teams bring a flag to them will be declared the winners. The team that doesn’t bring a flag back loses.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
Simple Liberties by Lennee reviews
In honor of Independence Day, the Academy has created a Simple Liberties project. The topic… Blind or Deaf?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Complete
The Hyuuga Persuasion by Silverlight reviews
Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
The Family Business by Silverlight reviews
Tenten and Lee discover Neji's deepest, darkest secret. Not all things are what they seem to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/29/2005
The Diginin 2000x by liferegrets reviews
What happens when Gai challenges Kakashi to a fanfiction contest? Chaos...Sasusaku a little Nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/25/2005
Wedding Planner by speedo fannypacker reviews
Kiba's wedding is in two days and Hinata is missing a bridesmaid! It's a good thing they decided to confront Sasuke about it...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2005
What is this thing call mall?: REVISITED by speedo fannypacker reviews
Another trip to the mall to prove that once again, it is an evil place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Complete
What is this thing called mall? by speedo fannypacker reviews
Neji, Sasuke, Lee, and Naruto discover the horrors of following the girls to the mall. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
As I See It by Link and Luigi reviews
They have to take it one year at a time. Everyone will see the same event in a different fashion. Somehow, a story seems more complete this way. partially AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 91 - Words: 179,658 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
Itachi & Kisame's go to Knotts Berry Farm by speedo fannypacker reviews
self explanatory, eh?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Complete
I don't wanna be a ninja! by speedo fannypacker reviews
Four year-old Sasuke decides that he doesn't want to be a ninja. It's up to his older brother to change his mind! One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Complete
Enter Into My Mind by Lennee reviews
The Yamanaka family has created a seemingly useless jutsu that allows the user to enter, but not control, someone else’s mind. Ino decides to “investigate” the way 11 lucky people think. Pairings: ShikaIno, NejiTen and KibaHina. COMPLETED! Preview of...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,324 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Nintendo Mayhem by Lennee reviews
Kiba just got a brand-new awesomely cool Gamecube with Super Smash Bros. Melee for Christmas. He decides to invite all his comrades-in-arms over for a little play date. Mayhem ensues. One-shot. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
Hot Springs by Link and Luigi reviews
The four teachers have decided that their students are working too hard. So, just to show how kind and nice they are, they send them to a resort hotel with... hotsprings! Something is BOUND to happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Operation: Genin Dance by Persepolis130 reviews
The First Annual Genin Dance is a time for the blossoming of young love and ... punch spiking? Kissing jutsus? Streaking? Lap dances? And their senseis are behind it all? shikaino naruhina nejitenten leesaku shinotenten sasuneji...? and more! Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,683 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Complete
Ninja Psychology by sylver rain reviews
Just what happens when each of our dear Naruto characters have to go for counseling? Find out how your favourite character tackles this shrinky-problem... Madness will reign. Chpt 2 - Shika, Chouji and Tenten goes first.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 8/31/2004
The Quest of the Green Beast by driftingstar reviews
ABANDONED. For this I am deeply apologetic, but I have completely lost interest and inspiration for this story. To all of you who have read this: thank you so much. And once again, I'm really sorry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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It Started With A Bum? reviews
“his hands on the soft, round, plump buttocks of the absolutely bewildered Uchiha…” Neji is a Cute Fluffy White Eyed Angel, Lee has fun with Chocolate Pocky, Tenten can’t write love letters, Sasuke has a nice bum and an unlikely romance is born.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
The Prince Sasuke Fan Club reviews
It was Sasuke’s birthday and the Prince Sasuke fan club has got a whole bunch of surprises including The Super Sexy Sasuke Song and not to mention the mysterious fan club President. Chaos ensues. [One Shot] [Dedicated to Sasuke’s B’day]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Great Ramen Competition reviews
The Genins & Shikamaru have been forced into a Ramen Making Competition by their psychotic Jounin teachers. Who knows what weird and wonderful creations they can cook up…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006
Camp Cookie reviews
Our favourite Genins were sent to Camp Cookie to build personality & character. But just what kind of mischief do they get into? What is it that Naruto dares Sasuke to do? [One Shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete