Now you're here. And me. That's it. It's not that unpleasant I guess. Len. Rin. Mature. Twincest.

COMPLETE/Sequel is available to read on profile/ A cyborg, Rin, is created as the key to answering to a madman's wish: her father's. However, she escapes to Japan, in hindrance. Now on a mission to regain her lost past, Rin finds herself helplessly drawn to teenage life, drama, and Len Kagamine.

A collection of ficlets/one-shots, some based off tumblr requests. Rating/content will vary, but all will be USUKUS. You're probably better off reading this on tumblr or AO3, where all chapters are included. Many chapters are left out of this version because of the ever so annoying individuals who take it upon themselves to whine about ratings despite individual chapter warnings.

Alfred thinks he's going insane; he keeps dreaming about a green-eyed guy, he hears voices and he keeps finding long, white feathers everywhere. Is the angel Arthur that is haunting his dreams real or is he making it all up? - USUK.

After America mysteriously splits into multiple personalities, England finds himself dealing with a sexy cowboy, a self-proclaimed hero, a cute child, a rebellious teenager, and his own complicated relationship with his former colony. USUK.

I'm Len. I'm an addict. And my drug is Rin Kagamine. /Yandere! and twisted Len. Rin/Len/ "Awkward, I just- I have no place in this dark world but to hide in the shadows and watch them. Watch her..."/ Dark themes, and just everything else you love about dark Len.

In which Alfred, aquaphobia extraordinaire, attempts to rescue a person from what he thinks is a shark attack, but it just turns out it's a merman. Queue awkward love story. Mermaid AU. US/UK/US

What will happen when Len reads Rin's diary and discovers her feelings for him? First time writing a story so please read and comment!

Sequel to BFFF. After 4 months, Alfred returns, but for a short while. Arthur is willing to wait for Alfred after he returns from his 'errands.' But what has Alfred been up to? And is Arthur even concern that he could possibly be up to no good?

Because two Omegas shouldn't be together. Especially if they're of the same gender.

Pottertalia. Arthur and Alfred are paired up to read each other's love fortunes in Divination class. Naturally, they're both too obvlious to realise that the signs are pointing to each other.

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU

It was bad enough that none of them knew where they were. But, things only seemed to get worse after Neru got that message and one of them disappeared. Now they know that this is one game you really don't want to play, because if you lose, it's game over for you. And yet, only one can win.

In the Heian era (not entirely historically accurate...I tried), the relationship with sex slaves is one nobility goes against, especially when one is of high position as Kagamine Len. However, is saving a petty sex slave as Rin be worth the risk? Reviews please

Sequel of American Trains. Alfred F. Jones could say he was a happy man: a steady job, a beautiful home, a heroic past and a murderously twisted British lover named Arthur Kirkland. He will always love Arthur, no matter the horrors he commits, even if it means abandoning every ideal he ever stood by. For Alfred, there is nothing more blind than love. 1870s AU. USUK.

England breaks up with America after America accidentally leaves a sexy message on the wrong person's answering machine. So Amerimochi tells him a story to cheer him up! A story that makes no sense. TOTAL CRACK, mostly in Amerimochi's POV. Yeah, really.

The cornered rat bites the cat. But who's really the rat? Rin/Len, takes place during Karakuri Manji Burst. Hard citrus content in future chapters, mind games, dark themes.

CRACK! America becomes obsessed with Twilight and it distracts him from sexy times with England. So England gets even by hypnotizing America into believing he really is a vampire ... who drinks semen instead of blood. But England's plan backfires when America craves drama just as much! UKUS with sorta CanUS too.

Sometimes there is more to a beast than meets the eye. Alfred is torn between doing what's right by the world and what's right for himself. AU; Snake!Arthur x Human!Alfred UKUS

It's Christmas Eve, and extremely religious!America just wanted to spend it doing nice, Christian things. But then sodomite!England shows up at America's door. He's drunk, accidentally gives himself breasts with his magic, and they may or may not be tempting to supposedly straight America. Total crack, male lactation, USUKUS.

USUKUS. When England adds the extra event of a Masturbation Marathon to the Olympics, extremely religious!America ... who is also very homophobic ... tries to say he's sick to get out of it. TOTAL CRACK.

AU 1870 in the American Midwest. Alfred F. Jones the cowboy finds himself miserable and infuriated by his fellow cowhands when he stumbles upon a man who could turn it all around...or maybe get him killed. Historically accurate. USUK

Alfred F. Jones lived a hard life. Stuck at a miserable job with no home and no family, Alfred didn't even think twice about following the ghostly lights that beckoned him. Where they'll lead him, he doesn't know, and doesn't care. Alfred longs for something more than a lonely life, and maybe, just maybe, he'll find it in another world: the Faerie World. USUKUS.

Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK

Alfred is a new amateur model on the scene, and when his portfolio is selected amongst much higher qualified models for a special photo shoot, Alfred at first is ecstatic. Then he meets the man who he must partner up with during said photo shoot. Can Alfred prove to this more experienced model that he has what it takes? Yaoi, USUK

Once a week, all the countries must gather at a strip club and watch the loser of a bet perform. America really doesn't want to do deal with that though. He'd rather just eat pizza. The other countries are determined to fix this ... especially England and Canada. Total crack and lulz, UKUS and CanUS.

Peter Pan AU. Captain Kirkland is the bravest pirate on the seven seas, and there is no quest too risky when treasure is at stake. His mystical map leads him to Never Land, and to the greatest treasure of all: an unmannerly pixie-boy named Alfred. UKUS.

On a hot summer day, Rin gets a piece of wood stuck in her palm. Her best friend, Len, decides to take matters into his own hands. Just what will this lead to? SHORT one-shot. RinxLen. Rated T for Len's behavior

COMPLETE. Sodomite England wants extremely religious!America very desperately. But buttsex isn't easy when America is so very homophobic. Jesus is such a cockblock sometimes. America's POV and labeled Spiritual for the lulz!

CRACKY UKUS! America uses a Shake Weight to train for the Olympics. And we all know what THAT looks like. England sure does, so America comes up with a stupid but sexy plan to cost England his medals after he learns a secret from other countries ...

Metropolis, a mega-city where robots must know their place. They mustn't harm humans, they must obey humans, and they must never have social interest with humans. Len, a bitter tyke, crosses the line when he meets a mysterious girl known only as Rin.

All she wanted was a normal life. But when he corners her against the wall, she knows that she has to fight that feeling of lust creeping inside her. M for Man, this is Mature Literature.

'So...I bet I can entertain you only through texts : ' 'You can't. I'm too bored.' 'I can... You wanna bet' 'Sure. I can entertain you till the end of class starting...Now.' Len bets Rin he can entertain her in class...Does he succeed? TWINCEST!

100. Until the end. A collection of 100 hundered-word drabbles for the Kagamines. SERIES COMPLETE. *Extra #1 now up!*

NON-CON. Russia is creeping on America hardcore. America is not amused. This is actually supposed to be a humor story so enjoy my ticket to hell!

SHEER CRACK. England won't tell Sealand where babies come from. So America decides to troll England by telling Sealand a horrifying lie about his birth, including England getting freaky with his magical fairy friends. Why? For the lulz.

A twisted Vocaloid adaption of 'Little Red Riding Hood' - She headed to the woods to look for her grandmother, but what she didn't expect was to fall in love with the one who had almost eaten her up. - Len/Rin, Werewolf!Len.

When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.

Arthur just wanted to enjoy his tea in peace at Costa. But then a dense American shows up. But maybe it's Arthur's luck that Alfred happened to pass by Costa that very day? - USUK, oneshot.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

In a fit of boredom, Rin creates an online advice column. What could go wrong? LenxRin twincest, probably some other pairings, MAYBE yaoi and yuri. Rated T for swearing. Feel free to leave a review asking Rin for advice ! Rated T for swearing.

Len's life is perfect: he has all the girls he could ever want, eating out of the palm of his hand. But when he begins to have feelings for his adopted sister, will those other girls triumph over his only chance at love? RinxLen, borderline incest.

He just wanted to toy with her, to use her for her worth; he was a ruthless assassin and she was a cop, after all. So then, why would her soft voice draw him in every time she whispered his name in the darkness? ; — Len/Rin

Por que justamente China, Rússia, América e Inglaterra tinham que vir pro Brasil! "A terceira guerra mundial vai acontecer debaixo do meu teto!" BraxArgie Rochu USUK

"Yes." Len took her chin and brought it up to face him and this time, Rin could not hide the evident blush on her cheeks. "Tu n'appartiens qu'à moi." ; — Len/Rin, Oneshot.

I... really wish I had fallen in love with Miku. That would have been easier. It would have been so much easier. But I couldn't do that. Instead, I had to fall in love with Rin. My twin sister. :onesided Len/Rin, gore, self-harm:

Let's face it. We all have that certain coworker we can't stand and wish they would just die. Harsh,yes. But that's how we feel sometimes. But after a few beers will you become friends? Or Lovers? No? How 'bout married? No? Then-oh...OH!...oh? AmerEngld

3-shot based off of "Prisoner" and "Paper Airplanes." We all know the story of the doomed lovers, but what did those paper airplanes say? LenxRin noncest. Composed almost entirely of letters sent between the two. Better title ideas wanted. COMPLETE!

Rarely updated Rin/Len oneshot collection. Number Twenty-Three: Cross-Dress;; In which Rin walks in on her brother wearing her clothes . . .

He was told to grit his teeth, lie back and think of England. But what he really wanted was to lie back and be with England. UKxUS

To convince Lithuania to become one with her beloved Russia, Belarus decides to take advantage of Liet’s obvious crush on her. Feelings for him were the last thing she expected. Belarus/Lithuania