Set 8 years after the events of Kick Ass 2, Mindy finds herself reunited with Dave. After such a long time, they've grown quite different from who they once were in a variety of ways. How will this change their relationship? Rated M for language and sexual content.

As much as many women deny it or try to avoid it...they all have a thing for bad boys. It's just worse when he's your nemesis, and you're a vigilante.

Kyra pulls riddick off the runway at crematoria, things get ugly from there. I mean, seriously, did anyone really think she would leave him there?

There's this girl... she's beautiful, and smart, and funny, and we just have this connection I can't explain... there's a problem though. She's thirteen.

This version of 24 Hours has bonus material appropriate only for those who are over age 18 - so be responsible! This is for my readers who love the relationship between Clarisse and Joseph and always want just a little more :) Since I love my readers - this I do for them!

Dave is growing tired and is thinking of what it might be like to live a normal life. The only thing bringing him back to his costume is Mindy. Mindy doesn't know what she wants from life, other than Dave. See what their lives are like 6 years after the movie, where they might end up going as adults, and learn how it is they got to where they are now. M for violence/adult themes

Set during the No Love Lost universe. Read No Love Lost first to know the story. Drabbles and ficlets that surrounds Alice and Bumby's ever dysfunctional relationship in no particular order. Rated M for mature. Read and Review.

Dave hasn't been able to beat Mindy in sparring. Hasn't even come close. Today though, he thinks he can take her. Good for him it's all in fun.

After being attacked by Nagini Severus is saved by Hermione. Severus finds a new life awaits him finding love and new friendships along the way. Little does he know a plot for Voldemort's return has been brewing behind the scenes. And an unwavering love as well. I do not own these characters or the world in which JK Rowling created! NOW COMPLETE!

Dr Quinzel meet the Joker.

Based of a one-shot by ForcedInduction. He gave me permission, so don't complain. How did it all begin? How will it end? Mindy, 14, expresses her feeling for Dave. Dave doesn't know what to do. What will his moral choice be? What will happen? Read to find out! M FOR REASON! CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISISM ONLY! READ ATHOURS NOTE FOR MORE INFO!

There is more to Harleen Quinzel than a love sick girl who fell for a psychotic clown...why did she really fall for the Joker? Was it manipulation, or was it a mutual understanding between the two to start their mad love? (i own nothing!)

Harley just can't seem to get to sleep and her insomnia stirs a little trouble leading to a few surprises and a little jealousy on her Puddin's part. Rated M for lemon, blood and language. DISCLAIMER! Story contains reference to the movie dirty dancing. I DO NOT OWN BATMAN NOR THE MOVIE DIRTY DANCING.

Joker and Harley get into a little dispute about who has the harder job. What happens when they decide to swap places for the day?

Rating: M for language (Ellie and Bill are a deadly combination) Pairing:Joel/Ellie Summary: This is a Joel/Ellie story that runs through the game and beyond. My goal was to make it a real case for the pairing. It is getting beta by the wonderful Somebodypeople

When Hermione is told she has to either marry or be forced back into main stream Muggle population, her wand snapped and mind Obliviated, she must come to terms with her impending nuptials and snarky courter. M for later chapters. Marraige law, based on the WIKTT challange.

Joel is injured. Most likely dying. It falls to Ellie to keep them going. To keep them alive. Most days, she's not sure if she can do it on her own. Winter is cruel, and something happens while she's out hunting that will change her forever. Spoilers for the game.

Hermione Granger has a mission to release ex professor Severus Snape from Hogwarts Snape reflects and his Familiar has other ideas to prevent the death of her Master. What will happen as her life is placed in danger? HG/SS eventually. Story is complete. Thank you for reading.

Hermione returns to her seventh year alone, and malfoys attitude towards her has changed, can she accept the changes and open herself up to his new attitude? One shot.

Six years after Times Square, Mindy is released, free and clear, and is ready to start over. It's a lot harder than she expected. -Based solely on the comics-

A new super villain has been making fools of the NYPD and the cities super heroes. Including Kick-Ass and Hit Girl. When Hit Girl's drastically increased training regime proves insufficient, their only hope of catching him is the dangerous "Yoshi Maneuver" -Explicit sexual content.-

A simple mutual agreement. That's all it was ever suppose to be. No matter how much they ignored the signs; danced around the truth; there was no stopping the fact that they were hopelessly falling for one another. Meg/Glenn. Heavy Warnings inside; please read them befoehand.

Alice's Wonderland is shattered, thanks to Dr. Bumby. She has killed him, and now she is left to pick up the pieces, but she is not alone. Jack the Ripper is on the loose, and she has to avenge Nan Sharpe's death. But she can't do everything at once, especially not while working for a sexy, real life Mad Hatter! I AM NOT ABANDONING THIS! I shall return! I just have a lot to do now

A short excerpt on how Alice and Bumby's odd relationship works. Attached to Imprisoned, however can be read separately.

Because Elizabeth was everything Alice was not. Implied Elizabeth/Bumby. Bumby/Alice.

While on vacation, Mindy decides to take advantage of the situation. Rated M for Sexual Content

Quagmire and Meg start to find themselves constantly at odds with one another and decide to keep space between themselves...but what happens when they can't stay away and start to see each other in a whole new light? Sorry, bad summary. Rated T...

In the back of his head all he thinks is, she is not a princess, she is not a princes.

Gods, how could she be so stupid to think that even if she pushed him onto the tracks that she would get off scott-free? Dr. Bumby never died, instead they both live together at the home. AU Alice/Bumby. Rated M for mature themes.

The baby bird, with broken wings would be imprisoned. Bumby is infatuated with this replacement. Bumby isn't willing to let Alice go, and no matter how much she fights, Bumby has something to counter. With a broken sanity can she fight back? Bumby/Alice

[Secretary]“Mrs. Grey?”“Yes sir?”“Come into my office…right now, please.”His voice buzzed through the intercom with its usual intensity. “I need to discuss your most recent…typing error. Get in here.

Locked in the past is a night that Nellie Lovett and Judge Turpin shall never forget. An intimate look into what could happen on a night where things may go the way you want inside. Lovett/Turpin pairing. Explicit content. Enjoy

What was it they said about excessive heat having an effect on a person's ability to think clearly? A heat wave in DC brings the tension between two agents to boiling point. TIVA fluff piece. **Final chapter now up - take note of the new rating.**

#3. Deadpool double-shot. Siryn, aka Theresa Rourke Cassidy, is a student at the X-mansion. One night she spots a mysterious masked man outside on the X-mansion grounds. A movie rendition of a comic theme.

A "Kiki's Delivery Service" story. After her year in the city by the sea it is time for Kiki to return home for training from other witches. She and Tombo write to each other as often as possible, refusing to let the distance between them ruin their bond.

turpin/lovett. turnett. i hope you like it.

He had loved her since the womb. Movieverse. Twincest. Mature.

a love story between Antubus and Mary WARNING: LEMONS

Times have changed for Hermione as a sadomasochist realtionship slowly develops between her former arch-enemy and now; current employer, Draco Malfoy