I think too much and I curse too much.

Current WIPs:

How to Save a Life 2.0-Rose Weasley's life is turned upside down when she meets and befriends fellow trainee Healer, Scorpius Malfoy. At St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, there's hospital drama, cutthroat competition, the occasional illicit encounter in the on-call room, and of course, saving lives-with a war brewing in the background. Scorpius x Rose.

Rolling in the Deep-Friends-with-benefits fall in love. I've seen the movies. Enemies-with-benefits don't. They just don't. Falling for the bloke that I absolutely despised and had a screwed up enemies-with-benefits relationship with? Classic Rose Weasley. The universe hates me. Or this is karma. Rose x Scorpius.

The Art of Denial-I never meant for this to happen. My mates have been trying to convince me of this for ages-but I didn't believe it. Until now. I, Rose Weasley, was in denial. Serious denial. By some cruel twist of fate or maybe the universe plotting my demise, I fancy the pants off Scorpius Malfoy. Yes, the prat that I had just agreed to be mates with. Merlin help us all. Rose x Scorpius.

Updates: I don't think I'll ever return to Gossip Girl and writing Chuck/Blair, but who knows?

Ship or Sink?

Warning: Canon Whore

Gossip Girl: {ship} Chuck x Blair, Serena x Nate, Dan x Blair, Jack x Georgina

{sink} Dan x Serena, Chuck x Jenny, Nate x Jenny, Carter x Blair, Carter x Serena

Veronica Mars: {ship} Veronica x Logan

{sink} Veronica x Piz, Veronica x Duncan

Clique: {ship} Massie x Derrington, Cam x Claire

{sink} Dylan x Derrick, Kristen x Derrick

Pretty Little Liars: {ship} Hanna x Caleb, Spencer x Toby, Emily x Maya, Hanna x Travis, Hanna x Wren, Hanna x Holbrook, Spencer x Wren

{sink} Emily x Paige, Emily x Sara, Aria x Ezra, Aria x Jake, Spencer x Johnny, Emily x Talia

Harry Potter: {ship} James x Lily, Ron x Hermione, SCORPIUS x ROSE

{sink} Draco x Harry, Snape x Harry, Scorpius x anyone not Rose, Draco x Hermione, Harry x Hermione, Draco x Ginny, Snape x Lily

Make it or Break it: {ship} Kaylie x Nicky, Payson x Austin, Lauren x Carter

{sink} Kaylie x Austin, Kaylie x Carter, Payson x Sasha

The Nine Lives of Chloe King: {ship} Chloe x Alek, Amy x Paul

{sink} Chloe x Brian

Hunger Games: {ship} Katniss x Peeta, Finnick x Annie, GALE x MADGE

{sink} Katniss x Gale

Vampire Diaries/The Originals: {ship} DAMON x ELENA, Stefan x Elena, KLAUS x CAROLINE, Hayley x Elijah, Klaus x Sophie, Rebekah x Marcel, Damon x Alaric, Alaric x Jenna, Stefan x Caroline, Damon x Bonnie, Stefan x Katherine, Jeremy x Bonnie, Kol x Davina

{sink} Stefan x Rebekah, Matt x Caroline, Tyler x Caroline, Klaus x Hayley, Matt x Elena

The Secret Circle: {ship} Cassie x Jake, Diana x Adam, Nick x Melissa

{sink} Faye x Lee, Faye x Jake, Cassie x Adam

The Mortal Instruments: {ship} Clary x Jace, Magnus x Alec, Simon x Isabelle, Emma x Julian, Will x Tessa, Jem x Tessa

{sink} Clary x Sebastian, Clary x Simon

Grey's Anatomy: {ship} Meredith x McDreamy, Lexie x Mark, Izzie x Alex, Cristina x Burke, Callie x Arizona, Jackson x April

{sink} Addison x McDreamy, Addison x Mark, Izzie x George, Meredith x George, Callie x George

Friends: {ship} Monica x Chandler, Ross x Rachel

{sink} Monica x Richard, Joey x Phoebe, Joey x Rachel, Ross x Emily

Anne of Green Gables: {ship} Anne x Gilbert

The Office: {ship} Jim x Pam

Gilmore Girls: {ship} Luke x Lorelai, Rory x Jess

{sink} Rory x Dean, Rory x Logan

Crossover: {ship} DAMON x BLAIR (TVD/GG)

Other Favorites: How to Get Away with Murder, The Walking Dead, Seinfeld, Suits, Lizzie Bennet Diaries