Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.

The 'freak' girl of La Push, who is best friends with Kim, and bullied by Paul, feels betrayed when Kim leaves her and becomes part of their little gang. But whats even worse, is that she was just imprinted on by her worst night mare.

Talli secretly likes the band New Moon, but not in the obsessive way like some fans. So when her best friend begs her to go meet Paul, one of the singers, what happens when he imprints...and not on her best friend that adores the ground he walks on.