On the way to the Undying Lands, Billa Baggins is eaten by a time-traveling sea monster. She wakes up 33 years old with a chance to change everything. Unfortunately, Thorin has a tendency to run around shirtless and Dis thinks she has improper designs on Fili and Kili, but if she can convince the Shire that Dwalin is a dance teacher, things might be okay. Fem!Bilbo/Thorin. UPDATED

Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

*ONE SHOT* Coming to call on a werewolf hours before the full moon rises has unexpected consequences for the brightest witch of the age. Hermione never expected that Remus would ever let her get so close, but the allure of moonlight finally proves too much for the lycanthrope to resist. Remione.

Ariadne dies in our world and wakes up in Middle Earth next to a girl she's never met before. After the accident, she has lost the use of her legs, but they run into Dwalin who takes them to Bilbo's house, sweeping them into the events of The Hobbit and on an unexpected adventure. Two OCs, paired with Kili and Fili and a sprinkle of Thorin. Rated M for violence and sexual themes.

Ori is more than aware of the fact that Dwalin seems to be following him around Erebor. What he wasn't aware of was just why the burly warrior kept shadowing him.

Harry Potter finds himself sharing a bed with Charlie Weasley. It was going to be the longest night of his life. No smut.