Well... I don't have much skill writing profiles. They either make people fall asleep or annoy people to no end. I guess the smart thing to do would be to start with my name. But for the idiots who can't read usernames, I pity you deeply. I'm Julia, but I like to be called Jay or JJ. But you know, CrazyJay just didn't sound right to me and Julia's not a half bad name, so here I am. Okay, what else are you supposed to say on these things? I just wrote a novel about my name which makes me sound like a pathetic loser with no life (partially because I am a pathetic loser with no life. Details...). WELL, I love to write, which is kinda why I'm on here in the first place because if I didn't like to write, this would be an insanely stupid decision. So, if you get the time to talk to me, you might think I'm a pretty messed up person, and you're right to be thinking that! OH MY GOSH, so the other day my friend told me that Kanga Roo spells KANGAROO! That is some insane planning done right there. Most of the things I find amazing, a two-year old would crush my heart and tell me, "You didn't know that? Of course that's true." Just break my heart, why don't ya?

If I had to describe myself to you, I would tell you I'm a mix of Cat, Sam, and Jade. I'm overly defensive, dramatic, full of life, cheerful, jumpy, and in my own world. But I also don't like to show my feelings and threaten people a lot. I hate so many things, people being one of them. No offense to the people reading this. I would say I love you, but that would be lying. So I love you ;)

Okay, I'll admit this now. I have a teensy tiny little obsession with iCarly and Victorious. That might be an understatement, but Dan Schneider is a comedy WIZARD. I also love Seddie, so a little heads up that most of my fan fictions will be about them. You have been warned. =)

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