Hi everyone.

My name is Darkwing of Duskclan. Or AJ. Or Dark... Your choice on what you want to call me.

Age: 1 - 1000 you got five guesses starting now

Gender: Female

A saying I tell all of my friends:

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, be a dear and copy and paste this onto your profile. We must spread the message.

Sorry that mah profile's a little long, I cannot help it.

Important Notice:

I will not be able to update The Deadly Trio from June 29-July 20, for I am going to be going on a trip. The reason why I didn't update this week is because I found that I was much busier with packing than I expected. I am extremely sorry for this and promise on my procrastinating soul that I will try to update as soon as I get back. In fact, I'm supposed to be cleaning right now...

Update:

I'm back, but I'm currently having problems with uploading the new chapter... but I'll try to fix those problems as soon as I can.

The Author's Pledge:

I am an author by name

Reading and writing is my game

It is just so much fun

I'll do it till the day is done

Bring my pencil with me everywhere

People learn not to stare

If they do,I don't really care

I'll still bring it with me anywhere

Stay up late at night

Won't sleep until I get it right

I will get it eventually

You all shall see

If I'm writing,leave me alone

Don't text or call me on the phone

I won't notice if you do

Just wanted to warn you

I am an author and always will be

Because that's who I am,I am me

And I always will be

I'll continue writing for eternity.

(Paste this on your profile to take the pledge.)

Warrior Cat Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar on someones face.

I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path thats wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life

.:YOUTUBER FAN OATH:.

I will remember PewDiePie, when somebody speaks Swedish,

I will remember Bashurverse when somebody seems squeamish.

I will remember SkyDoesMinecraft when someone says “Butter!!”,

I will remember 5m, when somebody mutters.

I will remember Bajan when I win the Hunger Games,

I will remember Fluffy when I get a lot of fame.

I will remember iHasCupquake when there’s a bold girl,

I will remember Deadlox when horror things unfurl.

I will remember MCTeamCombat, when somebody starts small,

I will remember ZexyZek, when someone takes a fall.

I will remember all these people, imprinted in my life,

And I will stay most loyal by subscribing-just stay Bright!!

A note to readers...

What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think...

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and WAIT, and not a SINGLE person says even a word.

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…"

So, why not give fellow writers the same feelings?

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause.

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm sure it would have deeply enjoyed.

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise.

Even if it's average, even if it's bad, even if it holds a place in your heart that no other ever had.

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it, even if only a few words of encouragement. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind, because us writers love to know all that effort hasn't gone to waste.

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. Modify it in any way you see fit; there is no need to use my exact words. You make it say what you want it to say.

Thank you to phonetic phoenix for writing about the joy we experience when someone reviews our story, and the despair we feel as we think our story has gone to waste.

NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it.
WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'OH MY GOSH' (OMG).
WARRIORS FANS: say 'OH MY STARCLAN' (OMSC).

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.
WARRIORS FANS: know Rock is watching them.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Shut up or I'll tell on you!'
WARRIORS FANS: say 'Shut up or Tigerstar will get you!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: say 'Dang it!'
WARRIORS FANS: say 'Fox Dung!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell 'HELP ME, SOMEBODY!'
WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell 'SPOTTEDLEAF, SHOW ME THE WAY!'

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck.
WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ignore this.
WARRIORS FANS: Copy this on their page just like I did.

If you love Warriors, copy this and add your name to the list: Warriorfanwriter,Darkwing6 (oh yeah),

66 of U Won't Repost This. But Remember The Bible Said – ‘Deny Jesus In Front Of Your Friends And I Will Deny You In Front Of My Father’. “Repost This If You’re Not Ashamed. Let God's Love Spread! :)

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you’re about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if you’re in God's Army :)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that: ‘If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven’.

††† 97% of you won't post this. When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that cares, put this on your profile . . .

paste this on your profile if you hate racism!

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...
When I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away…

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!
9. You get to wear a white lab coat! (ooh la la)
10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets. (aka a blender and toaster.)
11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt. (NO SUSPENDERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)
12. You get to wear creepy masks.
13. Keyword: Power! You get lots of it.
14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. Did I just say that out loud?
15. We get a vacation unlike the Jedi's.
16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing. (Though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black.)
17. We get to order our minions around.
18. When no one is looking, we have funny faces contests.
19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it.
20. Sometimes, we hijack the TV studios and make our own commercials.
21. HOT BAD GUYS!!!
22. You get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you.
23. We have hot fudge sundaes every Tuesday!
24. The reason you joined

The Insanity Test

(X) You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

(X) You have ran into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

(X) You have run into a tree/bush.

() You have been called a blond.

() You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

(X) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(X) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

(X) You just sang them to make sure.

(X) You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the The Matrix and still don't get it.

(X) You didn't notice that 'the' was spelled twice

(X) You type with three fingers or less.

(X) You have accidentally caught something on fire.

(X) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling

() You have fallen asleep in class.

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking.

(X) Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

() People often shake their heads and walk away from you

() You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

(X) You use your fingers to do simple math.

(X) You have eaten a bug accidentally...

(X) You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

(X) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

(X) You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

(X) You break a lot of things.

() You tilt your head when you're confused.

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before.

() When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

(X) The word "um" is used frequently.

(X) You don't know what "um" means.

(X) You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

(X) You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Grand Total: 29

Now divide by 38 and times by 1oo

76.3157894737% *starts to giggle* I knew it, because this is correct.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is dummy cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on. I couldn't

10 facts about you

1. You're reading my profile

2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three

5. You're checking

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading my profile

9. You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you listen to music when reading fan fiction, post this on profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at the computer screen, waiting for an email, because you have gone nowhere all day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random, copy this onto your profile.

If you like the crazy saying, "has anyone gotten crazy with the mayonnaise?" copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

Today, writers are scorned because of those too unversed to know.

Disdained, because of the those too ignorant to believe.

Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream.

Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try.

But we, as writers, know them to be wrong.

A writer is a person who dreams.

A writer is a person who wishes.

A writer is a person who escapes.

A writer is a person who lives.

A writer is a person who is not afraid.

A writer is a person who strives.

A person who expresses.

A person who believes.

A person who understands.

A person who knows.

I am a writer.

I dream of a world where anything is possible.

I wish for a world where war is just a myth.

I escape into a world where I can predict the future.

I live in a world of joy and mystery.

I am not afraid of the world I create.

I strive in the world where others give up.

I express myself in ways others dare not try.

I believe in things others are too afraid to trust.

I understand things others cannot, in a way that others cannot.

I know, in ways that others deny.

Signed,

Darkwing6

If you are a writer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Whispstar, PyromancerDragonGirl, Darkwing6,

Yes, I hit like a girl. If you hit a little bit harder, you could too!

You ask what's so exciting about blowing stuff up? Well, see, it turns stuff, into flying chunks of stuff!

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

God made man. Then he looked, thought, said "I can do better", and he made woman.

I'm not scared of death! What's it gonna do, kill me?

Curiosity killed the cat, but I was a suspect for a while.

Can't stand me? Then sit down.

HA HA HA! HAHAHAHA!... Wait... What?

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Toes: see "shin."

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it... thanks Mario Kart.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

Never, under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'.

Never lick a steak knife.

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can actually see a baby emerging from her at that moment.

A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.

The Autobots don't do toasters, but if they did, they'd be the best toasters in the universe. But be glad the Decepticons don't do toasters either... They'd burn all the toast.

Men are like fine wine... They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the snot out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

f Revenge is a dish best served cold, and Revenge is sweet, than wouldn't it be ice cream?

If "the pen is mightier than the sword", how come "actions speak louder than words"?

Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions.

It doesn't matter how it explodes, as long as it explodes.

What's normal? Is it a disease? OMG! Don't come near me! I might catch your 'normal'!!

I use the force to open automatic doors... But I'm still working on the regular ones.

Stand back! I'm trying science!

CAUTION! I'm not like other girls.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

I don't obsess! I just... think intently.

No problem should ever have to be solved twice. Oh, good. I don't have to do math any more. Someone already solved those problems.

When I am struck by the urge to exercise, I sit in a comfortable chair and wait for the urge to pass.

Watch out for men in suits and ties; they like to tell little white lies.

I want to be a blip on the Devil's radar.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can get you in a lot of trouble.

I don't have ADHD, I just- Squirrel.

Sorry, Christmas is canceled. I told Santa I was good this year, and he died laughing.

When Life gives you lemons, make cake. When Life asks you how you did that, say, "Life, the cake is a lie." Life will say it's a lie.

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

It's us against the world...we attack at dawn.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

ADOSH: Attention Deficit- Ooh Shiny Thing.

Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.

Boys in books are just...Better!

You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, then you’re screwed.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If a safety pin, duct tape or a band-aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Best excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.

When life gives you lemons...keep them cause hey...free lemons.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

Slinky escalator = endless fun.

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

I do not deny everything.

Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

"I use sarcasm too much...and that was sarcasm, by the way."

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up

Most learn from observation. Some learn from experimentation. Then there are those who touch the fire to see if it's hot.

If you are too afraid to walk in my footsteps, don't follow me.

Best friends are the only ones brave enough to walk in my footsteps. They do it because hitting the wall is fun.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

God must love stupid people...he made so many

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

Its sad your own mom dresses you like that.

Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?!

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.

If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.

I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

You should always proofread what you write in case you any words.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you.

I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again.

By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege.

If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Wherever there is life there is love

I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident

Sometimes all we need are each other

Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy.

Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.

When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know.

If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug?

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!!

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face!

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

If you die I'll find a way to bring you back and kill you myself!

Normal people worry me

Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

Everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

It's mind over matter I don't mind ‘cause you don't matter

I went insane and all I got was this stupid jacket

Curiosity killed the cat, but fulfillment brought it back

Ignorance killed the cat, Curiosity was framed.

I didn't create sin, I've just perfected it.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two?

I only love two people and your not one of them

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

Show me a sane man and I’ll cure him for you.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but YOU are abusing the privilege.

I know a thousand ways to always say the wrong thing.

They say the truth will set you free, then, how come every time I say the truth I get sent to my room?

I’m already imagining duck tape over your mouth.

Until I was 13 I thought my name was shut up.

Injured Roman: Somebody call IX I I!!
Random stranger: I can't! I don't have a roman numeral phone!

I’ve already won so shut up and bow before me.

I’m smarter, stronger, and older than you so show some respect.

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in some ones eyes.

I see stupid people and they don’t know they’re stupid.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.

When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.

don’t think of it as ditching school, think of it as a self approved field trip

When you fall, I'll laugh

When the world falls to chaos, you'll know I won

A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend(or me)will call him and tell him he has 7 day's to live.

A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend(or me)will walk up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost

All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend...because they're shaper then knives.

My friend told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off of my pet unicorn.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Dear Cool People: If you're so cool, why isn't there a candy named after you? Sincerely, the Nerds

If you're cooler than me, doesn't that mean I'm hotter than you?

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

Reality is for people who lack imagination.

Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together.

Never doubt the power of an extremely ticked off woman.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

You can’t spell 'BEAUTIFUL' without 'BE U'.

They say the world's going to end in 2012 because that's when the Mayan calander ended. Ever think that maybe they just got tired of making calanders thousands of years ahead of time?

Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, snap! She's up!"

I know who I am...your approval really isn't needed.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

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