Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.

Act 2 of Primary and Secondary. Your name is Sollux Captor. Your best friend Aradia has a boyfriend she won't shut up about and the crossdressing jerk you share a bathroom with constantly wants a piece of you. What now? College Humanstuck; Eridan/Sollux and Equius/Aradia. Cowritten with Dyzzyah

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?

Sequel of My Messed Up Life. WARNING: Blood, beeped-out swears, excessive use of the word crap, country lookalikes, extremely powerful bombs, rare blood types, attempted suicide, and some pretty tough choices. NOT your typical OC story.

The zombie virus is spreading through the world. Let's see how the different nations can handle the on coming danger. Lots of drama, gore, even character deaths, mixed in with small doses of humor. -Not all nations, but most. Rewrites in progress.

After a series of tragedies in her life, Nana Yukibara was about to lose hope in her future, until a strange mailman comes knocking at her door. Hetalia Manuals from LolliDictator/0ptimuspenguin

A woman gets a job as a therapist for a very secret group of individuals at the UN. What she doesn't realize is that she will be sorting through issues that have existed for centuries. She may as well say goodbye to her sanity now...

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

I didn't bother asking what a 'unit' was. It was Ivan freaking Braginski related and damn it I wanted one! Unfortunately stupid company is stupid and did not send me what I asked for. Based on "est. 1995"'s Formerly Lollidictator manuals, here's my story. I feel unoriginal.

Welcome to another year at IAHF. With mysterious strangers, insensitive weaboos, and sentient clocks, it can be easily said that something stranger than Mary Sue terrorists is on the loose. Sequel to the Int'l Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction.

Sort of a companion fic to my awesome friend Memoranda's "My Messed Up Life", chapter s 32 . It's Lauren, the new girl's point of view on the story since she got there. T for suicide in ch. 1. Read My Messed Up Life to understand this story. :3

One day, a grandmother takes in two of her orphaned grandchildren into a manor of their dreams and orders a present online to aid her youngest grandson into his career as a historian. Only problem? She ordered the infamous Hetalia units. Thanks, grandma. Your gift will not be in vain! Crack is rampant here, which means someone has to get rid of Canada...

Just because I have a phobia of going outside doesn't mean that I have to take care of eight self-proclaimed immature countries. Besides, I have better things to do-Like sort out a zombie invasion! It's real, I tell you! RESULTS ARE UP!

Unable to accept his position in life, Alfred spends his life trying to hide his genetics from a hierarchical society. He's doing so well until he is quite literally sniffed out by a police chief who makes him doubt hiding in the first place. UKUSUK; OmegaVerse; No mpreg ;u;

It's my final year of college and I have to take what I've been dreading most: my 6 humanities credits. So I signed up for a world history class. For help a shady bookseller sold me a little globe that's supposed to make history "come alive". Too bad I didn't know he meant it literally. OCxVarious.

Based off of LolliDictator's manuals! When you have a laptop with unlimited Internet access... Well, who knows what can happen! Not exactly a story, more like a day-by-day journal of occurrences! Read to see for yourself! Reviews are appreciated!

Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.

Kristy's been hearing voices for a while, something that she finds comforting in the months following that horrific day. Too bad everyone around her thinks she's insane and the voices happen to be really handsome guys who say they are countries. Globe fic

Sasha gets a pop-up that will change her life, and her living arangements, forever. Or, you know, at least for awhile. A Hetalia Manual fic. Hilarity and shenanigans ensues. Rated 'T' for language, and the Bad Touch Trio in later chapters. And alcohol.

For each letter of the alphabet i have picked out a girl name and paired it with a nation creating a cute little one shot. Some fluff and others serious with all of your favorites! Feel free to request nations and or stories by reviewing or pming me

This is what happens when I'm left home alone while my roommates are gone. I order the Bad Touch Trio and the Magical Trio by accident! Jeez, I hope none of them go anywhere near my erogenous zone AKA the twirl on top of my head! Rated T for Brits

As always, everything is disorganized and out of place, the Allies are plotting against the Axis, and the Axis are getting no where. But what happens when a new found country and her friend join the world conferences?

Just what you're looking for. Smutt/Lemon Bondage, Role Play, and other sexy, naughty, nosebleed inducing things

From a confrontation in middleschool to highschool. These female twins hate the Hitachiins for their past actions. But what happens when they spend time together? HikaXOC & KaoXOC. Chapters are rules learned by OCs. M for language and suggestive stuff.

Feliciano and Lovino Vargas are brothers with pyrokenisis who are accepted into Rosewood Academy, a school for students from around the world who are "gifted", born with a supernatural ability of some sort. EDIT: The sequel is out.

It's the future, where names and even the existence of nations are forgotten. A girl stumbles across a real nation when she orders a Unat, a 'human android'. She's going to restore this world and make the people remember, one nation at a time.

One brother seemed to hate you. The other brother was obviously in love with you. You thought Italians were very unfair. North ItalyxOC...RomanoxOC.. Rated M for some language and later chapters.

High schools tough, we all know that. But how about an international boarding school? With constant fighting, bickering, tears and teenage emotions running high will these kids ever get their act together? Germany/Italy, America/England, France/Canada

The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.

AU. "If I throw a tomato at you, vampire bastard, will you still sparkle under the sauce?" Spamano

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.